jiangxixijiangyuroushixiaoshuo《qilingniandaihuanqin，duizhaozunvpeimeiyousa》zhongshejidaodelinghunrenwu，jinqizaiwangluoshangfeichanghuobao，zuozhe“yufengzhiyi”zhengzaijinluomigugengxinhouxuzhong，gaishuwei：minzhengjuzheibianhaizhuanmenpaichuleyiweigongzuorenyuan，yinggaishizhuanmenjianshifuqiliangde。……songjinyiyuanhou，jiangxi……
“yisheng，nishuoshenme？nizaishuoyibian？”
dengyishengzhongfuwanzhihou，fuqiliangmianmianxiangqu。
“我成了背锅侠？”
“nijingranbeidangzuolejiepanxia？”
liangrenshengyintongshixiangqi，shengyinzhongdoushibuganzhixin。
“weilaicheng，nigennineishifuduodachou，duodayuana？zheishibushixiangrangnizhijiexidangba？”
“应该不至于吧！”
bujiushuotaweilaobuzun，batazhenzangdechayequanbujidaodiao，haijingchangjishinianggaozhuang……
jiuzheidianxiaobaxi，buzhiyuneimexiaoxinyanjitadaiyidingrucilvdemaoziba！
“xifu，buxing，wodequwenwenneigelaotouzi，wentashishayisi？zheimehaiwo！”
haimeidengjiangxixihuiying，pangbiandeweilaichengjiuyijingpaodejianbudaorenying。
……
“shifu，nirenni？kuaidianchulai，nikuaibanitudiwohaisile。”
jiangshifugangtoutoumojinchufang，zhunbeichidianhaochide，beinietudezheiyishenghoujihelegebansi。
congchufangcongmangpaochu，zhanzaimenkoumeihaoqidedengshizhetadehaotudi。
haoburongyixifubuzai，zijixiangchidiantianweidongxi，zheixiadoubeizheichouxiaozijipohuaile。
“wozahainile，nijilaotouziwoshuoshuoqingchu，kebiewumienishifuwo。”
“haizahaiwole，jianglaotou，nishangcijiwoshuoyaojiwojieshaoduixiangshiba。”
“shia，nidoulaodabuxiaole，zuoweinishifu，woshibushideguanzhaoyixianiderenshengdashi？
zenme？pobujidaile？zaidengyiduanshijianba，daoshihouwojirenjiaguniangjiazhangshuo。”jiangshifushuozhehailuchuleyimoguaixiao，kandeweilaichengshendehuang。
“shaya，wodangshibujiujinishuo，woyijingyouduixiangle，rangnibuyaoluandianyuanyangpunijiushibuting，gengbieshuonijieshaodezheiren，renjiaduzilihaihuaizheqitarendezaizi，nidaodigennitudiwoyoushashenchoudahen，guaibudewoshiniangshuonibukaopu。”
“weilaicheng，nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema？meizhengjudeshiqingbieluanshuo，zheishiqingkeshiyaorenmingde。”buyuanyijiubuyuanyi，guniangjiademingyukebuganluanshuo，zheichouxiaozi，zhenshiqianjiaoxunle。
“zhidaoa！haizhengju，zounixianzaigenwoquyiyuan，suibianwenyigerendoushirenzheng。”
zheishijiangshifuxinlitouqishiyijingxiangxinle，tazheitudipingshikanzhediaoerlangdang，danshibuhuinayigeguniangdemingyulaikaiwanxiao。
qijiaguniang，dangshishisheizaizijierbianbutingshuozheiguniangdehaohualaizhe。
kenengshixiangdaoleshenme，jiangshifudezuijiaofanqilelengxiao。
王家？
真是好样的！
……
jiangxixifuzheduzizoudaobingfangmenkou，zhenbieshuo，shitangdachudechuyishizhenhao。
tamaileliangfenhefan，yifenhongshaorou，yifenxihongshichaodande，benlaidasuantazijichiyifen，jiweilaichengliuyifen。
sheinengxiangdaoneidachudechuyineimehao，jiangxixiyishimeirenzhu，zhijieliangfenquanbuganwanle。
nibieshuo，chuleduziyoudiancheng，zuilihaishiyouxieyiyouweijin。
zoudaobingfangmenkou，bendasuanzhijiejinqu，wuneichuanlaideshengyinrangtadunshifangxialemenbashou。
“jiaojiao，bushishuoniyijingjihuahaolema？
nizhibuzhidao，yaoshibeiwoqizineibianzhidaolezanmendeguanxi，buzhiwomenliangdewan，nimenqijia，womenwangjiadoudebeitamenyiguoduan。
nibushigexiaohaile，nizuoshinengbunengbanzhouquandian？”
“awei，keshiwoshizhendemeibanfale，benlaiwoxiangzheweilaichengyigenongcunxiaozi，meishabeijing，kendingbichenglirenhaohunong，womeixiangdao……”
