zheibenqilingjunhun：neiliangkouzidouyoudiandianxiaoshuozhideyikan，xihuanzuozhecaishenqianjindadadebifeng，banannvzhuruanqiqiluyewusuobunengdejingcaijuelunzhanxianzaiduzheyanqian。zhuyaojiangdeshi“biechangle，nimenyoulaiganshenme？”ludeshengchenggongbeijiqilenuhuo，nuhelesheng。“dengxia，haiyouyiju！”gekailetou，jiubixu……
“fangnidegoupi，hejianjundeshilundezheniguan？zheishibuduideshi，nigenongcunrennalaidezige？”
luchuncaotiaoqilaima，haiyongmeiduandezuoshouchuoruanqiqi。
zheishitamajiadexiguan，daxiaoyangchengde，marenshibixuzhizheduifang，fouzetadeqishishibuchulai！
youqishijinchenghou，tayixiazichenglesilingnver，diweishuizhangchuangao，jiugengaizhirenle，chuorenyanjingshi，tateyouyouyuegan。
ruanqiqiruanmengdelianyixiazichenle，zheihuitameichushengjinggao，zhijieshangshou。
“咔”
“啊……”
gutouduanliesheng，heluchuncaodecanjiaosheng，jihutongshixiangqi，wuziliderendoumeifanyingguolai，jiukandaoluchuncaodezuoshoushizhi，heyoushoushizhiyiyang，wulidiniuquzhe。
ruanqiqinachushoupa，youyadicashou，haixianqidao：“yihouchumenxixishou，yiguziconghuawei！”
“niao（niaosansheng）nimamabie，laoniangnongsini！”
luchuncaogubushangshuangshoudejutong，laikuangdichaoruanqiqichongleguolai，tanachuledangnianzaicunliganzhangdeqishi，jintianbixuyaonongsizheixiao**！
【niaonimamabieshijumarendehua，tebiezang，zuozhehenwenming，zhishirenshexuyaocaizheimexie】
“niniaogepia，niyouniaodedongxibu？jidoumeiyou，niniaonidiehaishiniaonima？”
ruanqiqiyibianshanduo，yibianhuima。
takeshiwenwushuangquan，zhihuibibierenmadegengzang，jueduibudaishude！
ludeshengxinkouyici，chadiangengguoqu，taxiguanxingdishenxiangyaoce，danmolegekong，zheicaixiangqilai，zaijialitadoubaqiangfangzaichoutili。
tanainaide，ruoshizaiyiqian，tajueduiyaobenglezheimanzuihuyandesiyatou！
“nineilaigebaonver，zhangzhewaigongshisiling，qiyabaixing，yurouxiangmin，hejianjunqiangrengonglao，doushitachengdeyao，haiyounineitueryeerzi，xianzainengeshilebu？”
ruanqiqixiangmaoxilaoshuyiyang，douzheluchuncaozaiketingzhuanquanquan。
“ebule，youkailiele，fengleshijizhen！”
陆野幸灾乐祸道。
“nihaihaoyisishuo？yaobushinijihongboweineimeduoxiangjiao，tahuiladuziladaokailie？haiyounigexiao**，doushinihaidehongbo，woyaoshaleni！”
luchuncaowanquanshiqulizhile，tadelianggehaizi，douhuizaileruanqiqishoushang，tayidingyaonongsizhei**，tiernvbaochou！
“luyenirizibuguole？huaqianmaineimeguidexiangjiao，zhijiequyaodianpeidianbadoubujiuxingle，yihoukebunengzheimebaile！”
ruanqiqibuzantongdikanxiangta。
“zhidaole，jiehunhouniguanqian！”
luyeshangmennvxudeshenfenshiyinglianghao，tahaizhunbeixiageyuelinglegongzi，jiushangjiaojiruanqiqibaoguan。
ruanqiqizanxudikanletayiyan，yihoutazaihezheijiahuokepu《nanjie》。
luchuncaozhuidetaiji，youjiashangshoutaiteng，yigejulieshuaidaole，taxiayishidiyongyoushouquandimian，jieguoyoushoushizhishoudaozhongji。
