jingpinxiaoshuo《qingjiaowohuashi》，leishuyudoushishenghuofenggedejingdianzhizuo，shulidedaibiaorenwufenbieshifengyuxiulijingnian，xiaoshuozuozheweishanyuewenjiudeyizi，wenzhangwushanjianjingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi：“nantong、baiyang。”zhaokongmingkanxiangyipangzhengzhuangdaifadeliangren，chenshengdao：“qubatamenjiwodaihuilai，daibuhuilai，nimenjiubiehuilaile！”liangrenmei……
“gemener，nizheichoudaodejihaoa？”wangxingshaonianjiaozhufengyuxiu。
fengyuxiushouzhifandong，kanzheshoulibiaojizhe385dehaomapai，dizhetou，buzhidaozaixiangshenme？”
“gemener？”shaonianzhoulefengyuxiuyixia。
fengyuxiuhuiguoshen，wendao：“nizhidaozheilizonggongyouduoshaorenma？”
shaonianchensipianke，huidadao：“wotingwobashuo……haoxiangyou425geba。”
fengyuxiutingwenyaranyixiao，lianggenshouzhijiazhuhaomapaifangzaishaonianyanqian。
“385？”shaoniantiaomeixiaodao：“gemener，nizheiyunqibuxinga，nikankanwode，17hao。”
fengyuxiudandandiyaoyaotou，dao：“ziqiuduofuba，wodeyunqiyinggaisuanshibucuode。”
shaonianlengzaiyuandi，buzhidaofengyuxiushenmeyisi。
piankezhihou，tafanyingguolai，lijixiangfengyuxiuzhuiqu，dahandao：“gemener，nibangbangwoa！”
fengyuxiuzhuanguoshen，kanzhehoumiandeshaonian，dandankaikou：“shenmemingzi？”
“wanghuanyu。”shaonianlaolaoshishidao。
“wanghuanyushiba，wokanniyinggaitingyouqiandeba。”fengyuxiusaoshiwanghuanyuzhoushen，dandanshenchulianggenshouzhi。
wanghuanyudaxidao：“zheimebianyi？！caiershiwan！”
fengyuxiutingwenjiangyingdiyuandi，kanzhezijishenchudeshouzhiyanleyankoushui。
这该死的世道啊！
fengyuxiuqiangxingzhendingxialai，yayizheneixindejidong，dao：“shuohaole，ershiwan，xianfukuanhoubanshi。”
wanghuanyuhaobuyouyudinachushouji，“re，wosaoniba。”
fengyuxiukanjianwanghuanyushoujideneiyike，yanjingdunshixianglanjinglingyiyang，shengyinzhandou，“zhei……zheinandaojiushichuanshuozhongjiazhiyiwandexiaweimate70ma？！”
henkuai，fengyuxiubianhuifuzhengchang，“zhishouxianjin。”
tashijueduibukenenggaosuwanghuanyuzijiyongdehaishibangbangjide，zheiduibizhixiataitemediaofenle。
“womeixianjina！zheiniantousheidaizheimeduoxianjinzaishenshang。”wanghuanyuxianglexiang，jiangzijidejiezhijiaojifengyuxiu。
“dengchuquzhihou，wobaqianjini，nibatahaijiwo。”
fengyuxiukanzheshouliheijinsedejiezhi，fangzaishouzhongjingyouyizhongwenrunzhigan，xinzhongdajing。
【天命物】！
“tayoushenmeyong？”fengyuxiuwendao。
wanghuanyuroutengdao：“zheishi【tianmingwu——bai】，limianyouyilifangmidedulikongjian，nidexiaoxindian，zheikeshihualewowuqianwanmailaide。”
fengyuxiujiangjiezhidaizaishoushang，jingranchuqideheshi，dandankaikou：“fengyuxiu。”
fengyuxiurenbuzhuwendao：“wanghuanyu，nijiuzheimexinrenwo？bupawopianni？”
wanghuanyunaotouyixiao，“woganjueniyinggaibuyiban，erqie，ruguonipianlewo，neimenikenengchuqujiuyouweixianle。”
shuoba，wanghuanyujiangzijidehaomadijifengyuxiu，“zheishiwodehaomapai。”
fengyuxiubingmeiyoujieshou，ershizhuanshenxiangzhezhengzaijizhandeyanwutaizouqu。
“niganmaqu？”wanghuanyubumingsuoyidiwendao。
“tinijiejuemafan。”fengyuxiuchuanzheshuiyituoxiexiangzheyanwutaihuanhuanzouqu。
“zheizenmebang？wanyiyougaoshoulaizhaowomafanzenmeban？”
