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chuanyuejiakongxiaoshuo《qingwenwoguaiguaierni？zenmechengledafengpi》，shizuozheyizhibujingxinyuanchuangwanchengde，zhuyaorenwuyouzhouranchaoshaoyunqin。zheibenxiaoshuojiangshuleyigekourenxinxiandegushi，qingjiejincou，yinrenrusheng。“ng！”daniangyansedunshidouliangleqilai。“zheiwanyierzhenshihaochi，waimianshicuide，limianshiruande，chizhehen……

精彩章节

neiliangtaijiantuichezouhou，shaoyunqinjiuzhuanshenhuidaoqinjian，naqianzhuodeshu，keliangjiujiukanbujinquyigezi。

qishi，zaozaineitaijianzuzhineinvrentiaojingdeshihou，shaoyunqinjiufaxianle。

ketazhishijingjingdizhuzuzaichuangyouhou，lengmodizhushizhezheiyiqie。

dengcaihezhaorenguolailaoqinvrenshitideshihou，tacaichulaishangyanmucizixiaodexima。

早就受够这一切了。

fangfotadechushengjiushigecuowu。

taqinaidemufeimeirimeiyedouxiangyaoqutadexingming。

bairilidewenroubuguoshiduiyewanshanghaizijidebuchang。

youshihoutazhenxiwangneinvrenzaiyonglixie，zijijiukeyijietuole。

kemeimeizijikuaiyaoyishimihudeshihou，neinvrenjiusongkaileziji。

bairiliyouruowuqishidizhuangzuoyigewenrouxianshudemuqin，jiaotashizi，jiaotanianshu，ketaganshoubudaobanfenwennuan。

tahenjilezheigeshengxiatadenvren，genghenjilezaojiuzheiyiqiedezuikuihuoshou，neigeduzuogaotangzhishangselingzhihundenanren。

该死！真的该死！

shouxiaojingzhilianpangshangbumanyinli，shoushangdelidaobuyoujiazhong，zhijiashenshenqianrushuzhong。

hueryidaoshengyindaduanshaoyunqindesixu，tayihuodifangshangshouzhongniuqudeshuji，xunzheshengyinlaidaochuangyouqian，kandaogangcaineiyimu。

youshizheigeduoguanxianshidetaijian。

shaoyunqinlenghengyisheng，weitahushi，shizaikeliantameileniangma？

shangyiciyaobushitaduoguanxianshi，takenengjiuzaojiulikailezheitongkuderenshi。

jianneitaijiantizheshihewangzijizheilizoulai，nanhailenglengdizhuanshenhuidaoanzhuoshangjixukanshu。

zhouranchaoqingtuikaifangmen，yiguhanfengmengdizuanjinfangzhong，shaoyunqinchuandebenjiubuduo，beihanfengzheimeyichuibujinsesuoleyixiashenzi。

zhouranchaoqiaojian，ganmangjiangfangmenheshang。

jiangshiheshangliangcengdeshanshi、kuaizibaifangchulaihou，duizheqihuangzixinglegelihou，kaikou：“dianxia，wanshanhaole”

“ng，fangneiliba，nixiantuixiaba”shaoyunqinmeiyoutaitou，shixianshizhongluozaishouzhongdeshushang。

zhinendetongyinluoruerzhong，zhouranchaotaiqitoudaliangzheanzhuoqiandexiaonanhai。

yinweishianzhuoshifanzhuodezuobian，yinerzhouranchaozhinengkanjiannanhaidecelian。jingzhidemeiyan，xiaoqiaodebizi，fusehenbai，xianggeciwawayiban，jiushiguoyushouxiaoledian。

nanhaizhengzhuanxindikanzheshu，sihumeiyouyaochifandeyisi，meiyanjiantouluchuchaohunianlingdechengshu。

qiongrendehaizizaodangjia，wufuwumudehaizigengyaozaozaochengshu，yinweimeiyousheihuiweizijidoudi。

zuoweiguerdezhouranchaoshenanzheigedaoli，kanzhexiaonanhaifangfokandaocengjingziji。

beirenchaoxiaoshiwufuwumudeguer，jishihenshishangxin，haishiguzuojianqiangdibiaoxianchuruowuqishi。

zheiyangxiangzhe，zhouranchaoyijingguishishenchabanchaozhenanhaizouqu。

shaoyunqinbeineiyidaoshixiandingzheyouxiebuzizai，zhengyutaitouzhuanguoqu，queluoruleyigewennuandehuaibaozhong。

nanhaiyishizhenglengzhu，renyouneidandandizaojiaoxiangtianmanxiongqiang。

fanyingguolaizijizaiganshenmedezhouranchaoyelengzaiyuandi，buzhiweishenme，kandaoguzuojianqiangdexiaonanhai，taxiangchongshangqubaobaota，sihutouguonanhai，tabaozhulecengjingdeziji。

banshang，nanhaifanyingleguolai，qingqingtuikaishenqianderen，yihuodikaikouxunwen：“nizheishizuoshenme？”

beituikaidezhouranchaoyouxieganga，ganmangzhuanyihuati。

“dianxia，ganjinyongshanba，buranyihuiercailiangle”

