xiaoshuozhurengongshilinhaotianyunchenxidexiaoshuojiao《quannengnaiba》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshiqiqingjinxiedeyibendoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：wunianqian，linhaotianbeirenxianhairengjinhuanghe。wunianhou，yidaitiandibaqihuigui，quefaxianzijiyoulejiantiexinxiaomianao。guaiqiaokeaidexiaomianao，keshitiandidexintouhao。nversuishouhualeyigeling，tiandi：“maixiadonghu，wowayaoyouyong。”nver：“baba，yourenqifuwo。”tiandilianseyihan：“shunwonvzhesheng，niwonvzhesi！”...
zhaowenhaixinzhongyijing，huangmangdeditoukanleyiyanzijidezhangmingsuo，ranhouhechidao：“ni！nijingranshuotahuijiwodailaizainan？”
linhaotiandanrandao：“a，wowangjile，nishigenbenjiuwenbudaode，yizhizaiyigesirenshenbianfangzhede，ziranshichongmanleshichou。”
“nini！nibuyaozaizheilihehuwole！wogaosunigenbenshibukenengde！”zhaowenhaihedehunshenyiduosuo，kehaishiyingzhetoupideshuodao。
“hehe，niyoushenmezigerangwohehuni？”linhaotianchaofengdeshuodao：“nizaidaizheigedongxizhiqian，yegaihaohaochayixiazheigedongxideyuanzhurenyiqiexiaoxi。”
zhaowenhaimengbibuyi，chayidekanzhelinhaotianbuzhidaogaishuoshenmecaihao。
zhaowenhaijiuzhishiyigefujiagongzige，ziranshibuhuizaiyizheixieshiqingde，tazaihudejiuzhishixiechihewanlebale。
linhaotianjiezheshuodao：“zheigezhangmingsuoyuanzhurendoumeiyourenhedehaoxiachang，genyigesirendaizheimezhangshijian，shangbianzaojiubumanleyuanqi。”
“danshiniqueyizhidaizhezheigedongxi，bushiyouyunizushangbaohu，cishinizaojiusiqiaoqiaole！”
zhongrenwenyandoushifeichangchayidekanzhelinhaotian，shenzhishishunjianhunshenmaoliangqi。
zhaowenhaizheixiachedipale，huangmangdejiangshoulidedongxijidiulechuqu，kanzhelinhaotianjinghaideshuodao：“ni！nijiujingshishei？”
linhaotiansongjianshuodao：“niguanwoshishei，fanzhengnidezuibuqijiuhaole。”
“**！jiwonongsizheigejiahuo！jingranganzheiyangdezuiwo！”zhaowenhaierhuabushuo，kanzhezijideshouxiahechidao。
zheixierenwenyanyigegedechongshangqianqu，tanzhudouyaokule，xiangbudaojiuyinweiyigelajiqianchechuzheimeduodeshiqinglai。
zhongrendouganjuelinhaotianzheiyicikendingshimeiyoushenmehaoxiachangle，jingranganzheiyangbujizhaowenhaimianzi。
danshixiayimiaorangzhongrengandaochayideshiqingjiufashengle。
zheixierenshenzhishidoumeiyoulaidejidongshou，xiayishunjianjiubeilinhaotianzhijiedadaozaidile。
zheixiazhongrenchedijingle，genbenjiuxiangbudaolinhaotiandeshenshoujingranhuizheimelihai，zhaowenhaiyeshihedeshuobuchuhualai。
zhengdasuanpaodeshihoukandaolinhaotianshenhouchuxianderenshi，lianshangfuxianchuyisijidongdeshenqing：“jiejie！ganjinjiujiuwoa！”
linhaotianmeitouyitiao，huitoukanzhezijideshenhou，ranhoujiujiandaosangerenchuxianzaizheili。
weishoudeshiyigewuguanjingzhidenvzi，chuanzheyishenfeichangganliandewugongfu，shenbiangenzheyigedagaiwushiduosuidelaorengenyigecuntounanzi。
“shizhaojingjingxiaojieyijizhaolaoyezi。”renqunzhongyirenshuodao，shunjianzhongrenyilunfenfen。
zhaojiazheiliangweidarenwujingranhuichuxianzaizheili，youqishizhaojiadelaoyezi！
tanzhuhededousesefadou，linhaotianlianshangdaoshimeiyourenhedeshenqing，fandaoshikanzhejingjingdekanzhetamen。
zhaowenhaikandaolairenzhihoushuodao：“yeye！zheige**jingranganqifuwo！”
zhaojingjingkanzhedishangcanjiaodejiren，ranhoudingzhelinhaotianshuodao：“zheishinizuode？”
linhaotiansongjianshuodao：“runisuojian，queshishiwo。”
