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erdianhuadelingyibian，luoliangjiananyaodeshenyingzouleguolai，jiangshoujidijita，“nilaogongdedianhua，tahaoxiangshengqile。”
anyaolianshangyouxieguabuzhu，naledianhuazoudaoyibian，yuqibutainaifan，“niganmaa？”
“wobuganma，jiushikankanniyouduobuyaolian，duoxuwei！”
zheiyaoshihuanzuoyiqian，anyaozaofapiqile，danjianyubaitiananlugaodeneiyichurangpangfeiduizijiyoulewuhui，anyaobuxiangzaitushengshiduan，biannaizhexingzijieshi，“woheluoliangguangmingzhengdadichifan，meiyourenheyueguidexingwei，didianjiuzailongfuwanhe，buxinnikeyizijilaikan。”
shuowan，jiubadianhuaguale。
jinergezhenbushitazhudonglianxiluoliangde，ershiluoliangzhudonglianxitade，shuoshizhidaotaxianzaiyoudiankunnan，tahuoxunengbangshangdianxiaomang。
anyaoshizhendehenxuyaoyigenengbangzijideren，zhenggeanjiadezhongdandouluozaitayigerenshenshang，tayaoshikuale，anjiayejiugenzhekuale。
shangcijianmian，tacongluoliangkouzhongdezhi，luoliangjingshifangchandahengluodahaideqinshengerzi，zheiwuyijileanyaohendadexiwang。
yaozhidao，luodahaizairongchengneikeshishangquanliwurenbuzhiwurenbuxiaodedarenwua，luodahaisuiranshifangdichanqijia，danzheijinianyoushelielvyou、canyin、kejidengduogelingyu，qirenmaizhiguang，diweizhizhong，keyishuoshirongchengshangquanlidelingjunrenwu。
ruoshinengdedaoluodahaidebangzhu，neiduianyaolaishuo，bu，shiduizhenggeanjialaishuo，neijiushixuezhongsongtana。
lingwaiyifangmian，anyaodequeduiluolianghaiyouzheganqing，dangchuxuanzehebierenjiajiehun，yeshiweileluoliangdeqiantuzhexiang。
yigenvrenaiyigenanrennengaidaozheizhongdibu，zheifenganqingdeshenhou，buyaneryule。
keanyaoshiyigehenyouyuanzederen，zongshitaxinlihaiyouzheluoliang，zaihepangfeimeilihunzhiqian，tayejueduibuhuizuochuyueguideshiqingde，jinwan，zhendezhishiyichangputongdefanjueryi。
“nizenmehuixuanzegenneiyangderenjiehun？”luoliangxintengdikanzheanyao。
anyaokuxiaoyisheng，“dangchujiuxiangzaodianduanlenideniantou，meizixikaocha。suanle，bushuotale，luoliang，woxianzaizhendehenxuyaonifuqindebangmang，nikan，shenmeshihouanpaiwohenifuqinjianyimian……”
“zheizhoumowofuqinmeishi，daoshihouwodainiquwojiaba。”
“zhei……butaihaoba，haishiyuezaiwaimianba。”luoliangdexinsianyaoyouqinengbumingbai，zhishi，tazongjuedeluoliangtaiguozhejileyixie，xinlishangduoshaoyoudianbushiying。
luoliangshishiqianjiuzheta，jiantaweinan，biantuoxiele。
tazongshizheiyang，chuchuweianyaozhexiang，chuchuduitahao，jiangtaxianggongzhuyiyangpengzaishouxinlihehuzhe。
zhengshiyinweitadezheifenhehuheaidai，cairanganyaojiangzijidexinquandoujileta，yuanyiweitafangqizijidexingfu。
buguoanyaoxianzaimeixinsiquxiangneixieernvqingzhangdeshiqing，mannaozidoushigaizenyangwanjiuanjiayushuihuozhizhong。
luoliangdeshoubuzhiheshiluozaitashoubeishang，qingqingyizhua，taxiayishijiangshousuolehuiqu。
