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zhujiaoshiyunduoguhanzhoudexiaoshuoqilingfeixiyaonixi，daiquanjiagagaxuanrou，youzuozhexianyubendandujiachuangzuo，zuozhewenbixiangdangzhashi，qiebuxuanji，wangwenzhongdeqingliu。jingcaineirongtuijian：“yeyejiandianchaihuohuiqu，mashangjiuxiashan，”yunboyongshouzhongdepobudainongleyixiechaihuo，sanbuyihuitoudemanmanzouyuanle。……

精彩章节

dahuaishuhoumian，yishuangyouyuandeyanjingdingzheyunjiayuanzilineitoufeidadeyezhu，yanchandeyanleyankoushui。

zhanghongxiadingzheneiyituotuowuhuasancengdedaroukuai，duzilidechanchongdouzaidajia，jintianbushiyishangmenyaodongxi，tayanzhuziyizhuan，xiangdaoheshideren，xunsuwangjiazouqu。

yunbochulilezaishadezhu，juedingliuxiayibufenzijiashiyong，erjiangshengyubufentoutoudaidaoheishichushou，xinqingyuyue，xiaozhetiyi，“xiaoduoer，zheibanshanzhurouliujinizijichi，shengxiadewomenqiaoqiaomaidiao。”

yunduoyeyoutongyangdedasuan，youlezheibiqian，tajihuagoumaiyixiejiyae，zheixiejiaqinkeyichandan，yenengjiyunbobuchongyingyang。

jialiyoujilongzi，limianyizhihuowuyemeiyou，quanbujinleyuanzhudeduzi，nengchishifu，tainengchishibing！

buguo，tahenhaoqi，ruguojiaqinhelelingshui，shifounengzengjiachandanliang？

yizhijiyitianchanyigedan，helelingquanshui，yitianyaoshinengchan3gedan，yigeyuejiushi90gedan，duoyangjizhiji，yigeyueyaoshinengchan10000gejidan？heishijidan5fenqianyige，yigeyueshashiyebuyonggan，yenengshouru500kuai。

xiangdaozheili，tabujinheiheiyixiao，youlemingquedemubiao，tagandaoganjingshizu。

“yeye，womenliugouchidejiuxingle，banshanzhurouwomenchibuwan，tianqizheimere，rongyibianzhi。”

“neikebuxing，nideduochirou，cainengzhangdezhuangshi。”yunboyaotoufandui。

taxianzaihaibugouzhuangshima？tizhongjiejin300jin，zaishiwukuifade70niandai，nengbazijiyangdezheimepang，shilibaxiangdoushibuchangjiande。

dengdeng，zenmeturanzheimechou？tataiqizijideyexiawenlewen，tianna！zheisuanchouweizhenshinanyirenshou！

tazhuyidaozijishenshangfugaizheyicengheihuhudedongxi，helelingshuihou，tayinyueganjuedaoyoudongxinianfuzaipifushang，nandaozheishicuitipaidudeguocheng？

gangcaimangdebuyilehu，wanquanmeizhuyidaoshenshangdeweidao，zhuyaoshizhuxueweidaoyebijiaochong，tayemeizhuyi。

“yeye，zanmenjiuliuyidianjiuxing，rousuanlejiubuhaochi，woxianquxigezao。”

tashizaiwufarenshoushenshangdeweidao，yunduoshaoleyiguoshui，daoxiwuxizao，yicengcengdeheinibeixiqu，kanzheyipenziheishui，yunduowunaiditanxi，guhanzhouzenmenenggourenshouzheiyangdeta？

jiyizhong，yuanzhukeshilandechuqi，shitianbangeyuedoubuxizao，youshihoushenzhiyigeyuedoubudaixide。

