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第二章放龙
zheihuayichukou，dunshizhenzhulesuoyouren。
五十万！
gouputongrenzhuanhaojiniandele。
xiekunyeyouxieyiwai，benlaitashizuoyewaichibode，haixiangzheyaozenmezuozheitiaojiao，shihongshaohaishiqingzheng，meixiangdaojuranyourenchuzheimegaodejiaqian！
shazicaihuibumai，xiekunxiangyemeixiang，lijidiantou。
“我卖。”
fengjianxiaoyinglijidalegexiaolian。
“banizhanghaohedizhijiwo，mingtianwoqinziquna，nikeqianwanbiejiwoyangsile。”
“好。”
xiekunganjinjitafalegesiliao，zheimeguidedongxi，tayebufangxinyou。
liangrenshuohuadegongfu，danmuliyouyourenhankaile。
“zhubo，neitiaolongqiunimaibumai，wochusanwan，changchangxian。”
“wochuwuwan，zhubo，maiwoba。”
kanzhebuduanfangundedanmu，xiekunyouxieyouyu，yaoshidoumaile，tanashazhibo，haozaihaiyouzuihouyicijihui，zuizhonghaishimeijiadezhushiwuwandejinqianyouhuo，badalongqiujimaile。
haiyouzuihouyicishiyongjihui，xiekunlijilinqiwangdou，zheiyihuiquemeixiangqianliangcineimekuai，shijifenzhongguoqu，yiranhaowudongjing。
xiekunbujinnamen，nandaozhiyouqianliangciling？
xinsigangdong，jiutingdaoshuixiawengdeyixia，haoxiangshishenmedongxidejiaosheng。
yucitongshi，xiekunyeganjuedaolewangdouyiyang，ganjinbadongxizhuaileshanglai。
zheishishenmedongxi，jinguangshanshande，xiekuncoujinyikan，xiabachadianbeijingdiaoxialai。
toushengshuangjiao，fushengwuzu，yansima，weisiyu，zhei，zheitemedeshitiaolong？
ding，xitongdetishihenkuaixiangqi。
“suzhuxingyunbaopeng，diaodaojintanzhulong，shuishijieshengjizhizhongji，shiyongcishuzengweiliuci，shierdianhouzhongxinjisuan。wuzhongjieshao，shuichanlei，keshiyong，rouzhixianmei，shuizhongzhiwang，zuoyong，keqiangshenjianti，yannianyishou。”
juranshilong，erqiehaishichuanshuozhongganduanletianzhudezhulongyimai？
xiekunchedishihua，haoyihui，caihuifulezhengchang。
xitongshizaitainiubi，jianlezheimeduotayijingshengchudikanglile，suihoujiangxitonghuanchu，shuishijieguoranbianchenglezhongji，danshishiyongcishuyaoguolingdiancainengzengjialingwaisanci。
benlaidisangezhuadaolejiudunlechi，ranertajurandaidaoleyitiaolong，zhei，zheiyinggaiwufachiba。
bijingshilongdechuanren，danshizheigezi，jiuzuyirangrenwushangchongjing，xiekunyeshiruci。
zhengxiangzhezenmechuli，danmuquechedidezhale，shiwensheijianguozhendelong？
suiranzheidongxiyejiusanjinzuoyou，keshimaquesuixiao，wuzangjuquan，longgaiyoudetezhengtadouyou，jianzhirangrenkaileyan。
“zhubo，zheigewoyaole，nikaigejia，duoshaoqiandouxing。”
fengjianxiaoyingyoushuohuale，erqiehaishifenhaohengdedashangleyibo。
“xiongdi，zheidongxinimaijiwo，wochuwubaiwan。”
shuohuadejiaofeilongzaitian，yichushoujiudashangleshiwuwan。
fengjianxiaoyingdunshijile。“woliubai。”
feilongzaitianzhijieshuodao：“woyiqianwan。”
“我一千五百万。”
“两千万。”
zheiliangrenzhijiegangqilaile。
pingchangzheizhonghuwaizhiboyeyouqianghuode，biruzhubodadaoshenmeyewei，huozhewadaoleshenmecaoyao，shihuodedouhuiqiangyiqiang，danshizheicibuyiyang，jibaishangqianwandebiaojia，dahuohaishitouyicijian，zheijianshiyichuanshi，shichuanbai，buchuwufenzhong，xiekundezhibojianbianzhangdaolebashiwan。
