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什么骗子?
shennianyaodanaoyipiankongbai,lianbeijizaiqiangshang,zhenggerendoudongdanbude。
xiayimiao,mosichenqueturansongleshou。
budui,tagangcaiwanquanmeiyoufankangdeyishi,shentixufumianruan,jiushigeputongren。
mosichenxintouyongshangyizhennaonu,shengyinyuefasenhan。
“你叫什么名字?”
shennianyaozhanshengkaikou:“wo,wojiaolixia,shishenjiaxinrenhuilaidenver……”
“gunchuqu,yihoubuyaozailaisijia。”
shennianyaomangbudiedichongchuqu,zhanzaimingliangdezoulangshang,jiehouyushengdisonglekouqi。
tajintiansuanshibamosichendezuihenle,xinghaoshufangliyipianheian,kanbuqinglian,gancuibazheikouguokoudaolixiatoushang!
……
mosichenanxiakaiguan,shufanghuifumingliang。
haiyiweishiyourenhunshuimoyulaiansha,meixiangdaoshixujingyichang。
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shaonianshaonvmenshenzhehuafu,yixiangbinying,haoburenao。
不对……
gangcaineigenvhaishenshangzhanlelichunhuadeqixi,zhengmingtajinwanjiuzaisijia,shenzhikenengjiuhunzaizheixiebinkezhizhong!
mosichenyuanbenmeidasuanxialou,cikequegailezhuyi,dabulikaishufang。
……
siwenyidalegebaoge,manzudimomoduzi。
“zheishiwoguodezuitebie,chidezuibaodeyigeshengrile,xiexienixiaoxia。”
lixiaqueyouyuandikanletayiyan。
jiaozibeisiwenyiqiangzouyiban,tahaimeichibaoni。
siwenyikantazheiweiqubabadebiaoqingjiujuedekeai,renbuzhushenshouqunietadelian,“haola,yihuierworangchufangjinizuoyidahejiaozidaizouxingbuxing?”
lixiagangyaoyingxia,huranhunshenyilin,shentibennengdichajuedaoweixian,hanmaozhishu。
shixianfeikuaisaoguoquanchang,zuihousuodingzaiduimianloutiguaijiaochu,yidaofengruilinliedemuguang。
tacongcongdiuxiayiju“woquxishoujian”,bianfeikuaicongcemenlikai。
siwenyihaimeifanyingguolai,jiuzaizhongrendididexiqishengzhong,kandaomosichendabuchaozijizoulai。
tazhabazhabayanjing,“nibushixianzheilichaonao,bukenxialaima?”
mosichenmuguangzhuozhuo,sixiasaoshe。
“gangcaihenizhanzaiyiqidenvhaishishei?”
lidetaiyuan,tayinyuezhinengkanqingyimoshuxidelunkuo,yidingshilichunhua!
siwenyixiangyebuxiang,“e,nizhaolixia?”
duanduanshijianneizaidutingdaozheigemingzi,mosichenmeitoujinzhou,yilianyanfan。
gangbeitaganchulai,jiupobujidaipaolaitaohaosiwenyi,zhenshikee!
junlianbumanhanshuang,mosichenlenglengdao:“yihoushaogenzheizhongxinshubuzhengderenlaiwang,miandedaihuaileni。”
siwenyimengle,“nizaishuoshenme,xiaoxiamingminghenkeai……”
mosichenyagenmeitingjinqu,liesunyiyangdemuguangqunxunquanchang,zuizhongwuhuoerfan。
zaichangdenvhaiyichudaotademuguang,wubushifenfenhuojiaoxiuhuojiaorouzaozuodidixiatouqu。
lichunhuabuhuiyouzheiyangdeyanshen,neigekeedexiaozeipianzi,tayidingyaobatajiuchulai!
shennianyaohaiyiweimosichenshixialaizhaotasuanzhangde,zangzaishenyuqishenhousesefadou。
“jie,nibushigensiwenyihenhaoma,kuaiguoqugenqishaodagezhaohua。”
shenyuqibumingjiuli,haizaisongyong。
shennianyaozhideyaotou,“bulebule,wohaimeizhunbeihao……”
zhidaomosichenzhongxinhuidaoerlou,“qushangxishoujian”delixiacaibujinbumandihuilai。
siwenyilazhetabuyiburao,“nizenmequleneimejiu,wohaixiangdainijianwobiaogeni。”
zhiyumosichenshuoshenmeshaohetalaiwangdehua……tacaibutingni!
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