qiuwangzhilu，congshangdishiyekaishiyiqiyinrenrushengdegushiqingjiehejingcaiderenwusuzaoerwenming，youmimangderenjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong，wangchengwanghaojinglileyiduanyixiangbudaodemaoxian，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixinshenchudeliliang。wangchengwanghaotongguoyongqi、zhihuiheyili，zuizhongkefulekunnanbingshixianlezijidemubiao。tadeshengaoyouyimiliuqi，yijingyinianmeiyouzhanggaole，ziranshifenkunao。“haha，haozi，niyebuyongzheji，……jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigeqihuanyouzhenshideshijie。
“shenzhidao，wonengjieshou！”
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bijing，meiduoxunlianyigexiaoshi，jiuduoyigexunliandian！
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“徐扬？”
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“chengge，nizhiqianzainagepeixunbanxunlianguo？”
yushi，wanghaoshifenhaoqidekaikouwendao。
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jiuzheiyang，tongguohewanghaodeliaotian，wangchengduitexunbandeqingkuangyeyouleyigechubudelejie。
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