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linyuyibeishuodeyouxienankan，buguoshizuodianpingchelaishangban。
jiubeirizhizhidiandiande，nandaozuodianpingchejiubupeilaishangbanma？
muhanbalinyuyidebaodiguolai，anweidao：“bubilihuineixieren，zuohaozijijiushile！”
“nidecheyequeshigaihuanle，xiabanhou，wolaijieni，womenyiqiqumaiche！”
linyuyidiandiantou，queshi，zijineiliangkuaiyaobaofeiderichangaihuanle！
“yehao，gaihuanyiliangchele！”
“haimaicheni？”yigerangrenbukuaideshengyinchuanlai。
muhanshunzheshengyinyuantoukanqu，yigedaizhemojingdenanrendabuzoulai。
“yuyi，burenshiwole？”
nanrenzhaidiaomojing，yifuwenzhouzhoudemoyangzhanzailinyuyimianqian。
linyuyikanzhenanren，yilianyihuo，zheirenshishei？
“你是？”
“我张威啊！”
naohaizhongkukusisuo，linyuyizhongyuxiangqiyanqiannanrendeshenfen。
“e，nishiwogaozhongdeneigezhangwei？”linyuyijingyadewen。
“宾狗，就是我！”
zhangweidalegexiangzhi，zhangkaibeibang，xiangyaobaolinyuyi。
linyuyixiayishideduokai，rangzhangweihekongqizhuanglegemanhuai。
“niganshenme，zhangwei？”linyuyizhoumei，duizhangweideyinxiangjiangdaolejidian。
zhangweiyouxiegangadexiaodao：“haha，yuyi，zheiqishishiguowaideliyi，shiwozaiwaiguoliuxuedeshihouxuehuide。”
“nibuxiguanyehenshizhengchangde！”zhangweijieshidao。
“zheiweishi？”zhangweikandaoyibiandemuhan，wendao。
youyuleyixia，linyuyishuodao。
“他是我老公”
未婚夫？！
zhangweishayan，linyuyijingranyoulaogongle！
“xiongdi，zainaligaojiu？”zhangweidaizhexiexudiyiwen。
“gangganghuilai，haimeizhaodaogongzuo！”muhanpingjingdeshuo，bingmeiyouyinweizhiqiandechaofengyingxiangxinqing。
无业游民！
zhangweibuxiedekanzhemuhan，anansongleyikouqi。
zhangweiyouwendao：“yuyi，niyezaihaoshengshangbana？”
“wozenmeconglaimeijianguoni！”
“ng，ganggangbeiluyong！”
linyuyiyingfudao，yaoshitazhidaozijishihaoshengdexiaoshouzongjian，bitahaigaoleliangji，buzhihuizuoheganxiang！
yitinglinyuyishixinyuangong，zhangweiyouyueganbaopeng。
“woxianzaishiwomenhaoshengdechanpinjingli！”
“yuyi，ninengzaiwomenhaoshengshangbanzhenshitaihaole！”
“haoshengdefuli，kebineixieburuliudegongchangyaohaotaiduole！”
“buxiangmouxiefeiwu，kenenglianlaihaoshengsaodidoubanbudao！”
shuozhe，zhangweiguyiduimuhandao：“xiongdi，wobushizaishuoniha！”
“zhangwei，kuaidaoshangbandedianle，woxianshangqule。”
linyuyigangxiangjinqu，zhangweiqiangxianlanzhutaqianmian，shenchushouwenroudeshuo。
“yuyi，qishiwoconggaozhongkaishijiuxihuannile。”
“jintiandezhongfeng，shishangtiananpaidejiyuan，nengjiwoyigejihuima？”
kanzhezhangweineizhangzhujiankaojindeyoulian，linyuyideweifanjiangdaohai。
qiangrenxinzhongdeexin，linyuyiweixiaodao：“buhaoyisizhangwei，woyijingyoulaogongle，qingnizizhong！”
“meiguanxide，gongpingjingzhengma！”zhangweihouzhelianpijixushuo。
“yuyi，wobuhuifangqide！”
zhenglileyixiaxizhuang，zhangweiyoushuodao。
“yuyi，qishiwozheigechanpinjinglizaihaoshengyenengshuodeshanghua，zaihaoshengyudaowentijinguanzhaowo，wohuibangnichulide！”
