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《qianrenzhashile？wofentoucaogaifayale！》shiyibuyinrenrushengdeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，youzuojiaaichixiaochaooupiandeashengjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhujiaolinyujiangniandemingyunyuaiqing、quanlihebeipanjiaozhizaiyiqi，jieshilerenxingdefuzaheshehuideheianmian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenkededongchalihejinzhangdejuqingerbeishouzanyu。jianruisuanchuchongshangbiqiang，shixianzaicimohu。womengdixibizi，daizhenongzhongbiyin，jihushiehenhen、duqibanchongkouerchu：“linyu！”shengyinhenda，daizhekuqiang，……。

精彩章节

1fentoucaoweifayadangwoyiweifentoucaogaifayashi，qiannanyouzhashile。“yo，linyu？

”wotingjianzijideshengyin，youlengyoujian，xiangcuiledudebolichazi，henhenguaguonanchenggaotiezhanxuanxiaodekongqi，

“zhenqiaoa。houjieshangzheidaobatingxinxian？zenme，niye‘zhashi’le？”shijianxiangbeianlezantingjian。

zandongderentou，ciyandedianziping，tuozhexinglixiangcongconglveguodemohuyingzi——quanhuchengleliudongdebeijingban。

zhiyouxieqianfangchengzhongzhupangneigeshoutuolexingderen，beiwuxingdejuguangdengsisidingzhu。shilinyu？

keneiyoubutaixianglinyu。jiyilinengqingsongbawokangqilaizhuanquandenanren，

cikebeiyijiankongdangdangdeheiseyurongfuguozhe，xianggenchuozaifenglidezhugan。quangugaosong，yanwoshenxian，

chendeneishuangcengjingliangdezhuorendeyanjing，zhishengxiachenchende、jinhukugaodehuibai。taweiweigoulouzhebei，

shoulisisizuanzhegexiaoyaoping，zhiguanjieyonglidaofabai，fangfoneishitanishuishiweiyidefumu。

zhenggerentouzhebeizhongbingfanfunianmoguode、shenrugusuidepibei。xinkoumengdiyizhi，xiangbeibingshouzuanjin。

tazenmezaizheili？tazenme……bianchengzheiyang？xinglixianglunzifachucierdemocasheng，woxianggeshikongdemuou，

jiangzailitajibuyuandedifang。tabeishengxiangjingdong，jiqihuanmanditaiqitou。muguangchuanguozandongderenfeng，

mangransaoshi，ranhou，haowuyujingdizhuangshangwodeshixian。neishuanghuibaideyanjingli，shunjianxianqijingtaohailang。zhenjing，

nanyizhixin，suijishimouzhonggengshenchende、hunzazhejudatongchudedongxi，jihuyaojiangwotunshi。tazhenggerenjiangzhu，

zuanzheyaopingdeshoumengdishoujin，gujiefachuqingweide“ka”sheng。kongqidongjie。zhanneisuoyouzaoyinxiaoshi。

shijiezhishengxiawomenliangren，gezhejibubinglengdejuli，xianggezhewufakuayuedeshengsihonggou。wodemuguang，

dingzibanluozaitabojingcemian。houjiepangbian，yidaoxinxiandebahen，zhengningdipanjuzhe。yanseshenhong，

xiangtiaochouloudewugong，pazaiwocengwushuciqinwenguodepifushang。xinkouxiangshibeizhenhenhenzhaleyixia。

neijuzaixindipanhuanleyizhengniande、daizheducidehua，yijingbushoukongzhidibiaolechuqu。

yuanlaineixiehenyiheweiqu，congweizhenzhengsidiao。tatongkongzhouranjinsuo，

xiangbeiwozheicuiledude“wenhou”henhencichuan。tazhanglezhangzui，houlonglifachuhehedeshengxiang，quemeinengtuchuzi。

neishuangshenxiandeyanjing，sisidingzaiwoshenshang，daizhebinsiyeshoubandeshenshi，youchenyouzhong。ranhou，tadeshixian，

daizheshizhidezhongliang，huanhuanxiayi。lveguowodelian，zuizhongsisitingzhuzaiwoguozhehouhouyangrongweijindebojingxiafang，

