xiaoshuozhurengongshiqingeyuebanxiadeshumingjiao《qingezhujianyu3nian》,zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshiqinzhangqingsuobianxiededoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule:beirenxianhaizuolesannianyuanyu,chuyuhoujingranfaxianduolegenver,ershengshimeiyandehaizimajingran……zheishizhuixunaibajueqidegushi。...
19、风水辩论
秦戈猜的没错。
madinglingheeryizhiqianwendewenti,jiushiyuebanxiaxianzaijiqiexiangzhidaode。
eryiyiwuyishidegentashuoleyibian。
“zhuwogebi?”yuebanxiademeitoudouyaozhouchenglechuanzi,neixinjidudezhengzha,anbenxin,tashenzhibuxiangqingechuxianzaizijimianqian,laosidoubuyaoyouwanglai;danweilenver,tazhinengtuoxiezaituoxie,xiangxiangtaxingbuguolaineizhongchadianzhixideganjue,jiaotiantianbuying,jiaodidibuling,zaiyebuxiangtihui。
zhengyaoyaoyadayingdeshihou,eryiyoushuo:“buguo,neixiaozihoulaimeijianchi,congwoneinaleyigehongxiantuanhuizawujianqu,yebuzhidaoquzuoshenme。”
qingedangranbushinazhexiantuanzuozhenxian。
ershicongzijideshouzhizhongxiangechujidixianxue,fangzaiyigewanli,zaibahongxianyongxianxuejinpaotou,yilongxuetuludexuanshu,jiachileqidaoxuefu。
zuihouhuanlejiuquan,cuochengyigeshengjie。
zuowanzheiyiqie,tayijingjingpilijin。
jiaojimadingling,rangtaqujiyueyaerdaishanghou,zhijiedaozaichuangshangshuijue。
………………
第二天,周末。
月半夏没有去上班。
qingezhenglazheyueyaerdeshouzaihuayuanliwandeshihou,waimianxiangqiqichelabasheng,henkuai,yuebanxiaqinziyinglechuqu。
yueyaerxianzaiyijingnengkaishixuezoulu,fuzhepaxingtandeweilan,keyizouhaojiquan,zijiyenengzhanqilaishijimiao,jiushibuganzijizoulu,yizoujiudao,xuyaoyourenlazhetaxiaoshou。
qingeyibandezhuyilifangzailairenshenshang。
yuanyiweikenengshiyuebanxiadepengyou,huozhegongsilideren,meixiangdaojinlaideshifengshuixiansheng……zonggongsangeren,yidaliangxiao,dadeneigechuanheisezhangshan,heisebuxie,daizheheisemojing。
zhangshanqianmianyinzheyigebagua,houmianshifengshuilianggezhuantizi。
看起来挺能唬人的。
lingwailianggexiaode,yikanjiushizhushouxiaosi。
qingebiaoqingguaiyi,xinxiang:yuebanxiashigeshayisi?qinggefengshuixianshenglai,shiduizijishuodeneixieshiqingyousuohuaiyiba?shidasuandangmianchaichuanzijishuodeneixiehua,ranhoudazijidelianma?
zheigenvren,zenmejiu……zheimeyouzhi。
zhenghaozheihuiermadinglingcongbieshulichulai,zheijiahuozuowanyebuzhidaozaiganma,shuidaozheigediancaiqichuang;buguokanjianneigefengshuixiansheng,madinglingjiujingyadejiaoleqilai:“liudashi,ninshiliuyongfengliudashiba?”
fengshuixianshengdiandiantou:“dui,zhengshiququ。”
madinglingkanxiangyuebanxia:“banxia,liudashizenmedaowomenzheierlaile?”
yuebanxiadao:“bushiyourenshuowozheierfengshuibuhaoma?jiuqingliudashiguolaibangmangkankan,liudashi,xianqingdaowulihecha。”
ranhouchaoqingegougoushou,“qinge,daizheyueyaerguolai。”
guoran,shiyaojianzhenzhanga!
liudashihelecha,zaiwulizhuanleyiquan,wendao:“yuenvshi,shisheishuozheilidefengshuibuhao?”
eryimaotou:“jiushita。”
liudashilengleyixia:“tashi……”
eryishuo:“tashizheilideyongren。”
qingemolemobizi,meibanfafanbo。
zheishi,liudashideyigetudiborandanu,zhizheqingeshuodao:“hushuobadao,niyigexiarendonggepidefengshui?nizhidaoshenmeshifengshuima?nizhidaoshenmeyinyangma?ganshuozheilidefengshuibuhao,neinizhidaozheilizaofangzideshihou,shisheikandefengshuima?zhengshiwoshifu,nandaonikanfengshuidebenshibiwoshifuhailihai?”
