“yizhiyuexiyin”dadadujiachuangzuofaxingdexiaoshuo《qiulongmeigui：fengpidalaozhuiqilumanman》shihenduowangyoudexintouhao，shenluoxilushiyuliangweizhujiaozhijiandehudongfeichangyouai，xihuanzheizhongleixingdeshuyoukanguolai：“nvmishu？bushiyaozuolaobanniang？”dichenanyadeshengyinyadeshenluoxixinjianfazhan。haohaokanxideqiyanyoubeichashuiqiangleyi……
“zheimexihuantouhuaisongbao？”
cixingdesangyinjiazheyigunuanliuzaishenluoxierpanzhakai，shiyunanrenlenglieqizhibuxiangfudezhuore。
tazheicaiyishidaozijishenshangzhiyouyitiaoyujin，renzhengruanmianmianpazaitashenshang，xiaolianbaohong。
“gege，yushiyoushe”，shengxiruwensizaimohuaizhouxinjianzhuayang，bugantaitouyebugancongtashenshangxialai。
“she？”yishengyiwenhaoxiangzhendebuzhidaoyiban。
mohuaizhoubaozhetalaidaoyushi，wutiaoshehaizaidishangniudong，tengchuyizhishousuibianzhuozhuleyitiaoshedeqicun，nieqilaijuzaishoubian。
“zheilikaoshan，yinggaishiyongrenzuowanmeiguanchuangcongchuangkoupajinlaide，zheigepinzhongmeidu，kankan？”
shenluoxicongtahuailixiaoxinyiyiluchubangexiaonaodai，xiankaiyanpi……ganghaoheshelailegedayandengxiaoyanjinjuliduishi……shehaiduitayouhaodetulexiaxinzi
“aaaaaaaa！！！haoexinkuairengdiao！rengdiao！！！”shenluoxijipigedayicengyicengdediao，youwangtashenshangcuanlecuan。
mohuaizhouqinzhehuaixiao，dakaichuanghujiangsheyitiaoyitiaorenglechuqu……
下次再换点新品种。
“shemeile，haibuxialai？”
tahaiguazaitashenshang，shenluoxigangadezhenglixiayujincongtashenshangpaxialai。
“xiexiemogege，niyoujiulewoyici……”qiaolianyizhenhongyizhenbaiyoujingyouxiu。
“yifuchuanhaochulai”，mohuaizhoumeizaikantayiyan，yanshenjiandinghaoxiangduitayidianxingqudoumeiyou，zhuanshenzouchuyushi。
“hu～～～ganggangtaikepale”
xiangqiheneitiaoshededuishi，shenluoxirengshixinyouyuji。
buguomogegehaizhenshizhengrenjunzi，zijiyishanbuzhengdetiaodaotashenshang，tayanjingdoumeiyouluankan。
shenluoxixiangdaozheilihebulongtuidexiao，xiaoliwoguazailianshangyaoduotianyouduotian。
buduoshi，haishiguozhemohuaizhoukuandadeyupaozoulechulai，yifuhaimeigan，tameiyouqitaxuanze。
tadeyupaotaizhangle，zhiluchubanjiejiaohuai，shangmianhailiuxialebeisheyaodelianggexiaokong。
“过来”
mohuaizhouzuozaishafashang，yiyaoxiangfangzaichajishang，yanshenqingsaoguotashenshangtadeyupao。
ganggangmeikancuodehua，talimianyinggaimeizaichuanqitade。
tadaodidongbudongzheiduinanrenyiweizheshenme？
“坐下”
tafahaoshilingguanle，meiyijudoushiburongjujuedeqiangshi。
shenluoxiguaiqiaodezuozaitapangbian，mohuaizhoumeiyouyouyuxiankaiyupao，niezhuta**dexiaojiao。
“mogege……”yishengjiaodididehuhan，qingchejiandideshuangmouyoufanqileshuiwu。
mohuaizhoudichuizhejiemao，nachudianfuweitaqinglishangkou，zhidaozheixiaojiahuoyouxiangwaile，zijihaimeixiangzheimekuaichidiaota。
tazuixiangshoudounongliewude**le。
shenluoxicongweihenanrenyouguoruciqinmidejifujiechu，cikecibaidepifudushangyicengfenhongse。
tushangyaogaoshouqiyiyaoxiang，mohuaizhouzhilezhilouti：“erloudiyijiankefang，shangqushui”
shenluoxishuimouzhaleyouzha，jinwanzheijiu……jieshula？
haoxiangshenmedoufashengleyoushenmedoumeifashengni。
mohuaizhoujiantajiangzaishafashangbuqishen，yingmouweimisiyouxiebuman，youbuguaile。
