baitangjiruchushinabuxiaoshuozhongdezhujiao?gaizuomingwei《qijiluzhi》,shiyibenxiandaifenggededuanpianyanqingzuopin,shidashen“yishisi34”deranqingzhizuo,zhujiaoshibaitangjiruchu,gaishuwei:xitongyijingxingchongchongdifeiguoqule,feizaidongbeihushenbianzhuanquanquan。duiyuzheizhongwenzituisiderou,tabingbuxieyuzhuabu,……
第1章
【1】
“kanqingchulema?zhengmingbailewomenjiuhuijiaba,yourenhaidengwochifanni!”
wodunzaicaocongli,genbuyuanchuhuashenmaquedexitongjinxingnaodianbojiaoliu。
“zaidengdeng!daxiangbaobaohenkuaijiuyaoshengchulai!zheimezhenguidehuamianwoyidingyaojiluxialaifangjinzhenzangxia!”
wotaiqizhuazi,bacaowangshenqianbalalebala。
tuoxitongdefu,woshenweiyizhigou,queyongyoulewudidewanwumibati。
fanshixitongxihuandedongwu,douhuishenshendibeiwoxiyin。dangranzheizhongxiyinkebushineizhongxiyin,ershileisiyuduipengyoudehaoganheqinjin。
xitongbuzhidaolaizihefang,dankuaiyanjiugezhonggeyangdeshengwu。tabenshitongtian,keyidaposhikongdezhigu。danyouyigezhimingquexian,zheizhongbenlingbunengyongzaizijishenshang。
yushitaxuanzhonglewo,yizhikeaitianmeidesamoyegougou。
ranhou,wodeqihuanzhilvjiukaishile。
xiaomaquepulengzhechibangchaowofeiguolai:“paixialaila!womenkeyizoule!”
wosongleyikouqi:“zouyuanyidianzaiqidongchuansongmen,bierangyichangnengliangyingxiangdaotamen。”
maquezaikongzhonghualeyigeyuanquan,chaozhelingyibianfeiqu。
wotiaowangsizhou,henhao,quandoushizhangdebigouhaigaodeyecao,meiyoufaxianqitadongwudezongji!
wodazhedanzizaicaoconglisalehuierhuan,guoranmeiyouxiyinlaiqitadongwu。
maqueyijingshouzaileyigeguangquanqianmian,shangxiafeiwudengzhewoguoqu。
wotengkongyiyue,shenzishuzhan,dongzuoyouya。ruguoyouchongwuaoyunhui,ti**shikeyicansaiduoguandeneizhong。
“wangwang!”xiabanhuijiachifanlou!
“哞——”
youzhangyoufuyouliliangdeyexinghuhuanzaiwoerbianxiangqi!
wohuitouyikan,chadianbagouyandengchulai。
nalicuanchulaidaxiangyouzai???
“buxingle!chuansongmenchaoshichebuhuile!”maquejideshuolerenhua。
woyanqianyihei,zhuangjinlechuansongmen。wanshangduochuyitiaohuisedezhangbizi,daxiangbaobaohenghengjiji,shifengaoxingdizhaodaolehaopengyou。
“nimenxiangkankanwojiadegou?”jiruchujuzheshouji,zhuanshenchongmenkouhanwodemingzi:“baitang!kuaiguolai!yougegejiejiexiangnile!”
danmushuachuyipaiwenhao,gouni?gouni?gengyouheizizaixiamiantiaojiao,zhimingdaoxingrangwochulai。
[malatutou]:kuairangbaitangchulai,yaobushiweilekangou,nageyanxialehuidianjinnidezhibojian!ziyuanka,buyaolian!
[pingdanshizhen]:loushanghuibuhuiliqitaizhongle?rendoutuiquanlehaiyaozhebufang,shizijishenghuoburuyisuoyilaizhaochama?
[miaoxingdashi]:baitangshichuquwanlema?pingshibushiyihanjiuguolailema?
......
