《qingkaishinidebiaoyan》cishuzuoweixiaoliuziabadeyibendoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，qingjiequzheqiefengfu，ticaixiangduixinying，diedangqifuzhideyikan。zhuyaojiangdeshi：tagangcainazheyigewangpaifeixingyuandejiashizhengdiaokan，keyijingsuandeshangshexianmoheijunrenxingxiangle！“hahaha，xiongdi，kanzouyanle！”“lai……
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“wei……xuyaobangmangma？”
“wokeyijifeixingyuandangtishen！”
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chaneijian，kongqifangfoningzhileyiban，suoyourenyilianguaiyidebiaoqingkanzhemianqianzheixiaoxianrou。
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pingrililianpaoliangbudouxuyaotishendexiaoxianrou，jingyangyanyaojikongjunfeixingyuandangtishen？
就他？
bujinzaichangdesuoyoujuzurenyuan，jiuliangenzhefanlongdepaisherenyuan，haiyouzhibojianlineiweishubuduodejiqianheifen，cikeyedaizhule。
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“jiutahaikaifeiji？wokantayongdadehaichabuduo！”
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……
erzaizheixieheifenfengkuangdeshihou，lingyibian，zhengsuishidengdaijuzuanpailongtaojiaosedelingwaijiweijiabin、yanglaoban、lishuixin、yitong、huafashi、rebadengrenyebujintaitoukanleguolai。
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“开战斗机？”
yanglaoban、rebadengrenzhabazheyanjing，yezaimanlianguguaidekanzhejuzuzhongdefanlong，manshiwuyu。
“哈哈哈……”
erjuzuzhong，jingguoshunjiandejijinghou，dunshifachuyizhenhongxiaosheng。
suoyoujuzugongzuorenyuan，baokuoneixieyanyuan，cikedoubeifanlongdoudedaxiao。
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“喂，我认真的！”
“xianzaifeixingyuanfeibuqilai，wozhendenengdangtishen！”
“tishenyeshuyuqunyandezhizefanweima！”
jianzhuang，fanlongbujinlianyihei。
cikejieshouwangengduoqianshendejiyi，tayenongmingbaile，zijizheiliuliangmingxingshuifenhenda。
xiaoxianroubenjiubutaoxi，gengbieshuotahaimeishaliuliang，yagenmeirenbatadanghuishi。
zheigengjiandingletajintianzhenggedahuoerdejuexin，burangquanchangguanzhongzhenjingyibo，shuayiborenqizhi，qinengduideqizijidezhenghuoxitong？
erqieyejichuanyuedajundiulianbushi？
zhishitahuayingangluo，juzuzhongrendunshizhoumei，douyouxiebushuangle。
“zheijiahuonaoziyoumaobingba？meikanchulaidajiazaibianxiangdejujueta？”
“lianzenmeyanxidouhaimeiyanmingbai，haixiangkaizhandouji，nizabuzuojiaocaiyoujiaofeishangtianni？”
juzuzhongrenrenbuzhuzaixinzhongtucao，wuyudaolejidian。
ercishi，fanlongdezhibojiangengweizhalie。
“hahaha，zheijiahuoshigenaocanma？kanbuchulaibierenbuhuanyingta？”
“xiaosi，zheilianpideduohoua，cengliuliangdoucengdaocweile！haixiangzhengdahuo，jiuta？”
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“xianzaideyanyuana，meidianyanlijing！”
“sheishuobushini，renjiayiqunlaoxigubuhaoyisimingshuo，tashiyidiankanbuchurenjiadebunaifana！”
“……”
wushutucaodedanmuxia，zhibojianhoumian，henduoxiaoheifendoubeixiaowanleyao，zhijuefanlongbuziliangli。
“wozhennengkaizhandouji，zheishiwodejiashizheng，keyisuibianchasuibianyande！”
ercishi，beijuzuzhongrenyishuangshuangbiyideyanjingdingzhe，fanlongyeyouxieshoubulele，ganmangnachuzijidefeixingyuanzhengshudao。
kanzhetaneixiaobenben，juzuzhongrenzaiciyileng。
zheijiahuotiedingyoubing，hainimalianjiashizhengdouzhunbeihaole，hunongsheini？
“hahaha，xiaofan，biekaiwanxiaole！”
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huafashidezhibojianyipianrenao，gezhongchaofengdeshengyinbuduan。
“huafashi，niganshenme？haiwo？”
kanzhehaizaizhibojiandiaokandehuafashi，fanlongdelianshunjianjiuheile。
zheikeshizhenzhengdewangpaifeixingyuanjiashizheng，qinengrenrenwanxiao？
“hahaha，tajile，tajile！”
“zheibizhuangbaole，tazhejile！”
zhibojianzhong，huafashineixiefensijianfanlongyinchenzhelianlaidaotamenhuahuabeihou，gengshirenbuzhutucao。
“怎么回事？”
jiuzaizheishi，yidaoweiyandeshengyinchuanlai。
zhijianbuyuanchu，yimingzhongniancuntounanzishenzhejunzhuang，shenxingtingba，suiyixingzoujianyedaizhezouzhengbudejiezoulaidaozhongrengenqian。
“aiya，lutaoa，zheishizenmenongde？nizenmejiuturanfeibulele？”
“shia，yinweinifeibule，zheibianhainaochubushaoxiaohuani！”
zheizhongniannanzibushibieren，zhengshicicifeixingyuanlutao。
kandaota，zhangdamouhezhongrenlikeyingshangqu，shuohuajianbaqingkuangjieshaoleyibian。
“shenme，haiyourennazhejiafeixingzhenglaizheilihunao？”
“我看看！”
tingranzhongrendejieshao，lutaodelianseshunjianyinchenxialai。
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