《qishiwobushinideqinshengfuqinlimingzhe》shiyibukourenxinxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youtayunerlaiqinglichuangzuo。gushiyilimingzhewangxiuhuiweizhongxinzhankai，jieshileyigelingrenshenwangdeshijie。suizhejuqingdetuijin，limingzhewangxiuhuibuduanmianlintiaozhanhekaoyan，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindezhenzhengliliang。zheibulingrenjingtandedaitahuilaideshihou，limingzhegangxiangquwen，wangyoudejiucongkoudailitaochuleliangbaojinwan。“ji。”“e，jiwoyanzuoshenme？ba……jiangrangnichenjinqizhong，wufaziba。
第12章
“放**屁！”
“nizuotianbawotuidaozaizheigedifang，gebodoutuojiule，nixianzaijuranganbuchengren？！”
gaoqiangqidechadiantiaoqilai！
jianci，limingzheyilianwuyu，“younishuodeneimeyanzhongma？”
“benlaijiushixiongdijiandewannao，nishenshangyemeiyoushang，niweishenmelaoshanggangshangxiandeshuowodani？”
“......ni！”
gaoqiangmiansezhanghong，zhizhelimingzheshuobuchuhualai。
yinweitashenqueshimeiyouliuxiashanghen。
zuotianwangyoudedadeneiyiquanyebuzhong，genbenkanbuchuhenji。
limingzhechengshengzhuiji，mianluwunaizhise，“jiefu，renjiadoushuojiachoubukewaiyang，nizheimeiyoujiachouzenmebianzaozhewangwaiyangni？”
“唉......”
gaoqiangdailaidejigeren，yourenqingkeyisheng，fenfenjiaoliuyanshen。
tamenqishidoushigaoqiangdebiaoxiongdihuozhefaxiao，yebudougentayiyang**。
gaoqianggentamachenfengxiazuotianwanshangdaochujiqinqidadianhua，balimingzhemiaoshudeduomehuai，zenmezenmeqifutamenyijia，suoyitamentinglecailaibangtade。
kedaogenqianzheimeyikan，doukanchudianbuduijinglai。
mingxianlimingzheshuodehuagengyoudaoli，erqiekanlimingzhewenzhouzhoudeyangzi，shigetongqingdalideren，buxiangshihuidongcude。
suoyitamenyedoujuedemeiyoubiyaozaizheidaixiaqule。
bijingzheishitamendejiashi。
tamenyijiarennaowanhehaole，huitoulimingzhezaijihenshangtamen，zheidoushixianglixiangqinde，buzhiyuzheiyang。
“e，qiangzi，yaobusuanleba。”
“wokanzheiyemeiduodashi，yaobuwomendouzoule，nimendejiashinimenzijijiejue。”
shuozhetamenbianjielianzhanleqilai。
gaoqiangyitingzheihuajile，“buxing！nimenbunengjiuzheimezoule！”
“wohuahaimeigentamenbaichewanni！”
“huage，liangliang，zuotianwobushigennimenshuolema？zheixiaozibawosonglaidewanjirengle，shuowomenyongguodehaimeizheikanjiagoudefanpenganjing，zheitamadebushiwururenma？”
“womakeshinimendayi，nimenjiuzheimebuguan？”
“tayibanianjilerangrenzheimema，nimennengtingdexiaqu？”
gaoqiangbanchuzheijianshilaishuo，caibazheixierenjiwenzhu，yeshunbiangaibianlejushi。
bucuo，tamennenglaibanggaoqiangchumian，jiushiyinweizuotiangaoqiangtamazhaoniangjiarenshuolezheijianshi。
suoyitamencainuchongchonglaide。
danlaidaozheiligaoqiangzhiguzheshuolimingzhedatadeshiqingle，suoyidaoyedouwanglecixinglaidaomude。
beijiaozuohuagederenshizheixierenzhongnianlingzuidade。
tatinglegaoqiangdehua，zhuanshenkanxianglimingzhe，“neige，jin......jinbao，shiba？”
“zheijianshinidejiwomenhaohaojieshiyixia。”
“wodayiyongguodewan，zenmejiuhaimeigoupenganjingle？”
“niyebuxiaoleba？zheizhonghuanengshuoma？tahaodaishinijiedepopo。”
“jintianniyaoshibujiwomenyigejieshi，jiusuangaoqiangshuozheishijiashi，burangwomenguan，womenxiongdijigeyebuhuiqingraoni。”
hualiaodaozhei，wangxiuhuizhidaobunengranglimingzheyigerenmianduile。
taganjinkaikoujiangshiqingshuoledagai。
zaitingdaogaoqiangbawandoumeixijiudaiguolai，erqiehaidangzhetamendemianshuorangwangxiuhuixideshihou，tamendoushimeitouyizhou。
zheijianshizhengchangrendoutingdechulai，queshishigaoqianggenchenfengxiazuocuole，bujinmeiyoulimao，haibuzunzhongren。
suiranchenfengxiazongshishuowangxiuhuizheibuhaoneibuhao，zuofanbuhaochi，yijianyifuxidebuganjingledouyaodaochujiang，danshitamenyezhidao，zheiwanquanshichenfengxiazaizuo，bijingzaiouerfengnianguojiezoudongdeduanzanxiangchu，tamenjiukandechulai，wangxiuhuibingbushitapoposhuodeneiyang。
haiyouzuizhongyaodeyidian，tamendedayichenfengxiazaicunlimingshengyidianyebuhao。
suoyi，tinglewangxiuhuidehua，tamenyezhidaolimingzhejiusuanzhenshuolezheihua，neiyeshizaiweihuzijijiejiedezunyan。
“dimei，zheishiwotingmingbaile。”
“shichuyouyin，woyenenggoulijie。”
gaohuashuoba，zhuantoujiuhechigaoqiang，“guangtingnishuobierenzenmeyang，yidiannidecuodoumeitingchulai，yuanlaishiniguyibushuo！”
“wohainamenni！youmeishenmedamaodun，fandousongguoqule，zenmewansonghuilaiquemazang？”
“ai！nixiaozi，zhenshi......”