“zenme？xianghewoyiqishui？”
shenluoxitunletunkoushui：“ke…yima？”
“不可以”
“哦……”
shenluoxizhendeyaohuaiyitashibushixihuannanrenle，zijizheimegejiaodididedameirenzhudongsongshangmen，tajiushibuyao！
bieshumeiyounvshituoxie，mohuaizhoudetuoxietaida，tagancuiguangzhejiaoqigugudezoushanglouti。
mohuaizhouwanweidekanzhetadebeiying。
budongtatadaohaiqishangle，xiaojiaoqibao，yihouyoudenikudeshihou。
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shenluoxiguozheyupaotangzaikefangchuangshang，wenzhidexiaoxiyijinggandaole99+，zhijiejitadaleshipinguoqu。
“nimenzheijiujieshula？zheicai10dian，moyeyoudiankuaiya？”
“kuaibukuaiwozhenbuzhidao，woxianzaizaihuaiyitabuxihuannvren！”
“bushiba？nishibushiwanshenmeyuqinguzongle？meibiyao，zhijieshengpu！”
“wopulewopule！wojihushenmedoumeichuanhetabaozaiyiqitadoumeifanying，ranhoujiubeidafadaokefanglaile！wu……kankanma”
shenluoxinazheshoujijiwenzhisaoshileyixiakefanghuanjing，youdayoukong，chuanghechuangdanjiuzhiyouheibaihuisanzhongyanse，hetarenyiyanglengdeyaoming。
“dengdeng，nishenshangzheijianyupaozheimeda？shitade？”
“shia，womeiyifuhuan……aiyazheijianshiyaocongheluxuezhangchifandeneijiacantingchufangzhaleshuoqi……”
shenluoxijiwenzhixiangxidejiangleyibianshiqingdejingguo。
“zezeze，baobeier，wojuedemoyeshiguyizhuangshangdeluxuezhangdeche”
“buhuiba……maibahezhuangbujiadiweilong，youqianyemeizheimewandea？”
“neizhuangchejiuzhuangche，moyeweishenmebanidaizoule，tajueduiduiniyoudianyisi！qimanizhiqiandeneixiezhuitadehua，tadouyoutingjinqu”
shie，mohuaizhoushuohuazongdaizheguhuozhiyi，rangtaguoqutajiuguaiguaideguoqule，genbenmeikongmeixixiangqitade。
“tingwode，jinwanzhijiequtafangjian，mengmengchileta！”
guaduanshipin，shenluoxicongchuangshangzuoqilai，dui！zheimehaodejihuijinwanyidingyaonaxiata！
guangzhejiaoqiao**dezouxialouti，mohuaizhouyijingbuzaiketingle，bieshutaida，tayishibuzhidaogaiwangnaliquzhaoren……
zuoguangguangyouhuanghuang，laidaoyijiankansishizhuwodemenqian，qingqingbaidongmenbashou“ka”，menshanglesuo。
“……”mogegeshibushibazijidangchengnvselangle？
mohuaizhouzaijiankonglimomokanzhezheiyiqie，xiao**，lileshedanziyoudaleqilai，neipabupaguini？
shenluoxixiangzaizhuanzhuanyilouqitafangjian，qiangshangdebidengturanhuminghuandeshanshuoqilai，haibansuilezilasheng……
shenmeqingkuanga？youshendezoulangfanqilelvguang，zheizhaizibuhuishibeizuzhouguoba？neijiuduile，guaibudezhaosheni！
dixiashiyinyinyueyuechuanchudihousheng……
“啊啊啊啊！！！”
shenluoxizhijiehedaotuiruan，mianduiwugedahandoumianbugaisedeta，jinwanzaibieshukezhendapozijiyoushengzhinianxiliele。
mohuaizhoudakailemen，yiqiedoubiandezhengchangqilai，bidengzhengchangliang，zoulangmeiyoulvguang，dixiashiyeananjingjing。
“buhaohaoshuijuezaizheililiansangzi？”jugaolinxiadekanzhetayanzhongsihuchongmanlexianqi。
“mogege，zheibieshunaogui、naogui！zhende！”
“wotiantianzhuzheili？nishuonaogui？”
mohuaizhoumuguangsenleng，shenluoxituranjuedetagengxiangneigeyinjiandesuominggui。
“还是说”
mohuaizhouzuijiaohurandaizheyisixixuedexiaorong，guyituozhangleyindiao
“nicaishineigediaopidaodandexiaogui？banyepaowofangjianmenkouxiangganma？ng？”
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