《qingmeishujitayijianzhongqingdebaipihuangmao》shiyibulingrenjingxideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，youzuojialuanchenzeizichuangzuo。gushiweiraozhezhujiaolitinglinxiaoyuchenmodechengzhangheqihuanmaoxianzhankai，duzhejiangbeidairuyigechongmanmofahejingxiandeshijie。“bujiujiagehaoyouma？zhiyumani！piqixiangpaozhangyidianjiuzhe！youbingbani！”womeihuitou。neibeishaotangduobingdewanyier，henkuaijiuhuisoudiao。jiuxiangmouxiechengnuo。……。
tadianjiaosaobairenliuxueshengweixinshi，dafanlewopaiershifenzhongdeyangzhiganlu。“daweicaidongshenmejiaolangman！
”linxiaoyujiemaogaoyunchengheiquan，“nizheizhongzuotijiapeitanyijianzhongqing？
gongge：xiaofangtongdaoshewenzhaopeiwen“zhenaiwuguojie”gaojicantingdaochabaipaibiaoqian#waiguonanyoujiangxuejinqingke#。
fudubengkuiyetachuaikaisanhuofanbaoxiang：“chenmonipingshenmezhaoxinnvyou？“1gaokaojieshudeshujia，
relangmenderangrenchuanbuguoqi。wohelinxiaoyuyuezaishizhongxinxinkaide“bingdianshiguang”naichadian。
paiduiderenjizaimenkou，xiangshadingyuguantou。“liangbeizhaopaiyangzhiganlu，shaotangduobing。”womolebahan，
huitouchongzuozaijiaoluofengshandixiadelinxiaoyuhan，“dengzhea，renduo！”“zhidaolachenmo！nikuaidianer！
”tatouyemeitai，shouzhizaishoujipingmushanghuadefeikuai。wopiepiezui，anxinzhuanshenpaijinzhanglongli。
duiwuxiangwoniupa。kuaipaidaowoshi，xiguanxingyouhuitouzhaota。yanshenchuanguozandongderentou，wolengzhule。
yigejintoufa、gezikuaidingdaotianhuabandelaowai，wanzheyaozhanzaiwomenneizhangxiaozhuoziqian，liezhezuixiao。
linxiaoyuyangzheliankanta，neixiaorongliangdehuangyan，zuijiaokuailiedaoerduogen，shiwocongmeijianguodecanlan。
neilaowaitaochuleshouji，shouzhizaishangmianchuochuodiandian。linxiaoyuhaobuyouyudizhuaqizhuoshangdeshouji，
“shua”didiaochuerweima。saoshangle！jiashangle！woxiongkouxiangmengdibeichuileyiquan，toubuguoqi。
shoulizuanzhedepaihaodanhancencende。duanzheliangbeibingliangyangzhiganluhuiqu，jinmaolaowaigangzou。
linxiaoyuhaizuozaineier，dingzheshoujipingmushaxiao，shouzhidazikuaichucanying。wobanaicha“dong”difangzaitamianqian。
“a！xielechenmo！”tazhongyutaitou，duanqibeizimengxiyidakou。“kesiwolenicaihuilai。”womeizuo，
chuzaizhuobian：“neilaowaishei？”“ng？”tayanjinghaimeilikaipingmu，youdianmangran。“jianiweixinneilaowai！
sheia！”wodeshengyinyouganyoujin。“e！nishuodaweia？”tayixiazilaijingerle，
lianshangyoumaochuneirangwoxingengdexingfenxiaorong。“gangrenshide！yingguoren！lvyouninishuoqiaobuqiao！wa，
taganggenwojiangtamaoxianjingli，jianzhikubile！”dawei？haikubile？yiguxiehuo“hong”dichongshangnaomen。
“burenshideren，suisuibianbianjiujia？”woshengyinyadedi，xiangcongyafenglijichulai。“guandezhenkuanni！
”tazhouqimei，bunaifandidengwo。“jiagehaoyouzenmele？jiaogepengyoufanfaa？”tadunlexia，