erfengjianxiaoyinghefeilongzaitiandejingjiarengranzaijixu，yijingtupolesanqiandaguan。
xiekunshiyoujinzhangyoujidong，ruguozhennengmaizheimeduoqian，tahaizuoshenmezhibo，jiusuantashenmedoubugan，yegouhuoyibeizidele。
jiuzaitazhunbeixuanyigerenmaidiaodeshihou，yitiaosixinhurandanlechulai。
faxinxideshigejiaolaoshenxianderen。
“mashangxiabo，jinlongruomai，jiangzaoshashenzhihuo。”
xianhongdezitiyouruyibaxuelinlindedao，kandexiekunyizhenjingji。
meicuo，jinlongzhiyouyitiao，maibudaodekendingyuanhen，huizuochushenmekejiushuobuzhunle。
lijiduizheshoujishuodao：“gewei，buhaoyisi，jialituranyoudianshi，jintianjiubodaozheile，mingbaizanmenjixu。”
shuowanjiuguanlezhibojian，linzhesangewangdoupaohuilejia。
gangzuodaokangshangshoujijiuxiangle，shiyinxingfadexinxi，wushiwanyijingdaozhang。
xiekunbuyongxiangyezhidaozhuanzhangdeshifengjianxiaoying，zaixiangdaotazhidaozijijiadedizhi，bujinyouxiebuan。
lianhuodoumeikandaojiujilewushiwan，haowuyiwenfengjianxiaoyinghenyouqian，zheiyeyiweitadeshilihenenglidoubuhuixiao，ruguozhendeyinweizheitiaolongdongleduifuzijidexinsi，zijiyoushigenaodaiyebugourenjiawande。
zheishi，feilongzaitianyefalailesixin。
“xiaoxiongdi，longwobixuyao，niyaoshenmewodounengmanzuni，zanmenwuxiaoshihoujian。”
duifangweishenmeshuodezheimeduding，nandaotazhidaotajiazainaer？zuizhuyaodeshizheihuazhongtouzhemanmandeweixie，dunrangxiekunmaochulehan。
zhengbuzhiruheshihao，laoshenxianyoufalailexinxi。
“mashangkaizhibo，bajinlongfangshengle，yaoqianhaishiyaoming，nizijixiangqingchu。”
neihaiyongwenma，kendingshiyaominga，qianzaiduo，meiminghuayedengyushigepi。
erqiezheizhuyiqueshijihao，zhiyaofangshengle，sheiyewufanaiwohe。
xiekunganjinbeizhejinlonglaidaolefanghoudexiaohebian，tongshiyedakailezhibo。
“geweilaotie，gangcaiwojizhuanjiadaledianhua，yijingdedaolequeren，zheibingbushiyitiaolong，ershiyizhongshifenxishaodebihu，zhuanjiajianyiwofangsheng，woyejuedingtingcongzuzhidehaozhao，zanmenjintianbuzuomeishi，yiqifangsheng。”
弹幕顿时吐槽起来。
“made，nagezhuanjiashuode，neimingmingjiushitiaolong。”
“zhubo，sanqianwanbuyaole，fangsheng，nishedema？”
“zhubo，nikeqianwabiexiangbukaia，guantashishadoubunengfang。”
xiekunkendingshebude，danqueyemeiyoudahuoxiangxiangdeneimeyanzhong，yinweitayouxitong，libiandoushishangguyishou，shuobudinghaiyoubiwanyigenglihaidedongxi。
xiangxiangzhuque，xuanwuzhiliu，xiekunbuyougoulegouzuijiao。
“meishenmeshebushedede，tingzuzhidehuacaihegedehaogongminma。”
shuowandakailewangdou，jiangxiaozhulongrengxialehe。
“啊，你真扔啊。”
danmuliyizhenjingjiao，danyeyoubushaobiaoshizantongde，fenfenkuaxiekunzhengnengliang，youxinyang，guanzhuhedingyuelimajiuzouleyi**。
yucitongshi，yigesishijisuidezhongnianrenzhengyilianyinchendekanzhezhibo。
shenbianzuoleyigeshencairehuodepiaoliangnvren，nvrenzhoumeikanzhezhibo，xiaoshengshuodao：“hanxiansheng，tazhendefangshengle，zanmenhaiyaoguoquma？”
nanrenmizheyan，jiujiudoubucengshuohua……
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