“baitang!baitang!kuaiguolai!”jiruchuyouhanlejisheng,ranhougenzhibojiandeguanzhongjieshidao:“chuquwanyegaihuilaile。xianzai11dianduole,kuaidaochifanshijianle。”
taqishen,juzheshoujiwangwaizou:“wohaishiquchufangkankanba,bietazijiyijingzhengshangfanle。”
[yigujingnian]:hahaha!xiaosi!bozhuzheishixiangqishangcibaitangeleyaopobaimiandai,zaidishanggunxuedexianlileba!
[miaoxingdashi]:baitang:wojiutinichangchanghuaimeihuai......
[baitangmama]:nimenkezhensun。
[malatutou]:jiadeba!kendingshibaipai!xiaobaitangsixialibuzhidaozenmebeiqifule,buranzenmehuishadaoquyaobaimiandai!
[lujianbuping]:kuaibazheigeshachachuqu,kanzherangrenxinfan!
jiruchulveguoshoujishangshuadefeikuaidedanmu,xinpingqihedejiangshoujiqiedaolehoushijingtou:“dajiabangwoyiqizhaobaitangba。”
huayingangyiluoxia,caiyuanzineibianchuanlaiyishengjuxiang,jiezheshifengkuangdegoujiaosheng。
jiruchuniezheshoujipaodefeikuai,ranhoubeicanburendudecaiyuanzihedaoshiyu。
shoujicongtashoushanghualuo,zhibojianhuamianyishanerguo,zuihoudingzaileyiwangwujidelantianbaiyun,tupiankeyizhijiejiezouzuobizhi。
wokanleyangenwoyiqichuansonghuilaihaizaigaoxingdijuanzhewowandedaxiangbaobao,ranhouduishangwojiashadiaodechanshiguan,xinxudi“ying”leyisheng。
duibuqia,banizhongdefanqielajiaodoucaizhele。
【2】
#zhenjing,wangchuanjrcdejinzhujingranshi#
weiboresouturanbeiyitiaomomingqimiaodecitiaobalebang,dianjinqukanguoderendoushuohao!
wobeichanshiguanfaquqiangjiaozhanli,daxiangbaobaoyegenzhewoguolai,xuezhewojuanqibizidazaiqiangshang。
jiruchuzaiwoshenhouzoulaizouqu,shouzhidoukuaizaipingmushangcachuhuohuale。
“baitang,nikezhenshizhangnengnaile!”
“dingdong——”shiweibosixintebieguanzhutixing。
xitongzhanzaiwojiadewaibozishushang,jiwolangdutashijiandaodexiaoxi:“xiaoji,nidangchutuiquantaikexile。zenmeyang,youmeiyoufuchudedasuan?”
jiruchuwozheshoujibadabadadazi:“biekaiwanxiao。zheiresounenghuojitian?wofuchubujiushizhaomama?”
e。wangjishuole。wodechanshiguanlailikebujiandan。tashigemingfuqishidefusandai,yinweireaikanxiaoshuo,suoyijinleyulequanzuoyanyuan。youyinweiyanjibuhaodanyouqianfenleqitarendedangao,beiheifendizhituiquan。
tongyangyinweikanxiaoshuo,tayouaishanglezhongdi。huihuishoumaixialiangzuoshantou,daiwoyinjuguocaijudonglixiadeyouzairizi。
“nicongnadaihuilaiyitouda,xiaoxiangde?”jiruchugouqishouzhibashoujipingmuqiaodebangbangxiang,shangmianheranshiyazhouxiangdebaiduziliao。
“zheijiahuoyeshengdebuyinggaizaiyunnanma?womenzheikeshidongbeihuangshan!”
wobatoumaijinqiangli。bieshuolebieshuole,daitahuilaiwoyehenbengkuia。
maque:“tazaisoucongdongwuyuantoududaxianghuibeipanjinian。”
......chanshiguanzhendeshahuhude。
“di~wu~~di~wu~~”yuanfangchuanlaijingdi。
jiruchudeshoujiyoudiaozaidishangle。
“wohuilaizaishoushini!”tamaizhexiaosuibupaolechuqu。
“nizheigeqingkuangyoudianbuhaoshuoa。”jingchashushuzhihuizhuanyeshouyiweidaxiangbaobaojianchashentizhuangkuang。
jiruchuxinrusihuidanhaixiangzhengzhazhengzha,ruoruodao:“suirannikenengbuxindanwoshuodequanshizhende!”tazhizhewodenaoqiao:“xiaoxiangshibaitangdaihuilaide!woyizhizaizhiboconglaimeichuquguo!erqiewojiagouyebukenengpaodaoshilidongwuyuantoudaxianga!”
