《qujianchulianxiaohaha，wozhaoqingmeinikusha》shiyibujifuxiangxiangliheqihuansecaidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，yousuiyinsanliangqianjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong，luzhaozhanweiguzezhishenyuyigeshenmideshijie，zhankaileyiduanguanyuyouyi、yongqihexinrendemaoxianzhilv。luzhaozhanweiguzemianduizhegezhongmofaheguaiwu，tongguozhihuiheyongganzhanshenglekunnan，zuizhongdadaolemubiao。zheishibushihuirangrenjuede，tamenlianggeyiqiandeguanxijiubuqingbuchude？biaogezixuzhongyuaiqing，kexianzaidexingwei，qibushidianwuletaheqianrendeaiqing，yedianwule……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigeshenqihelingrenzhemideqihuanshijie。
nengbuqingzilaisuiyijinchutabangongshideren，kongpayezhiyoujiangruoyule。
congxiangshiyilai，jiangruoyuzaitazheilizongshiyouhenduodetequan。
jiandaozhanweizheifuqiaocuidemoyang，jiangruoyushenqingfuza，yanshenzhongxiemanlexinteng。
yuanlai，tongkudebujinshiluzhao，zhanweidexinyemeihaoshoudaonaliqu。
yeshi，bijingjiniandeganqing，jinjinshineixieyinxiguanerchanshengdeyilaigan，jiuzuyirangrenxintongdaozhixi。
sheiyounengzhenzhenggeshexiani？
xiangqizijizuotiankandaolihunxieyishushi，dangshixinzhongjingranshengqiyisiqiexi，cishibumianduizhanweidekuijiuzhixingengshen。
kezheijiurangjiangruoyugengjiadebunenglijie，jirannimenbicineimezaihu，wodehaoguimiya，weishenmenijiupianpianyaojiuzheguzebufangni？
yaozhidaoaiqinglirongbuxiashazi，tebieshiluzhaoneibantanchengzhizhefuchuquanshenxindeaiyi，tazenmekenengrongrennigenguzeyouqiancheni？
taduinichichengdeaiyi，shenzhizhishitingdaonicengjingheguzedeguoqu，jiuhuirenbuzhuchicu，hekuangshirangguzehuoshengshengdezhanzaitayanqian？
“woluguo，shanglaikankanni。”
jiangruoyuzoujin，wojinzhanweideshou。
zhanweiweiweiyizheng，dakedakeguntangdeleizhukaishizhengxiankonghoudecongyankuangyongchu。
duonianlai，jiangruoyujiuxianggezhixinjiejie，zongshizaizhanweizuicuiruo，zuixuyaodeshihoupeizaitashenbian，jitaanwei，jitayongbao。
sihuzhiyouzaitashenbian，zhanweicaikeyizhanxianrouruodeyimian，zuozuizhenshideziji。
“ruoyu，wo，wohaopa...”
“biepa，youshenmeshijiugenwoshuo，wozaini。”
jiangruoyuqingqingfumozhetatoushangdexiufa，roushengxiyudeanfuzongshirangrenganjuedaoxinan。
“zuotianluzhao，chadianbaguzedasi，nibuzhidaodangshideqingkuang，zhendetebieheren。”
“什么？”
jiangruoyulengzhule，xianrantameixiangdaoqingkuangneimezaogao，piankehou，youxiangzhanweitouquleruoyousuosidemuguang：“tamenliangge，zenmehuipengmian？nibushishuo，baguzediaozoulema？”
“wobatadiaozouleya，benlaijiushijintianyaodiaozoude，keshizuotian，luzhaolaigongsibangwosongdiannaodeshihou，pengdaoleguze，dangshitayishengbuhangdelikaile，
keshiwanshangwohuiqudeshihou，tajiubizhewoqianlihunxieyishu，woxiangbaguzehanguolaidangmianjieshiyixia，
houlai，houlailuzhaojiudongshoule，womeixiangdaoshiqinghuifazhanchengzheigeyangzide，guzexianzaihaizaiqiangjiushilimeixingguolai，zhishizanshituolileshengmingweixian，wuwuwu～”
“suoyi，nizheimetongku，bushiyinweigenluzhaolihun，ershiyinweidanxinguze？”
jiangruoyusongkailezhanwei，jinjindingzhezhanweideyanjing，cishiyanshenlidewenrouhexintengsihudouxiaoshile，zhuanergengxiangshiyizhongshenshi。
zhanweiziranganshoudaoleguimidezhuanbian，xiangyaokaikoujieshi，ketingshangququezhizhiwuwude：“wobushidanxinguze，wozhishipatawanyizhendechuleshenmeshi，luzhaohuishoudaoqianlian，wozhenzhengdanxindeshiluzhao。”
zhanweihuangleshen，duishangjiangruoyudeyanjing，yanshenzhongdaizheqiqiu，xiangyaoqingqiuguimixiangxinziji，tahecengzheimebeiweiguo。
keneixietazuilijieshidehuayu，luodaojiangruoyudeerduolixiandeshineimedecangbaiwuli。
jiangruoyumeizaishuohua，nuobudaoyicedeshafashanghuanhuanzuoxia。
tayueshizheiyang，zhanweineixinjiuyueshihuangluan。
“ruoyu，nitingwoshuo，wozhendeyidiandoubuzaihuguzedesihuode，zhishihaipaluzhaohuizuolao，shenzhibeigujiabaofu，wobuxiangluzhaoxianruweixianzhizhong，wo，wo...”
