xiaoshuozhurengongshiyefanqiumuchengdexiaoshuojiaozuo《qixuguilai》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshifabiaodetiankongxiedeyibendoushishenghuofenggedexiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：“xiaofanshaoye，shinianle。zaishendeyuanhen，yegaidanle。”“huijiaba。”“nifuqin，niyeye，nidezongzuxiongdimen，douzaidengni。”...
shouxiarendedaozhishizhihou，bianlikequbanle。
henkuai，fuwuyuanbianzaicijinruleqiujiasuozaidebaojian，chuandalejinglidezhiling。chuwenfeiziranbuting，yijiujiaoxiaozheyaojingliqinzilaizhaota。
zhidaoheiyayadeyiqunbaoanchongjinlai，qiujiazhongrenzhongyumengle，daozuihou，zhongjiujinjiebeibaoanganlechulai，erchuwenfeiheqiumuyingfuqiliangrenguochengzhizhongyijiuhujiaomanchan，rangzheyaojianjingli。
“见你妹见啊！”
baoanyeshinule，yibazhangchouguoqu，zhijiejiangzheiduihujiaomanchandeqipanannvjirenglechuqu。
“哎呦！”
“好疼~”
chuwenfeiyizhencanjiao，qiumuyingyeshiyizhenguikulanghao。
“**，niganduibenxiaojiewuli。”
“woxuanbu，nimenwandanle！”
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“nimengannongzangwodequnzi？”
“yiqundijiandexiaren，nimenpeideqima？”
秋沐盈还在鬼叫。
“zaihou，laozichounigouzui！”yibaoandagenumuyuanzheng，hunshengyihe，hedeqiumuyingdangjibishanglezui。
“nishuo，zheidoushishenmeshia？”
“简直丢死人了。”
cishi，zhiqiangaogaoxingxinglaicanjiadinghunyandeqiujiazhongren，cishiquanbudoubeibaoanganlechulai，yigegehuitoutulian，doujuedefenwaidiuren，wangqiaoyugengshimanlianwuguang，lianlianbaoyuan。zhiyuqiujialaoyezi，yeshiqidelaoliantieqing，yibeizi，tadoumeizheimediuguoren，chigefanjingbeirenxianggouyibanganlechulai。
erzheishi，haiyuangewaimian，yijingweimanleren。
jingjiexiandoulaqilaile，jiangrenquncongzhongjianfenkai，congdaoludaojiuloumenkou，yedoupushanglezhanxindehongditan。
“**！”
“kuaikan，neibushiweishijituandezongcaima，jiangdongshengshidaqingnianqiyejia，rendadaibiaoa，tadoubeiqingchulaile？”
“haiyouneilaotou，neibushiqiujianeilaoyezima，yebeiganchulaile？”
“ri，haiyouliweiminlijuzhanga，shiweigaojilingdao，zheidoubeiqingchulaile！”
“zheiteme，jintiandaodishizenmele？”
“mofeishitianwanglaozilaile？”
“搞这么大动静！”
waimianweiguandelurenjinhudoufengle，kanzheneibeirenconghaiyuangeqingchulaideyigegeyunzhoushiyoumingdedalao，renqunzhongjinhuzhakaiyipian。
jihusuoyourendoubujinyihuo，jinrihaiyuangezheimedadongzuo，zheimedapaichang，daodishiweileshei？
huozheshuo，jiujingshizenyangderenwu，jingranyindehaiyuangerucidadonggange，buxidezuiruciduodequangui！
erqiujiazhongrentingdaozheimeduoyoutouyoulianderendoubeiganlechulai，xinlizheicaihaoshoulexuduo。tongshi，qiujiarenyejinjieyihuo，jinwanhaiyuangezheimedadongjing，daodishiweileshei？
qiumuchengyeshimeimoutaiqi，xinzhongchongmanhaoqi。
轰~
