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精彩章节

第1章

【1】

“kanqingchulema?zhengmingbailewomenjiuhuijiaba,yourenhaidengwochifanni!”

wodunzaicaocongli,genbuyuanchuhuashenmaquedexitongjinxingnaodianbojiaoliu。

“zaidengdeng!daxiangbaobaohenkuaijiuyaoshengchulai!zheimezhenguidehuamianwoyidingyaojiluxialaifangjinzhenzangxia!”

wotaiqizhuazi,bacaowangshenqianbalalebala。

tuoxitongdefu,woshenweiyizhigou,queyongyoulewudidewanwumibati。

fanshixitongxihuandedongwu,douhuishenshendibeiwoxiyin。dangranzheizhongxiyinkebushineizhongxiyin,ershileisiyuduipengyoudehaoganheqinjin。

xitongbuzhidaolaizihefang,dankuaiyanjiugezhonggeyangdeshengwu。tabenshitongtian,keyidaposhikongdezhigu。danyouyigezhimingquexian,zheizhongbenlingbunengyongzaizijishenshang。

yushitaxuanzhonglewo,yizhikeaitianmeidesamoyegougou。

ranhou,wodeqihuanzhilvjiukaishile。

xiaomaquepulengzhechibangchaowofeiguolai:“paixialaila!womenkeyizoule!”

wosongleyikouqi:“zouyuanyidianzaiqidongchuansongmen,bierangyichangnengliangyingxiangdaotamen。”

maquezaikongzhonghualeyigeyuanquan,chaozhelingyibianfeiqu。

wotiaowangsizhou,henhao,quandoushizhangdebigouhaigaodeyecao,meiyoufaxianqitadongwudezongji!

wodazhedanzizaicaoconglisalehuierhuan,guoranmeiyouxiyinlaiqitadongwu。

maqueyijingshouzaileyigeguangquanqianmian,shangxiafeiwudengzhewoguoqu。

wotengkongyiyue,shenzishuzhan,dongzuoyouya。ruguoyouchongwuaoyunhui,ti**shikeyicansaiduoguandeneizhong。

“wangwang!”xiabanhuijiachifanlou!

“哞——”

youzhangyoufuyouliliangdeyexinghuhuanzaiwoerbianxiangqi!

wohuitouyikan,chadianbagouyandengchulai。

nalicuanchulaidaxiangyouzai???

“buxingle!chuansongmenchaoshichebuhuile!”maquejideshuolerenhua。

woyanqianyihei,zhuangjinlechuansongmen。wanshangduochuyitiaohuisedezhangbizi,daxiangbaobaohenghengjiji,shifengaoxingdizhaodaolehaopengyou。

“nimenxiangkankanwojiadegou?”jiruchujuzheshouji,zhuanshenchongmenkouhanwodemingzi:“baitang!kuaiguolai!yougegejiejiexiangnile!”

danmushuachuyipaiwenhao,gouni?gouni?gengyouheizizaixiamiantiaojiao,zhimingdaoxingrangwochulai。

[malatutou]:kuairangbaitangchulai,yaobushiweilekangou,nageyanxialehuidianjinnidezhibojian!ziyuanka,buyaolian!

[pingdanshizhen]:loushanghuibuhuiliqitaizhongle?rendoutuiquanlehaiyaozhebufang,shizijishenghuoburuyisuoyilaizhaochama?

[miaoxingdashi]:baitangshichuquwanlema?pingshibushiyihanjiuguolailema?

......

“baitang!baitang!kuaiguolai!”jiruchuyouhanlejisheng,ranhougenzhibojiandeguanzhongjieshidao:“chuquwanyegaihuilaile。xianzai11dianduole,kuaidaochifanshijianle。”

taqishen,juzheshoujiwangwaizou:“wohaishiquchufangkankanba,bietazijiyijingzhengshangfanle。”

[yigujingnian]:hahaha!xiaosi!bozhuzheishixiangqishangcibaitangeleyaopobaimiandai,zaidishanggunxuedexianlileba!

[miaoxingdashi]:baitang:wojiutinichangchanghuaimeihuai......

