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gegegaokaochengji288fen，fumulianpaile10tiaoduanshipinqingzhu。“zheishiwoerzikaozuihaodeyici！

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】【chengjihaoyoushenmeyong？haishidekuailejiaoyuyangchuxintaihaodehaizi！

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”“baogaolingdao，wobixuhuiquyitangquzhongyaozhengjianhesirenwupin。”“wohuijinkuaichuli，bimianchongtu。

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”taweizhewomenneiliangdidiaodeheichezhuanleyiquan，yanshenqingmiedexiangzaikanyiduifeitie。

zhouweidekuaimenshenggengmijile，jizhemenxingfendijiluzhewozheigebuxiaonvbeizhengpaigegejiaoxundehuamian。

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”tangxubailianshanggangluchushenglidexiaorong，wojinjiezhebushang：“suanwannizheibi，xianzai，

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bugouzaijiadian，jiudangkeliannimenzheidui……”“tangxubai，”wodaduantacierdewuyanhuiyu，

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jintianbujinidianyansekankan，nizhendangwotangxubaishininiede？”tayanshenxionghen，sihuxiangdongshou，