shengyinhurandiledian。talianjiafeihong，xiangtuleyanzhi，danhuaxiangcuiledudezhen，
yizizizhajinwoerduo：“chenmo，wohaoxiang…duitayijianzhongqingle。nishiwozuihaodepengyou，huizhufuwodeba？
duiba？”weng——naoziyipiankongbai。gaokaoshuxuezuihouyidaoyazhoudatidoumeirangwozheimemeng。“linxiaoyu，
”wodeshengyinbushoukongdifazhan。“nishuoshenme？”neishengyinlengdexiangbingjiao。tabeiwoheleyixiaotiao，
wanghousuosuobozi。danlikegengzhebozi，lizhiqizhuang：“woshuowoduineishuaigeyijianzhongqingle！nimeitingjian？
erduolongla？”yiqizhangdaderizi，pashumoyudechangjing。
gaokaoqianneiwanlaohuaishuxiadeyueding——womenkaotongyisuodaxue，jiuzaiyiqi。doutamashifangpi？“yijianzhongqing？
”wozhongfuyibian，qingpiaopiaodituchuzheijigezi。“dui！yijianzhongqing！”taxiangzaijizijizhuangdan。
“wobenlaijuezheduiniyouhaogan，xianzaicaimingbaishajiaozhenzhengdexintiao！chenmo，zanzuohaogemenbutinghao？
”haogemen？womengdidaoxiyikouliangqi，feiguanzidouteng。xinneikuai，kongdangdang，liangsousou。
wochouzhezhuoshangneiliangbeiyangzhiganlu，shuizhuyanzhebeibiwangxiatang。wopailekuaiershifenzhong。**kexiao。xing。
wodiandiantou，yigezimeishuo。zhuanshenjiuzou。“chenmo！chenmonifashenmefeng！”tajianlidehanshengzaihoumianzhakai。
“bujiujiagehaoyouma？zhiyumani！piqixiangpaozhangyidianjiuzhe！youbingbani！”womeihuitou。
neibeishaotangduobingdewanyier，henkuaijiuhuisoudiao。jiuxiangmouxiechengnuo。2lengzhankaishi。woyiweishiwodanfangmian，
houlaifaxianlinxiaoyuyagenbuzheimexiang。wozaijiaguanjishuidaohuntianheidi，kaiji，weijielaidianjishige，
duanxinweixinshuaping。“chenmonihaishengqini？”“youbuyouzhi？”“womenhaishihaogemena！”haogemen？cao！
wofanzaodizhijiehuadiaoliebiao。shoujian，diankailepengyouquan。lengzhandedangtianxiawu。
youshineijia“bingdianshiguang”naichadianjiaoluo，taduimiandelianhuanchenglejinmaodawei。**，xiaodenengtiansiren。
isincredible!mingzhongzhudingdehuohua~[aixin][aixin]”shouzhijiangzaipingmushang，
bantiancaidiankaidatu。tayanjingliangdeheren。yuanlaizheibiaoqing，bushijiwode。dixiapinglunzhaguo。“666！
xiaoyuniua！paodaoyangshuaigele？”“jiemeijili！weiguozhengguang！”“zheilaowaiyanzhikeyi！
”tahuifu：“xixi，tarenchaoyouqude！[haixiu]”zheitamajiushige“daweixiu”dekaiduan。fengjingshan，
liangrenshouqianshoupashanzhao。daweidaitachigaojixicanting，dengguangyouan，qifenaimei。
daweiyongtaneikougoupizhongwenxielezhangxiaokapian，shaxixidebiaobaihua，zhaopianpaideqingqingchuchufachulai。
peiwenyuelaiyueexin：“yujianni，
caizhidaoxindongshishenme[haixiu]”“wodedananhaichaolangman~[feiwen]”“zhenaiwuguojiedongma？
[jiayou]”meiyitiao，douxiangtongbingshuicongtoujiaodaojiao。
neigecenggenwoyiqima“easygirlshishax”delinxiaoyu，sizailegaokaojieshuridangtianxiawu。
wojiali，qifenxiangbingju。shoujiyouxiangle。yigeyanshudezuojihao。liting。“wei？chenmo？
