《qilingdalaoqiayaochong，quanjiaguiqiuwoyuanliang》zheibenxiaoshuokeyishuoshiwozaixiandaiyanqingwenlijuqingzuihaodele！yuxiuxiuluxingzhishigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:dangnian，taxilihutubeimuqinhedajieyuhaohaopianchuquxiangqin，heleyibeishui，mimidengdengdixinglai，jingfaxiantangzaiweilaijiefuyangweishenbian，haibeidajiedairenzhuojian。……
第9章
yuxiuxiuditoudaliangshuangmujinbi，cuzhemeitousihushifentongkudedajie，shiyiyangmurangkai。
“xianzaijiaorenlaibujile，zanmenzhinengcuitu！yuekuaiyuehao！”
shuowan，tayibachekailixiaofang，huanzijisisidilouzhuyuhaohao。
shuowan，tabianqiaojiandajiedeyanzhuzizaiyanpizidixiagundong，xinlilengxiao。
果然，她是装的。
“kuaiqua！zanmenjiabushiyouniaotanzima？dage、erjienimenquduanguolaijidajieguanxiaqucuitu，zheiyangcainengbaozhutadexingming！”
tingdaoyuxiuxiudehua，tangzaitahuailideyuhaohaozhongyurenbuzhuzhengkaiyanjing，xiangyaozuoqishen。
yuxiuxiushoushangananyongli，kouzhedajiedeshenzi，youshoukuaisuniezhutadexiaba，jingrantafabuchuyidianershengyin。
yuhaohaoyanjiaofanzheleiguang，zaiyuxiuxiudeqianzhixia，tengdebandianerhuayeshuobuchulai。
“meicuo，jinzhiqueshikeyicuitu。”
zhengdangyujiarenlengzaiyuandibuzhisuocuodeshihou，luxingzhizaiyipangbuchong。
yuxiuxiutaitou，pieleyiyangaodadenanren。
yijiushineizhongkanbudongdetanjiuyanshenwangxiangziji，xiuxiulaibujishenxiang，chongzhegegedashengcuicu：“kuaiya！”
sheiyemeixiangdao，diyigechongjinwunadahongmudanniaoguanzidejingshilixiaofang。
“lutuanzhangdouzheimeshuo，zheigefangfayidingyouyong！haohao，nifangxin，mayidinghuijiunide！”
yuhaohaozhengkaiyanjing，zuiliwuwujiao，naiheshuobuchuyijuhua。
yulianlianyiweijiejietongdetailihai，yegenzailixiaofangshenhou：“ma，wolaibangni！zanmenyidingnengjiujiejie！”
tagengyanzheshuoleyiju，chongjinzijiwuliyepengchuyigeniaoguanzi。
bijingshiqinjiemei，duanshiniaotanzieryi，chouyidianeryouruhe，zhiyaonengjiudajiedeming，tayidingquandouduanchulai！
jinjiezhe，yuchangshengliangfuziyeguolaibangyuxiuxiufuren。
“dajie，nirenyiren，henkuaijiumeishile！nagetongguolairangdajietuba。”
yuxiuxiushifenguanxindajie，zhihuidajiamanghuo，fuzierrenyizuoyiyoulaolaodigudingzhu。
“来啦！”
lixiaofangrutongpengzhezhenbaoyiyang，jiangsanfaniaosaochouqideniaoguanziduandaodanvermianqian。
chouhonghongdeweidaopiaosankai，guangshiwenyixiabianrenbuzhuzuoou。
yuhaohaoqiaozhemianqiantuhuanghunzhuodeshiniao，tongkongmengdiyisuo，shenzikaishijuliezhengzhadoudong。
“呜呜呜！”
taaoaodijiaozhe，dahuoeryufayiweitatengdeshoubule。
“guinv，nirenren，jiaxingkuaianlaole，bierang**zaidongle。”
yuchangshengqichendantianyufayonglisisienzhunver。
sangerenliqishizaitaida，yuhaohaoyongjinliqizhanghonglelian，zhinengjingkongdiyanzhengzhengkanzheshiniaotanziduandaomianqian。
yuxiuxiushoushangyongli，zhitingkadayishengqingxiang，yuhaohaodexiabajingbeitaxiexia。
“ma，nilaifuzhedajieguanjinqu！kuaia！”
“好！”
lixiaofangbuzaichiyicongyuxiuxiushoulijieguoguinvdetou，huanhuanjiangneixieexinwanyierdaojinleyuhaohaozuili。
yuxiuxiusongkaishou，nuodaoyipang，lengyankanzheyijiazijiyuhaohaocuitu。
yitanziniaofenganggangguanxiaqu，yuhaohaobiankaishifanzhebaiyan，zuilipudeyixiapenchusaochoudeniaoye。