kaojinsuogudeweizhi。neili，gezherouruandeyangrong，yezangzheyidaotongyangxinxian、tongyangzhengningdeba。

shijianbeilazhang、ninggu。tadingzheneigeweizhi，fangfonengchuantouzhiwu，huibaidelianshang，xuesetundeyiganerjing，

zuichunjuliedizhandouqilai。“ni……”tazhongyuzhaohuileshengyin，shayarutongshalimoca，

meiyigezidouxiangshicongposuidexiongqianglijichulai，daizhenanyizhixindejinghaihegengshenzhongdejuewang，

“nifentoucao……gaifayalecaidui……”neishengyinqingpiaopiaode，quexiangzhongchuizazaiwoxinshang。

honglong——qiongdingwaizhakaiyishengmenlei，doudadeyudianpilipalazalexialai，mijiqiaodazhedingpeng，zheneryulong，

shunjianyanmeilezhanneisuoyoudeshengyin。zhourandebaoyusheng，xiangbingshuijiaoxinglewo，

neiju“fentoucao”xiangshengxiudedundao，fanfugecheshenjing。2zhenxiangdabai“**shuoshenme？

”shengyindouranbagao，jianruizhandou，yaguoyusheng，“linyu！bahuashuoqingchu！

”jiyaleyiniandeweiqu、kongjuhegudu，chedibaofa。fennuhehuangmiuganzaixiongqianglifengkuangchongzhuang。

womengdishuaikaibeibaodaizi，dongzuocubaoshikong，lakailalian，shoushenjinqufengkuangfanzhao，

zhijianchudaoguanghuadewenjianjiawaiqiao，cubaodizhuailechulai。neishiwoshiruozhenbaodefuchabaogao，

zhonghuoxinshengdepanjueshu。“kanqingchule！”wojinhusihouzhe，babaogaohenhenpaizaitakongzhedeneizhishoudexiongkou。

“pa”deyishengcuixiang。fengmian，“ruxianaizaoqigenzhishuhoufuchabaogao”jigejiacuheitiziciyan。

xiamianyixingxiaozi，“weijianfufazhuanyizhengxiang，linchuangzhiyu”xiangluoyinbanxingmu。baogaopaizaixiongkou，

tazhenggerenhuangleyixia。taxiayishiditou，muguangsisisuozhufengmianshangdezi。huibaideyanjingli，

fanyongqijingtaohailangbandejuzhen，tongkongjulieshousuo。shijianjingzhijimiao，

zhiyoudingpengshangyuelaiyuemijideyudianhongming。ranhou，tazuanzheyaopingdeshou，neizhisisizuanzhedeshou，

huanhuandi、jiqijiannandisongkaile。xiaoxiaodebaiseyaopingdiaoluozaibinglengdizhuanshang，“da”deyishengqingxiang，

gunleliangquan，tingzaijiaobian。taneizhikongchulaideshou，tongyangdaizhejingluanbandezhandou，shenjinyurongfuneicekoudai。

mosuozhe。taochuyigehewoneigejihuyimoyiyangdelansewenjianjia。dongzuojiangyinghuanman，tadizhetou，

suifazhezhumeiyan，zhinengkandaojinbengdexiahexianhezhandoudeshouzhi。neifenbaogaobeitadidaolewomianqian，

jiuzaiwoneifenbaogaodexiafang。wodeshixian，daizhemamudemangran，congtacanbaidelian，

jiangyingdiyixianglansewenjianjia。muguangluozaifengmianshang。“jiazhuangxian**zhuangaishuhoufuchabaogao”。xiamian，

yixingxiaozi，daizheqianjunzhili，henhenzhuangjinyandi：“jingbulinbajieqingsaoshuhou，dingqifucha，yuhoulianghao，

weijianfufazhuanyi。”meiyigezidourenshi，zuhezaiyiqi，quehuangmiujuelun。jiazhuangxianai？yuhoulianghao？

naozili“weng”deyishengzhakai。neixiekeyiyiwangdepianduan，duzizaishenyebeijuewangtunshidekongju，

woyiweita……dehuamian，shunjianfensui。“jia……jiazhuangxian？”shengyingansezhandou，“bushi……feiai？

wanqi？”zuihoulianggeziqingpiaopiaode，yongjinquanshenliqi。

yinianqianyiyuanzoulangjinghongyipie、xiezhe“linyu”mingzidefeibuctbaogaodan，zaiyanqianhuangdong。tamengditaitou，

shenxiandeyanwoli，neishuangbumanhairenxuesideyanjingyinjudadejingehechilaidexingwuzhengdejida。“feiai？

