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“you，kanneigeshazi。”
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“此是何地？”
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……
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“你想怎么样！”
林斌被吓到了。
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孙明继续淡然道。
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紧接着。
yizhenyouxienanwendeyaoshuiwei，zaidatingzhizhongmanyankailai。
“假的。”
“竟然是我错了？”
linbinliansecanbai，butingdiyaozhetou，yiliandebukesiyi。
xianzaiyimuleran，zheiqinghuaci，shiyanpin？
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