tapupupudepenchulai，yuchangshengnianjida，dongzuomanduobibuguo，beidanverzhengzhengpenleyilian。
tabishangyanjingyoubunengsongshou，zhinengqiangrenexin，jixuanya。
lixiaofangshengpabugou，zuiliyibiananweizhenver，shoushangdongzuobutingyibianjixujitaguanjinqu。
呕！
lianxuguanxiayidaguan，sanrenshoushangshenshanghuoduohuoshaodouzhanrandaoleyuhaohaodeoutuwuhaiyoushiniao。
yuhaohaoxingronglangbeidebalazhemutongtudehuangdanzhidouchulaile。
tayouqiwulididengzheyuxiuxiu，henbudejiangxiaomeishengtunhuobo。
yuxiuxiujianzhuang，zuipiziyipeng，youshuoleyiju：“erjienijixushangquzaiguandianer，tuganjingcaixing。nikandajiexianzaishibushihaoduole？”
tingdaozheijuhua，yuhaohaozhongyujingshoubuzhu，yanpiyifan，yunleguoqu。
“haohao！xianzaizabana？”
lixiaofangliushenwuzhu，xiayishidikanxiangzhangfuqiujiu。
“让开，我来！”
yuxiuxiuduanlaiyipenlengshui，yitoujiaozaidajieshenshang：“dajiewoyeshiweilenihao，renmingguantiannihaidejixutua！”
yigejiling，yuhaohaohunshenshilulumanzaicizhengkaiyanjing，youbeilixiaofangniezhezuibaguanleliangkouniao。
呕！
outushengxiangchezhenggedazayuan，yuanliderenjiabugankaojinquandouzhanzaiwuyanxiawushengdianjiaoqiaorenao。
yuxiuxiulengyanqiaozhedajiebeizheteng，mingliangdeyanmoushanguoyimoanmang。
这样的程度还不够!
qianshiliangtiaorenming，yujiaheyangjia，tadoubudasuanqingyifangguo！
“有意思吗？”
zhengzaichensizhiji，shenpangluxingzhiqingshengwendao。
难道他看出来了？
yuxiuxiumouguangyishan，mianbugaisedizhuantoukanshenbiandenanren：“nijuedeni？”
taweiweitingzhijibei，jinxianshenzi，fanwenyiju。
liangrenmuguangjiaohui，youxunsuyikai。
luxingzhizuijiaoweiyang，meiyouhuida。
“keyile，kanlaitayijingmeishile。”
guoleyihuier，luxingzhituranduiyujiarenshuoleyiju，zhongrenzhongyutingxiadongzuo。
yuhaohaotanruanzaidi，buduanfanwei，zhenggerenhaoxiangjinpaozaishiniaozhongshiluluchouhonghong，langbeibukan。
taxiabatuojiu，xiangyaogenzhongrenjieshiyiju，yuxiuxiuzaiyipang‘haoxin’tixingjiejie：“jiejienixianzaihaibunengkaikoue，buranyihoukenengzuibahuizhangwaide。”
zheigeshouduanhaishiyangweicengjingduizijiyongde，meixiangdaoyongzaidajieshenshang，xiaoguozheimehao。
huayinluoxia，yuhaohaofennudidengzhemeimei，zhanzhanweiweishenchushouzhizhixiangta。
yuxiuxiuqianxuyiju：“dajiexiangxiewo？buyongkeqi，yinggaide。”
yuhaohaoyingdede，jinrixiantaodianlixi，yiqiandezhangzairangtamenmanmanhai！
yuchangshengyexileyibalian，zhanzailuxingzhiyimikaiwai，youxiebuhaoyisi：“lutuanzhang，buhaoyisia！yaobudenghuierwomenshoushiganjingquguoyingfanguanchiba？”
fangcaiyidunshiniaoguanxiaqu，tamenshenshangzangxixide，yidianerweikouyemeiyou。
luxingzhiweiweihoutuiyibu，zhijiejujue：“bofubuyongkeqi，youjihuizaichiba。nimenyaobuyaobarensongguoquyiyuanjianchajiancha？”
yijiazichuleyuxiuxiugegeshenshangdouchouhonghongde，zenmechidexiaqu？
yujiaxingzhanchulaidayuanchang：“dui，xiaciba。lutuanzhangxiaciwoyidinghaohaozhaodaini。”
sanrenkeqihanxuanzhiji，menwaituranchuanlaiyizhenxuanxiao。
“lixiaofang、yuxiuxiunimenjiwogunchulai！”
yuanziwaitou，yidaoshuxideshengyinxiangqi。
qianshiepopogenyangweiqishixiongxiongchongjinyuanzi。
yuxiuxiuqiaozheliangren，bujinzuijiaoshangyang，zhenhao，zhudongsongshangmenle！
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