”tazhongfuzhe，shengyinsiyaposui，daizhejidudehuangmiugan，“sheigaosuni……shifeiai？！

”shengyindouranbagao，binlinbengkuidezhiwenchuantouyusheng。yushuifengkuangqingxie，hongmingchongchierbian，

gaibuzhusijihejuliedexintiao。wokanzheta，takanzhewo。

liangzhangtongyangcangbai、beibingmohejudawuhuikexiahenjidelian。

zhenjing、huangmiu、chilaidekongju、fanjiangdaohaidehoupa，wushuzhongjiliedeqingxuzaiyanzhongpengzhuang、zhakai，

wushengpaoxiao。yuanlai，womendouyiweiduifangnazhediyudedanchengpiao。yuanlai，neichangtongchexinfeidejuebie，

sisuideqingjian，liuzheleishuochude“nile”，duzitunyandejuewang，doujianlizaijuda、huangdandewuhuizhishang！

xinzangbeiwuxingdeshouzuanzhuyousongkai，juliedesuanzhangganchongshangbiqiang，yanqianmohu。wozhangzui，houlongbeisisiduzhu，

fachuposuideqiyin。tayeyiyang，shouxuedeshentibengdaojizhi，weiweizhandou，shenxiandeyankuangxunsufanhong，

zuichunxidong，tubuchuzi。zhiyouneishuangbumanxuesideyanjing，sisidi、tanlandidingzhewo。

judadehuangmiuganxiangbinglengchaoshuimiedingerlai。

womenxianglianggezaiheianzhongmosuo、shanghenleilei、zuizhongzhuangdetoupoxueliudeshagua。duziaoguoderiye，

liuguodelei，yiweishiweiduifanghaode“xisheng”chenglezuijianruidefengci。

xinkoudejutongrangwoxiayishifuzhuxinglixianglagancaizhanwen。yanleixiongyong，zazaidizhuanshang。

tademuguangsisisuozaiwolianshang，shenxiandeyanwotonghong，zuichunxidonglebantian，

caijichusiyaposuideshengyin：“suoyi……nidangshi……shuonile……fenshou……”tamengdixileyikouqi，

qixidaizhejuliegengyan，jianbangsongdong，“……shiyinwei……niyiweiwokuaisile？

”yushuihongmingfangfozaierbianzhakai。wokanzhetaneishuangbeixuesihetongkuchediyanmeideyanjing，

kanzhetashouxuedeshentizaikuandayurongfulifadou，

kanzhetajinzuanbaogao、zhijiefabaideshou……yinianlaiqiangzhudedibachedibengta。houlonglideyingkuaichongpofangxian。

“buranni？！”wojihushihoulechulai，shengyinsiyaposui，yanleijuedi，

“wokandaoninazhexiongwaikedebaogao！linyu！xiongwaike！nigaosuwo，chulefeiaiwanqi…hainengshishenme？！

”jiyadeweiqu、kongjuhejuewangrutonghuoshanbaofa，“yishengshuowozuiduosangeyue！sangeyue！

wotamazenmegangaosuni？！wozenmeganlazheniyiqi…yiqidengsi？！”zuihouyigezihouchu，

quanshenliqichougan。shentihuangleyixia，fuzhuxinglixiangcaizhanwen。yanleishikongdidiao。taxiangshibeihenhenjizhong，

shentimengzhen，liangqianghoutuiyixiaobu，beijizhongzhongzhuangzaibinglengchengzhongzhushang，menxiang。tadixiatou，jianbangjuliedoudong，

zuanbaogaodeshouyonglidaozhijie“ka”xiang。chenmo！zhixi！zhiyouyayiposuidechouqishenghewozhibuzhudegengyan，

zaihuahuayushenglijuewang。guolefangfoyigeshiji，tacaihuanmantaitou。lianshangshiluluyipian，

fenbuqingleishuihaishishuiqi。shenxiandeyanjinghongdehairen，fanyongzheshenbujiandidetongkuhehuimiedezize。