qishicaiyijingliangle，zheimelengdetian，neigemuzhishihegenbenjiumeiyourenhebaowenzuoyong。

shaoyunqinnilezheigezhangdeguoyuqingxiudexiaotaijianyiyan，

taganggangzheibanjudongshiyaorangzijiyongshan？

“zhidaole，woxianzaihaibue，dengxiazaiyong，nixiantuixiaba”nanhaidandandikaikou，zhuanguoshennaqishujixuduleqilai。

zhouranchaoyouxieganga，mangyingleshengshi，taoyesidilikaile。

daimenzaiciheshangzhihou，nanhaihuanhuanfangxiashouzhongdeshu，xinzangzaijulieditiaodong，xiaoshouhuanhuanfuyuxiongkoushang。

mingmingtameiyouqiazhuzijidebozi，weihecichuhuitiaodongdirucikuaini？

他为何要抱自己？

lianmintashigeshiqumuqindehaizima？

哼！多管闲事！

xiangdaozheili，nanhaidunshiyaxiaxindiyiyang，zhongxintourudaoshujizhong。

zheibianzhouranchaohuidaoerfang，kenzheganbaba、yingbangbangdecumiantou，chadianmeibeiyesi，xinliyouananmaleyibianneigegouhuangdi。

wanshang，jiqihuangzishoushifanzhuodeshihou，faxianneipancaijihumeidong，mantouyezhikankanchilesifenzhiyi。

zhouranchaomeixinweicu，bujinanandanyou。

吃这么少？

dagaishitaiguoshangxin，meiyouweikouba。

qiantanlekouqi，zhouranchaojiuchumendashuijixiaonanhaixishuqule。

shubuzhi，shaoyunqinzhishizhongwumeichifan，weiyouxiebushufu，jiashangtachifanshi，fancaizaoyiliangtoule，meichijikoujiuchibuxiale。

lenggongzhongziranshimeiyoureshuigongying，jiusuanyou，congshaoshuifangtihuilaizaojiuliangle。

xianzaiyijingrudong，suoyizhiyaodadianjingshuicashiyixiashenzijiuxing。

danshichujineibinglengdejingshui，zhouranchaorenbuzhuyouzaixinlizhoumaleyibiangouhuangdi。

anzhaofengong，liyingshizhouranchaodashui，caihelaifushiqihuangzixishu。

danshi，jiyizhongcaihecongweifushiguoqihuangzixishu，shenzhishilifeiyemeiyou。

lifeiheqihuangziduiciyemeiyouyiyi，suoyipingshidoushixiaotaijiandahaoshuizhihou，gezizixingxishu。

duiyuzheiyidian，zhouranchaohaishipoweimanyide，haizihaishiduliyixiehao。

zhouranchaodahaoshuihou，jiangmupenfangdaomianpenjiashangbianhuanhaizaitiaodengyedudenanhai。

“dianxia，shuizhunbeihaole，xianguanxiba”

“ng，fangneiliba，nixianhuiquxiuxiba”

zhouranchaotuichuquhou，yekuaisuxishuwanjiutangjinlebeiwo。

shuoshibeiwo，kezhiyoukankanyizhangcaoxi、yichuangbeiziheyigecubuzhentou。

zhouranchaozaichuangshangzuoyouguyongbazijiguoqilai，ranhoutaiqijiaoyazhudixiadebeizi，fangzhihanfengcongjiaodizuanjinlai。

tanghaozhihou，zhouranchaozheicaixixizhengliyixiaxianyoudexinxi。

taxianzaisuochudeshikongshiyigejiaoyuanchaodejiakongchaodai，huangdijiaoshaorenzong，suiranhaose，danshizaitadezhilixia，yehaisuanshiguotaiminan。

huangdidehougongjianzhijiushiyituanluanma。feizimeirenmenmeitiangezhongmingzhengandou，zhiweidedaohuangdideenchong。jiulianneixiegongnvyewangxiangyouchaoyirinengrulehuangdideqingyan，yibudengtian。suoyihenduoxiaomenxiaohuhexunchangbaixingjiatuoguanxi、saiqiandouxiangzhebazijianversongrugongzhong，napazhishizuoyigexiaoxiaodegongnv。

suoyi，dangshigongzhongzhaoren，yuanzhuyimeiguanxi，ermeiqiancai，zheicaibeifumuhongpianjinlaizuolenvbannanzhuangdetaijian。

keliandeyuanzhu，haixiangzhezaigongzhonghaohaoganhuo，naleyuefengjiutuorendaihuijiazhonggongdidishangxuetang。

zhouranchaojianzhiliangyanyihei。

这什么傻白甜！？

xianzaizijizhangkongzheijushenti，takebuhuizaijineigejiayifenyimao。

xiangdaozheili，zhouranchaodexinzaicijiuleqilai。

qianmeiyou，haidingzhegesuishidouyoukenengbaoludenvbannanzhuangdeshenfen。

她该怎么办？

zenyangcainenglikaizheigehuanggong？

tayinggaishiyigeziyouren，erbushisheidenupu。

……

jiuzheiyanghusiluanxiang，buzhibujuemanmandijinrulemengxiang。