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第9章

sujinanxianshiquzijifangzhongzhaoleyiquan，meiyou。

什么都没有。

“mobushiwotingcuole，fangzhongbingmeiyoushenmeyiyang。”

【bushi，dageniqunifangjianzhentoulizhao，tabanidongxifengjinzhentoulile。】

【aiyayayahuaishile，zheinvzihaoxianghaihuaiyoushenyun。】

gangcailideyuan，suxinranzhinengganjuedaoyourenduizijiarendonglehuaixinsi，xianzailidejinle，tajiunengwendaoyigutailingteyoudeqiwei。

【buduibudui，haishiduilongfengtai，tailingdeweidaokaishibiandanle，kaishiwanglingyigerenfangxiangpiaoqu......tayaoquyanyamenbaoguanleaaaa！！！】

【niangqinbuhaole，taxianzaiyaoquyamen，jigumingyuan，bashiqingnaoda，daoshihoudagedemingshengjiuzhendebeihuile！！】

【daoshihoudagejiubunengcanjiaguokaole，tazheishibeirenzhishizheyaohuilewomenjiaa！！】

sujinanliansezhoubian，wenzhulexinxingcharenjiangzhentouxiadedudounalechulai，hongsedeyuanyangdudou，shangmianhaiciletadezi，zhangjin。

xiaosiduanzhedudouzhanzaiyibian，songshimanshiyanedesaoleyiyan，huishourangrenshouleqilai。

“nengzhidaoniziderenyejiuwomenjige......”tahurangengzhu，zhaoqinyezhidaotadezi。

bingfeishitaeyichuaice，ershinengzhidaozheimeduoxiaoxibingqiehainengbarensongjinhuguogongfulide，yejiuzhaoqinyirenle。

再者，便是宋北。

songshiwojinlequan，dangzhenshimeipimeilianderen，natamenhuguogongfudangshenmele？！

【niangqinbieji，dageyebieji，zheishihaiyouhuixuandeyudi。】

【tashishoulesongbeidezhishi，congqingloulimailaideyahuan，youdelezhaoqindezhidian，danzheijianshizhishigedaohuosuoeryi，tamenhaiyougengdadeyinmou。】

【danyanxiawomenshijianbuduole，zuikuaidefazijiushiwomenyebaoguan！】

【niangqin，tatoulehuangshangcijinideshanhuguazhui，haitoulenidejiazhuang，yougejinxiangyudefeicuizhuozi，womenxianbaoguan，ranhouzaimanmansuanzhang！】

【neixiedongxijiuzangzaihuanyijumenqiandizhuanxiamian，limianhaiyoutademaishenqi！】

tinglezheihua，sujinanyoucharenquzhao，guozhenzhaodaolesuxinranshuodedongxi。

sujinancishijingranbingbushifendanxinbaoguanyishi，momingdeganjue，zhiyaoyouxiaomeimeizai，zheijianshijiuxianbuqibolan。

tagengdanxindezijideweilai，xiaomeirucilingyan，neitarihou......

“nituijiaomali，xianzaijiuquyamenbaoguan。”sujinanyaxiaxintoudewenti，fenfushenbiandexiaosi。

zhishixiaosigangzoudaomenkou，guanfuderenjiuyijinglaile。

benxianxianlingzhishizhimaguan，beijiguchaoqilaishangtanghoucaizhidao，zheishiqingjuranqianliandaolehuguogongfu，tadangshijiuhedechadiancongyizishanghuaxiaqu。

zheishiyaoshisixiaqiaoshengde，tahainengluangundasi，bijingneigedangguandeshoujiaodoubuganjing，genghekuangshihuguogongfu，zheishizixiangchongxinggeyahuanhaibushizhengchangdeshi。

danhuaijiuhuaizaijigushang，shengshihaoda，naodejieshangderenquandouweileguolai，jianzheiyahuanyoukuyounaode，shunjianjiqileminfen。

他就不能含糊了。

yougunianhuguogongfudetimian，xiangzheqinzidairenlaiwenwen，youshenmewentizaifuneiyehaojiejue。

kezheixiexianrenhaidouyilugenleguolai，renyuelaiyuedao，jiuchazhijiejijinlaile。

dalaoyuandejiunengtingjianneiyahuandekusheng。

“dalaoyea，qingtiandalaoye，nikeyaoweixiaonvzizuozhua！！！”

