kanguochutianyuzai《qiangleyinghuaguo，lvshibangwopanwuzui》huirangnizhongxinrenshidoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo，zhujiaoweizhangchenouyangxuexiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:ouyangxuezuichongbaiderenzhizhong，jiubaokuozhangdada。kandaozhangdadayichuxian，jiushizhanzaimayi**deshenbian。yuanbenneixinhaijuede，zijilaodalaochenzaibencianjianzhizhong……
“这……”
“好像是构成吧。”
“yinweisuoweidechuanboyinhuiwupinzui，zhideshibuyimouliweimude，zaishehuishang，huozheshejiaoruanjianshangdaiyanseshuji，yingpian、luxiangdeng。”
“ertazaiwangluoruanjianqunlimian，baneishipinjinxingchuanbole。”
“erqiechuanbodequnrenshu，yehenduo。”
ouyangxuetingdaozhangchendehua。
sikaolexujiu，caishuochuzijidedaan。
yinweizijiyiqian，haizhendemeiyouyanjiuguozheiyangdeqingkuang。
“错，不构成。”
“yinweijianhuangshi，yibandoushisifajiandingjigoulimianderen。”
“ersifajiandingjigouderen，xiangdangyuchizhengshanggang，duifangjiandingdemude，shiweilequedingbierengoubugouchengchuanboyinhuiwupin。”
“dengtongyufaguancunzaidemubiao，shijiandingcirenshifoufanfa。ruruofanfale，neiduifangyinggaizenmechufacaihao。”
duiyuzheiyigefalv，henduoshixilvshi，douhuigaobuming。
zhangchenyeshichuyuzheiyigeyuanyin，dasuankaokaoouyangxue。
“啊……”
“还能这样啊？”
ouyangxuetingdao，shizhendebeizhenjingdao。
“当然。”
“fouzedehua，sheilaijiandingzheiyigeshibushiyinhuiwupin？”
zhangchentingdao，fanwenouyangxue。
“也是哦。”
“wochadianbazheiyigejiwangle。”
“buguoshuodaozheiyige，woxiangqizhiqianzaiwangluoshangkandaodeyigeanli，neijiushijingchadexifu，zaixiabanqijiandazijidelaogong，goubugouchengxijing。”
“wodekanfashibugoucheng。”
“yinweixiabanzhihou，yijingshuyubuzaizhixinggongwushijian。”
“yinci，cikedeshenfen，shuyuputongrenshenfen。”
ouyangxuedexiangfa，jiushizheiyige。
danbuganqueding，zheiyigexiangfashifouzhengque。
jirandouhelaodaliaodaofalv，zhenghaowenyixialaodazheiyigewenti。
“nideshuofashiduide。”
“xiabanqijian，shibugouchengxijing，danyaoshidadaochuxue，jiugouchengjiabao，shuyuxingshianlile。”
“haiyouyigejiushi，zenmequbieshifouyijingxiabanle。”
“yinweiyouyixieren，daolexiabandeshijian，yinweigongwudeyuanyin，yanzhangleshangbandeshijian，yejiushisuoweidejiaban。”
“erduifangjiabandeshijian，shilianggexiaoshi。”
“yaoshiduifangyigebanxiaoshimangwanle，jianshijianbuzaole，gancuizhijiehuijia。”
“erzaiduifanghuidaojia，haimeiyoulaidejixiangshangjibaozijipingandaojia，jiubeixifubaoda，neijiugouchenglexijing。”
“suoyibingbushisanyanliangju，jiukeyipanjueshifougoucheng。”
“haiyaowenqingchujutideguocheng。”
zhangchentingdaoouyangxuedehua，tongyileduifangdeguandian。
tongshiyebuchongleyixia，zijidegerenguandian。
“明白了老大。”
“buguozheiyicizhaonidaguansideren，shizhendecan。”
“jiehunleneimeduonian，sangeerzidoubushiqinshengde。”
kandaochezihuidaolvshisuo，yigebailetoudezhongniannanzizhanzaizijilvshisuomenkouzuozhechouyan，ouyangxuerenbuzhuzhangtanyikouqi。
“chezigeyinbuhao，bieluanshuohua。”
“yaoshuo，yeyaodengduifangbuzaideshihou。”