“怎么了？”
“wo……luoliang，woshuole，zaimeilihunzhiqian，womenlianghaishibaochipengyoudeguanxibijiaohao。”anyaoxinshenbuning，beiluoliangchupengneiyixia，xintiaojiasu，wangridediandiandidiyongshangxintou，zheixiehuashuodezijidouhenmeidiqi。
luoliangdeshoubenyijingsuolehuiqu，danyuguangbujingyijianpiejianchuanghuwaimianyidaoshuxideshenyingzhengzaiyidiandianbijin，neizhisuohuiqudeshou，youzhongzhongluozaianyaodeshoubeishang，“pengyoubangninuannuanshou，haoxiangyemeishenmebukeyiba。”
“keyi，dangrankeyia！”pangfeideshengyinturanchuanlai，jianganyaoheleyitiao，huangmangjiangshousuohuiqu。
kezheiyangyilai，yuefayouzhongzuozeixinxudeganjue。
这家伙还真的来了！
simuxiangdui，anyaozijuelikui，naqibaobaojiuzou。
pangfeiyibajiangtazhuaidezuolexialai，“jishenmea，zheimehaodedongxibuchiduolangfei。”
shuozhe，haizhenjiunaqikuaizidakuaiduoyidichiqilai。
anyaoxiaoshengzaitaerbiandigu，“henwanle，gaihuijiale。”
“henwanma，caishierdianbudaoa。”pangfeiyinyangguaiqidishuo。
anyaodeliandunshijiulalexialai，andilichelechepangfeidegebo，“nibietaiguofenle。”
pangfeiyingshangtademuguang，zheinvrenfenminglikui，quehailizhiqizhuangde，haoxiangshuohuangyijingchengleyizhongxiyiweichang，yidianlianhongxintiaodeganjueyemeiyou。
“hehe！”tayebujiehua，jiushiwuzichidongxi。
anyaobuxiangdangzheluoliangdemiangenpangfeichaojia，renzheyiduzidehuokanzhepangfeidakuaiduoyidichi，yizhichidaomanzhuozidemeiweijiayaodoujinlepangfeideduzi，tacaizhongyushuo，“zheihuizonggaihuileba。”
pangfeituranjianggebodazaitajianbangshang，yishijing，anyaoshouxiaodeshenzibuzizhudikaoxiangpangfei。
taxiangjiangpangfeidegebotuikai，danneitiaogebojiuxiangcuzhuangdedashuyiyang，zenmetuiyetuibudong。
“你到底想干嘛？”
pangfeiyebushengqi，xiaomimidikanzheluoliang，“wolaopopiaoliangba？tingshuonimenyiqianshilianren，ai，kexile，taxianzaishiwolaopole。”
“pangxiansheng，nijuedezheiyangyouyisima？”luoliangbuwenbuhuo，bujibuzao，zheijiahuoshenshangyouyizhongwenzhibinbindeganjue，zheiyidianpangfeimeifabini，yebinibule。
pangfeizhuangzuotingbudong，“laopo，zou，huijia！”
geboyijia，anyaoshouxiaodeshenzijiubeilinleqilai。
anyaoshibeipangfeiyiluxiechichulaide，gangcaizaicantinglidangzheluoliangdemiantabuxiangfazuo，xiandiuren，danxianzai，meishenmehaogujidele。
gaogenxiehenhencaidaopangfeijiaoshang，tongdepangfeilianshangdeqingjindoubaoleqilai！
pangfeibozhejiaozhuishangqu，zheimewanle，gongjiaodoutingle，takebuxiangzouhuiqu。
zaibenchichedengshanleliangxiazhihou，pangfeixiananyaoyibulakaichemenshanglechezi。
anyaoshengqi，queyewukenaihe，zheijiahuokuaitouhenda，tayebukenengjiangqilaxialai。zaijiashangzheijiahuoxianzaixuehuilehoulianpizheixiangjineng，tadezuipiziyijingbuguanyongle，suoxingyejiubielangfeituomole，buyongtiandu。
