《qishaoguilai，wufawutian！》shiluobichengshenchuangzuodeyibuyinrenrushengdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaoxiaoyuanlinqingqingmianlinzhetiaozhanyukunjing，tongguoyongqihezhihuizhaodaolejiejuewentidefangfa。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishengdongdemiaoxiehezhenshideqingganrangduzheshenshougandong。“wozhenshimeixiangdaoa，huaitaishiyueshengxialai，xinxinkukuyangleershiduoniandeerzi，jingranshigelengxuedongwu！”“haowulianminzhixin……。
第8章
“啪！”
paidashengxiangqideshunjian，xiaoshileshushiniandetonggan，zaicichuxianzailepeiqianhongtuishang。
不是错觉！
真的不是错觉！
我的腿，有感觉了！
zheirenzailunyishangzuzudailengleshijimiao，caiquerenlezheiyiqiebingbushizuomeng。
ta......youxiwangzhongxinzhanqilaile！
“shenyi，tajiushiyiweishenyi！”
peiqianhongjidongdehunshendouzaizhandou，lianshuohuadeshengyindouyisiya。
suijimengranhuishen，chaozheshensemangrandepengxiaojidongdahan：“pengxiao，kuai......”
“kuaijiwoquzhao，diaoqujianghaishibeijiaofujinsuoyoujiankong，jiwobuxiyiqiedaijiadezhao，yidingyaobawodejiumingenrenzhaodao！”
......
dangwan，zhenggejianghaishibeijiaodoubeizhanghebangfanlegedichaotian，suoyoujiankongdoubeitamenfanlegebian。
pengxiaobenyiweihenqingsongjiunengbapeiqianhongdejiumingenrenzhaodaode。
zhidaoshizhongyiwusuohuo，caifaxianpeiqianhongbeianshadeweizhizhouweishigonglineidejiankong，quandoubeirenzuoguoshoujiao，ganghaojiushandiaoleshifaqianhouneilianggexiaoshideneirong。
taziranerrandejiuyiwei，zheixiehenjidoushianshapeiqianhongderenmochude。
shijishang，zheiyiqiedoushixiaoqinganpairenquzuode。
buguobuguandaodishishenmeyuanyin，qijieguojiushizhanghebangmanghuoledabanye，doumeiyouzhaodaoxiaoyuanderenhezongji。
xiaoyuanlikainianhuixianchangzhihou，zhijiejiuhuilexiaojiabieshu。
jinmenshi，xiaojiboheqinbingyanfufuliangren，zaoyijingliansetieqingdezuozaileketingshafashang。
xiaojibokanzhexiaoyuan，lengzhelianmeishuohua！
qinbingyanzhijiejiushiyishenglengxiao，shuangyanmaohuodehechidao：“nibushiyaohewomenduanjueguanxima？haihuilaiganshenme？”
“wogaosuni，zheiciwoheniba，juebuhuiqingyideyuanliangni！”
“jiwoguidaomenkouqu，womeidaying，sheidoubuxufangnijinlai！”
“guanjia，kuaiqubajiechijiwonalai，jintianyaoshibuhaohaojiaoxunniyidun，wojiubuxingxie！”
tingdaoqinbingyandejiaohan，guanjiayouxieyouyudekanlexiaoyuanyiyan，zuizhongzhinengshitanxizhe，nalaileyibajiechi。
kandaojiechishangneijidaogankudexueji，xiaoyuanturanjiurenbuzhuxiaoleqilai。
他在笑自己！
xiaozijizhiqiangangtuokunshi，diyishijiansuozuodeshi，jingranshiquzhaoyanqianzheilianggerenbangtazhuchigongdao！
neigetamenconggueryuanbaohuilaideerzi，congxiaojiushijiwanqianchongaiyuyishen！
ertazheigeqinerzi，bujinwuzhishangbineigeyangzichalehaojigedangci，erqiezhiyaofanyidianxiaocuo，jiushifagui、yongjiechichouda、bujifanchi，meiqimingyueerziyaoqiongyang，bixuyanjiaguanjiaocaiyouchuxi！
neijiechishangzhande，kedoushiwodexue！
wojingranhaitianzhendeyiwei，tamenhuibangwobaochou，huibangwozhuchigongdao？
xiaoyuanzichaolengxiaozhiji，qinbingyanyijingdabuchongdaoletademianqian：“nizi，nijuranhainengxiaodechulai？”
“kanlaijintianbujiaoxunnishibuxingle！”
“xiaoyuan，nishiyuelaiyuebudongguiju，yuelaiyuebubawohenibafangzaiyanlile！”
“jiwoguixia，bashoushenchulai！”
qinbingyanyangqijiechi，haimeidengxiaoyuanyousuodongzuo，jiuhenhendechaotashenshangchouleguoqu。
啪！
jiechiganggangluoxia，bianbeixiaoyuanzhuazaileshouli。
