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精彩章节

第1章

womashigefudimo，suoyixiangrangwoyezuogefugemo。

zhibuguofudebushiwoqinge，shibiaoge，songqiansonglihaiyaosongnver！

piantingbiaoge，buxinqinnv，weilerangwobianchengbiaogexiangshangpadetizibuxihuilewo。

weilemanzuwomadeyuanwang，wochengquanleta，rangtahezuiaidedidihezhieryiqimeimandeshenghuo。

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「ma！woshuolepiaobuhaoqiang！buhaoqiang！」

「neinibiaogedoushuole，nenghoubujiushimaidedaopiao，bierenyoupiaonizameiyou，nijiushibuxianghuilai！」

wotingzhedianhualichuanlaidenvrenshengyin，xinlifanqiyizhongwuligan。

「ma，houbuchenggongbudaibiaoyidingnengqiangdaopiao，ninengbunengbuyaoshenmedoutingbiaogedehuaa，wocaishininver！」

「neinibiaogehaishiwozhierni，ninengyounibiaogedongdeduoma！」

「xiezhiyun，nijiushuonihuibuhuilai！」nvrendeshengyindaileyisinaonu，qijibaihuaideduizhewohou。

「maibudaopiaowojiubuhuilaile！」woqiji，liaoxiazheijuhuajiuguaduanledianhua。

xiongkouduzheyikouqibushangbuxia，nanshoudehen。

wobulijie，weishenmewomazongshibutingzijidehua，haodehuaidedoujuedewozaipianta，duijiujiuyijiadehuadaoshifengweiguinie。

wobenlaidasuanchunjieqiangbudaopiaojiubuhuijiaguonianle，danhaishitinglewomadexuanzelehoubu，quehetazhengzhibantianhoubudeshiqing，queyidianjieshidoubutingwode。

lengjingxialaihouxiangjiwomadaogeqian，zhengdasuandaguoqudeshihoutayoudaguolaile。

「zhiyuna，nijiujiubushihenizaiyigechengshima，wojitashuolenimeiyouqiangdaopiaohuijia，tadayingdainiyiqihuilai。」

wogangyaxiaqudenuhuoyoushanglaile，「niweishenmeyouyaoquzhaojiujiu，dabulewozijizuogeshunfengche，weishenmeyaoquzhaojiujiu！」

「doushiyijiaren，huaneigeyuanwangqianganshenme。」womamaiyuanzhewobudongshi，nengzhaozijirenhaiyaozhaowairen。

congxiaodaoda，womajiugengxihuanjiujiujia，shenmedongxidouxiangzhejiujiuyijia。mingmingzijidoumeiyouguodehenhao，haiyaocaoxinjiujiujiadeshiqing。

yixiangdaoyaozuojiujiujiadechehuiqu，yaoshoudaotamendeyinyangguaiqijiuhenbushufu。

「wozijihuiba，ma，buyongmafanjiujiule。」woshiturangtaqujijiujiushuowobuyaohetamenyiqihuiqu。

「jiuzheiyangzishuodingle，nijiujiudaoshihoulaijieni。」womaxunsudeguaduandianhua，sihaobutingwodejujue。

2

「zhiyuna，nijiujiumingtianjiulaijieni，nibuyaobudongshiha，maidiandongxijijiujiu......」womadeshengyindiediebuxiude，hualihuawaidejiushiyaoganenjiujiu，yilushangdongdianshi。

「zhidaolezhidaole，wohuide。」wodaduanleta，zhunbeiquchaoshimaidiandongxisongjijiujiu。

diertiandeyidazao，shouji**xiangleqilai，limianchuanlailejiumalifengyingdeshengyin，「zhiyuna，nizenmehaibuxialaia，wohenijiujiudoudenglehaojiuni？haiyaowomenshangquqingnima？」

jieqidianhuabantianhuibuguoshenlai，tingdaodejiushipitougailiandeyidunzemarangwohuoqicengcengcengdeshanglai。

「jiuma，wozuotianjinimenfaxiaoxiwenjidianchufanikemeiyouhuiwo，zaishuole，xianzaicailiudian，nimenlaorenjueshaonengqilaiwokebuxing。」shuowanhuajiulisuodebatonghuaguaduan，xiangzhezijihaishizhaogeshunfengchehuiquba。

gangbishangyanmeiguowufenzhong，womadedianhuadaleguolai，「xiezhiyun，nixianzaipiqidaleshiba？nijiujiujiumaweilezaodianlaijieni，haidenglenineimejiu，nijiushineiyangzijizhangbeishuohuadema？！」

