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zuozaishencedebaisusuhuranwendao，zheimeduonianzaibaijia，xuxuanjihumeiyouxiaoguo。
jintiangentatilelihun，xianzaijingranxiaodechulaile。
zheixienianxuxuanqianbaijiadeshaoshuoyeyoujishiwan，tajiubuxinjiupingxuxuannenghaideqingzheimeduoqian！
“没什么。”
xuxuanxiayishideshoulianqilianshangdexiaorongshuodao。
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……
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“爸。”
“爷爷。”
……
yixingrenaigeshangqiandazhaohu，baishoutingyeyiyihuiying。
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“susu，qianliangtiandeneigehetongtandezenmeyangle？”
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妻子酒后越界，下场比鬼还惨
作者：天天走上
栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
栏目：都市
假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
栏目：都市
作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
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栏目：都市
