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yangjiabieshuzhouweidelinjudoushifeifujigui，conglaimeiyoujianguoyouzheizhongditansuanmingderenchuxian。
xuduolaiwangderenchuyuhaoqi，doushirenbuzhuchaoyehaodetanweizouqu，zaikanjianyehaoneixiaozhangdeziyanhou，doushiyijing。
“bentangaibushezhang，wuqianmiankaizunkou！？haodadekouqi！”
“heng，suanmingzheibujiushijiangjiuyuanfenma，zenmedaotazheilifanerkanzhongqianle！？”
“doushixiejianghupianrendebaxibale！”
yiqunxizhuanggelvderenfenfennuchidao。
“嗯？来了啊？”
yehaozuozaidishangdouyouxiekunle，tingdaozhouweideyilunshenghoushenlegelanyao。
“youyaosuanmingdemeiyou，meiyoujiubiezaizheierzazahuhudea！”
yehaodalegehaqianshuodao。
“wei！suanmingde，nizheiduoshaoqianyisuana？”
有人问道。
“多少钱一算？”
yehaoyileng，suihouheiheixiaodao，
“buguibugui，baqianyisuan。”
“八千！？”
jiusuanzaichangrendoushifeifujigui，dantingdaozheigeshuedoushidachiyijing！
shuoshihua，suiranbaqiankuaiduiyuzaichangrendoubushigeshi，danshisheijiadeqiandoubushidafenggualaide，jiuzheimegetanweikaikoufeijurandouyaobaqian，zheibushiqifulaoshirenma！？
“kao！yuanlaishigepianqiandexiaogui！”
“ganyaobaqian，nipingshenmea！”
一群人立刻反对道。
zhijianyehaotiaolexiamei，buxiedao：“ruoshibuzhun，shibeifenghai！”
baqiandeshibei！yejiushibawan！
“hao！wojiuyaokankannidaodiyoushenmebenshi！”
yehaohuayingangluo，yigedaizheyanjingdenanzijiuzuozailetashenbian，jiangbaqiankuaiqianhenhendiuzaileyehaodetanweishang。
yehaoshouqiqian，wennanziyaoleshengchenbazihou，qiazhisuanlesuan，suihouguaiyidikanlenanzishenhoudefengmannvrenyiyan。
“这是你老婆吧？”
叶昊说道。
“heng，zheihennankanchulaima？”
yanjingnanpielepiezui，yibalouguolenvrendeyao，nvrenbaomandexiongfusuijidouledou。
qitarenyechixiaoqilai，zuoweishehuidejingying，yehaodezheifanhuaxianranbingmeiyoutaidadeshuofuli。
“shizhu，nitoushangyoudianlva，buchuyiwaidehua，niyougemishuba，nilaopohaishinimishujieshaojinide。”
叶昊继续说道。
nanrendemeitouzhoulezhou，zheishierdaoshimeijigerenzhidao，kanlaizheixiaozidequeyouxiedongxi。
“nimeicihuijiadeshihoudouhuiyouyiliangchetingzainidecheweishang，shiba？”
yehaotongqingdikanzheyanjingnanshuodao，
“henbuxing，neiliangchejiushinimishude，nimeicidadianhuadeshihou，nilaopohetazhengzaiyiqi。”
“放你娘的狗屁！”
yanjingnanliansetieqingdimadao，xinliqueshifahuang，yehaoshuodedongxiwanquanzhengque！
“ni！nikebiexuekoupenren！xinbuxinbaojingbanizhuaqilai！”
nvrenyeshihedeliansecanbai，zhizheyehaoshuodao。
“nibuxin，xianzainilaopobaoliyouyitaoyifu，shoujilihaiyoutaheneigenanrendechuangzhao。”
叶昊丝毫不惧道。
yanjingnanlianseyinchen，bugufanduiyibazhuaguonvrendebao，guoranzailimianzhaodaoyitaoyifu！
“手机给我！”
眼镜男咬牙道。
raner，nvrenqueshizenmeyebuken！
liangrenbianzaizhongmukuikuizhixianiudaqilai！
shidaoruci，zhongrenduiyehaobudebufu，limafengyongershang！
“xiaoshenxian！bangwosuansuan！”
“xiaoshenxian，bangbangba，wozuijintaidaomeile！”
“wojiyiwan！xiaoshenxian，xianbangwosuan！”
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“yeye，ninmandian......”