[baitangmama]:nimenkezhensun。

[malatutou]:jiadeba!kendingshibaipai!xiaobaitangsixialibuzhidaozenmebeiqifule,buranzenmehuishadaoquyaobaimiandai!

[lujianbuping]:kuaibazheigeshachachuqu,kanzherangrenxinfan!

jiruchulveguoshoujishangshuadefeikuaidedanmu,xinpingqihedejiangshoujiqiedaolehoushijingtou:“dajiabangwoyiqizhaobaitangba。”

huayingangyiluoxia,caiyuanzineibianchuanlaiyishengjuxiang,jiezheshifengkuangdegoujiaosheng。

jiruchuniezheshoujipaodefeikuai,ranhoubeicanburendudecaiyuanzihedaoshiyu。

shoujicongtashoushanghualuo,zhibojianhuamianyishanerguo,zuihoudingzaileyiwangwujidelantianbaiyun,tupiankeyizhijiejiezouzuobizhi。

wokanleyangenwoyiqichuansonghuilaihaizaigaoxingdijuanzhewowandedaxiangbaobao,ranhouduishangwojiashadiaodechanshiguan,xinxudi“ying”leyisheng。

duibuqia,banizhongdefanqielajiaodoucaizhele。

【2】

#zhenjing,wangchuanjrcdejinzhujingranshi#

weiboresouturanbeiyitiaomomingqimiaodecitiaobalebang,dianjinqukanguoderendoushuohao!

wobeichanshiguanfaquqiangjiaozhanli,daxiangbaobaoyegenzhewoguolai,xuezhewojuanqibizidazaiqiangshang。

jiruchuzaiwoshenhouzoulaizouqu,shouzhidoukuaizaipingmushangcachuhuohuale。

“baitang,nikezhenshizhangnengnaile!”

“dingdong——”shiweibosixintebieguanzhutixing。

xitongzhanzaiwojiadewaibozishushang,jiwolangdutashijiandaodexiaoxi:“xiaoji,nidangchutuiquantaikexile。zenmeyang,youmeiyoufuchudedasuan?”

jiruchuwozheshoujibadabadadazi:“biekaiwanxiao。zheiresounenghuojitian?wofuchubujiushizhaomama?”

e。wangjishuole。wodechanshiguanlailikebujiandan。tashigemingfuqishidefusandai,yinweireaikanxiaoshuo,suoyijinleyulequanzuoyanyuan。youyinweiyanjibuhaodanyouqianfenleqitarendedangao,beiheifendizhituiquan。

tongyangyinweikanxiaoshuo,tayouaishanglezhongdi。huihuishoumaixialiangzuoshantou,daiwoyinjuguocaijudonglixiadeyouzairizi。

“nicongnadaihuilaiyitouda,xiaoxiangde?”jiruchugouqishouzhibashoujipingmuqiaodebangbangxiang,shangmianheranshiyazhouxiangdebaiduziliao。

“zheijiahuoyeshengdebuyinggaizaiyunnanma?womenzheikeshidongbeihuangshan!”

wobatoumaijinqiangli。bieshuolebieshuole,daitahuilaiwoyehenbengkuia。

maque:“tazaisoucongdongwuyuantoududaxianghuibeipanjinian。”

......chanshiguanzhendeshahuhude。

“di~wu~~di~wu~~”yuanfangchuanlaijingdi。

jiruchudeshoujiyoudiaozaidishangle。

“wohuilaizaishoushini!”tamaizhexiaosuibupaolechuqu。

“nizheigeqingkuangyoudianbuhaoshuoa。”jingchashushuzhihuizhuanyeshouyiweidaxiangbaobaojianchashentizhuangkuang。

jiruchuxinrusihuidanhaixiangzhengzhazhengzha,ruoruodao:“suirannikenengbuxindanwoshuodequanshizhende!”tazhizhewodenaoqiao:“xiaoxiangshibaitangdaihuilaide!woyizhizaizhiboconglaimeichuquguo!erqiewojiagouyebukenengpaodaoshilidongwuyuantoudaxianga!”

