《quanjiayidenggong，wogaodaojunqunipashenme》shiyiyelingjiutianchuangzuodeyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushiweiraozheyuexiaofeigaozishengzhankai，jieshiletamenzhijiancuozongfuzadeguanxihebukesiyidemaoxianjingli。zheibuxiaoshuojikourenxinxianyouchongmanjingxi，lingduzhenanyiwanghuai。“gandonglaotuanzhangyigentoufa，worangnisiyihukouben！！！”hong！yigucongshishanxuehaililianchulaideshaqi，bengfaerchu。ruo……。
“yiqunguisunzi，jilaozigun！”
yuelaoyezideshengyinsuirancanglao，quekengqiangyouli。
tawozhushouqiang，qiangkouduizhundaitoudedaobalian。
“laodongxi，nizhidaowobeihoushisheime？gaojia，nikerebuqi！”daobalianqiangzuozhending，selineiren。
“zaibugun，laozibengleni！”
yuelaoyezizhijiekoudongbanji。
“砰！”
youshiyishengqiangxiang，zidancazhedaobaliandebozifeiguo！
“嘶……”
daobaliandaoxilengqi，shuangtuifaruan，hanliujiabei。
tayesuanshidaokoutianxuedewangmingtu，dongdaodonggun，quecongmeiyudaoguodongqiangde！
haishigebanjierutudelaotou！
“laoyezi，nin……ninkeqianwanbieshoudoua，wogunhaibuxingme？”
daobalianhepoledan，huiliuliuzhuanshentaopao。
shengxiajigehunhunhetuitujidejiashiyuan，yefenfenzuoniaoshousan，liangundaipadilikai。
“哈哈哈！”
yuelaoyezifachuhaomaidaxiao：“yaoshizaidangnian，laozinayidalipao……zhasizheiqunxiaowangbagaozi！”
“yeye，ninzheiqiangshinalaide？”
yuexiaofeilianmangchongguoquchanfuta，renbuzhuwendao。
老式的左轮手枪！
suiranyiyoujishinianlishi，danchangnianbaoyangcashi，lijiumixin。
zaidangnian，zheikeshigaojiganbucaiyouzigepeibeide。
“xiaofeia，nizhangdale，youxieshiqinggaigaosunile！”
yuelaoyezishouqiqiang，zhuanshenzoujinwunei。
guoleyihui，tacongchuangdixiadeangezhong，nachuyigemanshihuichendemuhe。
“这是？”
yuexiaofeihuaichuaizhehaoqi，dakaimuhe。
咔哒！
zhijianlimianbaifangzheshijimeixunzhang，meiyimeidoujinguangcancan，yiyishenghui。
一等功勋章！
zheidaibiaozheqitiangongxun，yeshizhigaorongyao！
“怎么可能？！”
“ruciduodeyidenggongxunzhang，jiusuanshikangzhanlaoyingxiongyebukenenga！”
yuexiaofeitongkongzhousuo，hunshenzhandou，xinzhonggengshixianqiletaotianjulang。
民间有个说法——
三等功站着领！
二等功躺着领！
一等功家属领！
zheihaobukuazhang，zuyizhengminghuodeyidenggongdenandu。
zhiqianyuexiaofeikandaoyeyetaoqiang，jiuyouzhongyugan，yeyedangnianjueduibushiputongdezhanshi。
danjiusuanshikangzhanlaoyingxiong，chengsiyejiuhuodeyimeiyidenggong。
zheimuhezhongzuzuyoushijimei，neijiuyoudianlipulea！
“nandao……zheixiexunzhangshifuqinde？”
yuexiaofeidenaohaizhong，youshanguoyigeniantou。
taduifuqinmeiyoutaiduodeyinxiang，congxiaojiujushaoliduo。
shangcitingdaofuqinyuezhanglongdexiaoxi，haishizaiwunianqian，yourenlaitongzhishuofuqinruyule。
zineizhihou，bianyaowuyinxin。
danruguofuqinzhenshizhangonghehededayingxiong，zijiayouzenhuilunluodaozheigedibu？
咚！
zheishi，yeyeyoucongchuangdixia，tuochuyigezhangtiaoxingdemuzhipaibian，shangmianxiezhesigetangjindazi——
【镇国之柱】！
sigebianjiaodoumodefaliang，xianranyouxieniantoule。
zuihou，yeyeconghuaili，taochuyizhangfanhuangdezhaopian。
zhaopianshangshilianggejunrendeheying。
“xiaofei，zheizhangzhaopian，yeshinidieliuxiade！”
“zuobianshinidieyuezhanglong，youbianshitazuihaodezhanyou，zhaomengsheng！”
yeyedeshengyinzhong，daizheyisihuiyi。
岳小飞凑近一看。
zhijianzhaopianzhongdezhaomengsheng，jianmeixingmu，sisiwenwen，meiyujianqueyoutouchutianshengdeguiqi，yikanjiushenfenfeifan。
erpangbiandefuqinyuezhanglong，hunshenrongzhuang，yingzisashuang，youzhongzhengrongzhishi，jinggaiguolezhaomengshengdefengtou！