zhanweidehuaturanzhongzhi，taturanxiangqilaiyijianshi，jiangruoyuzenmezhidaozijigenluzhaolihunde？
lihunxieyideshiqing，fashengzaishijigexiaoshizhiqian，zaiciqijian，zhanweimeigenrenherentiguo。
neiweiyidejieshijiushi，tacongluzhaoneitingdaode。
“ruoyu，luzhaozuotianwanshangmeihuijia，nizhidaotaqunalema？”
mianduiturandexunwen，jiangruoyulianshangfuxianchuyisibuziran，tebieshixiangdaozuotiangenluzhaodezhitijiechu，bijing，neishizhanweidelaogong，napayijingqianshulelihunxieyi。
dantahenkuaijiuzhendingxialai，pashenme，shenzhengbupayingzixie，junzilunjibulunxin，bieguanxinlixiangbuxiang，fanzhengzuotianyoumeiduitazuoshenme。
“taqujiubahedelanzui，wojinidadianhuadabutong，jiubatadaihuiwojiale。”
jiangruoyushuowanyouxiexinxudetoutoupiaoleyiyanzhanweidefanying，houzhebingmeiyouzhanxianchubuyue：“neijiuhao，zuotianwoyizhizaiyiyuan，shizaichoubukaishen，haihaoyounibangwozhaoguluzhao，xiexieni，ruoyu。”
zhanweichengkendeyanshenbusizuowei，jiangruoyunengganshoudao，tashifazineixindeganjiziji。
shenmeqingkuang？tajiuyidianbudanxin？
jiangruoyufajue，yuelaiyuegaobudongguimidexiangfale。
doushuofanghuofangdaofangguimi，zenmezhanweiduizijiconglaijiumeiyouguobandiantifangni？
tazhanweisuirantianzijuese，kejiangruoyuziwenzijiyemeichadaonaliquba？
zhenbupabanilaogongzhaogudaochuangshangqu？
haishishuo，nixinligenbenjiuduiluzhaomeiyoubandiansuowei，zhenbeirenqiaozouleyesihaobuzaihu？
“neinijiexialaidasuanzenmezuo？”
jiangruoyuxiangbahuaticongzijiheluzhaoshenshangganjinchechuqu，bijingyanduobishi，zhuanerkaishixunwenzhanweixiayibudedasuan。
“wulunruhe，wodoubuhuiheluzhaolihunde，womenzhijiandewuhui，huijiekaide，taaiwo，woyeaita。”
“neinijiuquzhaotaya，dangzhetademianhaohaodaogeqian，ranhougenguzeneige**chedihuaqingjiexian，rangtayongyuandoubuyaochuzainimenmianqian，bushihenjiandandeshiqingma？”
“现在还不行。”
tidaoguze，zhanweiqueyoubuganyujiangruoyuzhuoredemuguangduishi，jiemaochuiluo，huanhuandixialetou。
“为什么不行？”
zhanweideyouyuzhengzhabeijiangruoyujinshouyandi，tayuqizhongshengqileyisinuyi。
“woxuyaobaguzexiananfuhao，dengtaxinglai，wohuihaohaoquanquanta，rangtabuyaobaojing，gengbuyaoqubaofuluzhao。”
“hahahahaha，wodehaoguimiya，wodeshaguimi，woyiqianzenmemeiyoufaxiannizheimetianzhenni？niyiweishiqingweishenmehuinongchengzheigejumian？
shiyinweiluzhaochongdongma？haishiyinweiguze**ni？wogaosuni，doubushi。
zaochengzheiyiqiedezhenzhengyuanyinshini，shiniduiguzederongren，shiniduiluzhaodebuzaiyi，cairangjumianyuelaiyuefuza。
nixianzaihaixiangzheyaoquanfuguze，nizhidaoma，biqinizuozheixiedaijiluzhaodeshanghai，woxiangxintagengyuanyiquchengshoulaoyuzhizai！”
“duibuqi，nizhidaoderuoyu，wozhendecongmeixiangguoyaoshanghailuzhaode，duibuqi...”
mianduijiangruoyudezhize，zhanweiliuxiawuzhudeleishui，shengyinyufadezhandou。
“neinidasuanzenmeanfuguze？”
jiangruoyusuiranduizhanweihenwuyu，queyerenbuzhuzhuiwen。
“tademamadelejuezheng，xinyuanshirangwoyiguzenvpengyoudeshenfenzaiciqukanwangta，xiangxinwodayingtayihou，guzejiubuhuizaiquzhuijiule。”
“ng？”jiangruoyutingwanhoutongkongdengde**。
yanxiadeqingkuangyiguzenvpengyoudeshenfenzaicihuigujiakanwangguzedemama？
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