“nilengjingdian!buyaojidong!”jingchapailepaichanshiguandejianbang:“womenmeiyoushuoshinitouledaxiang。zhishizheizhongqingkuangqueshishidiyiciyujian,womenmeiyouchulijingyan,suoyibuhaoshuo。”
xitongzaiwonaolifawen:“renleishizhendehaohaipajinjianyua!weishenme?baichibaihebuhaoma?”
woyanzhuzizhuanlejiquan,zhaolegebiyu:“ruguobawomeitianguanjinlongzili,woyehuibukaixinde。suiranyouchiyouhe,keshiwohaishixihuangenniyiqiqumaoxian。erqie,jianyuliyinggaibunengdiancanba?wanyifanbuhaochini?”
maquelewu:“yuanlairuci。”
guoleyihuier,yishengshuodaxiangbaobaoshentigegezhibiaodouhenzhengchang,meiyoubujiankangdedifang,jiushiduzikenengele。
jingchashushukanxiangchanshiguan,chanshiguanzijuediquwulibanleyixiangpingguochulai,ranhouyoujinqujihui,banleli、taozi、boluo、xiangjiaodengdeng。
“yo!zheiriziguodekeyima。”jingchadaqudao。
jiruchumiantiandiluchuyigeweixiao,ranhoujixuzuozaidishangchuanqi。
“xiaohuozi,nizheishentibuxinga,yihouyaoduoduanlian!”
daxiangbaobaozaojiuehuaile,coudaoshuiguomianqianyongbizixiulexiu,ranhoujuanqiyibaxiangjiaoshuaidaolewogenqian,yougonglegongwodenaodai,haoxiangzaishuo:“haopengyou,kuailaihewoyiqichiya。”
dingzhejiruchuhejirendemuguang,wonulizhuangzuoyizhimengdongxiaogou,chaozhedaxiangbaobaowangleyisheng。
nikuaizijichiba,bieguanwole。
daxiangbaobaoruoyousuosi,ranhouzhuantoukaishitianbaoduzi。
“zheigouhaitingxiongha!buguonixundebucuo,tameiyoupushanglaiyaoxiaoxiang。”yishengciaidiwangzhewo。
jiruchudiantou:“tashitingtinghuade。”guoleyihuieryoubuchongdao:“daduoshushihou。”
【3】
meiyoudongwuyuandiushidaxiang,jingchayebukenengqiaokaiyizhigoudezui。
zheishibulelezhi,zuihouyipairenhusongdaxiangbaobaoquyunnanfangshengzuojie。
“喂,小明星。”
chanshiguanzhilezhizijidelian,jianyishengdiantouhaoqidizouguoqu。
yishengxulongzhezuiba,yadishengyinqiaoqiaowendao:“ruguonidejinzhubushidaxiang,neihuishisheini?”
jiruchusongletayigezi:“pa。”
“bieshengqibieshengqi,wojiushikaigewanxiao!”tabaibaishou,“zoule!wohuiquhouhuifaweibobangnichengqingde!”
月是今夜白。
“baitang,kanhaolewaa!”chanshiguandazheshoudianzhanzaiyibianjiwozhihui:“gebangenidejulijiuwayigekengha,mingtianwodengsanlunzaiqushougoujizhufanqiemiaomiaohuilaizaizhong。”
我哼哧哼哧地刨土。
“zheigeshijiehaiyoufanqiemiaomai?”xitongfachuleyihuo。
wozaixinliheheyixiao:“nibuyaoxiaoqiaojiruchudechaonengli。”
xitongzhenjingdao:“tayeyouchaonengli!mofeitayeshixitonghuashen?”
ganjuetahenbudexiayimiaopuguoqugenchanshiguanlaoxiangjianlaoxiang,liangyanleiwangwang!
wojitapolepenliangshui:“xiangduole。tadechaonenglidechaoshichaopiaodechao。youqiannengshiguituimo,tingshuoguoma?”