3wuhuidedaijia“xiongwaike……”tazhongfuzhe，shengyindoudebuchengyangzi，daizhenongzhonghuangmiuheziwoyanqi，

“……shiwuzhen。”tajiannantunyan，houjiegundong，wugongsidebahenniuqu，

“woma…womadangshifeibuyougejiejie，

gaoduhuaiyiexing…tahedebuganzijiqunabaogao…feiyaowotitaqu……”tatongkubiyan，

zaizhengkaishishishenbujiandidezichaohehuihen，

“neizhangbaogao…shiwodemingzi…danjiancharen…shiwoma……”tashenxiqi，

qixijuliezhandou：“nadaobaogao…querenshiliangxing…wosonglekouqi…gangxiangquzhaoni……”shengyingengzhu，

tingdunjimiao，caiyongjinliqijichu，zizidaixue，“……jiushoudaolenideduanxin……”“linyu，wonile，

womenfenshouba。”binglengdeduanxinneirong，xiangcuidubishou，shigeyinian，zaicicongtakouzhongnianchu，yijiuzhiming。

sidezhaoni…dianhuadabutong…chongdaonijia…nishiyoushuonibanzoule…suoyoulianxifangshidouduanle…”tataiqitou，

neishuangbeitongkuchedijintoudeyanjing，sisidi、zhigougoudikanzhewo，

“woyiwei…nizhendeshi…nile…zhende…buyaowole……”zuihoujigezi，qingdexiangtanxi，quezhongyuqianjun。

judadehuangmiuganhechilaiderenzhixianghaixiaoxijuan。yuanlaineichangjuebie，“xisheng”，

duzitunyandekongjujuewang……yuantoujingshiyigeyinchayangcuo、weibuzudaodewuhui？

yichangguanyubierenfeibujiejiedewuzhenbaogao？mingyunwanxiaokaidetaida。dadaorangrenkubuchulai。xinkoubeitaokong，

zhishengbinglengdadongguanzhechaoshiyinlengdefeng。wokanzheta，kanzhetayanzhongshenbujiandidetongkujuewang，

kanzhetabeibingtonghewuhuizhemodexingxiaoguli……miedingdepibeihechilaideweiqu，hunhejianruidexinteng，

juezhulewo。“suoyi……”shengyinqingpiaopiao，daizhemamumangran，

“nizheiyinian……pinminggongzuo……bazijigaochengzheifuguiyangzi……”muguangsaoguotashouxuelianjia，shenxianyanwo，

kongdangyurongfu，“……haiyouzheiyao……”shixianluozaitajiaobianxiaobaiyaopingshang，

“……shiyinwei……niyiweiwoshuaileni？……yinwei‘shilian’？”tashunzhewodemuguangkanxiangyaoping。

zuijiaojiannancheleyixia，xiaorongbikunankanbaibei，daizhenongzhongzichao。“shilian？”tashayazhongfu，

shengyinwujinkuse，“suanshiba。buguo……zhuyaoshizheilidewenti。”tayongmeinabaogaodeshou，

shizhidianzijikaojinxinzangdeweizhi，dongzuoqing，quewanjunzhong。zhijianshangyi，

tingzaibojingcemianzhengningdeshuhoubahenshang。“chachulaideshihou……zheili……yijingzhuanyile。”shengyindichen，

daizhejiehouyushengdepingjingxushu，zizijingxin，

“shoushuhenda……qiediaolebangejiazhuangxian……haiyoupangbianyiduilinbajie……”tadunledun，

muguangchenchenluozaiwolianshang，daizhefuzananyandeqingxu，

“tangzaishoushutaishangdeshihou……naozilizhiyouyigeniantou……yehao……”tatingzhu，houmiandehuameichukou。