「kuinihaishidaxueshengchulai，nixuededongxidoudaogouduziliquleshibushi。」

「ma！」tingzhetadehua，woxinligandaoyizhenzhendeweiqu。「wozuotianwenletamenjidiandao，shitamenbuhuiwo。erqiexianzaicailiudian，nayouneimezaode。」

dongtiandezaoshanglengdebuxing，mingmingkaichehuiqusiwugexiaoshidouchabuduole，nalixuyaozheimezao，jiujiujiushiguyide。

「renzaodianlaihaiyoucuole，nizaodianqilaibujiushile。nijiujiulaijieni，nijiugaizaozaoqilaidengzhe，renjinidadianhuanijiuxialou，nalaideneimeduoshiqing。」

womaziguzideshuozhe，「wojintianyaoshimeikandaonihenijiujiuyiqihuilai，nijiubuyaojinzheigejia，yebuyaorenwozheigemale。」

「haiyou，nijinijiumadaogeqian，shenmetaidu，zhendeshi。」

「du......du......du......」

takuaisudeshuowanjiuguale，liuwoyigerenzaichuangshangwunengkuangnu。

kuaisudebayaodaidedongxishoushihao，jinashangdongxixialelou，zhaolebantianyemeiyoukandaojiujiudechezaina。

「wei，jiujiu，nimenchetingnaerni？woxialaile。」zaihanfengli，wotizhegexiangziheliwuzhanzailubiansichuzhangwang。

「a，shizhiyuna，nidengzhe，womenmashangjiuguolaile。nijiumashuoele，qumaidiandongxichi，shifenzhongjiulaileha。」jiujiuzhangshangpengshuodao。

「haode，jiujiu。」hejiujiujieshudianhuahouwodunzailubianshuashipindafashijian。

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wufenzhongguoqule，shifenzhongguoqule，ershifenzhongyeguoqule，yanchouzhesanshifenzhongyejijiangguoqu，worenbuzhuxiangjijiujiufaxiaoxi，wentamendaonaerle。

gangbianjihaodexiaoxihaimeiyoufachuqu，jiutingdaodilabadeshengyin。

wotaitouyikan，shijiujiuzaicheliluchudelian。ganjinguoqu，「jiujiuhao。」

jiumakandaowozhangkoushuodao，「yo，da**zheishiqilaile，haiguaiyoulimaozhidaodazhaohuni。」

jiujiuzaipangbiantingdaozheihuayemeiyoushuoxieshenme，zuozaihoumiandebiaogeganjinshuo，「zhiyun，nikuaibadongxifanghoubeixiangba，ganjinshangche。」

woyebuhaohuijiumashenme，haipadengxiawomadedianhuayoudaguolai，rangrenkanxiaohua，zhidequkaihoubeixiang。

结果，打不开。

「jiujiu，dabukaia。」yiweijiujiutingjianledenglejimiaozaichangshihaishibuxing，wunaiyouzoudaoqianmian，「jiu，nihoubeixiangmeikai。」

zheishihoujiujiucaixiangtingdaoside，「buhaoyisizhiyun，nikanjiurenlaole，jixingyebianchale，womashangjinidakai。」

wozhuanshendeshihoujiumaxiaozhepaileyixiajiujiu，「haha，nihaohuaia。」zuozaihoumiandebiaogeyefanyingguolai，xiaoleyixia。

wojiazhuangmeikanjian，fanghaodongxishangche。

「jiuma，duibuqi，ganggangshiwotaidubuhao。」wowangzhejiumaceguodetoushuo，「womayijingjiaoxunguowole，nibuyaohewojijiao。」

lifengyingyanjinglidedeyiyishanerguo，「aiyou，zhiyun。jiumazhidaonishangbanyalida，piqibuhao，jiumabuhuigennijijiaodela。」

「neiniyebuyaogenjiumajijiaorangnidenglezheimejiuha，jiumajiushijuedenizhudezheigexiaoquxiudemanhao，guangleguang。」

wangzhetayifuninengnaiwohedebiaoqing，wochelexiazuijiao，「meishide，jiuma。」

yilushangjiujiuyijiaqilerongrongdeliaozhetian，woyebuxiangjiarujinqu，suoxingbizheyanjiamei，meixiangdaozuihouzhenshuileguoqu。

zaixinglaideshihoushibeibiaogezhangwenqianyaoxing，「zhiyun，xingxing，zhiyun。」

gangxinglaidewohaiyoudianmeng，yiweishidaole，kaikoujiushi，「xiexienimensongwohuilai......」

jiumazuzhiwodehua，「xiezhiyun，zheizaifuwuquni，nibuema，quchifana。」shuowanjiudaizhejiujiujinleyijiacanting。

biaogedengzhewo，「zouba，zhiyun」，tapawoganga，buleyiju，「chiwanfanzaikaiyihuierjiudaole。」

worouleroutaiyangxue，「zouba，biaoge。」

4

jindaocantingshijiumahejiujiuyijingdianhaoledongxi，yizhuozidecai，wogumozhewomensigerenyinggaishichibuwande。

