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精彩章节

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”“yi‘duijiangjunbujing’weiyou，zhangzesanshi。”chenmengmeiyousihaoyouyu。“shi！”tadaizhewodeqinbing，

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“xiaojue！nigan！”woyibazuanzhutadeshouwan，lidaodaderangtatonghuchusheng。“nikanwoganbugan。

”takuhanzheweixie。“woyaoqufuhuangneiligaoni！woyaorangtazhinidezui！”woxiaole，

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zheihuachuanchuqu，diudeshizhenggehuangjiadelian。fuhuangweileanfubianjiangshushiwanjiangshi，

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neixiepingrilizhangzhetahujiahuweidenucai，cikexiangsigouyiyangpazaidishang**。“jizhu，zaizheigefuli，

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”shuowan，wosongkaishou。taxiangbeichouzoulesuoyouliqi，tanruanzaidi。wozhuanshenzouhuifangjian，

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”“tianliangqian，woyaokandaotahuifuyuanyang。”liyueyingqurudifadou，leishuihunzhezuijiaodexue，langbeibukan。

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“fuhuang！ninyaoweierchenzuozhua！”“xiaojueta……tazuoyeoudaerchen，muwuhuangfa！

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”jiezhe，wopingjingdixushuqibianguandezhanshi。“cicichuzheng，wojunzhenwangsanwanqiqianren，shangzhebujiqishu。

”“jiangshimensangeyueweicengbaoshiyidun，riyezhengedaidan，yumanzuxuezhanyuyanmenguanwai。

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”cihuayichu，manchaojiejing。huangdigengshiconglongyishang“huo”dizhanleqilai。“hunao！

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“jinriweixiaojiangjunqinggong，rucishengshi，qinengwushi？”tashouchijiubei，yiqifengfa，

dangzhongyinsongleyishouzanmeibianguanjiangshideqiyanlvshi。shijuhuali，duizhanggongzheng，yinlaimantanghecai。“haoshi！

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xiangbiduibianguanfengguangganchugengshen。buzhikefouyefushiyishou，rangwodengyikaiyanjie？

”tazheishimingbaizheyaorangwozheigewufudangzhongchuchou。wojidezheishoushi。qianshideyanhuishang，

tayeshizheiyang“yaoqing”wo，rangwojiongpowanfen，wudizirong。liyueyinggengshidangzhongjifengwo“cubibukan，

xiumubukediaoye”。zheiyishi，wokanzhetabiaoyan，zhijuedekexiao。wolengxiaoyisheng，zaitanianwanzuihouyijushi，

zhijiezhanleqilai。“shendarendeshi，queshibucuo。”wodunledun，zaitaluchudeyishenseshi，huafengyizhuan。

“zhikexi，bushinixiede。”manchanghuaran。shenyushudelianseshunjianshabai。“ni……nixuekoupenren！

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“cishichuziqianchaoshirensongzhiwende《beizheng》，zhishisongzhiwenyishengyuyubudezhi，shizuoliuchuanbuguang，

shendarenyiweiwurenzhixiao，biannalaichongzuozijidezuopin，shiyebushi？”shenyushuhanruyuxia，zuichunduosuozhe，

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ershibubujinbi。“tingwenshendarenbujinshicaiwushuang，jiulianggengshijingren。”wokanzheta，

yiziyijudifushuzhetaqianshiyonglaichaofengwodehua。“cengyan‘yinjinsanjiangshui，buzuidazhangfu’。

”“jinrirucishenghui，shendarenheburangwomenjianshiyifan？”budengtajujue，wozhijieduishenhoudechenmengxialing。

“chenmeng，qujunzhongliejiu‘huoshaoyun’santan，weishendarenzhuxing！”chenmenglingmingerqu，henkuai，

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zheishijunzhongzuiliedejiu，yiwanjiunengfangdaoyigezhuanghan。huangdizuozaishangshou，raoyouxingzhidikanzhe，

meiyousihaozuzhideyisi。shenyushuhedetuidouruanle。

“bu……wobuneng……”“shendarenshikanbuqiwoxiaomou，haishikanbuqiweiguojuanqudejiangshi？

”wozhijiejitakoushangyidingdamaozi。zaibaiguandezhushixia，shenyushubeiwodelianggeqinbingjiazhu，

yiwanjieyiwandiwangxiaguan。tacongzhengzhaqiurao，daoqiangkebuzhi，zuihouzhijietanzaidishang。santanliejiuxiadu，

tadangchangoutushijin，huiwumandi，choutaibaichu。jingchengdiyicaizi，yiyezhijian，lunweiquanchengzuidadexiaobing。

liyueyingxintengdikanzhetadeqinglang，zuanjinlequantou，zhijiashenshenqianjinrouli。tataitouxiangdengwo，

