“yechu”dadadujiachuangzuofaxingdexiaoshuo《qichangfusui:yiwanjichengrenchongworugu》shihenduowangyoudexintouhao,yanfeilushuiqinliangweizhujiaozhijiandehudongfeichangyouai,xihuanzheizhongleixingdeshuyoukanguolai:tachaoouzhetulekoukoushuihoujiuyaoyaohuanghuangdechaoqianzouqu,jiujingcuicanzhetadelizhi,jianguidepitui,jianguidechunvmo,jianguidezhongzhen,wei……
zhuoyuehelushuiqinyuanbenjiuchanzaiyiqideshoubuyoudesongkaile,beizhuagezhengzhedeliangrenlianshangyouzheyimodandandeganga。
“yanfei,nibushiyaomingtiancaihuilaima?woheshuiqin……”zhuoyuedelianshangyouxiebutaiziran。
yanfeixiaodewenrouwubi,tadezuibaweiweiduledu,daduantadehua,yanjingzhalezhawen:“nimenfangxinhaole,woxueguosheyingde,paidebuhuibizhuanyedesheyingshicha。nimenneimeqinmi,sheyingshidouyouxiebuhaoyisi,erwoyouganghaokanguolushuiqintuoguangguodeyangzi,youzenmenengbutinimendailao?”
lushuiqindengletayiyan,bahunshawangshangqingqingdelalela,youxiedeyideshuo:“zhenmeixiangdaonihaihuisheying,henhao!wobenlaixiangzhaojihuihenishuode,keshinixianzaishenmedoukandaole,yeshenglewohenduoshiqing。haole,nikeyipaile!”
yanfeilengxiao,diaozhenghaojiaoju,dandandeshuo:“zhuoyue,zheishinimendehunshazhao,zaikaojinyidianba,liansezaiziranyidian……zaijinyidianla,jiunigangcaineiyangjiuhaole……nizheifubiaoqingnalishizaipaihunshazhao,shishangxingchangba……”
lushuiqinbatouangdegaogaode,kaozaizhuoyuedehuaili,yanshenlimanshitiaoxin。
zhuoyuezaiyerenbuzhu,tengdeyixiazhanqilai:“goule!”kandaotaheqitadenvrenzaiyiqipaihunshazhao,tazenmenengrucidanmo,takeshitadeweihunfua!
yanfeijiangnaodaicongsheyingjihoumianzuanchulai,wenzhuoyue:“goule?shenmegouni?”tadeshengyinhenpingjing,haoxiangzhizaiwentianqizenmeyang。
zhuoyueyibalaguoyanfei:“nibuyaozheiyanghaobuhao?”
yanfeilengxiaozhewen:“niyiqiangaosuwojiabanyaojiadehenwan,shihetazaiyiqiba!”
zhuoyuedingdingdekanzhetashuo:“buquanshi,youshihoushizhendehenmang。”
yanfeikanlelushuiqinyiyan,buyiweirandeshuo:“zhuoyue,nizhenben,niyiqianjiuyinggaizhijiegaosuwode,wobuhuichanzhenide。”taweixiaozheshuo:“haihao,wohaimeiyoubendaobawodejixuquanbunachulaimaifangzi,yaoburanzhendeshipeidale!woshizaishixiangbudaokanqilailaoshibajiaodezhuoyueyexuerenjiapitui,nibupabatuipiduanma?。”
lushuiqinjiangtouyangdegaogaode,buyiweirandeshuo:“jingchangpipituihainengduanlianshenti。”
yanfeilenghengyisheng,xieyankanleyanlushuiqin。
“bushiwoxiangchipitui,ershi……”tasixiadingjuexinyiban,jiangshanshuodemuguangshouhui,kanzheyanfeiyoujiezheshuo:“womentanlesanniandetanai,niquelianqindouburangqinyixia!woshiyigezhengchangnanren,woyexuyaofaxiewodeyuwang!”
“zheigedaolihaoxiangyechengli,keshiwoganggangmingmingtingdaonishuoniyaohetajiehun,jiranruci,weishenmehaihewodingxiahunqi?”tadeshouzhitouzhixianglushuiqin,tahuixiangqizheijinianlaishenbianneixiedaqudeyanguang,tacaifaxiantashizuihouyigezhidaozheijianshiqingderen。zuizhongyaodeshi,tahaiyizhibalushuiqindangpengyou,haishichanghuiyaolushuiqinlaijialichifan。
tazhendebushiyibandeben!