「zhiyunlailea，chiba。」jiumajianwozuoxia，naqikuaizichileqilai。

bingzhebuchibaibuchidexinnianwodonglekuai，danzheifuwuqudedongxishushibushihenhaochi，zhinengshuoguofueryi。

yidunfanchideyoudianchenmo，woxiangzhezaodianchiwanzaodianchuqu，daoshihoudengjiujiutamenjiewanzhangzaibaqianjitamen。

danshimeiyouxiangdao，jiumahejiujiuzaizhuoshangchaoleqilai，lianchaojiayuanyinwodoumobuqingtounao。

tamenliangchaoqilaidekuai，jiumachuqudesuduyekuai，suihoujiushijiujiuchuquzhui，daolezuihoubiaogeyechaowobaoqiandexiaoxiaogenlechuqu，zhiliuxiawoyilianmengbi。

yizhuozidecai，dongledaban，dianwaimianshijiujiuyijiarendeshenying，wangzhetamensa，wohaoxiangmingbaileshenme。

momochixiazuihouyikoufan，zoudaoqiantai，「nihao，jiezhang。」

「haode，ninzheibianyigongxiaofei864yuan，wosaonin。」kanzhefuwuyuanxiaomimide，zhijuedexintong。

zouchuqudeshihou，kanzhejiumawanzhejiujiuxiaodetianmi，「zhiyun，nishibuzhidaoa，nijiujiuguanhuihongren。」

「nayou，yedeshinijiwotaijiexiaa。」jiujiuhejiumulianggerenxiangshiyixiao。

wozhanzaitaliangduimian，mianwubiaoqing。

xinliqueshibuduanfufeizhe，weilerangwofuqian，lianchaojiadounengxiangdechulai。

leishengda，yudianxiao，yanjixilan。

houmiandeluchengwosuoxingzhijiebiyan，yifubiehewoshuohuadetaidu，zhidaoyaodaojiawocaizhengkaiyan。

「jiu，wojinizhuanlewubai，jiudanglufeileha，lingwaihoubeixiangdeliwunidaoshihoujidenae。」yankanzheguaigewanjiuyaodaole，woganjinkaikou，shengpajiumadengxiahuishuochushenmehualai。

jiumakanlewoyiyan，gangyaoshuohuajiujiujiuyijingtingchele，ranhouwokanjianlewaimianzhanzhedewoma。

「shangpenga，xinkunidaizhiyunhuilaila。」womawanzheyaohejiujiushuohua，yuqibeiwei，huoxiangjiujiuzuoleshenmejiutamingdeshiqingyiyang。

「jie，shunshoudeshiqing，zijizhinverhaishiyaodabashoudema。」jiujiuyezaituisangzhehua，liangrennilaiwowangde，zhidaowobaxinglidouconghoubeixiangnalechulai。

「haolema，womenxianhuijiaba，bainiandeshihouzailiao。」wozuzhiliangrenjixunilaiwowangdehua，cuicuzhetalikai。

womadaizheqianzedeyanshendenglewoyiyan，「darenshuohuanichashenmezui。」

shuobayoucongdoulitaochuyigehongbaolai，「shangpeng，ninazhe，jiewomenzhiyunnikendingyemeishaohuaqian，youshiyouqianyoushigaosufeihaiyoufanqiande，zheidianxinyininazhe。」

wokanzhewomadedizhi，buganxiangxin。

mingmingchifandeqianshiwonade，erqiewoyejijiujiuzhuanqianle，weishenmetahaiyaoji。

woxiangbawomalahuilai，danjiumaxianrandongzuogengkuaiyibu，jieguohongbaoduiwomashuo，「neijiuxiexieleha，jie，zhiyunzheihaiziqueshirangwomendenglehaojiu。neiwomenjiuxianzoule，huitouzailiao。」

womasisidelazhewodeshou，jinggaowobuzhunkaikou，ranhouzhaoshoumusongzhejiujiuyijiadelikai。

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「ma！niganshenmea，wodoujilejiujiuqian，haimaileliwu，nizenmeyouyaojia！」woshuaikaitadeshou，duizhetahandao。