zhongyu，zaizhongrenxuanhuazhishi，daolujintou，shushenghongming，yourumoguisihou，queshixiangchetianji。
jinjiezhe，neiyidaodaojuhuangsededengguang，yourushandiansikaiyemu，huapozhangkongjichierlai。
neipangdadeqishi，yourutaotaojiangshui，gungunerlai！
henkuai，yiliangheisedefangbaoche，shouzhongshenggongwei，jiuzheibanchuxianzaizhongrenshixianzhizhong。
“**！”
“劳斯莱斯！”
“还是六辆？”
“老天！”
“好大的排场。”
renqunzaicizhakai，zhongrenjinhudoufengle，linyuxidengrenyeshimanyanzhenhan，chuwenfeijiandaozheidengpaichangyeshizikuiburu。
终于，车门打开。
wushushizhezhanliliangpang，qishengjinghan。
“迎，小凡少爷！”
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“迎，小凡少爷~”
轰~
neihanshengrulei，zhenzhansifang。
zhouweishizheqiqigongjingnahan，jiuloulaozongqinziqianlaiyingjie，liyixiaojieqiqigongshenwenhao。
hunandedengguangzhizhong，suoyourenzhijiandao，yidaoqingnianshouxuedeshenying，jiuzheibanyingzhezhongrendemuguang，shouzhezhongrendejingbai，tazhezhanxindehongditan，zaiwanzhongzhumuzhixia，jiuzheibanxiaoshizaizhongrendeshixianzhizhong，jinrulehaiyuange。
shenhou，zhishengxiawushuhuoredemuguang，yijichiliedejianjiao。
“哇，好帅！”
“好年轻~”
“zheizhongren，kendingchaojiyouqian。”
“haoxiangjiajitaa~~”
wushunvshengjianjiaozhe，henbudelikeyaochongshangqutouhuaisongbaoyiban。
“靠，别挤啊~”
“一群牲口！”
qiujiazhongrenyouyuweizhibuhao，henkuaibianbeirenjidaohoumian，dengtamenchongdaoqianmianshi，bianzhikandaoneiqingnianshouxuedebeiying。
danjibianruci，qiumuyinggenqiumuhongzheilianggeyijingjiarenweiqidenvrenyijiuxingyantaosai，manxinjidong，kanzheneiqingnianbeiying，yipianshenwang。
“ai，kexile。gentaburenshi。”
“laoniangruoshirenshizheizhonghaomendashao，jiushisichanlanda，yedechengweitadelaopo，jitanuanchuang，jitashenghouzi。jiusuandangxiaosanqingrenyexinga。”
qiumuhongyuqiumuyingliangrenmanxindejidongyuxianmu。suirantamendoushiyoufuzhifu，keshineiyoushenmeguanxi，zhiyaozheidashaoyuanyi，tamensuishikeyichuailezijilaogonggentazou。
ertamendefumu，yeshixinzhonggankai，yaoshiyanqianzheihaomenqingnian，shitamendenvxugaiduohao。
“ai，chengcheng，kankanrenjia，chigefanhaiyuangezhijieqingchangyidai，jiuloulaozongqinzichulaiyingjie，hongditandoupuleyilu。zanjiarenyibeizipashidoumeizheidaiyua？”qiumuchengdemuqinhanliyeshiyizhenxianmu，zhengsuoweimeiyouduibijiumeiyoushanghai，kanzheyanqianjingxiang，youxiangdaozijijialineigebuzhengqidewonangnvxu，hanlijiuyizhenjuedezijimingbuhao，manxinshiluo。
raner，meiyourenzhuyidao，cishideqiumucheng，kanzheqianfangneidaoyinyuedebeijing，queshishunjianzhengzhule。
“ma，ba。nimenbujuede，neiren，genyefanhenxiangma？”qiumuchengdishengshuozhe。
tadefumuqueshikuxiaoliangsheng：“chengcheng，biezuomengle。suiranwomenyehenxiangtajiushizanjianeigewonangnvxu，keshi，zheiyouzenmekenengni？”