tamuguanglengmodekanzheqinbingyan，jiurutongkanzheyigemoshengren：“woshuoguo，shuyuwodedongxi，napashihuidiao，yejuebukenengrangxiaoqingneigechushengranzhi！”
“qinnvshizheimejizhebiwozou，mofeishixiangrangwojinineigehaodaerrangweizhi？”
“hunzhang！”qinbingyanbaotiaorulei，xiangyaochouchujiechizaida，quebeixiaoyuansisizhuazhu，zhinengjianshengnuma：“qinnvshi？nixianzaishilianmadoujiaole？”
“congxiaodaoda，wohenibashishaoguoniyikouchide，haishishaoguoniyijianchuande？”
“nizheigenizi，xiaoqingneimeguaiqiaodongshi，nihaidangzhongwumieta，xianzaijingranlianzijideqinmaburen，lianwodouwumieshangle！”
“nidaodigenzheineixiehupenggouyou，xuelexieshenmedongxi？”
“xiaojibo，nihaibuguolaibangmang？zaibuhaohaoguanjiao，jiunierzizheifuduiwomenhenzhirugudeyangzi，pashichizaoyaobawomenlianggenongsi！”
xiaojibokandaoxiaoyuanjingranganduoqinbingyanshoulidejiechi，zaojiuyijingnuhuochongtiandezhanqilaile。
ertagangzhunbeishangqian，jiukandaoxiaoyuanyongliyiche，duozouqinbingyanshoulidejiechi，suishoudiuzailedishang。
“youjuhua，jiaoshangcixiaxiao！”
“nimenshizenmeduiwode，nandaoxinlijiumeidianshu？”
“教训我？”
“woquannimenhaishixianxuehuizenmejiwodangfumule，zailaishuozheijuhua！”
xiaoyuanzhijiewushilefufuerrenyanzhongdenuhuo，zhuanshenmaibushanglou，jinlezijidefangjian。
shiduopingmidefangjian，duiyuputongrenjialaishuo，queshibusuantaixiao！
danshiduiyuhaomenxiaojiadedudongdabieshulaishuo，yejiushiyigebaomujianeryi！
baiqiangshangmeiyourenhezhuangshi。
wuzilidejiaju，yejiuzhiyouyizhangchuang，yigeyiju，yizhangdiannaozhuoheyibayizi。
zuizhiqiandejiushidiannaozhuoshangdeneitaidiannao。
erzhei，yeshixiaoqinghuanlegaopeixindiannaozhihou，taotaixialaideershouhuo。
xiaoyuanbuzhibujuejiuzoudaolediannaoqianmian，xiayishidenaqimobucadiaopingmushangdehuichen，jiangqidangzuojingzi，daliangqileshangmianneizhangshuxieryoumoshengdemianrong。
“萧远？”
“daodishinaohaizhonghuizhibuqudeneizhangmohumianrongshiwo，haishiyanqiandezheigerencaishiwo？”
tazhumukanzhediannaopingmushangdeziji，yishijianyouxiehuanghu，buzhidaokuzuoleduojiu。
zuizhong，tashenshoudakailediannao。
beidaduanshuangtuiguanzaineigouwoliyushigejuelezhengzhengsannian，guangshijianghaishijiuyijingfashenglefantianfudidebianhua。
tabuxiangyushehuituojie，zhunbeitongguowangluolejieyixiexinxi。
henkuai，tajiudakailewangye！
erdangtashuangshoufushangjianpandeneiyike，turanjiugewaishuliandeshuruleyigeqiguaidewangzhi，ranhouanxialehuichejian。
jiurutongjingliwushucizhihou，suoxingchengdebennenghexiguan！
huanghuzhizhong，sihuhaiyoulingwaiyigeta，meicidakaidiannaodeshihou，douhuidiyishijiandakaizheigewangzhi。
erjiuzaitaanxiahuichejiandeshunjian，laojiudediannaozhujifengshan，turanjiuwengwengbutingdesihouleqilai。
zizizizi......
yucitongshi，diannaozhujiyexiangqilecierdedianliuyin！
zhishiyigewangzhieryi，jiurangzheidiannaozhujichaochulefuhe！
pingmushangdejindutiaotingzhibudong，tuodongshubiaoyehaowufanying......
erjiuzaixiaoyuanyiweiyijingsijishi，diannaopingmuhuranyizhenshandong，chengxianchuleyifulingtazhenjingbuyidehuamian。
gengrangtacuobujifangdeshi，yinxianglihaituranxiangqileyigejixiedenvsheng。
neishengyinyourulaiziyuangushiqideshenling，buxubuji，binglengeryouweiyan，zhijiedakailexiaoyuanlinghunshenchudemougekaiguan。
“ninhao，huanyinglaidaozishangudi......”
“qingshuruzhanghaohemima，jinruwomendejiayuan......”
qiansuoweiyoudeshuxigan，shierfudedeqingxinggan，shunjianxijuanquanshen！
zheiyike，xiaoyuandeshuangshoudouqingqingzhandouleqilai！
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