他的眼睛是瞎的！

他的鼻子也不灵吗？

“nijiadezhurouzhenbushaoa？”

tingshuoyunjiashazhu，zhanglaotailimadaizhezhangjiadelianggeerxiqishixiongxiongdilaidao，culudituikaibanyandemuzhamen。

gaoquangudezhanglaotai，neishuangyanjingzhongyanbaiduoyuyanqiu，tatanlandidingzheyunboyuanzilidezhurou，neipiaoxiangdezhurouwei，zhiyouguonianshicainengwendaorucichuncuidexiangwei，tademuguangjinjinsuodingzaizhuroushang。

zheikeshicunlidejitizichan，qitarenzhuazhudoushitoutoumomo，zhiyouyunboganrucidadan，yuanzilizhiqiyikoufeiguo，guangmingzhengdadishazhu。

tingshuoyunbocengjingdangguobing，buzhiweihehuidaolecunli，xianchengdedarenwuyerenshiyiliangge，cunshujizhidaozheijianshiduiyuyunbodeshiqingzhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan，nijiusuanqujubao，renjiaxianchengyourenshideren，diyitianjinqu，diertianwutongwuyangdechulai。

niyaoshiyouzheiguanxi，shuobudingbiyunbodouyaochangkuang！

zhanglaotaimeikongquxiangzheixiezaqizabadeshi，yunjiashazhuduitayeyouhaochude，zaizenmeshuoliangjiayeshizhandianqindaidiangu，tazheicilaizhuyaoshiweileyaozhurou。

yunbotaiqitou，buyuedidengzhezhanglaotai，“wojiazhurouduo，guannishenmeshi。”

zhanglaotaijiantataidubujia，xinzhongbiezheyikouqi，danhaishibaochizhexiaolian，“yunlaotou，nizheishishenmehua，wokeshixiaoduodenainai，nandaohaibunengfendaoshilaijindezhurouma？”

tawanglizhangwanglejiyan，yunduozheigeyatouyouduodaonaliqule，xianggeyinshigui，jiwumeimaoyewushencai，yunbozheigelaotouhaineimechongnita。

“yunduoni？”zhanglaotaichongzhelimiandashenghanzhe，“yunduo，nainailaikannile，kuaichulaia。”

suiranyunduoxianggeyinshigui，danzhanglaotaiweiyiqingxingdeshi，yunduopata，rangtazuoshenmejiuzuoshenme，zheiciyoulezhurou，tadasuanrangyunduojitagexiabanshanzhurou，zugoujialichibangeyuede。

zhangjiarenkouzhongduo，zhanglaotaishenglesigeerziheyigenver，sigeerzidouyichengjia，nverquechichibuxiangjiehun，shengshengtuochenglesanshisuidelaoguniang。

yunduotingdaowaimiandejiaorangsheng，zheishuxideshengyinrangtagandaofeichangfanzao，tachuanhaoyifu，tuikaimenzouchuqu，kandaoyuanzilizhanzhedezhangjiaren，zheijushentibuyouzizhudizhandouqilai。

yunduodenaohaizhongfuxianchuyiduanhuiyi，guaibudeshentihuizhandoudezheimelihai，yuanlaishineigeedudelaotaipo。

xiaoshihou，yunbohaizaibudui，yuanzhufuqinshengbingqushibudaobannian，yuanzhumuqindaizheyuanzhujiajilezhanglaosan，xingfuderizijiaranerzhi，yuanzhuzaizhangjiadangniuzuoma，ruguobushiyunbocongbuduihuilaikandaotashougulinxun，jiangtacongzhangjiadaihuilai，yuanzhuxiaoshihoukenengjiuesile。