“tazenmekenenghenijiehun!”lushuiqinzhigaoqiyangdekanzheyanfei,tadeshencaigaotiao,biyanfeichabuduogaolebangetou,“tabuguoshijuedenihenxinxian……”
“zhukou!”zhuoyuelenglengdekanzhelushuiqin,quejiweijiandingdeduiyanfeishuo:“wozhidaonishigehaonvren,woyeshizhendeaini,yezhendexiangheniguoyibeizi……”
“nijiudasuanzheiyanghewoguoyibeizi?zhuoyue,nishibushijuedewotebiehaopian?”yanfeideyanlimanshichaoxiao,xindideqingxuzhongshibeidiaodongleqilai。sheishuotameixinmeifei,zheiyangkanzhezhuoyue,tahaishihuiqifen。
“jintiandeshiqing,nijiudangmeiyoukandao,womenhaishinengzaiyiqide!”zhuoyuedeyanliyouyimoqiwang。
“yue,nizenmehaiyimenxinsihetazaiyiqi?ninandaowanglema?tazhishiyigeputongdebangongshizhiyuan,genbenjiubangbudaonishenme,ernizhixuyaohewozaiyiqi,jiukeyishaofendoushinian!”lushuiqindeyanlimanshigaoao。
yanfeideyanlilengyigengnong,quekanzhezhuoyue:“yuanlainishiweileshaofendoushiniancaihetazaiyiqidea,tajiniqianlema?”
zhuoyuedailedai,quedianlediantou,yiyubianjie,yanfeichaotawenrouyixiao,quezhuanguotoulaiduilushuiqinshuo:“nihenaitama?”
lushuiqinzoudaozhuoyuedeshenbian,wanguotadeshou,bizichaotian:“dangran!”
“niruguozhendexihuanta,wojiubatazhuanrangjini,zenmeyang?”ruguozheigeshihoubazhuoyuemaidiao,huoxutakeyixiaoxiaodezhuanyibi。zheiniantou,nanrenbukekao,qianqueshikekaode!
zhuoyuedelianchenglezhuganse,lushuiqinlailexingquwen:“duoshaoqian?”
“yikoujia,shiwan!”yanfeiyibianshuohuayibiankanzhelushuiqin,yanlimanshichaoxiao,tashizaishigedabendan,juranhezheizhongrenjiaopengyou。
lushuiqinjianqidishangdehongseshoutibao,conglimiannachuyizhangzhipiao,dabiyihui,dijiyanfei:“shiwankuai,nikeyigunle!”zhipiaoshuaidaoleyanfeidelianshang。
yanfeibudong,muguangquezhuanhan。
zhuoyuedelianheidekepa,yibazhuaguolushuiqin:“nibuyaotaiguofen!”youniuguoliankanzheyanfei,tazaozhidaotadeshengxingdanmo,danshizongrenweizijizaitaxinmuzhonghaishiyoufenliangde。
takanzhezijideweihunfuyuqitadenvrenpaihunshazhao,hainengherentaojiahaijia,nandaotazaitaxinmuzhongdediweilianqianyebibushangma?tamendeaiqingzhishizheiyangma?
yanfeihuanhuandecongyizishangzhanleqilai,tiantianyixiao,kanzhezhuoyuedao:“woyijingbanimaijitale,congjinwanghou,wohenizaimeirenheguanxi!”
zhuoyuedeliansehennankan,yanfeiquexiaole,xiaodehentianmei:“zhishinideyanguangzhendebuzenmeyang,bierenpituidoushiyuepiyuehao,qiaoqiaonidoupileshenme?”
lushuiqindeliansefaqing,nuhou:“yanfei,niyiweinishishenmedongxi?”yangzhangbianchaoyanfeidelianshangshanqu。
yanfeishenshouzhuazhulushuiqindezhijian,zaiyongliyizhe,lushuiqincanjiaoyisheng,tongdedunlexiaqu,taxiaodewenrouwubi:“nicaishidongxiba,zuobierendexiaosan,haidaotieqian!nizheizhongdongxikezhenhaoa!”kongshoudaosuiranmeidaoheiduan,queyebushibailiande。“zhuoyue,ninalelushuiqindeqianhairangtazuodixiaqingren,xiaoxintiandawuleihong!”
tadeshousongkai,lushuiqindaozailedishang,tadengdayanjingkanzheyanfei。
yanfeicongdishangjianqineizhangshiwandezhipiao,qianshiwuzuide,jiukannizenmeyong。tabaneizhangzhipiaopailepai,fangjinbaoli,jixiaosadeniuguotouqu“wozhunishaofendoushinian,zuihaozheiyibeiziyongyuanyebuyaofendou,yizhichinvrenderuanfan!”chiruanfanxiaoxinchichengruanjiaoxia!
lushuiqinhecengchiguozheiyangdekui,tiqidengzijiuwangyanfeidetoushangshuaiqu,yanfeizaoyousuobei,shenziweiweiyiaibiguotadegongji,yijisaotangtuijiangtaxianfanzaidi,zhuoyueyuxinburen,shenshouqufulushuiqin。
yanfeitiantianyixiao,naqishoubiandejitangjianggaizixiankai,“hua”deyishengdaozailezhuoyuedetoushang,neitanghaihentang,tangdezhuoyuedajiaoqilai,jirouzaitadelianshangguazhe,chengleyikeqimiaodeshengdanshu,taguaiqiaozhijideshuo:“zheishiwoweinizhunbeidejitang,benlaibuxiangjinihele。keshikannihetagangcaipaideneimexinku,zheiwantangjiudangzuoshiwojinidebupin!”yageyade,yiqianjitabushenti,qiaoqiao,zheishentidoubudaonaqule!
shuowan,tajiangzhuangtangdeguanzishuaisuizaidi,bulihuilianggelangbeizhijidenannv,bokaimenkoukanrenaodedianyuanheguke,dabudezouchulehunshadian。
tayibianzouyibianxiaosadebaizheshou,hetadeaiqingshuobyebye……
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