全家参加双十一答题大赛后，我被踢出购物车沙曼华-著

小说简介

《quanjiacanjiashuangshiyidatidasaihou，wobeitichugouwuche》cishuzuoweishamanhuadeyibenduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，qingjiequzheqiefengfu，ticaixiangduixinying，diedangqifuzhideyikan。zhuyaojiangdeshi：shenmeshiyuanwang？shipoqiexuyao，haishifuhuaxurong？woyouyule。shangyicidejiaoxunhaililizaimu。wodeguanxin，zaitamenyanliyiwenbuzhi……

精彩章节

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womenquanjiacanjiale“shuangshiyijinpaigouwuche”zhibodasai。

meirenjiqitajiarenchuyidao“yuanwangqingdan”ti，jianchidaozuihoudejiatingjiunengyingdeyiwanjiangjin。

diyiti，mamadegouwuchesanxuanyi：zhineng**yi、**banbojinbao、9kuai9baoyoudegaoyaotie。

wogangyaoxuangaoyaotie，jiutingjiangebiyishengcanjiao。

yigenanrenhunshenbeitiemanle“chaping”biaoqian，pifukuilan，aihaozhebeituozou。

tadeqizimurandikanzhe，shiwangdishuo：“lianwogouwuchelifanglebanniandehufupindoubuzhidao，zheizhonglaogongyaolaiyoushenmeyong？”

yuanlai，caicuoyuanwangqingdandehouguo，shibei“tuihuochuli”。

wokanzhexuanxiang，naohailifuxianchumamaqianjirizonghanyaotengdeyangzi。

zuizhong，wobapiaotoujilegaoyaotie。

meimeijiangyaoyiliantianzhendixuanbu：“mamademengxiangdangranshineikuandenglesangeyuedebojinbaola，zheikeshishenfendexiangzheng！”

全家都赞同地点头。

结果公布，我错了。

mamashiwangdikanzhewo：“jiangwan，suiranniganghuilai，danbuzhiyulianzheidianyanlijiandoumeiyouba？woyaoteng，nandaobugengxuyaoyigebojinbaolaianweiwodexinlingma？”

babahegegegengshinumuershi。

zhuchirenbinglengdeshengyinxiangqi：“budongjiaren，jiushizuidadechaping。chengfakaishi。”

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huayingangluo，wodeshoujipingmumengdidanchuwushu“9kuai9baoyou”dedanchuang，zenmeyeguanbudiao。

jinjiezhe，yiliangjudadegouwuchecongtianerjiang，jiangwohenhenkouzaixiamian。

gezhetielan，wokandaojiangyaoduiwobilegekouxing。

“gunhuinidelajidui。”

gezhebinglengdetielan，wokandaojiangyaoduiwobilegekouxing。

“gunhuinidelajidui。”

wobeikunzaiyigejudade、congtianerjiangdegouwucheli，dongdanbude。

shoujipingmushang，wushu“9.9baoyou”delianjiashangpindanchuanghaizaifengkuangtiaodong，xiangyizhangzhangchaofengdeguilian。

zheijiushicaicuojiarenyuanwangqingdandechengfa。

“jiangwan，nidaodizaixiangshenme？mamazuixiangyaodejiushineigebojinbao，niyanjingxialema？”

gegejiangfengyilianxianedikanzhewo，fangfowoshineige9.9baoyoudelaji。

babachenzhelian，yuqilimanshishangrendebunaiyusuanji：

“diyicijiuchucuo，jianzhishituohoutui！nizhidaozheigebisaidejiangjinduiwomenjiayouduozhongyaoma？”

mamazewuzhexinkou，duiwoshiwangtouding：

“woyaoteng，nandaojiubuxuyaoyigebojinbaolaianweiwoshoushangdexinlingma？nizheihaizi，zaixiangxiadaijiule，yidianrenqingshigudoubudong。”

wozhanglezhangzui，xiangshuowomingmingkandaotaqianjitiantoutouzaishoujishangsousuogaoyaotie，tengdezhibuqiyao。

kewodejieshi，zaitamenkanlai，huoxuhaiburuyigebojinbaodebaozhuanghelaideyoufenliang。

zhouweiqitacansaijiatingtoulaixingzailehuodemuguang。

womenjiashiduoguanremen，erwo，shizheigeremenjiatingliweiyidewudian。

jiangyaozoudaogouwucheqian，jugaolinxiadikanzhewo，shengyintianmeiyoucanren。

“jiejie，bieguaiwomen。shinizijibudongderongruwomenzheigejia。“

“mamadepengyouquan，gegedemianzi，babadeshengyi，nayiyangbuxuyaoyongqianhepinweilaizhuangdianni？nixuandeneigegaoyaotie，chuanchuquwomenjiangjiadouyaobeirenxiaodiaodaya。”

tashuowan，wanzhumamadegebo，qinnidisajiao：“ma，bieshengqile，dengwomenyinglebisai，wojinimaishigebojinbao！”

“haishiwodeyaoyaozuitiexin。”mamalikexiaozhuyankai，kandoumeizaikanwoyiyan。

tamenyijiasikouqilerongrongdizouxiangxiuxiqu，fangfowozhishiyigebeidiuqide、aishidexingli。

judadejuguangdengkaozaiwodetouding。

gouwucheqiulongdeyinyingjiangwowanquantunmei。

wowojinquantou，zhijiashenshenqianruzhangxin，neidiancitongrangwobaochizhezuihoudeqingxing。

zhuchirendeshengyinzaicixiangqi：

“diyilunjieshu，xianzaizhunbeijinrudierlun。qing‘**’dongshizhangjiangjianguoxianshengchuti。”

babayiqifengfadizoushangtai。

他要出题了。

wotaiqitou，touguogouwuchedetielan，lenglengdikanzheta。

wodaoyaokankan，zheiyici，nimenyouhuijiwozenyangdexiuru。