danyanshenqingxi：silejiubuyongzaichengshoubeipaoqidetongku。xinzangbeiwuxingshouhenhenzuanzhu，tongdeshunjiangongyao，

wufahuxi。judadesuanchuhexintengruchaoshuichongkuasuoyoudifang。yuanlaizheiyinian，tabujinchengshoubingmozhemo，

gengchengshoubeiwo“paoqi”delianyujianao！erwo，jingedudiwenta“zhashi”！

“duibuqi……”sangezidaizhenongzhongkuqiang，chongkouerchu。shengyinzhandou，chongmanwujinhuihenhehoupa，

“linyu……duibuqi……wobuzhidao……wozhendebuzhidao……”yanleixiongyong，shixianmohu。takanzhewo，

kanzhewokudexianggemiluhaizi，kanzhejiaobiandaibiaotaduzikangzhengdeyaoping。piankesijihou，

tajiqihuanman、jiannandi，xiangqianmaileyixiaobu。jinjinyixiaobu。chenzhongdexinglixianghenggenqijian，xiangwuxingbilei。

tatingzhu。shouxueshentizaikuandayurongfulidanbo，fangfosuishibeilengfengchuidao。tashenshenxiqi，qixibinglengchaoshi，

daizheguzhuyizhidejuejue。ranhou，tataiqishou，dongzuojiangying，daizhedabingchuyudexuruohexiaoxinyiyishitan。

gujiefenming、yinxiaoshoulinxundeshou，meiyoushenxiangwo，yemeipengxinglixiang，ershishenxiangzijiyijin。

talakailekongdangdangheiseyurongfulalian。dongzuohenman，daizhejinhubenzhuodezhengzhong。lalianhuakai，

luchulimianxidefabaidehuisejiumaoyi——neishiwohenjiuyiqian，benshoubenjiaozhijitadeshengriliwu，

zhenjiaowainiu，choudeyaoming，tajuran……haichuanzhe？xintiao，zaikandaomaoyilingkouluchudeshuxiqianhuiseshi，

loutiaoyipai。tadeshoumeiting，tanjinyurongfuneicekoudai。mosuozhe，taochuyigedongxi。bushibaogao。

neishiyigexiaoxiaode、shenlansesironghezi。sisifangfang，bianyuanmodefaliang，xianranchuailehenjiu。tadizhetou，

muguangluozaixiaohezishang，zhijianweizhan。zhangzhangjiemaochuixia，zaishenxianyanwoxiatouxiayinying，zhezhusuoyouqingxu。

zhiyoujinbengxiahexianheweiweigundongdehoujie，xieluneixinjingtaohailang。shijian，fangfowuxianlazhang。

dingpengmijiyudiansheng，xinglixianggunlunzaoyin，yuanchumohuguangbo……suoyoubeijingyinchaoshuibantuiqu。wodeshijie，

zhishengxianeigexiaoxiaode、shenlansedesironghezi，hetaneizhigujiefenming、weiweizhandoudeshou。yinianqian，

juewangsisuidinghunqingjiandexiawu，binglengde“wanqi”panjueshu……heyanqianzheigehezi，fengkuangjiaozhipengzhuang。

tahuishuoshenme？zuoshenme？xintiaoruleigu，zhuangpoxiongtang。yanjingsisidingzhehezi，huxiwangji。

suoyouweiqu、fennu、houpa、xinteng……ningzhi，zhishengzhixidengdai。tazhongyujixuzugouyongqi。

neizhinahezideshou，daizhepofuchenzhoujuejue，jiqihuanman、yicuncuntaiqi，shenxiangwo。shoubeibizhi，

dongzuojiangyingrutongshengxiujixie。hezididaowomianqian，buzubanmidekongqili。tayijiuditou，meikanwo。

zhiyoushayadaojizhi、daizhejuliezhandouheguzhuyizhibanbeiweideshengyin，chuantouhuahuayusheng，

qingxizajinerduo：“jiangnian……”tajiaowodemingzi，shengyingengdelihai，“baogao……gengxinle。