“yunduo，zuijinzenmemeiquzhangnainaijiawanle？”

heng，yunduodengletayiyan，zhanghongxiashizhanglaotaidesunnv，yilaoyishaojingchanghongpianyuanzhujitaliangdongxi，laodebushidongxi，xiaodegengbushidongxi。

yuanzhusuiranbuzaile，danzuoweitashentidejichengzhe，zheibizhangbixumanmanqingsuan。

yunduoyangwangtiankong，xiwangyuanzhunengtoutaidaoyigehaorenjia，xinggebuyaozheimenuoruo。

huiguoshenlai，yunduoshangxiadaliangzhezhanglaotai，neidaosanjiaoyanlimanshisuanji，shengyinrouhejiadaizheyisikelianbaba，pixiaoroubuxiaodishuo，“wonaganqunijiawana，meicidaidianchide、daidianqian，quanbeinipianzoule，buliufan，haidewoezheduzihuijia。”

tingdaozheihua，yunbonuqichongchongdinaqishazhudao，manqiangnuhuo，“haonigezhanglaotai，wozaojiukanchunimenyijiazibushishenmehaodongxi，guozhenruci，nimenjiwogunchuqu，kekeke……”

guhanzhoushangqianfuzhuyunboxuruodeshenti，anfudao，“yeye，nishentibuhao，buyidongnu。”

tasuiranyanjingkanbujian，dancongyunduodehuayuheyunbodetaiduzhong，tapanduanzheiweilaorenbushishenme‘haoren’，yuqiyansu，“menkouzaihoumian，qinggeweilikai！”

zhanglaotaidemuguangluozaiguhanzhoushenshang，tingzhanghongxiatiqiguo，yunjiabuzhishenmeshihouchuxianleyigenanren。

tazhuanlezhuanyanzhu，lianshangduiqixiaorong，“aiya，zheishinajiadejunhoushenga？zhangdekezhenjun，zheimoyangyaoshigechengli，neidaguniangxiaoxifuhaibudeqiangzheyao。”

guhanzhoumiansebubian，yuqilengdan，“duoxiekuajiang，qinggeweilikai。”

zhanglaotaiwangqiancoulejibu，hunzhuodeyanzhuzidiliuliuluanzhuan，“xiaohuozi，yikannijiushichenglilaide，buzhidaozanmencunlideguiju，woshiyunduodenainai，tadiemeile，tanianggaijiadaozhangjia，tajiushiwozhangjiadesunnv，tayeyenianjidale，zhaogubuhaota，pingchangdoushiwozhaoguyierde。”

yunduozhanzaiyipang，lenglengdikanzhezhanglaotaibiaoyan，zheizhangzuihaizhenshilihai，heidenengshuochengbaide，sidenengshuochenghuode。

guhanzhouqingqingpailepaiyunbodehoubei，shiyitabiejidong，zhuantoukanxiangzhanglaotai，yuqijianding，“yunduoshiyunjiadesunnv，youyunyeyezhaogu，jiubulaofanzhangnainaifeixinle。”

zhanglaotaijianguhanzhoubumaizhang，liansechenlexialai，nanrenzhangdehenhaokan，suiranyanjingwushen，danyanshenlinglilengmo，shencaigaoda，baichenyishangzhanzhejigexuedian，zhanglaotaisuiranwenhuabugao，xiangbuqiheshidexingrongci，dantayiyanjiukanchuzheinanrenshiyounenglide。

只可惜是个瞎子。

danheyunduozheigedapangzizaiyiqi，zhenshikexile，buguoxiazihepangziyesuanshijuepei！

yunduozaishilibaxiangshichulemingdelanguniang，shanggongbujianrenying，pingrilishenchuguimei，yunboweilebasunnvjiachuqu，zhaolebushaomeiposongli，shuoleyinian，lengshimeiyouyigexiaohuozidiantoudaying。

zheinanrenkanqilaihenjingming，zenmehuikanshangyunduoni？

zhanglaotaiyipainaodai，zheinanrenshixiade，kenengshijialirenxianqi，batasongshangmende。

zheiniantou，sheijiayebuquenanren。

danjintiantajiushiguolaiyaozhuroude，lianseyouyinzhuanqing，duidemanlianzhezi，“yunduo，nizheizhuroubucuo，nainaizuijinshentibushufu，jinainonglianggegezhuhoutui，zainongbanshanzhurou，nainaihuiqububushenti。”