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……
chujingyaoyiqiankanguojipinfeichededianying，shihoutazongjuededianyinglidechejidoushijingguohouqitexiaojiagongchulaide，shijieshangzenmekenenghuiyouneimexuanli、fengkuangdecheji。
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林昆咧嘴笑笑……
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“我去！”
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“呵……”
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“xiaozi，nitemedezhaosi，sheidouganma！”
“xinbuxinlaozinongcanni！”
“**！”
……
一群小弟嚷嚷着。
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啪！！！
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嗖！！！
quantoushunjianbiankaidaolelinkundemianqian，julilinkundemianmenbuzuwulimiyuan，zheiyaoshizhenjizazhongle，linkunzheizhangyingjundeliancongcikendingjiuhuirongle，naodaipashiyeyaogenzheshoudaozhongchuang。
这时……
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铿铿铿……
yiliandaotuilewubucaikankandetingxia。
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xiaodimendoujiangmuguangkanxiangleagou，agouzhanzhileyaoban，qiangchengchuyifumeiyoushoushangdejiashi，chongxiaodimenbaibaishou，“zouba，doushangche。”
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栏目：都市
zuozhe：zuozhej7femj
栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
作者：孤雁不自智
栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
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