”tatingdunleyixia，yongjinquanshenliqi，caibaqingbukewendehuajichu，

daizhexiaoxinyiyi、jinhujuewangdeshitan：“zheici……nengzhongxinyuyuema？”“yuyue……daolaodeneizhong。

”yudianfengkuangzazaijudatoumingdingpengshang，lianmianbujuehongming，xiangyaoyanmeishijie。

wokanzhedidaoyanqiandeshenlansironghezi，kanzhetadichuitouluheweizhandeshou，

kanzhetakongdangguozheshouxueshentideheiseyurongfu，

yurongfuxialuchudeshuxichoumaoyilingkou……yinianlaidejingtaohailang，shigukongju，duzitunyanjuewang，

beiwuhuisiliedetongku……beizheixiaoxiaohezihebeiweide“yuyuedaolao”，qiyidifuping。

jianruisuanchuchongshangbiqiang，shixianzaicimohu。womengdixibizi，daizhenongzhongbiyin，

jihushiehenhen、duqibanchongkouerchu：“linyu！”shengyinhenda，daizhekuqiang，zaicaozayushengzhongtuwu，

yinlailvkecemu。tabeizheishenghoujingdao，shentiweizhan，nahezideshoumengdihuisuo，suijigengjinzuanzhu，

zhijiebaideheren。tazhongyutaitou，shenxiande、bumanxuesideyanjingli，

shengmanjinghuang、cuiruohejinhubeiweideqiqiu，xiangdengdaishenpandekunshou。woyingshangtademuguang，yanleihaizaidiao，

zuijiaoyongli、xionghendixiangshangchekaihudu：“xiacifucha……”wodingzhetadeyanjing，yiziyidun，

shengyindaikuqiangqueyichangqingxi，“zaiganbugaosuwo……woqinshoubalenideyinliuguan！shuodaozuodao！

”zheijuhuahouchulai，daizhemanbujianglidehenjinger。tazhenggerenlengzhu，shenxianyanjingmengdizhengda，

limianfanyongdejinghuangcuiruozanting，suijibeinanyizhixindejudakuangxiherushizhongfuqudai。neiguangmangchire，

jihudianranyanzhongdehuibai。neizhiyizhijiangyingshenzhe、nasironghezideshou，zhongyubuzaizhandou。takanzhewo，

zuijiaojiqihuanmandi、yidianyidianshangyang。xiaoronghenqian，quebokailianshanglongzhaoyiniandeyinmai，

luchujiuweide、shuyulinyudeminglanglunkuo。“hao。”tayashengyingdao，shengyinshaya，

quedaizheqiansuoweiyoudeqingsongjianding，“doutingnide。”tanazhehezideshoumeishouhui，

fanergengjiandingdiwangqiandiledi，daizheburongzhiyideqixu。chezhanguangbobuheshiyixiangqi，tixingliechejianpiao。

renqunchaozhakouyongdong。yigetuojudaxinglixiangdelvkecongcongjiguo，daiqilengfeng。

tajihushixiayishidi、jiqizirandiceshenyibu，yongzijiyijiudanbodeshentidangzaiwohexiongyongrenliuzhijian。

neizhikongzhedeshou，meipengwo，meilaxinglixiang。ershishenxiangyizhiguazaibeiwandeheisezhangbingsan。“kada”qingxiang，

sangudankai。heisesanmianzaiwotoudingshuranchengkai，xiangyipianzhouranjianglindeanwenxiaoxiaotiankong，

shunjiangejuelecongqiongdingfengxipiaojindebinglengyusi，yegejuelezhouweisuoyouxuanxiaomuguang。sanxiaxiaoxiaokongjianli，

guangxiananxia，zhishengwomenjicuweipingdehuxisheng，haiyouneilansesironghezizaihunanguangxianlifanzhedeyouweirouguang。

tachengzhesan，sanbingwodehenwen。sanmianhenda，zuyirongnaliangren。dansandebianyuan，

quewenwendi、yisibuchaditingzaiwodejiantouwaice，jiangtazijidedabangejianbang，