“fouzeyaoshirangduifangtingdao，ganjuedaowomenzaiwuruta，neizhushudeyazi，jiuyaofeile。”
tingdaoouyangxuedehua，zhangchenmashangjinggao。
bijingduifangkeshizijidecaishenye。
bacaishenyejiqizoule，neibushi**ma？
“知道了。”
ouyangxuetingdaozhangchendehua，mashangbizuibushuohua，congchezizouxialai。
zhangchentinghaochezihou，nashangzijideyan，congchezizouxiahou，jiuchaozuozhezaizijimenkoudelidaniuzouguoqu。
“shilidaniulixianshengshiba？”
zhangchenshuozheihuadeshihou，nachuyigenxiangyandijiduifang。
pingrili，shenmeyangderendouyaojiechu。
suoyizhangchendeshenshang，suishidoudaiyouyan。
yinweibuguanzaishenmedifang，heyigerendajiaodao，yandoushizuihaodedongxi。
birushuo，nidiyiciqudaoqinqijia，heqinqiburenshi，heqinqilinjuyeburenshi，erzheiyigeshihou，ninachuyibaoxiangyan，kandaonanrendoudiyigenguoqu。
buguanduifangchoubuchou，nidouyouleliaotiandehuati。
“嗯，是我。”
“buguowoshoulihaiyouyan，buyongle。”
lidaniukandaozhangchendijizijiyan，huanglehuangshouzhongdeyan。
“neijinlvshisuolimianliaoba。”
jianlidaniubuchou，zhangchenfangjinzijidezuili，dianranleshouzhongdexiangyan，chouleqilai。
dangran，zhangchenshizainvyoupaolezhihoukaishixuechouyande。
houlaichuleshehui，faxianyanbujinkeyihuanjiezijideyali，hainengrangzijihebierendashanghua，yejiumeiyoujie。
“ouyangxue，jilixianshengdaoyibeiwenshui。”
“ranhouniyezaipangbiantingting，xuexiyixia。”
jinrudaolvshisuohou，zhangchenzuodaoshafashang，chouleyikouyan。
ranhoukanxiangzijipangbiandeouyangxue，shiyiduifangqudaoshui。
“不用喝水了。”
“wobahaidengzhewohuiquzhaogu，suoyihaishixianliaozhengshi。”
“jutideshiqing，shizheiyangde，wojiazailiunianqianchaiqianle，dedaoleliutaofangzi，meitaodouyouyibaiduofang，zonggongjiazhiyiqianduowan。”
“eryejiushizaineiyigeshihou，renshilewolaopo。”
“dangshitashifuzejiwofenpeifangzidegongzuorenyuan，duifangkandaowo，jiufengkuangzhuiqiuwo，budaoyigeyue，jiushanhunle。”
“jiehunhou，tajiuzaidangyigejiatingfunv，meiyouqugongzuo。”
“pingriliyoukong，jiuhuiqudamajiang。”
“youshihouyida，jiushiyiwanshang。”
“danyinweitadangshihuaiyunle，wojiumeiyouzenmeshuota。”
“ranhoudagaishibageduoyue，xiaohaichushengle，bajinduodedapangzi，dangshiwosuiranyoudianyihuo，weiheneimezaochusheng，douneimepang。”
“danduifangyizhijieshi，shiyinweiwoduitahao，chidehao，suoyicaihuibageyuejiubajinduo，yemeiyouduoxiang。”
“ranhoujiushidaoxiaohaimanyue，tatichuyaowobachaiqiandedaodeliutaofang，yizengsongdemingyizhuanjierzi，dangshijitadediyifenliwu。”
“dangshiwoshijujuede，yinweineiyangdehua，yaogaohenduoshouxu。”
“fanzhengdoushiwodeerzi，chiyidianji，yeshizhengchang。”
“danduifangtingdao，mashangbuman，mashanghuiniangjia，ranhouzainiangjianeibianjiwofaduanxin，shuoyaomeyizengsongdemingyizhuanjixiaohai，yaomejiulihun。”
“weileweichihunyue，wojiuyizengsongdemingyi，bafangzizhuanjidaerzi，dangran，xianzaiwocaizhidao，neiyagenjiubushiwodeerzi。”
“zhuanlezhihou，meiyouduojiu，tayouhuaiyunle。”
“ranhoushengxialeyiduishuangbaotaierzi。”
“danzheiyiduishuangbaotai，shiyiluandeshuangbaotai，suoyiliangrendouzhangdebuyiyang。”
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