“nimeixiangdao？nijingchangjiushizheijuhua，neinigaosuwoxianzaiyinggaizenmeban？”
menwaidejiangxixiyilianhaoqi，zheiwanyishiqijiaojiaodejianfu？
ehuo，zheijianfumaosihaiyoujiashi，zheiqijiaojiaohaishizhisandangsan。
kanlaizheishouhaizhe，buzhiwojiaweilaichengyigerena！
“nixianzaixianbazheirenhunongzhu，zuiqimarangtabiehushuo，buranyouwomenlianghaoshoude。qitade，wozaixiangbanfa，duzilidehaizibunengliule，zhaogexiaozhensuoqupeifuyaoba！”
“awei，wobushede。”
“nibushedegepi，wobuxiangzhongfudierbian，haiziganjinnadiao。”
jiangxixitingzhelimiandedongjing，biaoqingyeshibuduanbianhua。
suhuashuodehao，kelianzhirenbiyoukehenzhichu。
zheiqijiaojiaoyeshigechunhuo，kanshangzheimegeyouduyoumeipindenanren。
tayibianting，yibiantucao，turanganjue，erbianchuanlaileyiguzirefeng。
taiyanwangqu，bushiweilaichengyoushishei。
zaitadepangbian，haijinaizheyiweibaifacangcangdanjingshenwubidelaonianren。
yinggaijiushitasuoshuodeshifule。
liangrendebiaoqingdoubuhaokan，weilaichengshiwuyu，juedezijishizaidaomei。
erjiangshifuzeshikuijiu，xingkuizijiatudiyunqihao，buranfeidebeizijizheigebuzhediaodeshifujikengsi。
buxing，dejianggongbuguo，buranchouxiaozizhidinghuiqudegenxifugaozhuang。
xiangdaoyaoshibeixifuzhidaohou，zijijijiangdaolaideguzhennanmiandeyewan，jiangshifudunshidaleyigelengzhan。
zijideyouxianxiaorizibeirenjidapole，tamenhaixiangguorizi，xiangpichini，jintianburangneixierentuncengpi，tamenhaizhenyiweitajiangzhengshigeruanshizi。
“laicheng，quzhengfudayuan，qujiaoqijia，wangjia，yijijiangjiadedangjiaren，tamenwenqilainijiushuoyunshuduijiangzhengzhaota。”
“shifu，tamenbulaizenmeban？”
“tamenkendinghuilai。”jiangshifudelianshangmanshiduding。
tamenbulai，kejiubuyaoguaizijizheigelaotouzibukeqi，bijingsheibuzhidao，tajiangzhengzuishihuduanbuguo。
weilaichengdianlediantou，linzoudeshihou，haishiyouxiebufangxin。
dingzhudao“xifu，niheshifukebiezijichongjinqule，neiliangrenyaoshigoujitiaoqiangshangdaonimenjiubuhaole。”
dengdaoliangrendiantoudayinghou，weilaichengcaifangxinzhuanshenwangwaizou。
“nijiushineixiaozidexifu？”jiangshifudalianglehaoyihui，jiangxixihaiyiweizheirenbumanyizijixiangzhaoshi，quemeixiangdaotajiexialaideyijuhualingtakuxiaobude。
“nidaodishizakanshangneixiaotuzaizide，choupihaiaigaozhuang，yatou，nideyanguangbutaihaoa。”
jiangshifushuozhehairuoyouqishidedianzhetou。
“taqitadewobuzhidao，neizhanglianhaokandejin，woyiyanjiuqiaoshangle。”jiangxixihuidadeyibenzhengjing，yanzhongmanshizhencheng。
zhenshishihua，neiyizhangjunlian，zaixiahuochediyiyankandaodeshihou，jiuyijingshuamanletasanfenzhiyidehaogandu。
kenengshiwuyu，haobanhuijiangshifucaicongzuilibiechuleyijuhua“fuqian，qishineixiaozihaishiyoubushaoyoudiande，nizixixunzhao，haishiyouyixiekequzhichu。”
jiangxixikanzhezheiweishifulianshangneijiaojidexiaobiaoqing，chadianmeibiezhuxiaoyi。
weilaichengdezheishifu，haizhenyouyisi。
shishizhengming，weilaichengdezheishifu，kebujinyouyisi，shilineiyeshiganggangde。
yigenguaizhang，yizhangzui，jiuzuozaibingfangzhongyang，jiangjiweidangshirenmadegouxuelintou。
jiuzheiyang，neijiweihaibuganchukoufanbo。
fanerxiaodeyilianchanmei，shenzhineiwangjiadangjiaren，haipaoleyihurecha，shuoshihaipalaoyezikouke。
jiangxixikanzheyanqiandezheiyimuruoyousuosi，kanlaiweilaichengzheiweishifudelailibuyibanna！
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