“yuanlaishizheigeyisia。”maqueyoufeihuilewaibozishushang。
“baitang,zheibianzaibuyigekeng!”jiruchushentuidengledengzuobiandedi。
woyangtianduiyueaowuyisheng,mantuntundizoudaoletazhidedifangkaishibaokeng。
renjiadoushuoaihaoyidanbianchenggongzuo,kuailejiuhuibianchengtongku。guoranrengouwuqi!shuodetaiduile!
翌日。
wobendasuanzaimenqiandemudibanshangmeimeidishaiyitiantaiyang,jieguojiruchubawoqiangxingbaoshanglesanlunche。
“汪汪汪!”
tataishouzaiwonaoqiaodingshangqiaoleyixia:“zuotianchadianhaiwojinjuzi,buxukangyi!”
wobushiren,dantashizhendegou!zuowanxinxinkukuwadidegoushishei?nayouyizuiduofadedaoli?
dangougenrenjiangbutongdaoli,wodemaobeifengchuidepiaoqi,buyongjiaoshuijiuzidongconggoujiuhuachenghaita。
jiruchudexiaosanlunqianmianteyigudinglegeshoujizhijia,meicidaiwoganjidouyaozhiboyihuier。
kandaozhibojiandewangyouxianmudishuoyaoyongwuyanliusedemadaitaowo,jiruchulianshangdeshaxiaojiumeizhongduanguo。
zuizhangneimeda,duzilibuhuiguanjinhenduofengma?
renleimihuoxingweizhiyi,gougoubudong。
“aiya!damingxingyoulaixuanmiaole,zheicihaishiyaoxiangrikuima?”
laobanlehehediyingshanglai,youtuijianleqitapinzhongdemiaomiao:“zheilihaiyouyumipenzai、huangdoupenzai......wokanneizhongtianxiaoshuoli,haoduonvzhudoushidoufuxishini!”
“yaomemaijigenhuangguamiaohuiqu?wolaojiadegoujiuxihuanzaiyuhoukenhuanggua!”
zheizhuyidoudadaogoushenshangle,laobanyezhenshigoule。
jiruchukanshangquhaiyouxiexindong,yanbabadiwangzheyipangdehuangguapenzai。
laobanyikanyouxi,jijikuazan:“ninfangxin,womenzheihuangguamiaojueduizhuangshi,ninhuiquyizaidaodili,zhiyaojiaojiaoshuijiunenghuole!”
wolianmangzhengtuojiruchudeqianyinsheng,paodaohuangguagenqianxiulexiu,fachuleyuedexinhao。
jiruchuxiangshuangdadeqiezi,wulidibaibaishou:“suanle,jiwonaershizhuxihongshiba。”
beijujuelelaobanyebunao,xiaoxixidiqubanpenzaile。
“yigong20000yuan,weixinhaishizhifubao?”
“duoshao?”jiruchubukezhixindizhongfu:“yizhu1000?”
woyebuganshiruo,chaoheixinlaobanwangwangkangyi。
“e。”laobandunledun,“neiwomenanlaoguijujinindageyizhe,shounin2000kuai?”
wosuanleyixia,zuzushengle18000yuan!shiguzhejialemeicuo!
wochongjiruchudianlediantou,zheihenhuasuan。
jiruchutongkuaidifuleqian,ranhoubawobangzaitabeishang,zhongxinkaiqizhibo,dengzhesanlundaiwohuijia。
maquepanxuanzaiwomentouding:“yuanlaichaonenglihaikeyikanjia,zhangjianshile。”
wojiaoaodiyangqitou:“zheigejiameilewokebuxing,jiruchumaidongxibudaiwoshiyaochikuide!”
fengbajiruchudeshengyinchuichengjijie:“baitang,ninengbuneng......duitianshanghoujisheng......wopaneizhiniao......gaokongpaowu......”
womilemiyan,kandaoshoujipingmushangweiyiyigeworenshidezishualeping。
hahahaha......
