qiandao：woyouxitongwudilefangxiaochengxuanzheishiyibenjiqiyouxiudeyibuzuopin！gushiqingjieyihuankouyihuanyinrenrusheng！shilituijian！tuijianxiaoshuoneirongjiexuan：“woshuonizheilaotou，bujiushizhengmingzheiqingtonggedashigeyanpinma？youbushibaolenijiazufen，zhiyuma？”huangzongzeyizhanglaolianjihuningchengleyigekugua！jiuchaliangxing……
第12章
jiuzaifangxiaotongguozhulongtianmuguanchazheigemingjiaoqinquandewujianxiangxixinxideshihou。
huangzongzeyezaihuidazhezhaowenqideyiwen。
“qinquan，quanchengyingweiqinzhaoqingtongshiquan，shiqinchaozuoweibiaozhunjiliangdegongju，huangetongsuyidongdexiandaimingcilaimiaoshudehua，jiushichengtuo。”
zhaowenqidengdazheyanjingzhuiwen：“chengtuo？zheiyoushenmexiqide？”
huangzongzexiaolexiao，jixujizhaowenqijinxingguwankepu。
“zhaozong，ninzheijiuyousuobuzhile。”
“ninbiekanzheiwanyierzhishigechengtuo，buguoqinchaodechengtuo，kebushiyibandechengtuo。”
“ciwunaishiqinshihuangzaiquanguotongyidulianghengshitongyizhuzaodehengju，tashiqinwangchaotongyihuobi、jiaqiangzhongyangjiquandexiangzheng，jibianshizaiqinchaodangshi，zhuzaodeshuliangyeshijiqiyouxian，xianrujinchutudeqinquan，jinyouliangmei，zheimei，shidisanmei，qixiyouchengdu，keyumodoubowuguanzhenzangdetongweiqindaitongyidulianghengde“shangyangfangsheng”xiangpimeidexishizhenbao。”
zhaowenqidengdazheyanjing，yifubukezhixindemoyang。
“kanbuchu，zheiqingtonggedazheimexihan。”
yipangdezhaoyihuanyongchiredemuguangdingzhehuangzongzeshoulidezheimeiqinquan：“dajie，zheiqingtonggedahezhishixihan，ruguoshirujiabaohuandeqinquan，tadejiazhi，budiyusanshiyi。”
zhaoyihuandehuaranghuangzongzeyanlidepeifuyoushinonghoulejifen：“doushuobaiwenburuyijian，yihuanxiaojieguozhenhaoyanli，wohuangmoupeifu！zheimeiqinquan，womenbingdepaimaixingjitadedingjiabuduobushao，zhenghaosanshiyi。”
三十亿！
zheigeshuziduiyuyibanrenlaishuo，neijueduishitianwenshuzi。
dancishizaizuodegeweichulefangxiao，nayigebushishenjiaguobaiyide？
sanshiyi，duiyuzhaojiasijiemeilaishuo，daoyesuanbushangshenme。
duiyumahuatengzheigehuaxiashoufulaishuogengshijiuniuyimao。
buguozheimeyigebuqiyandeqingtonggedajiazhisanshiyi，zheihaishirangzhaowenqiyouxiebukezhixin。
“guaiguai，zheiqingtonggedazheimezhiqian？”
zhaoyihuancongxiaojiuduiwenxuefangmianzhanxianchulejiqiguorendetianfu，duiguwandexingquyeshidaxiaojiuyou。
doushuowenwanguwanbulijia，guwanzheiyikuai，yaoxiangchengweidajia，zaihendachengdushangyexuyaojigaodewenhuashuiping。
jiuhaobizheimeiqinquanshangkezhedexiaozhuan，duzilimeidianmoshuiderengenbenjiubuzhidaoshangmianxiedeshishenmeyisi。
shoulibawanzheliangkehetao，bozishangguazheyidachuanmila，zuiliniantaozhebeisongruyaotianqingyoukuihuaxideneixierenbujiaowenwanguwandajia，neijiaobaofahu。
zaizhe，guwanshejidaohenduolishizhishi。
erqiahao，zheixiezhaoyihuandoubuque。
“huanglao，ninbujieyidehua，rangwozixikankan？”
zhaoyihuanduiguwandereaisihaobuyayuwenxue。
kandaoqinquanzheimeixishizhenbaohou，tademuguangjiumeilikaiguo，sisidebeizheimeiqinquanjixiyinle。
“dangrankeyi，ninshimazongqinglaizhangyandeguike，ziranshimeiwenti。”
huangzongzexiaohehedejiangshoulideqinquandijilezhaoyihuan。
zhaoyihuanxiaoxinyiyidejieguoqinquan，shengpayigebuxiaoxinjiujihualuozaidi。
zheidaobushishuozhaoyihuanpashuailepeibuqi。
shishishangsanshiyi，zheidianqian，duiyuzhaoyihuanzheigewentandakalaishuo，yebusuanshenme。