”shengyinxiaoxinyiyide，“ni…meishiba？”liting，wotongban，zuoxieqianzuo。gaokaoqianliangyue，
wanzixixialedayu，tasaijiwoyifengfendexiangtangzhidexin。diertianwozaitiantaihaijileta。“liting，baoqian。
wohelinxiaoyuyuehaole，biyejiuzaiyiqi。”woneihuierhuashuodebizadingzihaijieshi。tayanquanhongle，
meijiuchan。“wogangshuadaoxiaoyupengyouquan…”litingyuqiyoudianji，“nimen…haihaoba？”“haodehen。
”wodesixubeitadezheiyijuhualahui。“tafengleba？neilaowaiyikanjiushigewanka！”tatiwobaobuping。
wozuijiaocheleche：“sheizhidaoni。”“chenmo，bienanguole。buzhidang。”tashituanwei。womeijiehua。
“duile，”tahuatouyizhuan，qingsongledian。“nigufenzayang？xiangbaona？wozheinongledianzhongdiandaxuedeziliao，
tingyouyongde，yaobuyaokankan？”womeijujue。naozibei“dawei”he“xiaoyu”saimanlejianghu，
zhiyuanpidoumeixiang。yougemingbairenguanguan，tinghao。“falaiba。”woshuo。“haolei！mashangfaniweixin！
”gualedianhua，litingneibianxinxigenzidansidefaguolai。ziliaoyouquanyouqingxi。
biwoxianggexiaziyiyangluanmoqiangyibaibei。
weileduokailinxiaoyupengyouquande“tianmihongzha”hewomayuyanyouzhideyanshen，
woqujiafujinde“legou”chaoshizhaolegeshouyinyuandeshujiagong。chuanneishaxixidehongmajia，zhanzaishouyintaihoumian。
jitianhoudeyigezhongwu。chaoshirenbuduo。wodizhetoujiyigelaotaitaisaomasaojidan。“yo，chenmo？
nizaizheierdagongni？”shuxideshengyin。wotaitou。linxiaoyukuazhegexiaokuabaozhanzaitongdaoneitou，
pangbianshineigeshadagejinmaodawei。daweiyishouchakudou，yishoudazaitajianbangshang，xianggedianxianganzi。
yiguhuo“cheng”diyoudingshanglai。woyingbangbangdihuileju：“youshi？”tayanshenzaiwohongmajiashangliuleyiquan，
youkankanshenbiandedawei，zuijiaogouqidianshuobuqingdaobumingdexiao：“meisha，peidaweimaidiandongxi。nihaohaogana。
”yuqineijiaoyigeqingkuai。daweicaozhetaneikoubiejiaozhongwen，chongwoyangyangxiaba，
daizhenongzhongbiyin：“gemener…dagong…ting…xinku？”liezuiyixiao，luchuyikoubaiya。
linxiaoyuchelechetagebo：“zoula，jiezhangneibianrenshao。”womeijiehua，ditoujixusaoneiduigaisidejidan。
daweihahayixiao，daizhelinxiaoyucongwomianqianhuangguoqu，xiangkaixuandejiangjunshichalingdi。linxiaoyujingguowoshi，
shenzhimeizaikanwoyiyan。tamenzoudaolingyigeshouyintai，dishengshuoxiao，qinnidezhayan。linxiaoyudexiaoshengchuanguolai，
nidefahou。woyonglinieleyixiasaomaqiang，suliaoqiaofachu“kada”yisheng。
pangbianpaiduidedayebumandipielewoyiyan。zaichaoshidagongbieleyiduzihuo。bangwanlundaowozhiri，
deliuxiadasaoshouyinquweisheng。zhuguandamabawojiaoguoqu：“chenmo，jintianzuihouneiyibanchelaihuodechegangdaole，
cangkuduihuodexiaozhangqingjia，niqubangbashou。”caodan。cangkuzaihoumendexiaoxiangzi，youchaoyoumen。
wotuizhebenzhongdetuichegangguaijinhuotijian，jiutingjiananquanmenhoutouyinyuechuanlaidixiaoshenghexinaosheng。