kandaoqingebeinudui,eryipanglianhanxiao。
yuebanxiazaojiubayueyaerbaoguoqu,lengyanpangguan。
madingling……madinglingjingrandakaileshoujishipin,zaiyibiantou**shipin。
qingeantan,kanlaijintianbixuyaoduiyichangle,burantayouhuibeitieshangpianzidebiaoqian,ranhoubeiganchuqu;tazhiqianshuozheifangzifengshuibutaihao,zhishiyigetuoci,danxianzaimeibanfa,zhinengyiluzoudaohei。
danshi,duitalaishuo,bianboyifandaoyebunan。
“xiarenzenmele?xiarenjiubunengdongfengshuile?”
qingechuanzheqingjiegongyifu,dandandeshuodao,ziyouyigugaoshouzaiminjiandeweidao。
liudashilengxiaodao:“heng,ruchouweigan,yeganshuofengshui?neinidaoshishuoshuo,zheilidefengshuinalibuhao?”
qingedao:“nadoubuhao。”
liudashichabeiyidun:“fangpi!zheilidefengshui,zangfengjuqi,deshuiweishang,shianzhaohuilongrushou,lailongmianyuandegejujianzao,lailailai,nikankanzheibieshudezaoxing,haiyouneibiandeyouyongchi,yangzhaoan,yinzhaojian,baowanjincheng,yuanzhuanhunruraodaixing,budanronghuajifugui,manmenheshunshikangning,huashuo,nitingmeitingguohuilongrushou,lailongmianyuanzheibagezi?”
shuodeneizhenshitoutoushidao,budongrumadingling,shunjianbianchenglexiaomimei。
liudashideyigetudidao:“shifu,gentafeishenmekoushe?zheixiaozijiushilaigaoxiaode,tayigeyongren,haibuzhidaoshibushiwenmangni,nengdongshenmefengshuimishu?wokantajiushiyigepianzi,buzhidaonagedianshishangtinglaidefengshuixueshuo,laihuyouzhurenjia,xiangyaocongzhongmouli。”
lingyigetudijiekou:“meicuo,zheiyangderenwomenshitujiandeduole,qishidoushixinhuaibugui,xiangcongzhujiashoulinongqiandezeiren,wojianyi,nimenhaishiganjinbazheigejuxinhuocedejiahuojicileba!”
qingemianbugaise,xiaolexiao,kanzheliudashiwen:“qingjiaodashi,shichenghepai?”
gaoyidiandetudilijichixiao:“ha,pashiniwuxiajukanduoleba,haihemenhepaini,fengshuixueyoubushixuegongfu,nayoumenpai?”
qingedao:“e,yuanlairucia!”
“hahahaha,xiaozi,zheixiazhangjianshileba?shenmedoubudong,haiganchulaidingwoshifu,nizheizhenshijiaobanmennongfu,yixiaodafang。”
yuebanxiadelianjiuchenlexialai。
ganqingzheijiahuoyizhidoushizaipianren,**!
taquebuxiangxiang,yueyaerhunmibuxingdeshihou,shisheijiuxingde。
qingeyexiaoleqilai,ranhoucaikaikou:“xianzaishiwangluoshidai,xinxibaopeng,fengshuixuedaoyebiandikaihua,gexianshentong,danyeduolexuduoren,suibiankanjibenluanqibazaodefengshuixueshuo,jiuchulaimainongpianqian。”
yuebanxiazhoumei,dao:“qinge,budeduiliudashiwuli。”
liuyongfengzaizhonghaidiqufeichangyouming,changhuoyuezaizhonghaifuhaodementingzhijian,mingtouhenda,guanxihenguang,buhaodezuide。
qingequedangmeitingjiantadehua,jixudao:“wobushizhenduishei,ershishuo,xianzaishimianshanghenduozichengfengshuidashideren,qishidoushipianzi;zhenzhengdefengshuimishu,ziguzhijin,shoutushoushu,yimaixiangcheng,dazhifenchengliangzhongpaixi,xingshipaiheliqipai;qizhonggejiayoufenluantou,xingxiang,xingfa,bazhai,mingli,sanhe,fangua,xingsu,xuankongfeixing,ershisishantou。
nijuranshuobufenmenpai,haoba,qiebushuozheige!
liudashi,gangcainishuozangfengjuqi,deshuiweishang,neijiushibazhaimenlilunle。
keniyoushuohuilongrushou,neiqueshiluantoupaideshuofa。
lailongmianyuan,youshixingsupaide。
zheijigemenpaigebuxianggan,shenzhililunxianghuchongtu。
haoba,zheidoumeishi,kenengliudashitianfuyibing,jibaijiazhizhangni。
danshi,nizheiyangzhaoan,yinzhaojian,jiuyoudianshuobuguoqule,zheishimojinxiaoweifenjindingxuedeshoufa,zanmenzheilishihuorenzhudebieshu,kebushisirentangdemuxue,nianzhaozheiyangdefengshuililunlaijianbieshu,nishuozheifengshui,haobuhao?wokanyetinghaode,huorennengzhu,siren,yezhudeshutana!”
shunjian,liudashinaomenjianhan,beijifaliang。
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