bieshuqulingyibian，yiliangjiazhangbanlinkentingzaimenkou，yigejinfaqingnianchanzhetangzhuanglaorenzoulexialai。
“keke！wufang，zheibalaogutouhaichengdezhu。”
老人干咳了几声道。
jinfaqingnianqueshiyanshenyian，zijiyeyeyijingshiwanqile，rujinweilejiazudouhaiyaoqinzichuma。
“jiayouyilao，ruyouyibao，chenwodongdelezaiweigujiaduozuoxieshi，fengchenggujiabudejiuzheiyangshuailuoa。”
laorenkanleyiyanzijidesunzi，shuodao。
jiezheliangrenchenmoxialai，zoulejibuhou，biankanjianqianmianjuranpaileyibaiduomideduiwu！
“这是怎么回事？”
laorenzhouzhemeiwendao，jinfaqingnianlianmangrangrenqudating。
“yeye，shiyourenzaisuanming。”
顾风说道。
“suanming？zheierhaiyourensuanming？”
guchengnanchayidao，yaozhidaozheilikeshigaodangbieshuqu，bushaodaguanguirendejujidi，zenmehuiyunxurenzaizheilisuanming！？
“随我前去看看。”
guchengnanxinlibujie，fenfudao。
“ganshenme，chaduia！？”
“wei，nimensheia，yaoxiaoshenxiansuanmingbupaiduidea！？”
gufengdaizhejigerenjiguchengnankailu，yixierenbumandao。
“buhaoyisi，gewei，youdezuizhichudehuahaiqingjianliang，wogujiayidingpeili。”
顾城南说道。
qitarenzheicaifaxianzheibuqiyandelaoren，suihoudoushiyijing！
“sidajiazuzhiyidegujia！nandaozheijiushigujialaoyeziguchengnan！？”
“haizhenshigulaoyezi！yicijiuhuishangwoyouxingjianguotayimian！”
“si，chuanshuozheisidajiazuzichandoushizaibaiyiyishang，zhenbuzhidaoshizhenshijia！”
yiqunrenrenchuleguchengnanfenfenzijuejizheiweifengchengdejutourangchuleyitiaolu！
guchengnanyejiuzaigufengdechanfuxiazoudaoleyehaomianqian。
raner，jiandaozhongrenkouzhongdexiaoshenxianhou，guchengnanqueshiyouxieshiwang。
yuanbentayiweihuishiyigexianfengdaogudelaozhe，kemeixiangdaozhishiyigexiaoqingnianeryi。
duobanshihuiyixiehunongbaxi，gumingdiaoyuzhibeibale。
“suanminga，kaikoufeibaqian。”
yehaopieleyiyangulaoyezishuodao，xinxiangzongsuanlailetiaodayu。
bijingcongzhongrendefanyinglaikan，zheilaotouzaifengchengjueduibushiyibanrenwu！
“打扰小友了。”
guchengnanduizheyehaogonglegongshou，ranhouranggufengnachubaqiankuaifangzaileyehaotanweishang，suihouzhuanshenbianyaolikai。
yehaokanzheguchengnandebeiying，daoshiyouxiejingya，kanlaisuiranzhangqishenzaigaowei，zheilaorenyemeiyouguoyuzishiqigaoa。
“dengxia，jiranjileqianzenmeyeyaogennishuoliangjucaixinga。”
yehaoshouqilebaqiankuai，turanchushengdao。
guchengnanshenziyidun，huitouweiweixiaodao：“wosuochoudeshiqing，xiaoyoupashimeiyouneigenenglisuandedao。”
“xiaozi，biebaifeixinsile，yeyekemeiyouqitarenneimehaohuyou。”
顾风也是摇头说道。
yehaoheiheiyixiao，duizheguchengnanchuilegekoushao，shuodao，
“neijiujinishuoyigewojuededezuizhongyaodeba，laoyezi，nimingbujiuyi。”
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