“a……tengsiwole……”
luchuncaojiaodebishazhuhaican，wudingdoukuaixianfanle。
ludeshengtouyoutongle，tabuxiangzaiheruanqiqidazuizhang，heizhelianhedao：“wobutongyinimenchuduixiang，jiehunbaogaowoyebuhuiqianzi！”
“aiqianbuqian，worangwohoubaqian！”
luyechilesheng，moqiufengyeyouqianzidequanli，tayongbuzheqiulaotouzi。
ludeshengyanqianheilehei，shentihuanglexia。
linmanyunganjinfuzhuta，bumandao：“xiaoye，bieqinibale，tashentibuhao！”
“tashentibuhaonandaobushinihaide？laofushaoqi，yishulihuayahaitang，shentinenghaocaiguaini！”luyeyinyangguaiqidao。
“sishirulangsihu，zuodixitu，zhengshi**qidenianji，nidienengtingdaoxianzaiburongyia！”
ruanqiqizheihuimeiyinyangguaiqi，shizhenxinkuazanludesheng。
liushijisuile，shouzhexiaoershisuidexiaojiaoqi，riziguodeburongyia！
ludeshengcaigangyaxiaqudehuoqi，youjijiqilaile，tengtengtengdichongdaoletianlinggai，tadeqiangni？
“nawodeqianglai，qu！”
ludeshengpaoxiaozhe，ranglinmanyunqunaqiang。
tajintianyidingyaobilezheichouxiaozi！
“laolu，nixiaoxiaoqi！”
linmanyunxinlibabudeyiqiangdasiluyezheifenggou，ketazhidaozheiqiangjueduibukeyina，ludeshengxinliqishihaishizaiyierzide，xianzaizhishishuodeqihuabale。
“naqianglai，laoziyaobilezheichusheng！”
ludeshengyanjingdouqihongle，yibashuaikailinmanyun，rangtaganjinqunaqianglai。
linmanyunmeizhanwen，houtuilehaojibu，chadianshuaijiao。
“xiaoye，nifeiyaobajialinaochengzheiyang，nimanyile？”
linmanyunkuzhezhiwen，haibuwangchaoludeshengweiqudikanleyan，guoran，chenggongdijiangludeshengdenuhuojidexiongxiongranshaoqilai。
“biehezheichushengshuo，laozijintianyaoqinglimenhu！”
ludeshengzhunbeizijiqufangjiannaqiang，quetingdaoyishengkacasheng。
luyeyenachuleqiang，haidakailebaoxianshuan。
“jiuniyouqiang？laoziyeyou，laozideqiangfabinihao！”
luyezhangkuangdijuqileqiang，qiangkoumanmanyidong，duizhunlelinmanyundetou。
“chusheng，youbenshichonglaozilai，nikaiqianga！”
ludeshengdangzailinmanyunqianmian，fuziliangxiangchourenyiyang，yigekuangma，yigejuzheqiang。
luchuncaohedebuganchushengle，taqiaoqiaopaqilai，tuidaolemenkou，wanyizhendekaiqiangfangbiantao。
“niyiweilaozibugankai？laozijintiankaijinikan！”
luyedeyanjingyehongle，qishizheiyiqiangtahenzaojiuxiangkaile。
zailinmanyuneletasantian，haizaidongtianbataguanzaiwaimianyiwanshang。
zaizuikunnandeneisannian，linmanyunjingchangbujitafanchi，zhiyouludeshengzaijiashi，tacainengchishangfan，zuihou，jiulianzheidiankouliangtadoushebude，jiajieshentibuhao，batasongquleluchuncaojia。
luchuncaonalelaotouzijideliangpiaoheqian，quebujitachifan，shenzhihaiguyizaidanchaofanlijiahaoziyao，baizaizhuoshangchanta，ruguotabushiyouteshubenshi，tiqianzhidaolezheinvrendeduji，tazaosile。
suoyi，tazaodouxiangnongsizheixierenle！
zhishizheiyiqiang，takezhilexujiu，yizhimeikaichuqu！
bushitaxinruanle，ershitajuedebuhuasuan。
tademingbizheixierenzhiqianduole，yimingdiyimingtaikui！
