reduyizhibujiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《quanmin：jiaoyishiruo？kaijujiaoyidingdangmao》，shuzhongdaibiaorenwuyouchuminglinyoumeng，jiangshuyiduanchanmianfeicedeaiqinggushi。shizhimingdada“xiaoxiaoxiaoluoye”derexiaozuopinzhiyi，chunjingwuguanggaobanyuedutiyanjijia，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：beishanleshijigeerguanghou，jiusuanchumingxianqilemaozi，tanzhuyenubuqilaile，muguangzhongdoudaishanglejifenjingkong。……
“dage，nidaodiyaoganshenmea？”
tanzhubengkuile，tabujiushixiangmaidianjiahuozhuandianwaikuaima？zenmehuiyushangzheimeguiyideshiqinga？
zheizhongshentiwanquanbushouzijikongzhi，beirenwannongzaiguzhangzhizhongdeganjue，jianzhirangtadinghan！
taxianzaiyanzhonghuaiyi，yanqiankansizhiyouheitiejideruoji，qishishiyigejuexingleyinianxitianfu、zhuxiujingshenlideshenxiuzhe！
jingshenlikendingbizijiqiangdahenduo！
fouzezenmejieshitanengkongzhizijidejingshenhexingweia？
chumingduitaluchuyigeheshandeweixiao：
“xiongdi，nigongranshoumaijiahuo，shenweixiaofeizhedewobeiniqipianle，nibujiwodianpeichang，nijuedehelima？”
“啊？”
摊主傻了。
bushi，woxunsiniyemeixiaofeia？
我赔偿个集贸啊！
nizheibuchunchunqiaozhalesuoma？
danjingguogangcaideyifannaobuhou，tanzhucishimanxindoushikongju，genbenbuganjujue。
tadejingshenlidengjihendi，zhiyouqingtongyiduan，ruguochumingzhenshigeqiangdadeshenxiuzhe，neiqingeryijujiunengniansuitadejingshen，rangtadangchangbaobi。
tanzhuzhinengluchuyigekusangbandexiaorong：“nin……ninxiangyaoshenmepeichang？”
chumingyanjingyiliang：“niyouduoshaocunkuan？”
“？”
tanzhudengdaleyanjing，nitamagezheierjiezeeryuni？！
chumingyelandehetafeihuale，zhijiedongshouzaitashenshangfanzhaoqilai。
henkuaijiufanchuleliangzhangyinxingkaheyizhanglingzhuka。
luchumanyidexiaorong，wendao：“xiongdi，qingwenmimaduoshao？”
nihaizhenjibayoulimaoa？
tanzhuxiangsidexinqingdouyoule，zhengzhalehaoyihuier，zuizhonghaishiyaoyashuochulemima：“114514……”
meibanfa，taganjuezijijintianyaoshibuchudianxue，gujishizoubulele。
kanzhetanzhuneiwubiroutongdebiaoqing，chuminggujitaduobanmeishuojiahua，diantoudao：“hao，neiwojiumianweiqinandejieshounidepeichangba！”
你勉为其难尼玛！
tanzhukuaibeiqidetuxuele。
lianshangquejichuxiaorongdao：“dage，nei……neiwonengzoulema？”
“走吧。”
mudedadao，chumingyebuxianghetaduoshuole，bailebaishou。
“谢谢大哥！”
tanzhurumengdashe，likequanlicuidonglingli，niutoujiupao，zhayanjianshenyingjiuxiaoshile。
sudubishangyicizhishaokuailewubei，kanyangzishizhenbeichumingzhengpale。
gujizheijiahuoyihoudoubuganzaichulaimaijiahuopianrenle。
“收获颇丰啊。”
chumingmanlianxiaoyidejiangyinxingkahelingzhukashouhao，zhunbeidenghuijiuquyinxingkankanlimianyouduoshaoqian。
这波算是赚麻了。
benlaizhishixiangshiyixiayuanliangmaodexiaoguo，shunbianchengeyangshanyixia。
meixiangdao，budanceshichuleyuanliangmaoyinzangdeyingkongxiaoguo，haicongtanzhushenshanghaodaoleyibopeichang。
jianzhijiushiqinshihuangmodianmen——yingmale！
tiqidongxi，chumingwushidiaolurenmengezhongzhenjingmihuodemuguang，hengzhexiaoquyangzhangerqu。
zaojiukanshadelurenmenzheicaihuiguoshenlai，dunshixianqiyipianhuaran。
“wacao，zheixiaozijuranhaifanguolaiqiaozhaletayibo？”
“xiaoheitieqiaozhabaiyinji……zheinima，xiaoshuodoubuganzheimexiea！”
“heitiegepiaheitie！zheigerenjueduibushiheitiejineimejiandan！”