neishengyin…taishuxile。womengdituikaianquanmen。xiaofangtongdaoliguangxianhunan。
linxiaoyubeidaweidingzaibinglengdeqiangshang。daweixiangzuoshansidetiezheta，toumaizaitajingwoli。
linxiaoyuyishoulouzhetadebozi，yishouhaijuzheshouji，sihuzhengzai**。
avid!stopit…bie…bienongzheier……yang……haha……”taxianghezuilejiusidejiaoxiao，
yuwuluncidihunhezhezhongyingwen。liangrendouchuanzhexiangtongkuanshideyifu，shiqinglvzhuang。
yiguxiehuohunhezheexinzhichongtianlinggai！tuichebeiwomengdiyitui，kuangdangyishengzhuangzaiqiangshang！
judadeshengxiangzaitongdaolizhakai。neiliangrenheleyidatiao，mengdifenkai。linxiaoyudeshouji“pa”didiaozaidishang。
“shei？！”daweihouleyisheng，jingtihuitou。kandaoshiwo，yanshenlikedaishangyizhongjugaolinxiadeshenshiheqingtiao。
linxiaoyulianshuadibaile，huangmangwanyaojianshouji，shengyindouzaidou：“chen…chenmo？ni…nizenmezaizheier？
”tayanshenshanshuo，duozhewodemuguang。“banhuo。”woshengyinlengdexiangdiaobingzhazi，saoletayiyan，
youkanxiangdaweineichaofengdebiaoqing。“mangzheni？dangdaole。”wotuizhetuiche，
yingbangbangdicongzheidui“jinggongzhiniao”shenbianjiguoqu。
tuichedelunziguyinianzaisanluozaitongdaolijigezhuangmianbaodekongzhixiangshang，fachucierdezaoyin。3zhihouderizi，
litingchenglewoshoujishangbengdazuiqinkuaineigetouxiang。meiliaosao。qingshuneichatatidoumeiti。jiushitiannandibeidiliao。
liaokehuan，《santi》zhenghaowomendouai；liaojita，taliandepuziwohuidan《qingtian》；liaochengshi，
taxiannanfangtaishire，hei！woyexian；liaozuixinchudeneikuandanjiyouxi《heishenhuawukong》，
liaogaokaohoutangshiderichang，shenzhiliaonatiaojiedeshaokaotanniurouchuanzuinen……tazongnengraodaowoganxingqudeshishang。
shuohuabujinbuman，ouerpiyixia，danqiadaohaochu。gentaliao，buyongguaiwanmojiaocaixinsi，qingsong。
duanzandibaxiongkouneigebeisikaidedonghuzhuyihuier。suiranmeicilinxiaoyupengyouquanshuaxinhedaweideenaixiushi，
neihanqihaishihuiwanggutoufenglizuan。wofaxian，genlitingxiakandeshijian，huirangwomanmandiwangdiaolinxiaoyu。
tianzhiyuanneitian。kongqimendehen。pingmushangzhiyuanbiaodegezilihuangzheguang。
zhiqianwohelinxiaoyuguoqumeishaopazaidiannaoqianyanjiu，yibianbianshuazhebicixuandingdeneijigedaxuehezhuanye。
jihuazhezainageshitangchifan，nagetushuguanzhanzuo。pingmuyouxiajiao，**touxiangfengleyiyangshanshuo。linxiaoyu。
yuyinyaoqingdanlechulai。wodingzheneigetouxiangkanlehaojimiao，dianlejieting。“wei？chenmo！
”tadeshengyinpikaizayinchuanchulai，chuanzhecuqi，“nibaona？”wonieshubiaodeshouqingjindouqilaile，
shengyindongren：“nishei？”“wolinxiaoyu！naoziyoukenga？wennizhiyuan！baona！”tazhamaole。
wonengnaobuchutazaineitouchazheyao，meitouningchenggeda。“guannipishi？”wolengheng。
“mangzhegennide‘zhenmingtianzi’tanguojilianaini？haicaoxinwozheixiaolaobaixing？”“chenmonijiwohaohaoshuohua！
