去如厕还是更衣佚名-著

小说简介

qurucehaishigengyishiyibulingrentaozuidejingcaixiaoshuo，youyimingjingxindazao。gushiweiraozhezhujiaosangzhihelizhankai，qingganxiniershenru，dongchalijiqiang。zheibenxiaoshuojieshileguanyuchouhenheaiqingdejingcaigushi，yingdeleguangfantuijian。kezenmequanren，jiuyoudianbuhuile。yuanzhujinnianershisisui，gensangruoshuixiangchabasui，suiranshiyimutongbao，danyebushenqinjin。jiashangyuan……

精彩章节

helizhanghongzhelian，xinghongzheyan，yinweitongyangerbaozao，shaludeyuwangjihuyaochongchuxiongqiang。

yuyibuganduoshuo，zhanzhanjingjingkezhetou，pafuzailedishang。

taijiangongnvzaoguileyidi。

zheizhongshihou，zhiyoutaijianzongguanyuhuaideganshuoliangju：“huangshangxinu，yuyizhiqianshuole，qingxujidonghuidaozhixueyeliusujiakuai，jierjiazhongbingqing。haiwanghuangshangbaozhonglongti。”

helizhengningzhelianlengxiao：“he，jiyaowobaozhonglongti，yourangwochongxinghoufei，nimenyigegehaizhenshizhongjunaiguoa!”

“皇上恕罪。”

yuhuaidezhidaohuangdizhengzaiqitoushang，yeguilexialai，zhiyemeifangqiquanjie：“huangshang，laonuzhidaoninshenranguaibing，cikezhengchengshoujibingdetongku，keninyujishijizai，shangwuyigehuangsi，zheishiguanhujiangshanshejidedashi，haiwangninkanzaihuangsidefenshang，qierenyiren，jixuchongxingsangfeiniangniang。”

sangfeiniangniangsangruoshuishihubushilangdeqianjin，mingdongtianxiadediyimeiren。

tangruohuangshangyijiubuweisuodong，neime，tamenbuzhidaoyaojinxianzenyangdejuese，cainengranghuangshangyouchongxingdechongdong。

yuyixiangzhetaihouneibiandesiling——wubibaozhenghuangshangchongxinghoufei，danyuhuangsi。

yinci，yezhuangzhedanzi，ketoufuhe：“yuzongguanshuodedui，huangshang，huangsiguanhujiangshansheji，haiwangninkanzaihuangsidefenshang，jixuchongxingsangfei——”

“砰!”

jingmeidechabeihenhenshuaizaidishang。

“滚!都滚!”

helinuhe：“zaiganduoshuoyiju，shawushe!”

月桑殿偏殿

sangzhihaizaidengxiakanhuaben。

zheiwuliaodegudaishijie，yejiukankanhuabendafashijianle。

huran，yizhenpengpengdongdongzadongxideshengyinchuanlai。

haibansuizheruoyousiwudekusheng。

大半夜的谁在哭?

sangzhiningshenxiting，faxianshicongzhudianchuanlaide。

zhudianzhuzheyuanzhudemeimeisangruoshui，yiyueqianbeiyingjinhuanggong，cefengweisangfei，jinwanhaishitashiqindehaorizi，weihehuiku?

sangzhixiangdaozheili，buyoudekaolvqidangxiadechujing：yuanzhusangzhishihubushilangdizhangnv，sinianqian，jiajilezhongyihoufudeshizijiangling。sheixiang，xinhundangwan，jianglingzuijiu，huixinfangdelushang，shizudiexialianhuachi，nisile。

zaijianglingnisizhiqian，yuanzhuyouguosangeweihunfu，jiezaidinghunhoubujiu，liqibaobi。

jianglingshiyuanzhudisirenweihunfu，yechengdaoledahun，benyiweinengyigaiyuanzhukefudemingyun，jieguo，haishiyingnianzaoshi。

jianglingsihou，yuanzhuchedisixin，wuyihunjia，zaizhongyihoufuweijianglingshouguasannian，yuyuerzhong。

zaixinglai，jiushisangzhile。

sangzhishixiandaiyimingshechu，jiabancusihou，chuanleguolai，duiyuanzhuchihebuchou、haiyourensihoudeshenghuobuyaotaimanyi。

budaobannian，jiubazijiyangderongguanghuanfa。

所谓美貌是原罪。