“wokebuxiangmouxieren，liangongzuodoumeiyou！”
huayujianwubuzaiyingshemuhan。
muhanlengbudingshuodao：“chanpinjinglihenlebuqima？”
“比黄文还厉害？”
zhangweizhuanshen，kanxiangmuhan。
“nigekaidianpingchede，yeganhewozheimeshuohua？”
“huangwenhuangzongshininengzhihuqimingde？”
zhangweitaochuzijidecheyaochi：“zhidaozheishishenmechema？”
“luhu，shoujiashibaiwanjibiede！”
zhangweikanzhemuhanshenshang，jiaqilaibudaoliangbaikuaideditanhuo。
“jiunizheishuiping，buchibuheyibeiziyebuyidingmaideqiba？”
“wuyeyoumin，haiyaokaonvrenyang！”
“suanlesuanle！”linyuyilazhuxiangyaochushoudemuhan。
“muhan，shaoshuoliangju！”
linyuyidishengshuodao：“zhangweijiazaihaichengyoudianshili，linjiadoubibushang，buyaohetayibanjianshi！”
linyuyigangyiweianfuhaolemuhan，caizhuanguoshen，jiutingjianmuhanlengbudingshuo。
“nizuihaobuyaosaoraoxiaoyi，fouzehouguozifu！”
zhangweibuxiedao：“buguoshiyigechoufeichai，zhuangshenmezhuang？”
“zhenyiweizijishishenmelebuqiderenwu？”
“zhangwei，qingnifangzunzhongdian！”linyuyikanbuxiaqu，banzhelianshuodao。
“xiaoyi，wozheiyeshiweilenihao，zheigenanrentabuzhide！”
“xiexienidehaoyi，buguowoxiangbubile！”linyuyilengmodao。
“woxianzaiyaoqushangban，mafanrangkai！”
zhangweizhidaobunengcaozhiguoji，zhihaorangchululai。
“xiabanwolaijieniqumaiche！”
“嗯！”
shuozhe，linyuyikuaibuzoujindasha。
zhangweishiweisidekanleyiyanmuhan：“kaidianpingdefeichai，haiwangxiangmaiche？”
“biezuomengle！”suihou，genzhelinyuyizoujindasha。
musonglinyuyizoujindasha，muhanbotongyigedianhua。
“chayixiahaoshengjituanzhangwei！”shuoba，muhanguaduandianhua，qizhedianpingganwangzuijindecaishichang！
linyuyizaibangongshili，fankanbangongzhuoshangdewenjianjia，youxiexinbuzaiyan。
shouzhongdejiajiwenjianchuliwan，linyuyilikebotongjiangxiuqindedianhua。
dianhuahenkuaijietong，jiangxiuqinshuodao：“guainver，diyitianzaihaoshengshangbanganjueruhe？”
“tinghaode！”linyuyisuikouyingfu。
“ma，jiaojinijianshi！”
“wozaishufangliyouzhangyinxingka，niquyongyinxingquchulai，xiabandeshihourangmuhanjiwosonglai。”
“shufang？”jiangxiuqinwendao。
“nideyinxingkazenmehuizaishufang？”
“bieguanlema，jiuzaishujushang，kuaidianba！”
jiangxiuqinzheicailaidaoshufang，fanzheshujuxunzhao。
bantianyemeizhaodaolinyuyishuodeyinxingka！
linyuyiyouxiezheji：“ma，haimeizhaodaoma？”
jiangxiuqinyitouwushui，nayoukaa？
zheishi，jiangxiuqinkandaodibanshangyouyizhangheisedeyinxingka。
应该是这张了吧？
“ma，zhaodaolemei？”linyuyizhuiwen。
“zhaodaole！”meiduoxixiang，jiangxiuqinzhuaqidibanshangdeheika。
“xing，neiwoxianguale，haiyoushini。”
jiaodaiwanquqiandeshiqing，linyuyixinzhongdeshitouzhongyuluoxia。
haihaozijitoutouzanleyixieqian，buranmaichedeshiqinghaishiliangyanxiani！
自费给员工针灸后，儿子竟要跟我断绝关系
作者：李子
栏目：都市
拒绝所有联姻后，我被女友赶出了家门
作者：九转大肠
栏目：都市
极寒末日，我拥有签到抽奖系统
作者：李扶南牢一
栏目：都市
为救儿子失忆后，妻子选择了白月光
作者：一树明
栏目：都市
健忘症老婆害死女儿后，我离婚了
作者：三明治
栏目：都市
死亡佣金：离奇的受害人
作者：火辣辣的冬天
栏目：都市