“nubizheiyishengdejingbaidouhuile，doushishizihaide，hairangnubihuantadexiaozi，ruobucongjiushalenubiquanjiaa！！”

“nubixianzaishimeilianjianrenle，nubi......nubizhidaohuguogongfushihedengdeshili，dannubibuganxina，nubibuxiangjiuzheiyangshileqingbai......”

songshilianseweinu，zhijiecharenchangkailefumen，banleyizidaoyuanneishenxun。

“huguogongfuxianglaixingdeduanzuodezheng，congbuzuoxietoujimogouhairenzhishi，jinrijiufangkaimen，womenhaohaoshenshen。”

【wae~niangqinzhendehenkua，wohaoxihuanzheiyangdeniangqin，rihouwoyeyaochengweizheiyangderen！！】

sujinantanranzuoxia，zhimianmenwaidequnzhongheneibaoguandeyahuan，weiweitaishouqingxianlingluozuo，cidengfengfan，gengxiandeqingfengjiyue。

xianlingcalecaetoushangdehanzhu，huaizheyikexiaoxinyiyidexinzangzuolexiaqu。

tashizhenbugana，guandayijiyasirena，zheidegaoleqijia。

bushuobiede，jiudanpingtamenjiahaiyougesulizaixingbuzuoshangshu，ergongzihaiyuanzaibianjiangzhengzhanshachang，zheifurenhaishihuangshangdeqinmeimei，nagedoubushitanengredeqia！

songshizuozhileshenzi，suiyidejiangshoudazaifushoushang，shaixiaoyisheng：

“wodaoshibuzhihuguogongfufanleheshi，jingyaojingdongxianlingqinziguolai。”

xianlingyiting，lianmangqilaihuibaoqingkuang，beisongshiyigeyanshenyalexiaqu。

“buguo，wozheilidaoshiyougeshi，xiangrangxianlingduanyiduan。”

songshiyouyigeyanshen，neixiaosiduanzhehongsededudoushanglechang。

neiyahuanlianseyibian，dixiatoukaishikuqi：

“ganwenfurenzheishizuoshen，nubizizhiweijianshenqing，danyebushimeilianmeipideren，furenweiheyaorucixiurunubi......”

cihuayichuyindewaimianrenqunyizhenxixuhezhize。

“huguogongfushilishenhou，suishuopingrimeizuoshenmeguofendeshi，danjinrizhipashizheixiaoyahuanyoulaiwuhuile。”

“wokanye，tamenzhijianzuijiangguanguanxianghu，wohaicongweijianguoxianlingqinzilaide......”

“zheiyahuanyeshikelian，zendehaoduanduandejiubei......ai，huguogongfugaizhengzhizhengzhile！”

【wopei，nimenjianfengshiduo，jintianjiushiyaotayoulaiwuhui，womenyaoshixinruan，neixiayigesidejiushiwomen！】

【diedieniangqinhundezaihaoyecongweisouguaguobaixingyilimi，yidiyou，haijingjuanshanqiongren，zendedaonimenzuilijiuchengleguanguanxianghu，woneijigegegedoushidadadehaoren，zhengzhidehaoren！！】

songshiwenyanlisezhiwendao：

“nizendezhidaozheishinidedudou？woheshishuoguozheishinidedudoule？”

neiyahuanbutingkuqi，“zheifenmingjiushiwodedudou，shangmianhaicileshizidezi，zheizihaishishizibizhenubizuode。”

sujinanshuohuashengyijiuwenrun，“nikezhi，wodezishineilianggezi？”

qishisujinankanshangqushimeishenmeganjue，danshijishangyijingnanshoudaolejixian。

zheizishishifenyinmideshiqing，chufeishihenqindeguanxi，buranbuhuigongzhiyuzhong，youqishixianzaihaiyaodangzhezheimeduorendemiantaoluntaxiaomingshineilianggezizheijianshi。

zhipadaoshihoumandajiederenjianletadouyaojiaoyiju，zhangjin。