“wobanshi，nifangxin。zhiyaowojiangtamendezhuyilixiyinzhubujiuwanle？conglaibuhuiyourenhuijizhudierming，genghekuangnizhishi17hao。”
演武台上。
yimingcuguangdeshaonianqiangguoyimingdaizheyuankuangyanjingshaonianshoulidehaomapai，buxiedao：
“meishilijiubietamenazheimehaodeweizhi，nizhei68haoguiwole。”
tongshi，tasaoshiquanchang，dahandao：“laozizhangchong！bufudekeyilaiqiang！neixieqianjihaomapaidedoujiwozhanchulai！”
taishangjinguanyourenbufu，danaiyuzhangchongdeshilibuganchutou，eryoushiliyouzhishangderendouzaideng。
jiuzaizheishi，yigechuanzhekuansongfensepaidaxingshuiyi，tuotazherenzituotuoxiedeshaonianhuanhuanzoushangyanwutai。
“nitamesheia？！”zhangchongjianyourenqianglezijidefengtou，xinlidunshibushuang，danshizijiyoubuquedingzheishaoniandeshili，zhihaoweishe。
tashimeiqitatiancaineibancongming，danbingbuzhengmingtazhangchongchun，zheizhongshihouhaiganzhanchulaiderenhenmingxianyouzhejiqiangdezixin。
shaonianwuguanjingzhi，yanshenmenglong，haosigangshuixingyiban，tasaoshiquanchang，zuichunweidong：
“gewei，qingtingwoyiyan，nimen……”
haibudengfengyuxiushuowan，zhangchongjianfengyuxiumeiyoulihuiziji，renwukeren，zhijieniequanxiangfengyuxiuzhongjierlai。
fengyuxiuzuijiaoweiweishangyang，dandanpiantouduoguozheiyiji，suihoutaijiaoxiedaizhepofengshengtixiangzhangchongfubu，yijiaojiangtatixiayanwutai。
suihou，tazuijiaoshangyang，yanjingmichengyitiaoxian，xiaodao：“buhaoyisigewei，ganggangyoucangyingyizhiwengwengjiao。”
bushaorenjianfengyuxiusanxiawuchuerjiangzhangchongjibaibujinmeitouyizhou，dajiadoumingbai，zheizhangchongsuiranganggangmingxianshimeiyoufahuichuquanbushili，bingqiezhangchongshiliyebingbuqiang，danshinengzuoderucixiantingxinbu，neishuomingtaishangdeshaonianqueshiyoushili。
yanwutaixia，wanghuanyukandemudengkoudai，“**！zheigemenerzheimeqiangma？kanlailaobashuodequeshimeicuoa，zheijixunyingdetiancaihaizhenshiduoa！tebieshizheizhongguguaideshaonian。
kanlaihaideduotinglaobadehua，zenmeshuodelaizhe……duile，renbukemaoxiang！”
fengyuxiupingjingdishengyinxiangqi：“dajiatingwoshuoyiju，womendouzhiyouliangcitiaozhanjihui，erdajiaquebuqingchubierendehaomapai，zhinengmangmutiaozhanlangfeizijidejihui，zheizaiwolaikanshibulizhide。”
bushaorentingwendouzantongdediandiantou，yourenlikewendao：“neinishuowomenyinggaizenmezuo？”
fengyuxiudandanyixiao，“henjiandan，dajiadoubahaomapaifangdaoyanwutaishang，dajiagenjuzijiduigerenshilidepinggujinxingxuanze，ruguoyourenbufu，keyijinxingtiaozhan，zheiyangbujiuxingle。”
yigeduanfanvshengruoruodao：“neiwomenzheizhongbushanzhangzhandoude，erqiebudasuanjinxingzhandourongwenderengaizenmeban？”
啪嗒！
fengyuxiudalegexiangzhi，suihouxiaoqilai，“shuodehendui，zheiyangduinimenlaishuohenbugongping，danzheiyangzonghaoguosuoyourenjiangnimendayibianhaoba？
kuangqie，ruorouqiangshibushizheishidaosuofengxingdezhenlima？zheilishinanbujunqu，zheilibenjiushiqiangzhedeyouxichang！”
taixiadaduoshurenhuanhuqilai：“dui！qiangzhedeyouxichang！”
“ruozhejiuyinggaibaziyuanrangchulai！”
“dui！biezhanzhemaokengbulashi！”
“dui！bahaomapaijiaochulai！”
“交出来！”
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