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zhurengongshizhanghengwusongdexiaoshuo《quanjiashuihuzhuanshi，bailanhoudoufengle》，zhendeshiliangxinzuopin，qianglietuijian。gushijianjie：kedangwofangxiazhinianzhunbeitangping，neiliangweibengaixiaoyaokuaihuode“haohan”quechediluanlezhenjiao。yigekuzheyaojuan。……

精彩章节

yicichanqiancuimian，jiekailewomenjiaheshuihuyingxiongdenieyuan。wocaizhidaozheijingshichangkuayueshengsidejiatingjuhui。

kedangwofangxiazhinianzhunbeitangping，neiliangweibengaixiaoyaokuaihuode“haohan”quechediluanlezhenjiao。yigekuzheyaojuan。

yigebiezhejingzhengmingziji。fangfowoqiaduanletamenderenshengzhuxian。1chanfangdedengguangbaideciyan。

juliedezhentongshiyibojieyibodetaotianjulang。yigebinglengdedianziyin，

xiangbazhuiziquehenhenzaojinwofeitengdenaojiang——【di！jiancedaoqianglie‘lejieyinguo’zhinianjibinweihuanjing，

bangdingsuzhu！‘qianshienchoujiesuanxitong’qidong！】womengdidengdabeihanshuihuzhudeyanjing，

chanchuangdejinshuhulanzainiuqudeshixianlibianlexing。【hexinqingjiezairu：suzhu，qianshijingyanggangmudachong，

zhongju：beiwusongtushoujisha。

jiancedaoguanjianyinguorenwu：‘wusong’（zhuanshishen）zhengyuninyitongjinglijiangshengjienan。

xinshoubihurenwufabu：fuzhu‘engong’pinganjiangsheng。】【renwujiangli：【youzhihuru*1tong】。

renwushibai：yinguojiuchanjiashen，nieyuanzaixu。】wusong？engong？zaiwoduzili？

haimeidengwoxiaohuazheipisuisanguandexinxi，yigugengqiangdegongsuomengdijiujinlewo。

zhuchanshizaidashenghanzheshenme“yongli！kanjiantoule！”，quandoumohubuqing。zhiyouneigedianziyinwubiqingxi，

daizheburongzhiyidejixiegan：【jinggao！‘engong’yuzuli！jinjizhuli：nuhouyisheng，zhenshechanfang，

kaipitongdao！（0/1）daojishi：10——】woteme……jiuzaizheisijidechanei，shenzimengdiyikong。

“wa——！”liaoliangdaojihuxianfanfangdingdetikuzhaxiang。【xinshourenwuwancheng。jianglifafangzhixitongkongjian，

qingsuzhuzhuyichashou。】hushibaneigezhanzhexuewudexiaoroutuanbaodaowoyanqian，xiaodeyoudianmianqiang：“gongxi，

shigedapangxiaozi，qiaozheigebotuier，zhenyoujing！”woxutuodichuanzheqi，kanqu。woneigangchushengdehaodaer，

bizheyanjing，xiaoquantouzuandesijin，haowuyuzhaodimengdiyihui——“pa！

”jiejieshishipaizaizhengtuozheta**dehushishoubeishang，shengyinqingcuideheren。neihushi“ao”yisangzi，

chadianbahaizirengchuqu，jinghunweidingdishuaizheshou：“aiyowei，zhei、zheixiaotufeitoutaia。shoujingzazheimeda！

”wotanzaineier，zhiyounaoziliwengwengxiang：xitong…engong…wusong…tianshengshenli…shizhende…beituichuchanfangshi，

laogongzhanghenghuanglihuangzhangdipuguolai。liansebiwohaibai，yanjingwaixiedijiazaibiliangshang，shengyinfazhan：“laopo！

zenmeyang？tengbuteng？hesiwole……”jiuzaitakaojindeshunjian——【di！

jiancedaogaonongdu‘dahu’yinguoxianbodong！yisiguanjianrenwu‘wusong’（？？？）jiejin！

fenxizhong…xinhaowenluan…zhongxinxiaozhun…】zhanghengdeshoudunzaibankong，momingdalegehanzhan。woxintoumengdiyigedeng。