“nilengjingdian!buyaojidong!”jingchapailepaichanshiguandejianbang:“womenmeiyoushuoshinitouledaxiang。zhishizheizhongqingkuangqueshishidiyiciyujian,womenmeiyouchulijingyan,suoyibuhaoshuo。”

xitongzaiwonaolifawen:“renleishizhendehaohaipajinjianyua!weishenme?baichibaihebuhaoma?”

woyanzhuzizhuanlejiquan,zhaolegebiyu:“ruguobawomeitianguanjinlongzili,woyehuibukaixinde。suiranyouchiyouhe,keshiwohaishixihuangenniyiqiqumaoxian。erqie,jianyuliyinggaibunengdiancanba?wanyifanbuhaochini?”

maquelewu:“yuanlairuci。”

guoleyihuier,yishengshuodaxiangbaobaoshentigegezhibiaodouhenzhengchang,meiyoubujiankangdedifang,jiushiduzikenengele。

jingchashushukanxiangchanshiguan,chanshiguanzijuediquwulibanleyixiangpingguochulai,ranhouyoujinqujihui,banleli、taozi、boluo、xiangjiaodengdeng。

“yo!zheiriziguodekeyima。”jingchadaqudao。

jiruchumiantiandiluchuyigeweixiao,ranhoujixuzuozaidishangchuanqi。

“xiaohuozi,nizheishentibuxinga,yihouyaoduoduanlian!”

daxiangbaobaozaojiuehuaile,coudaoshuiguomianqianyongbizixiulexiu,ranhoujuanqiyibaxiangjiaoshuaidaolewogenqian,yougonglegongwodenaodai,haoxiangzaishuo:“haopengyou,kuailaihewoyiqichiya。”

dingzhejiruchuhejirendemuguang,wonulizhuangzuoyizhimengdongxiaogou,chaozhedaxiangbaobaowangleyisheng。

nikuaizijichiba,bieguanwole。

daxiangbaobaoruoyousuosi,ranhouzhuantoukaishitianbaoduzi。

“zheigouhaitingxiongha!buguonixundebucuo,tameiyoupushanglaiyaoxiaoxiang。”yishengciaidiwangzhewo。

jiruchudiantou:“tashitingtinghuade。”guoleyihuieryoubuchongdao:“daduoshushihou。”

【3】

meiyoudongwuyuandiushidaxiang,jingchayebukenengqiaokaiyizhigoudezui。

zheishibulelezhi,zuihouyipairenhusongdaxiangbaobaoquyunnanfangshengzuojie。

“喂,小明星。”

chanshiguanzhilezhizijidelian,jianyishengdiantouhaoqidizouguoqu。

yishengxulongzhezuiba,yadishengyinqiaoqiaowendao:“ruguonidejinzhubushidaxiang,neihuishisheini?”

jiruchusongletayigezi:“pa。”

“bieshengqibieshengqi,wojiushikaigewanxiao!”tabaibaishou,“zoule!wohuiquhouhuifaweibobangnichengqingde!”

月是今夜白。

“baitang,kanhaolewaa!”chanshiguandazheshoudianzhanzaiyibianjiwozhihui:“gebangenidejulijiuwayigekengha,mingtianwodengsanlunzaiqushougoujizhufanqiemiaomiaohuilaizaizhong。”

我哼哧哼哧地刨土。

“zheigeshijiehaiyoufanqiemiaomai?”xitongfachuleyihuo。

wozaixinliheheyixiao:“nibuyaoxiaoqiaojiruchudechaonengli。”

xitongzhenjingdao:“tayeyouchaonengli!mofeitayeshixitonghuashen?”

ganjuetahenbudexiayimiaopuguoqugenchanshiguanlaoxiangjianlaoxiang,liangyanleiwangwang!

wojitapolepenliangshui:“xiangduole。tadechaonenglidechaoshichaopiaodechao。youqiannengshiguituimo,tingshuoguoma?”