renqunzhong，gangcaineigehuangmaodengzheyanjingshuodao：“tagangcaimawo，haishuoshuilewolaopo，jieguowojuranyidianqidoushengbuqilai！nishuozheilibulipu？”
pangbianderenchenyinliangmiao，chiyidao：“xiongdi……nishidoumjialvmaopi？”
“……”
huangmaolianyihei，madao：“wogunnimade！wodeyisishi，kendingshigangcaineigerenkongzhilewodejingshen，dongma？”
“neijiahuoduobanshijuexingleyinianxitianfu！shigeshenxiuzhe！jingshenlidengjijueduizaiqingtongwuduanyishang！”
cihuayichu，zhongrendoushiyileng，xuanjifenfenluchuhuangrandebiaoqing。
juexingleyinianxitianfudeshenxiuzhe？
nei……neijiubuqiguailea！
guaibudegangcaineigetanzhudebiaoxianneimeguguai，yuanlaishibeikongzhilejingshen？
“zhiyoujuexingleyinianxitianfuderencainengkongzhitarendejingshena，danshiyinianxitianfu，quanguoyinianyejiuyiliangge……”
“bushi，yemeitingshuozanmenyuzhoushizheijinianyourenjuexingleyinianxitianfua？”
“duia，erqietakanqilaiyejiushiqibasuiba？jiusuanzhuxiujingshenli，dengjiyinggaiyebugaoa！zenmekenengkongzhideleyigebaiyinjilingxiuzhedejingshen？”
“buhuiba……mofeitashidachengshilaidetiancai？”
“si，buduijing，zenmeganjuegangcaineixiaoziyoudianyanshuni？”
zhongrenyilunfenfen，shushishibeigangcaifashengdeshiqingzhenjingdebuqing。
guyuexizairenqunzhongliumeijincu，yaowangzhechumingliqudefangxiang，xinzhongyeyouzhewushuyihuo。
tanzhuyigebaiyinjilingxiuzhe，napabuzhuzhongjingshenlidexiulian，jingshenlidengjiyehuiziranzengzhangdaoqingtongyiduanyishang。
ergangcaineirenquenengqingsongkongzhitanzhudejingshen，haobuchili。
zheijiushuoming……tadejingshenlizhishaozaiqingtongwuduanyishang！
“zheimenianqingjiubajingshenlixiuliandaoleqingtongji，napafangzaitiancaiyunjidejingcheng，yesuandeshangtianzhijiaozileba？”
guyuexiananxiangzhe，duiyuchumingdeshenfenyufahaoqileqilai。
zheizhongtiancai，yinggaishiguojiazhongdianpeiyangdeduixiangcaiduiba？zenmehuichuxianzaiyuzhoushizheizhongersanxianchengshini？
erqie，kantagangcaishoushangtizhedebaoguo……tahaoxiangyeshizaizheilibaiditande？
这也太奇怪了。
……
“bukuishibaiyinjilingxiuzhea！jianzhifudeliuyou！”
congyinxingchulaidechumingneijiaoyigexinqingyuyue。
haojiahuo，liangzhangyinxingkalimianjuranyousanbaiduowandecunkuan！
erneizhanglingzhukalimian，yecunzhebashiduokedijilingzhu，haiyousankezhongjilingzhu！
kandechumingyanzhuzidoukuaidengchulaile！
tabailezhengzhengbanniandeditan，yecaizhuanlebudaosiwankuaiqian，huansuanchengdijilingzhu，yejiusikeeryi。
lianzheisanzhangkalimiandelingtoudoubudao！
haozai……xianzaisanzhangkadoushitadele！
chumingxinqingxiangdangmeili，lanpangzidedaojushizhenhaoyonga。
suiranbaneigetanzhudezuidebuqing，dantayehaobudanxinduifanghuibaofuziji。
kaiwanxiao，doubeizhengdezheimecanle，zhengchangrendoubuganlaibaofuleba？
ng……jiusuantabushizhengchangren，yewusuowei。
yuanliangmaozhiyouwutiandeyouxiaoshijian，wutianzhinei，zijijiushiwudide！
erzaizheiwutianzhizhong，chumingwanquanyouzixinjiangzijidezhandoulitishengdaokeyibaoshabaiyinjidechengdu。
yejiushichidianmianbaodeshiqing~
daoshihou，neigetanzhuyaoshiganlaibaofu，zijisuisuibianbianjiunenggansita！
shizaibuxing……zaizhaolanpangzimaidiandaojubei。
chumingfanzhengshihaowuxinliyalide，henkuaijiujianggangcaideshipaozhinaohou，zhuomoqimingtianxuexiaomonikaohedeshiqing。
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