【xiaozhun…zizi…shibai。youxianjipanding：dangqianshouyaobaoenmubiao——xinshenger‘wusong’。

qingsuzhujiandingxinnian，nulibaoen，zaorilejieyinguo。】xitongdeshengyinhuifulebinglengpingwen。danrenbingfangli，

zhongyuqingjingxialai。zhanghengbenshoubenjiaodibaozhekunaobuxiudeerzi。neixiaozizaitahuaililiyudating，xiaotuiluandeng，

yijiaojingzhundichuaizaitaxiabashang。womomokanzhe。yinianyidong，

neitongchendiandiande【youzhihuru】pingkongchuxianzaichuangtoujushang。zhanghengpiejianle，lengzhu：“zhei……zheiyoushishenme？

nishenmeshihoumaide？zheipaizimeijianguoa……”womeiliqijieshi，bishangyan，

yongguangzuihouyidianyishixiang：baoen…debaoen…2erzihuzaimanzhousuidezhuazhouli，jianzhichengleshuihuzhutizhuanchang。

wojingxinbuzhileyifangxiaotiandi：zuobianshi《shuihuchuan》xiaorenshu（daibiaowenwushuangquan），

youbianshigeminibandesuliaojiedao（daibiaoxingxiazhangyi），zhengzhongjian，

zeshiwotoutouyongyingzhibantuyade“jingyanggang”sanzilipai（daibiaomingyunzhidi）。

zhanghengzaiyipangzhizuoyahuazi：“laopo，zhei…shibushiyoudiantaiyinghele？womeikonglita。naozili，

xitongmianbanlengbingbingdiguazhejinrirenwu：【richangrenwu：yindao‘engong’zhuaqumingyunxinwu（0/1）。

jiangli：【minjie+1】。】huzaichuanzhehongdudou，pangdexiangjielianou。duiyanqiande“mingyun”haowuxingqu，

fanershenshouqugoupangbianchajishangdeyaokongqi。woxinliyiji，niezhesangziyoudao：“zaizai，kan，shushu！daodao！

jingyanggang！”huzai**yijue，feikuaidichaozheyaokongqipaqu，sudukuaidedaiqiyizhenxiaofeng。

【renwushibaifengxiantisheng：80%…90%…】woyanqianyihei，jihuyaoxinjigengsai。

【jinjifuzhuqidong：linshifuyusuzhu【huxiao】jineng（ruohuaban），chixushijian3miao。

】yiguzhuoredeqiliumengdichongshangwohoulongkou，wogenbenkongzhibuzhu：“wu——ao！”zhanghengmengdiyijiang，

yanshenjingyibuding。huzaigengshihunshenyigejiling，xiaopanglianmangrandizhuanhuilai。zuizhongbianbianzui，

butaiqingyuandidiaozhuanfangxiang。yibazhuaqileneigeminisuliaojiedao，huluanhuiwuqilai。【richangrenwuwancheng。

jianglifafang。】wozhangzhangsonglekouqi，houbeiquanshilenghan。zheibaoen，bidangnianaizouhailei！

daiwadejianxinyuanchaoxiangxiang。huzaijingliwangshengdebuxianggeyinger，haokuqilaiwudingdouyaoxianfan，shuijuexiangdazhang，

喂饭像填鸭。【滴！

richangrenwu：fuzhu‘engong’jinxing‘fanshanyueling’xunlian（paxingzhangaisai）（0/1）。

jiangli：【liliang+1】（suzhu）。】worenmingdipaqilai，

yongzhentou、beizi、paxingdianduichengwaiwainiuniude“jingyanggang”。huzaiyikan，xingfendeliangyanfangguang。

aoyisangzijiupuguoqu，shoujiaobingyong，cengcengcengjixiajiupaguolezuigaodian。

zhongtuhaiyouxianxinyibazhangpaifeilechongdang“lanlushi”demaorongwanju。

ranhoudeyiyangyangdizuozaizhongdianchongwoyiyiyaya。wotanzai“shanjiao”，chuandexianggepofengxiang。

renwuwanchengdeweiboliliangganyongrushenti，beishuichexin。zhanghengxiabanhuilai，

meitouningchenglegeda：“nizheiyoushiganma？haizicaiduoda，tiantianrangtapagaopadi，shuailezenmeban？

nizijiyeleidegouqiang，tushenmea？”wozhanglezhangzui，manfuweiquhezhenxiangduzaihoulongkou，yigezitubuchu。