zhaojingjingzuijiaoyigou，xiayimiaojiuzhijiewanglinhaotianshenshangdaqu！
dongzuoganjingminjie，keyikanchulaiqiangjingdelidao，zheigenvzishenshoukeyia，linhaotianshizheiyangganjuede。
zhaowenhaijianzhuanghenshibuxiedekanzhelinhaotianshuodao：“chouxiaozi！daihuijiuyounihaokanle！”
guanyuzijidejiejie，zhaowenhaishifeichanglejiedele，yixinchimiyuwushu，zaiyeyezhidaozhihoushilitufeimengjin。
jibianshishigenanrenlaidaozheilidoubukenenghuijiangtajidabaide。
shenhoudelaorencumeishuodao：“zheigehaizi，suibianjigejiaoxunjiuhaole，zenmexiashourucizhong？akunganjinlanzheta！”
ziranshizheigelaorenyebujuedelinhaotianshizheigenvzideduishou！
nanziwenyanzhengzhunbeishangqiandeshihou，jiujiandaolinhaotianyilianbunaifankanzhezhaojingjing。
“啧！”
yijiaojiujiangchongxiangzijidezhaojingjingjichuaifeilechuqu。
shunjianzhongrendoushichayibuyi，zhaowenhaishenzhishiroulerouzijideyanjing，henshibuganxiangxindeyangzi。
akunyeshixinzhongyigedeng，bennengjiuxiangyaonaqiang。
keshijiuzaizheigeshihouhuranshouwanshangchuanlaileyizhenjutong，xiayishunjiushigebozhibuzhudezhandouqilai。
haowuyiwengongjitaderenjiushilinhaotian。
danshicishitamenliangrengezhejimidejuli，linhaotianjingran！
linhaotianlengyankanzhetamenbunaifandeshuodao：“wobuxiangdongshoude，danshibudaibiaowohuizheiyangbeinimenqifu！”
laorenjinghaidekanzhelinhaotianshuodao：“ni……nijingrankeyigekong……”
cishizhaojingjingyeqishenxiangyaozaiyicichongzhelinhaotianpuqu，lianshangyeshiyifuxiunudeshenqing，bijinggangcailinhaotiankeshizaitadexiongkouchulaileyijiao！
“jingjing！zhushou！”laorenxinzhongyijing，huangmangdexiangyaojiangqijilanzhu。
zhaojingjingxinyoubuman，keshiyezhihaotingxialai，keshixinzhongfeichangbulijieyeyeweihehuijiangzijijilanxia。
zhaolaoyezibuzailihuizhaojingjing，zoudaolinhaotianshenbianhenshigongjingdeshuodao：“qianbei！gangcaideshiqingshiwomendecuo，xiwangqianbeibuyaogenwomenjijiao！”
shunjian，zhongrendoumengle，zhaolaoyezijingranzheiyanggenyigexiaozipeilidaoqian？
zhaolaoyezigenbenjiubuzaihuzhongrendeshenqing，zhishikanzhezhaojingjingshuodao：“jingjing！ganjinjiqianbeipeibushi！”
fangcailinhaotiandeshouduantakeshizhidaodeyiqingerchu，nenggouzuodaozheigeshiqingderenzhiyouyige，neijiuzhiyoushannanshidiyigerenwu。
zhaojingjingcumei，gangxiangshuobushijiujiandaozhaolaoyezideshenqing，zhihaobuqingyuandezoudaolinhaotiandeshenbianshuodao：“baoqian……”
“yeye！nizenmela？zheigejiahuodouzheiyangduiwomenle！niweihebuhaohaodejiaoxuntayidunni！”
zhaowenhaihenshichayideshuodao：“niruguobuxingde，wokeyigenwoshushulianxia，rangwoshushujiangtashouxiaderendoujijiaodaozheililai，wohaijiushibuxinle——”
“啪！”
zhaowenhaihuahaimeiyoushuowandeshihou，jiuzhijiebeizhaolaoyezideyibazhangjidaduanle。
“hunzhang！ganjinjiwoguixia！”
zhaowenhaimudengkoudaidekanzhezhaolaoyezishuodao：“yeye？ni……nijuranweilezheigejiahuojilewoyibazhang？”
zheishitacongxiaodadaotouyicibeizijideyeyeda，zhiqianwuluntazuoleshenmeyangdeshiqing，zhaolaoyezizhishikoutoushangpipingjijubale。
“hunzhangdongxiworangniguixia！”zhaolaoyeziqidehunshenfadou：“fouzeniyihoujiubuyaojiaowoyeyele！”
“砰！”
zheixiameiyousihaoyouyu，zhaowenhaizhijiejiuguilexialai，tayekanchulaizijideyeyecishifeichangfennu。
danshijiusuanshiqufule，tayeshifeichangbufuqidekanxiangyipang，genbenjiubujilrencuo。
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