其实我真是高手灿烂地瓜-著

小说简介

《qishiwozhenshigaoshou》wanquanrangduzheruxi，buguanshilinzetangyilianderenwukehua，haishiqitapeijiaodechuxiandouhenjingcai，meiyizhangdouhendadongren，rangrennenggoushenrukanjinqu，《qishiwozhenshigaoshou]》suojiangdeshi：liansezhanghongdezhuanguotou，shoumangjiaoluandejiangkouzikoushang。erlinzezaihoumiandunangdao：“zhiyuzheimedafanyingme，bujiushiluleyidiandianme，youbushiludian，zhiyuneime……

精彩章节

“shuoqiluomannikangdi，neijiuyaoshuoqitadelaiyuan，luomannikangdikeyizhuisudao11geshijizhiqiandeshengweiwang。de。weijixiudaoyuan。jijingyizhuzhihou，luomannikangdiyouhengli。lehuahediwo。buluoxielianggejiazugongtongyongyou，xianzaideluomanni·kangdishifguozuidingjiandejiuyuan，shishijiezuidingjidehongputaojiuyuanzhiyi，erluomannikangdidechanliangyefeichangdedi，meinianyezhiyoudagailiuqianpingzuoyou。”

“erqieluomannikangdicaiyongdeshidapeixiaoshoufa，bixuyaomaiwupingluomannikangdijiuzhuangdeqitachanpin，cainenggoumaiyipingromaneeconti，erqiezheikuanjiuyoujiawushi，budebushuonihaishihenyoubenshide，nengnongdaoyipingromaneeconti！”linzexiaoxiaodechengzanleyixiawangsicong。

wangsicongyiliandeyi，zheibushifeihuame，zijikeshishoufudeerzi！

buguoxiayimiaojiufaxianlebudui，zhangkoushuodao：“budui，nibushibudonghongjiuma，zenmehuizhidaozheimeduo？”

linzebaibaishou，shuodao：“buyaozaiyizheixiexijie，nitingwojiezhegennichuiniubi，pei，shijiezheshuo，romaneecontibeizhongduopinjiujiazanbujuekou，suoyihetayeshifeichangyoujiangjiude。”

“shouxianshixingjiu，suiranshuozheigerenxingjiudeshoufabucuo，buguotamingxianbudongromaneeconti，romaneecontixuyaoyongteshudeshoufalaixingjiu，zaijininongyipingguolai。”linzezhangkoushuodao。

guanjiaxunwendekanxiangwangsicong。

wangsicongyouzhongxiangkudechongdong，zheiyipingjiugaodayibaiwana，zailaiyiping，zheidunfankejiuhuachuliangbaiwanle，zheijiagetaigaole，buguoshurenbushuzhen，zijikeshiwangsicong，diushadoubunengdiumianzi，zhinengdasuiyawangzuiliyan，diandiantou。

“changliang！”linzeduizhewangsicongshuqidamuzhi，ranhoushuodao：“jizhubiekaifeng，zaijiwonayigexindexingjiupingguolai，zhiyushuogangcaineipingyijingdakaide，naquweizhuba！”

喂猪？

wangsicongtingdaozheihua，chadianyikouqimeishanglai，chouguoqu，mmp，neikeshijiazhishangbaiwandeluomannikangdi，ninaquweizhu，zheishibushiyetailangfeile？

“这……”

linzexiaomimidekanzhewangsicongshuodao：“wangge，zheijiuxingdexisui，yezhinengjizhuhele，nibuhuihaixiangheba？”

喝你妹！

wangsicongxiangmaren，niyadedoushuozheijiuzhinengjizhuhe，wozheiyaoshizijihele，qibushichenglezhu，heizhelianshuodao：“tingtade！”

shuowanzheihua，taxinzaidixue，yibaiwandehongjiua，zijiyikoumeihe，jiuzheimenaquweizhule，2233……

linzeyilianjianxiaodedingzhewangsicong，yade，rangnixianggenwoqiangnvren，kengbusini。

henkuaiguanjiazhongxinnaleyipingromaneecontiguolai，didaolelinzeshouli，tongshidijilinzeyigekaipingqi。

linzejujuedao：“romaneecontibunengyongkaipingqi，jinshukaipingqihuiyingxiangromaneecontidekougan。”

管家：……

王思葱：……

buyongkaipingqi，nazenmenengquchumusai？

xiayimiaolinzejiurangtamenjianshidaoleshenmecaijiaozhenzhengdeshili，zhijianlinzeqingqingyipaipingdi。