“yuanlaishizheigeyisia。”maqueyoufeihuilewaibozishushang。

“baitang,zheibianzaibuyigekeng!”jiruchushentuidengledengzuobiandedi。

woyangtianduiyueaowuyisheng,mantuntundizoudaoletazhidedifangkaishibaokeng。

renjiadoushuoaihaoyidanbianchenggongzuo,kuailejiuhuibianchengtongku。guoranrengouwuqi!shuodetaiduile!

翌日。

wobendasuanzaimenqiandemudibanshangmeimeidishaiyitiantaiyang,jieguojiruchubawoqiangxingbaoshanglesanlunche。

“汪汪汪!”

tataishouzaiwonaoqiaodingshangqiaoleyixia:“zuotianchadianhaiwojinjuzi,buxukangyi!”

wobushiren,dantashizhendegou!zuowanxinxinkukuwadidegoushishei?nayouyizuiduofadedaoli?

dangougenrenjiangbutongdaoli,wodemaobeifengchuidepiaoqi,buyongjiaoshuijiuzidongconggoujiuhuachenghaita。

jiruchudexiaosanlunqianmianteyigudinglegeshoujizhijia,meicidaiwoganjidouyaozhiboyihuier。

kandaozhibojiandewangyouxianmudishuoyaoyongwuyanliusedemadaitaowo,jiruchulianshangdeshaxiaojiumeizhongduanguo。

zuizhangneimeda,duzilibuhuiguanjinhenduofengma?

renleimihuoxingweizhiyi,gougoubudong。

“aiya!damingxingyoulaixuanmiaole,zheicihaishiyaoxiangrikuima?”

laobanlehehediyingshanglai,youtuijianleqitapinzhongdemiaomiao:“zheilihaiyouyumipenzai、huangdoupenzai......wokanneizhongtianxiaoshuoli,haoduonvzhudoushidoufuxishini!”

“yaomemaijigenhuangguamiaohuiqu?wolaojiadegoujiuxihuanzaiyuhoukenhuanggua!”

zheizhuyidoudadaogoushenshangle,laobanyezhenshigoule。

jiruchukanshangquhaiyouxiexindong,yanbabadiwangzheyipangdehuangguapenzai。

laobanyikanyouxi,jijikuazan:“ninfangxin,womenzheihuangguamiaojueduizhuangshi,ninhuiquyizaidaodili,zhiyaojiaojiaoshuijiunenghuole!”

wolianmangzhengtuojiruchudeqianyinsheng,paodaohuangguagenqianxiulexiu,fachuleyuedexinhao。

jiruchuxiangshuangdadeqiezi,wulidibaibaishou:“suanle,jiwonaershizhuxihongshiba。”

beijujuelelaobanyebunao,xiaoxixidiqubanpenzaile。

“yigong20000yuan,weixinhaishizhifubao?”

“duoshao?”jiruchubukezhixindizhongfu:“yizhu1000?”

woyebuganshiruo,chaoheixinlaobanwangwangkangyi。

“e。”laobandunledun,“neiwomenanlaoguijujinindageyizhe,shounin2000kuai?”

wosuanleyixia,zuzushengle18000yuan!shiguzhejialemeicuo!

wochongjiruchudianlediantou,zheihenhuasuan。

jiruchutongkuaidifuleqian,ranhoubawobangzaitabeishang,zhongxinkaiqizhibo,dengzhesanlundaiwohuijia。

maquepanxuanzaiwomentouding:“yuanlaichaonenglihaikeyikanjia,zhangjianshile。”

wojiaoaodiyangqitou:“zheigejiameilewokebuxing,jiruchumaidongxibudaiwoshiyaochikuide!”

fengbajiruchudeshengyinchuichengjijie:“baitang,ninengbuneng......duitianshanghoujisheng......wopaneizhiniao......gaokongpaowu......”

womilemiyan,kandaoshoujipingmushangweiyiyigeworenshidezishualeping。

hahahaha......