gaohuawuyuzhiji，ganjuezaizheizhanzhedougandaodiuren。
“suanlesuanle，womenzouba。”
yaozouzhiqian，gaohuahaizoudaowangyoudemianqianyoudilegenyan，“shu，shener，buhaoyisi，daraonimenle。”
“woyaozhidaoshiqinglailongqumaishizheiyangde，woshikendingbuhuilaide。”
wangyoudeheheyixiao，“nizheihaizishuoshenmeni？nilaijializuoke，womenkendingshihuanyingnide！”
“qishiyiqiannixiaoshihoulaiwomenjiahaiwanguolianghui，nilai，wodoushibanidangerzikande！”
tazheimeyijiang，gaohuagengjuewudizirongle。
wangyoudegengaohuafuqinyiqianshigongyou，erqieguanxihaitinghaode。
zaonianwangyoudejiazhongjubian，diuleerzi，zheishitamentingzhedoujuedekelian。
rujinerzihuilaile，tamenbulaiqinghe，haishangmenzhaocha，zhei......
“shishishi......zheiwojidede！”
“zheishishiwomeinongqingchu，duibuzhuninle......ai，bushuole！”
gaohuadiyigeyaozou，qitarenyeyaogenzhelikai，gaoqiangjideladoulabuzhu。
lachedaomenkou，yanjiantamendouyaoqichezoule，gaoqianghaibusixin，zhuaizhegaohuadechebatou，“huage，zaidengyihuier，wozaiyaoyigedongxi，yaowanjiuzou！nimenbuzaitabuhuijiwode！”
shuoba，tayouchaoyuanneidahan：
“wangxiuhui，neinibaconganjianalaidedongxijiwonahuiqu！bieshenmedongxidouwangniniangjiana！”
“nizaimenkouhanshenme？”
“wonanijiashenmedongxile？”wangxiuhuizouchulaililun。
“niconganjianadeneigediannuanshanni？jiwonahuiqu！”
“......nimeishiba？neidongxifangzhemeirenyong，douluohuile，wonadaozheiyongyongdoubuxing？”
“buxing！neishianjiadedongxi！”
gaoqiangjixugaoshengdao：“bieyiweiwobuzhidaonisantianliangtouhuiniangjia，jiushiweilewangzheidaotengdongxi！”
wangxiuhuishizaibeiqixiaole，yanjianzheijigerendouzaizheikanzhe，tazhenglundao：“nimeikanjianwodijilianggehaizimaileneimeduowanjuma？yigediannuanshancaijigeqian？tajihaizimaiwanjudoumailesanbaikuaiqiande，niyetaixiaojiaziqileba！”
“zaishuo，woshenmeshihousantianliangtouwangniangjiapaole？”
“bujiushiwodihuilaile，zheiliangtianwocailaideqinyidian？”
tinglewangxiuhuifanbodehua，gaoqiangbuxiedao：“huasanbaikuaiqianmailewanju？nipiansheini？”
“jiuneipoqiangjishikuaiqianjiumaidaole，haichuiniushuosanbai！”
“tayaoshineimedafang，zenmebujinidieniangmaixinde？haiyongdezhenibaanjiabuyaodedongxinahuilaiyong？”
wangxiuhuigentazhenglunjian，limingzheyijinghuiwuqubadiannuanshannalaile。
“别在门口叫了。”
“jiuzheipodongxishiba？haijini。”
gaoqiangjieguodiannuanshan，haibuwangjifanji。
“pu，nitingtingnidekouqi！”
“zuozhezuiqiongsuandeshiqing，shuozhezuikuangwangdehua！”
“hai‘podongxi’，wokanjiuzhei‘podongxi’，nimenhaimaibuqini！”
“xiandongtianlengshiba？xianlengjinibamazhuangkongdiaoa！”
tayoujifengdao：“nibushicongmodouhuilaidema？congdachengshihuilai，kendinghenyouqianba！”
yejiuzaizheishi，zhuangkongdiaodelaobanqichuanyuyudechuxianzaixiangkou。
takanjianlimingzhezhihou，renbuzhumaiyuanqilai。
“aiyou，woshuoxiaohuozia！wojinidaleneimeduodianhua，nizenmebujiea！”
“nikerangwoyidunhaozhao！”
“woyaobushidatingduileren，haizhenzhaobudaonizhei！”
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