「wojirenjiadexinyizale，yejiuliubaikuaiqian，zhiyuma？ruguobushinijiu，nihaibunenghuilaini！nijiuneimezhaoguni，nihoushenmehou。」

「zhaogushenmezhaoguwo，dazaoshangderangwozaihanfenglidengbangexiaoshi，yanxirangwofuzhang，zheinalishizhaoguwodeyangzi！」wozaiyerenbuzhuduiwomafaxiechulai。

「wodoushuoleqiangbudaopiaojiubuhuilai，shizaibuxingwojiuzhaogeshunfengche，buyaojiujiulaijie，nifeiyao。」

womadelianseyixiazijiuchenlexialai，「neishinijiu，jitaqianzenmele，doushiyijiaren！」

wokanzhewoma，yiguwuliganyongleshanglai，「ma，zheizhongrenqingzhaihennanhaiqingde，woningyuanzijiduohuaqian。」

womamanbuzaihudedunang，「naxuyaonihainijiuderenqing，doushiyijiaren，shangpengbuhuijijiaoneimeduode。」

yiqianshuashipindeshihoukanzhewangluoshangdezuocheduanzishizhijuedehaoxiao，renweikendingbuhuifashengzaizijishenshang，zhenpengdaoshizhijuewufajiaoliu。

bulihuiwodigu，wolazhexinglijiuwangjializou，yilushangbuduanquanziji，「buyaoshengqibuyaoshengqi，neishinimabuyaoshengqi。」

huidaojia，wobayijingbafancaizuohaole，jiudengwohuilai。kandaoxiaolaotoudeshihou，renbuzhuweiquleqilai。

「zale，xiaoyun？」wobalianmangbawoladaoshafazuozhe，「nimani？」buzhitashibushixiangdaoleshenme，「nijiujiniqishoule？haishinimashuonile？」

tingzhewobadewenti，wozaiyeburenbuzhujitashuojintianfashengdeshiqing，yigunaodequandoushuochulai。

wobatinghouqihuaile，youqiahaowomakaimenjinlai，「laoxiea，nishibuzhidaojintianzhiyunyouduobudongshi。」

tahaimeiyoushuowanjiubeiwobayishenglihe，「zhangshangmei，nibubangzhezhiyunyejiusuanle，haiyaozhizeta，younizheimedangmadema！」

womayitingliansejiushiyibian，jingzhizuozaishafashang，「xiezhiyun，nihaiyoumeiyouliangxina？nidoujinibaluanjiaoshenmeshegen？」

taxiangshiyaobawoshengtunhuoboyiyang，kanwodeyanshenxiangkanzhechourenside，huoxiangwowanquanbushitadenver。

「wozhishishihuashishuoeryi。」wolenglengkanzheta，yijingduizheigemawuhuakeshuole。

wobazaipangbiankanzheta，「zhiyunyoushuocuoshenmema？niyaoyaochanwanguanhaishidahurenjia，nidiyijiabenlaijiushigexixuegui！」

womatingdaowobashuozhangshangpengdebuhao，puleshangqu，yibianquandajiaoti，yibianmamalielie，「xiehuai，nimenxiejialiangxindoubeigouchileshima？！neishiwodidi，woduitahaozenmele！nibiewangle！shiwomenqiutabazhiyundaihuilaide，meiyouwodi，haibuzhidaotaxianzaizaina！」

woyiting，dunshiqidefadou，「ma！woshuolewobuyaojiujiujie，shinimeiyoutingwode。」wangzhetashanduodeyanshen，womingbaitayiranjuedeshiwodewenti，wobudongganen。

「haohaohao，nimenlianggehehuolaiqifuwo，kelianwoweinimenxiejiafuchuleneimeduo，doushikanbudaohaode，nimenzhiguziji！neiwozhaogudidiyoushenmecuo！」

womashouzhizhewohewoba，daizhebuman，kongsuzhewobaduiwodepiantanhewoduitadefankang。

「peng。」womaguanshanglefangjiandemen，liuwohewobazaiketingmianmianxiangqu。

chenmopiankewobatanlekouqi，「zhiyun，biehenimajijiao。」

woxinlimingbai，zheimeduonian，bayizhizhidaomabutiejiujiudeshiqing。

danyounianjiduonianfuqizhijiandeqingfen，buguozhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyanbale。

「知道了。」

meiguoduojiu，womadakaifangjianzoulechulai，kandaowoyeshilenghengyisheng。

wobaxiaozhepailepaiwodeshou，quhewomajianghuaqule。