【jinggao！jiancedaoduomingmubiaodui‘baoen’xingweichanshengyanzhongzhiyi，‘lejieyinguo’jinchengshouzu！

zhixianrenwufabu：xiaolufengmang。

rang‘engong’zaizhiyizhemianqianjuqichaoguoqiyuelingbiaozhunzhongliangwupin（0/1）。jiangli：【wusongdejiuhu】。

】xitongyinlengyingdidaduanwodeqingxu。zhongliangwupin？woyanshenfeikuaisaoshi，

zuizhongluozaijiaoluoneiduiminixiaoyalingshang。pinle！woxinzangpengpengtiao，xinlifengkuangqidao：engong！jidianli！

wusongfuti！jiuxianzai！huzaishenchuxiaopangshou，zhuazhuleyalingdeganzi，xiaolianbiedetonghong，sihuyoudianchili。

zhanghengtanlekouqi：“nikanni，youshinanweihai……”huameishuowan，huzaimengdiyifali，

jingranzhendehuanghuangyouyoudibaneigexiaoyalingjuguoletouding！haichongzhetaba“a！”dijiaoleyisheng，

daizhediantiaoxindexiaodeyi。juledagailiangsanmiao，tacaishouyisong，yaling“dong”didiaozaiditanshang。

zhanghengdezuizhangdenengsaijinjidan，yanjinghuadaolebijian。【zhixianrenwuwancheng。jiangliyifafangzhixitongkongjian。

】woqiangyazhukuangtiaodexinheyangmeituqidechongdong。yinianyidong，yigechendiandiandejiuhupingkongluoruwoshouzhong，

bingliangdechuganjidewoyizhan。wozhiqishen，bakaijiuhudemusai，yangtoujiuguanleyikou——yituanhuogunxiaqu，

shunjiandianranlesizhibaihai。gangcaixiaohaodeliqijingranhuifulebushao，shenzhigengyoujingle。wozazazui，

pieleyiyanhaizaidaizhizhongdezhangheng，bajiuhudiguoqu，guishishenchadimaochuyiju：“…zhengdian？

”3erzihuzaisansuishengrineitian，

xitongmianbanzhunshidanchuyitiaoxinrenwu：【wenhuaxuntao：beisong《wusongdahu》jingdianduanluo（0/1）。

jiangli：【wuxingkouxiangtang*1pian】（xianzhutishengduanqijiyiyuzhuanzhudu）。】woshenxiyikouqi，

nachuneibenkuaibeifanlandeertongbanshuihu。zhizhewusongqizaihubeishangdechatu，

jinliangrangshengyintingqilaiciai：“zaizai，kan，wusongshushuduolihai，chishoukongquandalaohu。

genmamanian：wu—song—da—hu—”huzaizhengfenlisicheyigewanjulaohudeweiba，touyebutai，

xiaonaiyinrangdeyiyangduncuo：“wusong！dadachong！aowu！dongdongqiang—kuang！”moweihaizidailuogujing，

huotuotuoyigexiaoximi。zheiquanshizuijinlaowangtabajutuanpaoranshangdemaobing。“shilaohu！bushidachong！haiyou，

nalaideluogu！”woanzhetututiaodetaiyangxue，ganjuenaixinzhengfeisuliushi。

zheixiaozaizixianrandui“dachong”zheigechengweiyouzheguiyidezhizhe。shenye，zhanghengdaizheyishenyoucaiweishuichenle。