”tashengyinbajian。“daweizenmenile？taduiwotebiehao！womenshuohaode……”“shuohaoshenme？
”wocubaodaduanta。“laohuaishuxia，dengnigaokaowan？ranhouniniulianduigegangrenshidelaowaiyijianzhongqing？
hairangwoguzhangzhufu？linxiaoyu，nidangwosha？haishijuedewotehaoqifu？”neibianmeishengle。woxilekouqi，
kanzhepingmushanglitingzuowanquerenfalaidexuexiaodaima——womenyuedingbaodediyizhiyuandaxue。“nibaonide。
shaoguanwo。”yuqipingdexiangjielebingdehumian，“zhunihedaweizaoshengguizi。”“chenmoni……”tajianjiao。
“du——du——”wozhijieenleguaduan。shijieqingjingle。wobashubiaojiantouyidaoneisuoxuexiaohoumian，
dianle“querentijiao”。dongzuoyoukuaiyouhen。4zhiyuanchenailuoding。luqutongzhishuxiangtangshoudeshanyu，
linxiaoyuneizhangdingjiandaxuedehongzhi，tingshuobeitazijisile。tabamatuorenzhaodaowojia，
womazaiketingtanqi：“xiaoyuneihaizi，sihuoyaofudu，genzhonglexieside。tamayanjingdoukuzhongle。
”wozuozaifangjian，meihangsheng。diannaopingmushang，litingdetouxiangzaishan：“chenmo，luqutongzhishudaole！
womenxuexiao！tongyigexiaoqu！kaixin！[zhuanquan]”woqiaozi：“ng，tinghao。”“nixinglizhunbeidezayangle？
tingshuonanfangxiatianzeire，wenchonghaiduo，dedaidianquwenshui。”“womazainong。”“ee，neixing。duile，
womenxuexiaoxinshengqunnijialema？wolanijinqu？qunlixuezhangxuejiezaidayini。”“xing。
”xinshengqunrenaodexiangcaishichang。litingzailimianhenhuoyue，huidagezhongxiaobaiwenti，xiangge**hu。
tashibushi@woyixia：“chenmo，nikanzheige，guanyujunxundezhuyishixiang。”“chenmo，
zheigesusheyongpinqingdantingquande。”qunliyourenqihong：“yo，liting，zheichenmosheia？zheimezhaogu？
”litingdadafangfanghui：“gaozhongtongxue！yiqikaolaide！gemingyouyidongbudong！”wokanzhepingmu，meishuohua。
xinlineidianbeilinxiaoyusikaideliekou，beizheizhongxisuide、budaiyalideguanxin，yidiandiantianshangxieshatu，
buneimetoufengle。kaixueqianyizhou，banjisanhuofan。didiandingzaiyiqianchangqude“laodifang”dapaidang。
youninidezhuozi，wengwengxiangdediaoshan，kongqiliquanshikaorouhepijiudeweidao。linxiaoyumeilai。meirentita。
qifenzhenghai，pijiupingpengdedingdangxiang。baojiandemen“kuangdang”yishengbeituikai。menkoudeguangxianbeidangzhu。
xuannaoshengxiangbeiqialebozi，shunjiananjing。linxiaoyuzhanzaimenkou。shoudetuolexing，lianjiaaojinqu，
yanjingzhongdexianglantao，chuanzhejianxidefabaidejiuxiaofu。tameikanbieren，yanjingzhigougoudidingzaiwoshenshang。
neiyanshenfuzaderangrenxintoufamao——huihen？tongku？juewang？haiyouyisiwokanbudongde、sijiangdezhiao。
kongqininggule。banzhangganjinzhanqilaidayuanchang：“xiaoyu？lailea？kuaijinlaizuo……”taxiangmeitingjian，
yibuyibuzoujinlai。renqunxiayishijitarangkaiyitiaolu。tazoudaowomianqian，zhanding。wotaiqitou，
mianwubiaoqingdikanzheta。shoulihainiezhebanbeipijiu。“chenmo…”tashengyinyadexiangpoluo，