“gangcaideshiqingnibuxuyaojieshiyixiama？”tabushuohua，pangfeiqueshirenbuzhu，xiangxiangneiliangzhijiaozhizaiyiqideshou，tianzhidaozijiyaoshibulaidehua，zhihouhuifashengshenmeshiqing？
anyaokoukoushengshengshuotabushigexuweidenvren，danshijishangzuodenayijianshiqingbushizaidazijidelian？
mingmingbeizuozhengleneimeduoci，weishenmejiushibukenchengren？haizongshiyifugaogaozaishangdeyangzi，zhuangjisheikan？
anyaoshenhuxiyikouqi，nulikezhizhexiongqianglidenuhuo，“hao，niyaojieshishiba，neiwogaosuni，woheluoliangshiyihaopengyoudeshenfenjianmiande。wobuguanluoliangzenmexiang，zhishaozaiwozheili，jiushizheimerenweide。haiyou，zaihenimeilihunzhiqian，woshibuhuiheluoliangyourenheyueguixingweide，zheishiwodeyuanze，niaixinjiuxin，buxinladao！”
“zhiyubaitiandeshiqing，wowanquanbuzhiqing，shianlubeizhewozuode，mafannixiacixingshiwenzuizhiqian，xiangaoqingchuzhuangkuang。”
“wogaishuodedoushuowanle，niruohaishiyouwenti，buhaoyisi，wohuidabulele，yebuxianghuida。”
呵！
pangfeishuangshouhuanbaoxiongqian，beikaozheyizi，“wozhixiangxinyanjingkandaode。”
一路无话！
daoleanjia，lianggerenyeshixingtongmolu，gezijinlegezidefangjian。
zaiketingkandianshideanluhecaoxiueliangrennikankanwowokankannide，junshiyilianmengbi。
“你姐这是咋了？”
anlusongsongjian，“sheizhidaoni？”
tayiweianyaoshizaiweibaitiandeshiqingshengqi，yelandejieshi。
caoxiuekanxiangpangfeidefangjian，lianladelaozhang，“lulu，wozenmefaxianneigerenxianzaiyuelaiyuebubazanmenyijiarenfangzaiyanlileni，nikan，zheihuilailianshengzhaohudoubuda，dangwomenshikongqia？”
anluyanzhuziyizhuan，fangxiashouzhongdeguazi，qinnidilouzhelaomadegebo，“ma，nixiangbuxiangwojiezaodianheluolianggezaiyiqia？”
“neikendingdea，niluolianggexianzaikeshishiyeyouchenga，nijieyaoshigenleta，neijiushixiangqingfu，buyongzaixinkudapinle。”
“lianniyezheimejuedea，neizanmenbangbangwojie。”
turan，erlouchuanlaianyaodeshengyin，“anlu，wojinggaoni，yaoshinizailuanlaidehua，yihounideshenghuofeijiubiewenwoyaole！”
“peng！”fangmenzhongzhongguanshang。
louxiadeanluhecaoxiuewunaiditutushetou，zaiyebuganluanchuzhuyile，haishiguaiguaikandianshiba。
yucitongshi，zhuzaianyaogebidepangfeizaitingdaowaimiandeneixiehuazhihou，xinzhongyouxiedongrong，mofei，baitiandeshiqingzhendeheanyaowuguan？
erfandianlitayeshikandeyiqingerchu，shineigeluoliangzaikanjiantazhihouguyizhuazheanyaodeshoude，zheimeshuolai，anyaomeiyousahuang，shizijiwuhuile？
kezhuannianyixiang，jiusuanbaitiandeshiqingheanyaowuguan，jiusuanbushianyaozhudongsongshangqude，ketaheluoliangbijingcunzaizheneimeyizhongguanxi，errenyoujingchangtoutousixialiyuehui，guizhidaoneiyitianjiuhuichushile。
takebuxiangxinmianduixiriairendeqiangliegongshi，anyaonengzhaojiadezhu！
pangfeishenzhikaishidongyao，zijizheiyangzuodaoditushenme？
zhaobudaoliyou，danyaotacikexiadingjuexinheanyaolihun，queyoucongneixinshenchushengchuyizhongbugan！
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