“xiaofei，nizaikankanbeimian！”yeyetixingdao。
岳小飞闻言照做。
zhijianzhaopianbeimian，youyixinggangjingyoulideziji。
【wuerxiaofei，youshijiuquzhaonizhaomengshengshushu，neishibabazuihaodexiongdi！】
zaizijixiafang，haiyouyichuandianhuahaoma，zhishizuihouyigeshuziyinweiniandaijiuyuan，yijingmohubuqing，hennanbianren。
“xiaofeia……yeyelaole，bangbushangmang，zhinengjinizheixiele！”yuelaoyezihuanhuanshuodao。
yuexiaofeinazhezhaopian，qianshishenweitezhongbingwangdeta，shunjianjiuyishidao——
zijishoulidenashishenmexunzhang？
zheitemejianzhishihewuqia！
yaoshiliyongdedang，bieshuojiangchengle，kongpaquanshengdouyaodadizhen！
“呵呵！”
“gaozisheng，nibashifujiayifangdeyiwanfuhao，zhishouzhetian……danneiyouruhe？”
“woliudehan，binidexuehaiyaohong！”
yuexiaofeideneixin，dunshixiongyongpengpai。
zheihongdefazideshenfen，bubixitonggengxiangme？
“叮铃铃！”
turan，tadeshoujixiangle。
suiranshijiazhi200yuandedamishouji，dan**quexiangdezhentian。
“woshilixiaozhang！yuexiaofei，nilikedaoxuexiaolai！”
lixiaozhangyuqiqiangying，daizheburongzhiyideminglingshikouwen。
“shenmeshi？”yuexiaofeilenglengfanwen。
“yourenjubaonigaokaozuobi，weiguiqudezhuangyuantouxian！jingguoxuexiaohejiaoyujudehecha，juedingquxiaonidegaokaochengji！”
李校长语出惊人。
“作弊？不可能！”
yuexiaofeilikefouren：“wodechengji，shipingzijideshilikaochulaide，genghekuangkaochangdouyoujiankong！bukenengyinweiyijujubao，jiusuiyiquxiao！”
“heng，zuobiyufou，bushinishuolesuande！”
lixiaozhangyadishengyin，youjinggaodao：“yuetongxue，quannishixiangdian！gaojiayijingdaguozhaohule，zhiyaoniyuanyibazhuangyuanmingerangjigaozisheng，wokeyijiyigemingnianmianfeifududejihui！”
“niyinggaiganendaide！fouzedehua，nijiangyinweizuobierzuolao，daoshinineishaziyeyesheilaizhaogu？”
……
可恶！
yuexiaofeinuhuozhongshao，quantouniedegegezuoxiang。
zheimingxianshigaojiazaibeihougaogui！
erlixiaozhangyebeishoumaile，sheshuyiwo，hangxieyiqi。
“nimenzheishilanyongzhiquan，woyaoqushiligaozhuang！”
岳小飞不服气。
“告状？”
lixiaozhanglengxiaoyisheng：“yuetongxue，nitaitianzhenle！zheijiangcheng，gaojiashuolesuan，tianshangdiaoxiagegangbeng，yedeshigaojiade！”
“neiwojiugaodaoshengli、gaodaolongdou！wojiubuxinzheitianxiameiyouwangfa，woyidingyaotaogegongdao！！！”
yuexiaofeiyuqijianding，haobutuisuo。
“找死！”
lixiaozhangjiantayouyanbujin，yuqigengjiaxionghen：“zhiqiannicongtiantaishuaixialaimingda，xiacikejiubuyidingle！”
什么？！
yuexiaofeitingdaozheihua，youxieyiwai。
lixiaozhangjingranzhidaotiantaideshi？
好好好！
jiranzheigetutoulaobidengweihuzuochang，neijianglaiqingsuandeshihou，yebatajisuanjinqu！
“lixiaozhang，wochengjishizijitangtangzhengzhengkaochulaide！wobupashenmegaojia，gaozishengxiangyaodangzhuangyuan，xiaxiabeiziba！”yuexiaofeiyaoyahuida。
“yigemeidiemeimadeguer，yeganfankang？gaosuni——jiaoyujuhezhifarenyuan，yijingzaiqunijiadelushangle，dengniguanjinqujiulaoshile！”
lixiaozhangehenhenguaduanledianhua。
erzheifanweixie，fanerjiqileyuexiaofeixinzhongdenuhuo。
哼！
nigaojiabushixiaozhangme，feidanyaobazhanwodegaokaozhuangyuanshenfen，haiyaobawosongquzuolao？
hao，neiwobianxueneiqitiandashengsunhouzi！
大闹天宫！
踏碎凌霄！
放肆桀骜！
jiangjiangchengzheiyipiantian，jitonggekulongchulai！
……
yuexiaofeidizhetou，wangzheneiyihezijinguangcancandexunzhang，haiyouneikuaichendiandiande【zhenguozhizhu】paibian。
xianzaixiangyaonifengfanpan，sihuzhiyouyitiaolu。
扛匾跪军区？
狗都不……
去！
我去！
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