啪！

yishengweibukewendeqingxiang，xuanjimusaijiuzijitiaolechulai，erhongjiumeisachuyidi。

这……

wangsicongshayanle，tayeheguobushaohongjiu，kanguobushaokaihongjiudefangfa，danshizheimekaihongjiude，tashidiyicijian，zheidounengxing？

linzedandandeshuodao：“diaochongxiaoji，diaochongxiaoji！”

王思葱：……

youjumaimapibuzhidaodangbudangjiang，zheinimahaishidiaochongxiaoji，zheigebdoukuairangnizhuangfanfanle，haome？

linzejixukouruoxuanhedeshuodao：“hehongjiu，zuizhongyaodeshixingjiu，jiuxingdebuhao，neimefeichangyingxianghongjiudekougan，erqiebunengyongshouzhangzhijiejiechupingzi，yaoburanshouzhangdewendu，tongyangyingxianghongjiudekougan。”

yibianshuozhe，yibianqingqingdeyongyikuaimaojinbaoguozhupingzi，jianghongjiudaoruxingjiuqizhong，ranhouyongmaojinzaicibaoguozhuxingjiuqidepingkou，shouwanweizhidian，youwaixiangneidehuangdongjiubei，shijiuyezaibeineiyanbeibijunyundeliudong，ranhoujieshidao：“zheimezuodemudeshijiasujiuyukongqijiechudejilv，shijiuyeyukongqijinxingchongfendehuaxuefanying。”

王思葱：……

关键：……

tangyilianyilianzihaodekanzhelinze，zheijiushizijidenanren，shadouhui。

“jiexialaishidaojiu，daojiuyeyoudaojiudejiangjiu，shouwanjunyunyongli，rangjiuyerouhedeliuchu，yibanzhiyaodaorusanfenzhiyibeimanjike，ranhounaqijiubeideshihou，naqijiubeidejiao，bimianshouzhangjiechubeiti，qingqingnaqijiubeiweiweiqingxie，kankanqizhongyoumeiyouchendianwu，zaibajiudouquannishizhenzhuanxiang，rangjiuxiangsanfachulai，zheiyibubeichengzhiweijiudekongquekaiping，ranhoujiangbizifangruqingxiu，heyixiaokou，zaikouzhongxixipinchang。”

管家：……

王思葱：……

zheihehongjiujingranhaiyouzheimeduojiangjiu，wangsiconghelezheimeduoci，yagenjiubuzhidao。

shuowanzhihou，linzeqingqingdejiangjiubeifangdaotangyilianmianqian，shuodao：“zheidiyibeijiujiujixianchangzuimeilidenvren，wodelaopo。”

tangyilianliansefeihong，qingqingdezailinzelianshangqingtingdianshuiyiban，qinleyixia，shuodao：“xiexielaogong。”

wangsicongxiangyaokule，zheijiushiwode，shiwoqingde，yinggaiqinwo，qinwoa！

tangyiliananzhaolinzedeshuofa，shiyanleyifan，lianshangluchuchenzuiderongyan，yigudiaoxiemeiguihuadexiangweizaikouzhongmiman，rangtaliulianwangfan。

linzeweizijidaoleyibei，yilianyouyadenaqijiubei，xixipinchang，neizhongganjuejiuhaoxiangshigeyouyadeguizuyiban，rangwangsicongzaiyipangdoukanshayanle。

nima，daodinishifuerdai，haishiwoshi，weishazijizaitamianqianyouzhongtubaozidejishiganni？

buguowangsicongkanzheliangrenpinjiushihoudetaozui，yerenbuzhuanzhaolinzedeshuofa，weizijidaoleyibei，heleyikouzhihou，shunjianjiubeizheizhongkougansuozhengfu，helezheibeijiuzhihou，tajuedezijizhiqianhedehongjiu，neidoushizhazhaa，zheijiujianzhijiushixianniang！

“zenmeyang，bucuoba？”linzeweixiaozheshuodao。

wangsiconghenxiangfouren，buguoxianglexiang，juedezijibunengmeizheliangxinshuoxiahua，bunenggenzheihuoyiyang，shuozijibudongjiu，jieguoni，jieguoni？

made，jiusuanzhuanyepinjiushi，kongpadouburunizhuanye！

youyadediandiantoushuodao：“haibucuo，weidaohenhao。”

maimapi，nengbuhaome，zheipingjiukeshiyibaiwana，zijibunengzairangtajixuzhuangbile，lianmangshuodao：“shangzhucaiba！”