【4】

wanshang,wopazaigouwolijingjingdikanpingban。

jiruchuzicongfaxianwoxihuankandongwushijiehou,jiuteyijiwomailegepingban,yunxuwoshuiqiankanbangexiaoshishipin。

maquebeiwocongchuangwaitoutoufanglejinlai,dunzaiwodexiongqiankandejinjinyouwei。

wowuliaodedalegehaqian。

“baitang!womingtianxiangqukandongbeihu!nipeiwoquba!”

wochouleyiyanshipinlidedamao,zheijiahuokeshigezhenxiwuzhong,xiancundeshuliangbingbuduo。

“haoe。”wosuochengyituan,“neiwomenjintianzaodianshuiba,niyebiekanle。”

maquekangyidao:“buxing!haiyouzuihouyidiandian!woyaobatakanwan!”

zuihoudangranmeiyoukanwan。neinalishiyidiandian,mingmingshipinjindutiaohaimeimanyiban!

jiruchuzoujinlai,maquesuojinwohuaili,zangzaimaomaolimianbuganfasheng。

“yi?jintianshuizheimezao?”jiruchuwanyaojianqipingban,bashipinzantingqiadiao,qingqingzouchulefangjian。

diertianyizao,chiwanfandejiruchuyouhuifangjianbujuequle,yebuzhidaotazuowanyouxidadaojidian,xinglaiwujingdacaide。

“baitang,zhongwuelezijichigouliang,jintianwojiubujinizuofanle。”tadazhehaqianwangwodewanlitianlehaojichangouliang,kundelianyanjingyezhengbukaile。

wochaotawangwangjiaolejisheng。

nikuaiqushuiba,woyeyaochumenla。

xitongdaiwohuidaole19shijizhongyedezhongebianjingdiqu,zheishihoudedongbeihuhaibusuanbinweidongwu。

wocongchuansongmenyichulaijiudiaojinlehouhoudexuecengli,yudadirongweiyiti。

xitongpushanzhechibang,sudukuaidaoyoulecanying。ruguotashizhijixieniao,wodouyaohuaiyishibushimashangjiuhuimaoyanle。

“你怎么了?”

tajiwobobaoledangxiadeshiwaiwendu,lingxia20duodu。

“dongqilaijiurele,zheiyangxiandewobuhuitaiqiguai。”tashenzhinuliweizhuangchuyifupalengdeyangzilaihequn。

xiaogouwuyu,nidemaonandaozhishigebaishema?

“womensichuguangguang,kankannaliyoudongbeihudeyingziba。”

wozaixuedishangliuxiayitiaowaiwainiuniudedaolu。haihaozheifujindexuemeiyouwogao,bugouwojiuchengxiazile。

maquefeizaiwodetoudingshangfang,peizhewokaituoxincheng。

meiguoduojiu,taxingfendao:“wokanjianjiaoyinle!wangzuobianzou!”

wogenzhetadezhidaocaishijiaoxiadexue。

guangtutudeshulinli,maoseyanli、tixingpangdadelaohuzhengmanyouyoudimanbu。tabeibuheticeliangbianhengliezheheisezhaitiao,qianedeheisewenluzhongjianlvexiangguantong,chengxianchu“wang”zimoyang。

xitongyijingxingchongchongdifeiguoqule,feizaidongbeihushenbianzhuanquanquan。duiyuzheizhongwenzituisiderou,tabingbuxieyuzhuabu,zhishishaoshaopieleyiyanjiuyikaileshixian,jixuxunshizijidelingdi。

“ludishangdedamaorongrongzhendehaoyouweiyan!zhenxiangshangshoumomo!”xitongshuowanzheijuhua,jiuqingpiaopiaodidasuanluozairenjiadebeishang。

dansenlinzhiwangdebeikebushisheidoukeyizhande,tasoudiyixiacuanlechuqu,jiaojiedeshenzichengweixuelinliyidaolianglidefengjingxian。

“hou!”weifenglinlindihanjiaoguancheconglin,mianyanzhiqianlizhiwai。

maquebuzhidaoshibushikazhule,congbankongyitouzaijinlexuedili。

dongbeihuzouguoquxiulexiu,ranhouxianqidizouyuanle。

“wangwang!”xitong,nimeishiba?

wobaokaibaixue,yongbitougonglegongmaque。

“meishi。”tadengledengzhuazi,“wozhishibeidamaoshuaidaole。”

zheigelengxiaohuayidianyebuhaoxiao。

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