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haode，meiwenti！womenlaijijiangwanjiadian“fafengwenxue”deliao，

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---**diyizhang：zanglizhibo，shesikaiju，

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shizaicos《sishenlaile》pianchangxiandingpifu！「woqiao？gezheipai《rulianshi》fanwaipianni？wangzimeiyou，

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xuwanchengzhuxianrenwu（huiyuanshijie+chamasiyin）bingshoujipofangzhi（keduidaoju）。

dangqianjindu：0/10000。wenxintishi：guancaigaizhengzaibeiqiao，jianyisuzhuxianjiejueshenglixingshesi。」

「shei？！sheizaiwonaozilizhuangjiankongle？！chulai！vwo50kankanshili！」jiangwanneixinfengkuangdanmu。

“peng——！”guancaigaiyingshengqifei，dongjingkanbiertijiaoyuandibaozha。jiangwanyigeliyudating，

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huoxiangjianlegui：「ni…niguoranzaiyan！lianmazanglidouyaoboliuliang…nihaiyoumeiyouxin！」

lingtangdapingshangdanmuhuoshanpenfa：【**！zhashile！jiaqianjindeguancaibanshidanhuangzuode？

】【zheijishengchongzenmehaibuquyishijiezhongkai？】【weibaobuku！zhongchoulvshifeisongtajinqucaifengrenji！

】jiangwanpiejiandanmu，qixiaole，zuijiaoyiwai，

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」jiangwanluneifengkuangcall。「ding！jiancedaohechengtanguishi，

daorelv0.3w/m·k（burunuanbaobao），zheshelv2.48（burupijiupingdi），

shichanggujia：9.9yuanbaoyou（haopingfanxian2yuan）。」jixieyinturangongfang，shengzhenlingtang，

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jiangchengyutuijinsiyanjing，shoudixiaoshuocaogaobeiniechengxiancai。jiangxingyebawangouxiangquan，erdingshanguang：「xitong？

xinxingkejijiaonangdaihao？tingchaoamei！」「bizui。」jiangzhendongzhoumeianxiazhutingqi，

jiangwandeshengyinqingxichuanlai——「xitong，pofangzhinengduisha？」

「dangqianjiesuo【zhenhuapenwu】：rangmubiaoshuozhenhua10fenzhong，xiaohao1000dian。」

jiangchengyumengdidanqi：「ba！ninyetingjianle？zheiyatoubeiduoshele？！」jiangzhendongchenmobuyu，

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tazhuanshenduizhunjingtouhebaiwei，wanruzhengyizhanshi：「zuihouwenniyici——」「wodaoditoumeitouniderensheng？」

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」jingguanyilianyansujuzheng，「nishexianfeifaqinzhanyichan，qingpeihediaocha。」danmushunjianfeitengruyouguo。

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**dierzhang：jingjudalian，jkcaishiyuzhoudezhenli**shenxunshibaichidengliangdenengkaohongshu。

jiangwanzhuanzheshoukao，zhuomozheiwanyierdangliuliuqiushidekexingxing。taiyandaliangduimiannvjing，

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dier——」taqingshen，liuhaitouxiayinying，huoxiangfanpaidaboss，「zhenqianjinweizaodeyizhu，

mojihaimeigantouba？zheizaojiajishu，jianyihuixiaoxuezhongxiumeishuke。」

jiankonghoudebaiweiqideerchuilanzuanerdingfanhongguang。jiangwannaozhongtishi：「jiangzhiguanghuanqidong，

xiaohaoqiyunzhi100dian。」baiweimengle：zheixitongshizhenshijia？weishenmewonengtingjian？！

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shenhougenzhebaohashiqidejiangxingye（goulianxiezhe“woshisheiwozaina”），

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tuhaoqichangquankai，「anfashibuzaichangzhengming——」jingguanjieguoyikan，

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jiangwanmiyankanxiang“zhengwu”——jietushangtashoulifenmingzuanzhe《badaozongcaiqiangzhiai》yangshu！haojiahuo，

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jiangzhendongtaoxiaojingzizhengliyisibugoudexiufa（baoyangdezhenhao！），dandingdao：「neng。daojiashuo。

rangnidichuqugouliuxia，tazhishangburugou。」「wang！」bianmufangfotingdong，zhengtuoshengziyizhuapaisuijiantingqi。

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jiankongpingshang，jiangwanzhengna【zhenhuapenwu】duinvjing。「shuo，sheizhishiniweizaozhengju？」nvjingtongkongkuosan，

guaiguaizhaogong：「bai**…tajiwolaogongshengzhi…songwodingliuyanchanghuimenpiao…wojiu…congle…」

「pofangzhi+1000！jiesuo【renshebenghuaitiezhi】。」jingjudatingyongrujizhe，shanguangdengliangxiagouyan。

baiweilihuadaiyu：「woxiangxinmeimeizhishiyishihutu…woyuanyiyuanliangta…」aosikaqiantashizuoxiaojinren。

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“pa”ditiezhizhanshangbaiweihoujing。「wo、wodangranyuanliang…ou！」baiweituranganou，「ou！

qishiwobabudezheimaopaihuolaodizuochuanou——」tuluzhenyan+wulioutu，shuangzhongbaoji！

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】【zheioutushitanbaishizhenshicunzaidema？dianzizhacai+1！】jiangwancoujintaeryu：「jiangzhiguanghuanhaoyongma？

xiacijidechongmandianzaichumene~」baiweiliangqianghoutui，

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jiangwanchuikoushao：「siwangbabifen，jiaojiaonizhideyongyou~huitoulv200%！」「zheishi…pinpailianmingkuan！」

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**disanzhang：cuipiyawenxuedashang，shesiwuguojie**jiangwansuozaigeloudiaochuangshang，

zhijianmosuozhepizhirijiben「ldejkbiannianshi」。neiyefanhuangzhaopianli，ershisuidemuqinchuanshuishoufu，

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jiliulanggoudaletaobuxiugangfanpen…”jiangwanxiaochusheng：laoma，nishidongfeiwuliyongde！

xitongturanjianjiao：「jiancedaozhuizongxinhao！sanmiaohoupomen——」“peng！”menbeizhuangkai，hanqiyongru。