【4】
wanshang,wopazaigouwolijingjingdikanpingban。
jiruchuzicongfaxianwoxihuankandongwushijiehou,jiuteyijiwomailegepingban,yunxuwoshuiqiankanbangexiaoshishipin。
maquebeiwocongchuangwaitoutoufanglejinlai,dunzaiwodexiongqiankandejinjinyouwei。
wowuliaodedalegehaqian。
“baitang!womingtianxiangqukandongbeihu!nipeiwoquba!”
wochouleyiyanshipinlidedamao,zheijiahuokeshigezhenxiwuzhong,xiancundeshuliangbingbuduo。
“haoe。”wosuochengyituan,“neiwomenjintianzaodianshuiba,niyebiekanle。”
maquekangyidao:“buxing!haiyouzuihouyidiandian!woyaobatakanwan!”
zuihoudangranmeiyoukanwan。neinalishiyidiandian,mingmingshipinjindutiaohaimeimanyiban!
jiruchuzoujinlai,maquesuojinwohuaili,zangzaimaomaolimianbuganfasheng。
“yi?jintianshuizheimezao?”jiruchuwanyaojianqipingban,bashipinzantingqiadiao,qingqingzouchulefangjian。
diertianyizao,chiwanfandejiruchuyouhuifangjianbujuequle,yebuzhidaotazuowanyouxidadaojidian,xinglaiwujingdacaide。
“baitang,zhongwuelezijichigouliang,jintianwojiubujinizuofanle。”tadazhehaqianwangwodewanlitianlehaojichangouliang,kundelianyanjingyezhengbukaile。
wochaotawangwangjiaolejisheng。
nikuaiqushuiba,woyeyaochumenla。
xitongdaiwohuidaole19shijizhongyedezhongebianjingdiqu,zheishihoudedongbeihuhaibusuanbinweidongwu。
wocongchuansongmenyichulaijiudiaojinlehouhoudexuecengli,yudadirongweiyiti。
xitongpushanzhechibang,sudukuaidaoyoulecanying。ruguotashizhijixieniao,wodouyaohuaiyishibushimashangjiuhuimaoyanle。
“你怎么了?”
tajiwobobaoledangxiadeshiwaiwendu,lingxia20duodu。
“dongqilaijiurele,zheiyangxiandewobuhuitaiqiguai。”tashenzhinuliweizhuangchuyifupalengdeyangzilaihequn。
xiaogouwuyu,nidemaonandaozhishigebaishema?
“womensichuguangguang,kankannaliyoudongbeihudeyingziba。”
wozaixuedishangliuxiayitiaowaiwainiuniudedaolu。haihaozheifujindexuemeiyouwogao,bugouwojiuchengxiazile。
maquefeizaiwodetoudingshangfang,peizhewokaituoxincheng。
meiguoduojiu,taxingfendao:“wokanjianjiaoyinle!wangzuobianzou!”
wogenzhetadezhidaocaishijiaoxiadexue。
guangtutudeshulinli,maoseyanli、tixingpangdadelaohuzhengmanyouyoudimanbu。tabeibuheticeliangbianhengliezheheisezhaitiao,qianedeheisewenluzhongjianlvexiangguantong,chengxianchu“wang”zimoyang。
xitongyijingxingchongchongdifeiguoqule,feizaidongbeihushenbianzhuanquanquan。duiyuzheizhongwenzituisiderou,tabingbuxieyuzhuabu,zhishishaoshaopieleyiyanjiuyikaileshixian,jixuxunshizijidelingdi。
“ludishangdedamaorongrongzhendehaoyouweiyan!zhenxiangshangshoumomo!”xitongshuowanzheijuhua,jiuqingpiaopiaodidasuanluozairenjiadebeishang。
dansenlinzhiwangdebeikebushisheidoukeyizhande,tasoudiyixiacuanlechuqu,jiaojiedeshenzichengweixuelinliyidaolianglidefengjingxian。
“hou!”weifenglinlindihanjiaoguancheconglin,mianyanzhiqianlizhiwai。
maquebuzhidaoshibushikazhule,congbankongyitouzaijinlexuedili。
dongbeihuzouguoquxiulexiu,ranhouxianqidizouyuanle。
“wangwang!”xitong,nimeishiba?
wobaokaibaixue,yongbitougonglegongmaque。
“meishi。”tadengledengzhuazi,“wozhishibeidamaoshuaidaole。”
zheigelengxiaohuayidianyebuhaoxiao。
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