yanleihaowuyuzhaodigunxialai，“wo……”zuichunduosuozhe，“duibuqi”sangezizaihoulonglidazhuan，
danzhongjiumeituchulai。yexushikandaowomorandetaidu。taxiangbeishenmedongxihenhenchouleyixia，mengdizhuanshen，
zhuangkaishenhouderen，diediezhuangzhuangdichongchulemen。“peng！”menbanhenhenzhuangzaiqiangshang，zhenderenxinhuang。
fangjianlisijiyipian。suoyourendoukanzhewo，yanshenfuza。wodixiatou，naqineibanbeipijiu，
yangtouyikouguanlexiaqu。bingliangdeyetihuaguohoulong，youkuyouse。menkouneigecanghuangtaoli、zhiliposuidebeiying，
zhongjiumeinengzaiwoxinlizaijiqirenhebolan。tabeiliuzaileneigemenredenaichadian，neigebeiqingyibeipandexiatian，
neigewohetaqinshouzangsongdeshibasuili。5daxuekaixueqian，wohuiletangjianadongxi。gangjinxiaoqu，
jiutingjianlouxiahuatanbianjigedamatuomohengfei。“aiyo，nimenshimeikanjian！jiuqianliangtian，
zaishizhongxinneige‘landiao’jiubamenkou！”“sheia？”“jiulaolinjianeiguinv！linxiaoyu！
genneigejinmaolaowai！”“zalezale？”“hainengza！neilaowaihedezuixunxunde，
louzhegechuandegenyaojingsidenvde，zuidoukenshangle！linxiaoyuchongshangqu，beineilaowaiyibatuikai，
shuailegedamapa！neilaowaihaimamalieliede，shuoshenme‘gunkai，fengnvren’！”“zezeze！zhendejiade？
”“qianzhenwanque！womaidongxiluguoqinyankanjiande！neilaowailouzhexinhuanjiuzoule，linxiaoyujiuzuozaidishangkua，
kudeneijiaoyigecan！houlaihaishitamaganguolaibatatuohuiqude……”“ai，zaoniee！haohaodeguniang，
beigeyanglajipianchengzheiyang！”“kebushima！tingshuoneilaowaijiushigeliuxuesheng，qianzhengdoukuaidaoqile，
zhengtianxiahun，genbenbushishazhengjingren！”“laolinjialiandoudiujinle！xiaoyuxianzaizaijia，mendoubuchu，
tingshuoyaofudu？wokanxuan……”womianwubiaoqingdicongtamenshenbianzouguo，xiangmeitingjian。
xinlilianyisilianyidoumeiyou。zizuozishou。daxuekaixue。nanfangdejiuyue，relanggungun。wohelitingtuozhexingli，
jizaixinshengbaodaoderenchaoli。yangguangciyan，kongqinianhuhude。“chenmo！zheibian！lingsusheyaochi！
”litingdianzhejiao，zhizheqianmianpaidezhangdui。“ng。”woyingleyisheng，genshangqu。banshouxu，lingdongxi，
paloutizhaosushe。mangdeyishenhan。susheshisirenjian，tiaojianyiban，danhaisuanganjing。“chenmo，nizhujilou？
”litingzailouxiahan。“sanlou！”“wozainiduimianlou！silou！yangtainengkanjian！”tashengyindaizhedianqueyue。
andunhao，xialou**kaixinshengdahui。litingyijingzaiduiwuli，chongwozhaoshou：“zheier！”wozouguoqu，
zhanzaitapangbian。tadiguolaiyipingbingshui：“ji，kannirede。”“xiele。”“keqisha！”taxiaolexiao，
yanjingwanwande，“yihoujiushigemingzhanyoule！”dahuirongzhangyouwuliao。lingdaojianghua，fudaoyuanjianghua，
xuezhangxuejiejianghua。woyoudianzoushen。“wei，chenmo，”litingyongshouzhouqingqingpenglewoyixia，yadishengyin。
“nikanneigexuezhang，xiangbuxiangwomengaozhongneigejiaodaozhuren？dizhonghaifaxingdouyimoyiyang！
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