wotuita：“jingyanggang？”tayanpimeizheng，hanhudunang：“…shenmegang…kun…”geboquemengdiyilun，

zuolegebiaozhunde“lashanbang”。quantouniedekadaxiang，fanshenyoushuile。jifenzhonghou，tamengdizuoqi，

shuangyanjinbi——mengyoule。taxiachuang，chijiaoqiaowushengxizoudaofangzhongyang，mabuyizha，zuotuiyoula，qifanerle。

meiyouluogu，taquexiangtingjianlexiansuo，yitao“wusongtuokao”dadefengshengshuiqi。chenbeitituixuanzi，

dongzuohenlijingzhun，buxiangyan，xiangguzilizuanchulaidedongxi。

mohudenianbaicongtayafengjichulai：“…haodadechong…lanlu…sanwanbuguogang…yepianguo…kanda！

”bingzhiruji，mengdiyichuo！pokongshengjianli。wochedijiangzhu，xuedouliangle。【di！

jiancedao‘dahu’yinguoxianjiwuxuezhenyi！yisimubiao‘wusong’shenfenquerendudafutisheng！

jinggao：hexinbaoenmubiaoluojichongtu！xitongwenluan…zhongxinpinggu…】dianziyinxiangbingzhuizhajinwonaozi。

4neipokongshengfangfohaicizaiermoshang，xitongdejingbaorutongbingshuijiaotou。

【zhongxinpingguzhong……jiancedaochaogaoqiangdu‘wusong’tezhigongming！

qidongjinjiyanzhengxieyi：xuzaimengyouzhuangtaixiawancheng‘sanwanbuguogang’yishiguanjiu，tongbujinxinglingjisaomiao。

】guanjiu？xianzai？woyanzhengzhengkanzhezhanghengzaifangjianzhongyangdawanneitaolinglide“tuokao”。shenzidingge，

weiweichuanxi。jinbideyanpixiayanqiujuliegundong，fangfozhengyukanbujiandemenghuduizhi。

nongzhongdeyoucaiweihunzhetashenshangzhengtengdereqi。zaiqinglengdewoshilimimankaiyizhongguiyiyouchiliedewutaifenwei。

tamohudenianbaizaiciyichu，daizhejiaoke：“……jiu……dianjia……najiulai……”jiushixianzai！

woliangundaipapudaochufang，shoumangjiaoluandizhuaqizuowanheshengdebanpingbaijiu，youchaoqiyigebaiciwan。

jiudidaotajulieqifudechunbian：“ying、yingxiong……haojiulai……laizai……”mengyouzhongdetabiyimengdixidong，

xiangshixiudaolehunqianmengyingdeweidao。tabingweizhengyan，

danshentiyiziranerrandibaichujiashi——yigexuruode“yunshou”jieguojiuwan，ceshen、yangtou，

shoubeihuachuyigechengshimeidehudu，“gudonggudong”jishengbianjiangxinladeyetiguanlexiaqu！heba，shouwanyidou，

jinghaixiangzuoge“shuaiwan”deshenduan，beiwosisianzhu。“hao……haojiu！”tahanhudidihou。bugandaiman，

wolikedaomandierwandishang。zheiyici，shuyuwusongdehaomaiqigaisihubeijiuyedianranlejifen。

yijiushiceshenyangtou，dantunyandeshengyingengxiang，gengji，hewanshenzhifachuleyishengduancuerhanchangde“ha！

”jiaoxiabudingbuba，yinyinjingyouyoulezhanzhuangdegenjing。

fenxizhong……wusonglingjipipeiduchixushangsheng……65%……78%……】wodaodisanwanjiudeshoudouzaidou。

jiuyehuangchuwanyan，jianshilewodeshoubei。zuihouyiwantajihushiqiangguoqude。yangtoukuangyin。hedejile，

keshengdoudaizheyiguzimanhengdejinger。kongwanbeitasuishouyireng，zairouruandeditanshanggunlejiquan。

beijiuqiranhongdelianshangjingtouchuyigupiniyiqiedekuangfang，