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4yanhuidiertian，wochenredatie。woyi“jingchengfangwusongxie，jianxihengxing，

shenyushuzhiliuyinengshenjugaowei”weiyou，xianghuangdiqingzhi，zhengdunjingying。

maotouzhizhisanhuangzianchazaijingyingzhongderenshi。sanhuangzishishenyushudemuhouzhuzi，

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gengduisanhuangzisixialibuduankuozhangdeshiliyousuojidan。taledeyourentitaqiaodaerzi。yushi，tashunshuituizhou，

jiangjingchengsandayingzhongzuiweihunluande“shenjiying”，jiaodaolewodeshoushang。

wodaizhechenmengheyibaimingcongbianguandaihuilaidebaizhanqinbing，zoujinleshenjiyingdedamen。diyitian，xiaochangdianbing。

wozhijielixiajunfa，fanwuguquexi、caolianxiedai、weikangjunlingzhe，zhan。huayingangluo，

jiuyousangexiaoweimanbuzaihudizhanchulai，yanyuqingtiao。tamendoushisanhuangzian**laichikongxiangdeqinxin，

pingrilizuoweizuofuguanle。“xiaojiangjun，zanmenshenjiyingkebushinineikuhahadebianguan，meineimeduoguiju。

”“jiushi，xiongdimenjiushilaihunkoufanchi，hebineimerenzhen？”wokanzhetamen，meiyoushuohua。chenmenghuiyi，

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shunjianyaquewusheng。suoyourendoubeizheixuexingdeshouduanzhenzhule。wocaizhedishangdexue，zoudaoduiwuqian。

“haiyousheiyouyijian？”wurenganyan。“congjinriqi，shenjiying，woshuolesuan。”jiexialaidebangeyue，

woyongtiexueshouduanduishenjiyingjinxingledaqingxi。suoyousanhuangzideren，yaomebeiwozhaoyoutoukanle，

yaomebeiganlechuqu。woyoucongdicengshibingzhong，tibaleyipiyounenglidanbeidayadeyongshi。qizhongjige，

haishiwoqianshijiyizhongzhangonghehedemengjiang，zhishizheiyishihaiweiyouchutouzhiri。buchuyigeyue，

yuanbenyipansanshadeshenjiying，beiwodazaochengleyizhilingxingjinzhidetiejun。sanhuangziheshenyushuduiwohenzhirugu，

quezhuabudaorenhebabing，zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhezijikuxinjingyingdeshilibeiwoliangenbaqi。

liyueyingzaigongzhufudezhiwoshouwojingchengbingquan，diyicizhenzhengyishidao，

wobuzaishineigekeyirentarouniedenituizi。woshiyitouyijingzhengtuolaolong，bingqieliangchuleliaoyademenghu。

neitianshenye，tapairenjiwosonglaiyiwanqinshoudundetanggeng，yitushihao。wodangzhelairendemian，

zhijiejiangtangdaozailedishang。“huiqugaosugongzhu。”wodeshengyinbingleng。“biewanzheixiexuqingjiayidebaxi。

”“haohaoxiangshouxianzaihainengbeichengwei‘gongzhu’deriziba。”lairenhedepigunniaoliudipaole。wozhidao，

liyueyingdekongju，caiganggangkaishi。5shenyushubuganxinjiucishibai。tahenkuaijiuxiangchuleyitiaoduji，

yaojiangwochedidarushenyuan。taweizaolewoyumanzutongxindexinjian，zijimofangdeweimiaoweixiao。

youmaitonglewojunzhongyigeyinshengqianwuwangerxinshengyuanduidejunguan，rangtazuoweizheng。tamendejihuashi，

zaihuangdiqiuriweiliezhishi，anpai“manzucike”xingci。ranhou，zaiwo“jiujia”zhishi，

congwoshenshang“souchu”tongdixinjian，zuoshiwodemounizuiming。jieshi，renzhengwuzhengjuzai，wobaikoumobian。

haoyizhaoyishierniao。zhikexi，tamendesuoyoudongxiang，douzaiwoqinbingdejiankongzhixia。

shenyushupairenqujingjiaomihuileshei，neigebeimaitongdejunguanyoushouleduoshaoyinzi，woyiqingerchu。weilieneitian，

huangjialiechangjiebeisenyan。woanzhaotamendejuben，zaizhuizhuyitoumilushi，