kexianzai，tazhendebuxiangrenle。
linmanyunyouweixianshi，laotouzihaobuyouyudangzaiqianmian。
luchuncaoyijiabeirenqifu，laotouzititamenchutou。
ketajinglileneimeduoweixian，beirenqifuleneimeduohui，laotouziyicidoumeihuguota，yicidoumeititachuguotou，shenzhihaidayata，meiqimingyueshitaludeshengdeerzi，yaogaobiaozhungaoyaoqiu！
狗屁！
luyezuijiaogouqicanrendelengxiao，manmankouxiabanji。
“buyao，xiaoye，nibieganshashi！”
linmanyunhehuaile，taweiyidekaoshanjiushizhangfu，lianggeerzizaibuduihaimeihunchutou，ludeshengjueduibunengsi！
ludeshengbiaoqinghenpingjing，kezhandoudeshenti，shuomingletadeneixinbingbupingjing。
taxinlihenbeiliang，zenmejiuhuiheerzizoudaojintianzheiyibude？
chuleshisuiqianmeijindaozerenwai，jiehuijiahou，taziwenmeiduibuqizheihaiziguo，kezheihaiziweishenmezongshiyaowunibuxiao，weishenmejiubuzhidaoganenni？
luyeshoumanmankouxia，yankanzidanjiuyaoshechuqule。
luchuncaojiaoyijingkuadaolemenwai，suishizhunbeipaolu。
“nishaa，nidemingbitamenzhiqianduole！”
ruanqiqichushengle，shenchuxibaideshouzhi，duzhuleqiangkou。
“woyimingdiliangming，zhile！”luyehaibukenfangqi，tazhendeqileshaxin。
“zhigepi，jiusuantamenshitiaoming，doumeinizhiqian，xianzainishiworuanqiqideren，bixutinghua，fangxia！”
ruanqiqibiaohandidengleyan，luyeliezuixiaole，guaiguaidisongleshou。
“shouqilai，biezouhuole！”
ruanqiqijieletadeqiang，shuliandilashangbaoxianshuan，**luyeyaocedeqiangtaoli。
kandaotawanqiangshuliandejiashi，ludeshengmileyan，luyequehenpingjing，tazaokanchuzheiguniangbushiputongren，yinggaihetayiyangyouqiyu。
ruanqiqiqueshihenhuiwanqiang，yinweijingshenbingyuanyougejunhuotiancai，taichenmiyuwanwuqicaihuizhuyuande，tacongwangshanggoumaicailiao，**jizheitiancaizaowuqi。
yejiushiwangshangdecailiaotaibuqiquan，fouzezheitiancailian**dounenggaochulai。
ranhoutayouyongledianchaonengli，zaijingshenbingyuangaolegeshejishi，wuliaoshijiuquwanqiang，suiranmeidadaobaibuchuanyang，danjueduibucha。
“zouba，nijiameishayisi，yidianrenqingweidoumeiyou，yihouquwojia！”
ruanqiqijianhaojiushou，zainaoxiaqu，ludeshengkongpazhenyaonaochuxuele。
tazhuaizheluyewangwaizou，zoudaomenkoushi，yongliyizhuang，jiangluchuncaojizhuangdaoleyibian。
“lusiling，xiwangninengbuwangchuxin，binggongchuli，biehanlerenmindexin！”
ruanqiqiniutoushuoleju，yaoshiludeshenghaiyaobaobihejianjunheliuhongling，tajiuxiexinjizongjunqugaozhuang！
ludeshengbiaoqinghenyansu，taxinliqishibingbuhaoshou，gemingledabanbeizi，rujinquebeigehuangmaoyatouzhize，nandaotazhendecuolema？
“zheimehaodedibuzhongliangshi，juranzhongbuzhongyongdehuahuacaocao，zhenshixiaobuerqiaoyazuofeng！”
ruanqiqideshengyincongyuanzilichuanlejinlai，ludeshengcaigangyoudianfansi，youjiqihuaile。
tacuole，jiubugaiduizheisiyatouyourenhehuanxiang，zheisiyatouheluyeyiyang，jiushishufenggoude！
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