buguodanfanshiguwanquanlideren，douzhidaogudongdezhenxichengdu。
zheidongxi，kebujinjinnengyongjinqianlaihengliangtadejiazhi。
suishuozheiqinquanshiqingtongsuozhu，buxiangciqiyiyangyishuaijiusui。
danqingtongdeyingduyeshihenruande，wanyijishuaibiele，neizheimeiqinquandewanzhengdukejiudadazhekoule。
zhaoyihuanxiaoxinyiyidepengzhezheimeiqinquan，mubuzhuanjing，lianyanjingdoubudaizhadezixiduanxiangleqilai。
“congzhongliangshangpanduan，zheimeiqinquanyinggaishi16liang，yixiandaidejiliangfangshijisuan，yejiushiyijinzuoyou。”
“bingqiecongqingtongdexiuseshangkan，ruguowomeicaicuodehua，zheimeiqinquandechutu，keshizaishuizhongdalaoerhuo？”
zhaoyihuandehua，ranghuangzongzejianzhipeifudewutitoudi！
“yihuanxiaojie，ninzheiyanli，huangmoujianzhipeifudewutitoudi！”
“queshiruninsuoshuodeneiyang，zheimeiqinquandechutu，dedequequeshiconghuanghezhongwuyijiandalaoerchu！”
zheimeiqinquan，shihuangzongzehualeershigeyidebenjin，conglingyigegudongshangshouligoude。
zhiyuzheimeiqinquandechutu，yedequeshiconghuanghezhongwuyidalaoerchu。
huangzongzedezheifanhua，rangyipangzixilingtingdemahuatengdourenbuzhuchushengwendao：“yihuanxiaojie，nishizenmekanchuzheiwujianshicongshuizhongdalaosuode？”
zhaoyihuanzhilezhiqinquanshangmiandeqingtongxiusejieshidao。
“qingtongqiwujingguojiqiannianliuchuan，zhijindazhiyousanzhongfangshi：rutu、zhuishui、chuanshi。”
“yongxingjiadehualaishuo，qingtongqizhuishuiqiannian，zelvruguapi，eryingrunruyu，weijiqiannian，suiyouqinglverbuying，weirutushuizhichuanshiqingtongqi，qisezihe，eryouzhushaban，shenzhiqibantuqi。”
“ninzaikankanzheimeiqinquan，tabiaomiandesezehexiuse，zhengshilvruguapi，eryingrunruyu，congzheidianshangkan，zheimeiqinquanzaishuizhongyanmailebuxiaqiannian。”
“ninzaikanzheishangmiankezhedexiaozhuan，qishangkedeshiqinshihuangditongyidulianghengdezhaoshu。”
“nianliunian，huangdijinbingjiantianxiazhuhou，qianshoudaan，lihaoweihuangdi，naizhaochengxiangzhuang、wan，faduliang，zebuyi，qianyizhe，jiemingyizhi。”
zhaolusirutongtingtianshuyiyangtingdeyilianchidai：“erjie，zheidoushishenmewanyier？nengbunengshuodianrangrentingdedongde？”
zhaoyihuanbailetayiyan，xiaomadao：“jiaonipingchanggenwoduodudianshunibuting，zheishangmiandeyisi，dayiweiqinshihuangershiliuniantongyitianxia，baixinganning，dinglilehuangdichenghao，xiazhaoshuyuchengxiangweizhuang、wangwan，babuyizhidedulianghengzhidudoumingquedetongyiqilai。”
“cainv，guoranshidangshidiyicainv！”
tingwanzhaoyihuandejieshi，mahuatengjidongdeguqilezhang：“yihuanxiaojienianjiqingqingbianyouzheibancaixueheyanli，peifu，peifua！”
zhaoyihuanmiantiandexiaolexiao：“mazongninguojiangle，wojiushipingshimeishixihuanyanjiuyixieguwenziheguwanshenmede，shangbudetaimian。”
“aiyowei，wodedacainv，ninkezhenshiqianxu，jiarunindecaixuehaishangbudetaimiandehua，neixiangwolaohuangzheizhongsuren，yibanianjiqibushibaihuole。”
黄宗择跟着奉承道。
kandaohuaxiashoufuhehuaxiazuidapaimaixinglaobanduizijidemeimeizanyuyoujia，zhaowenqizheigedajieyehenshikaixin。
zheiyatou，jizhaojiazhanglianle！
zhaoyihuanjiangshoulideqinquandijilemahuateng，suihouxiaozheshuodao：“mazong，congyishangliangdianpanduan，zheimeiqinquanshizhengpinwuyile。”
jiuzaimahuatengxishangmeishaodejieguoqinquandeshihou，yigeshengyintuwudexiangleqilai。
“dengdeng，erjie，yiwokan，zheimeiqinquan，shiyanpin！”
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