“走吧~”
“哎~”
“kelianzanzheiyijiazi，doubeineigewonangfeijituoleile。”
hanlitanxizhe，renqunsanquzhihou，tamenyegenzheqiujiarenhenkuailikaile。
danqiumuchengyijiuyibusanhuitou，liumeizhouzhe。
nandao，zhendeshiwoganjuecuole？
可是，真的很像啊~
xiangdaozuihou，qiumuchengyezhongjiushiyaoleyaotou，tanxiyisheng。
xianran，zuizhongqiumuchengyejuedeshizijixiangduole。
haomendashaogenshangmennvxu，tianyudidequbie，zenmekenenghuijujizaiyirenshenshangni？
qiumuchengzichaoyixiao，suihouyebianliqule。
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“xiaofan，niyuanyijianwo，wohengaoxing。”
海源阁，总统包房。
yefanmianwubiaoqing，anjingzuozhe。zaitamianqian，yigezhongniannanziqueshijidongyichang，kanzhemianqiandeyijingzhangdachengrendeqingnian，neiyiketadelaomoujingranweiweitonghong。
ruoshijiazuderenkandao，biranhuizhenjingba。yixiangyitiemianwuqingxionghenshoulazhuchengde“chuyanwang”，jingranyehuiluchurucicuiruodeyimian。
yefanshensequeshiyijiubingleng：“bubiduoxiang，wonengzuozaizheili，bingbushiyinweini。”
“youhuazhijieshuoba，shigeduonian，nimenrucidafeizhouzhanglaixunwozheigebeiweinvrendesuoshengdebijianzhiren，daodishiweileshenme？”
shuozheihuashi，yefandezuijiaozhishang，queshidaizheyimofengci。
nanrendexinqueshicitongleyixia，tashenxiyikouqi，nulidebaochipingjing：“xiaofan，shinianle，wangshiyichengyunyan。dangniandeshiqing，jiazuyedoubuhuizaizhuijiule。rujin，niyeyeyelaole，nishichujiatianzibeiweiyidehouren，rujin，yegaihuiqu，renzuguizong，baiyibainiyeyele。”
“yeye？”yefanxiaole，huayubinghanrudao，“wozaishuoyibian，dangniantajiangwoyumuqinsaodichumendeshihou，woyefan，bianzaimeiyouyeye！”
“zhiyurangworenzuguizong，keyi，rangta，haiyoudangniansuoyouxiuruwoyumuqinderen，qinzijiwomamadaoqian。”
“fouze，woyefanjiushilaosijietou，yejuebuhuizaitaruchujiayibu！”
yefanshuangmutonghong，yinweifennu，zhenggeshenqudouzaizhandou。
chujia，zheigezaizhenggeshijiedouxiangdangdangdejiazu，keshizaiyefandejiyili，quezhiyoubinglengyuwuqing。
kandaoyefanzheibanmoyang，nanrendexinliyemomingdexintong。
“xiaofan，guoqude，jiurangtaguoquba。”
“guoqu？shuodeqingqiao。neishiwoma，bushinima，ninengguoqu，woguobuqu！”yefandihou，xiangshibeichujinilindebaolong。
shashijian，fangjiandunshichenmole。
yipiananjing，zhiyouzhongbiaodedidazhishenghuixiang。
liangjiu，nanrenzhangzhangdetanlekouqi：“xiaofan，wolijieni，woyelijienimenmuzisuoshoudeku，suozaodezui。danniyezhidao，womenchujiashijushidedajiazu。rangjiazuditoudaoqian，heqizhinan？”
“zhishaoxianzaideni，haibugou。”
“zhenxiangweinidemamataogegongdaodehua，neibiannuli，zuochuyifanchengjilai。”
“dangnizugouyouxiu，zhenggetianxia，douhuiweinifushouditou。”
yefantaitou，shensuimuguangzhishimianqiandenanzi。zuihou，takanzheta，senranyixiao：“wohuide。”
“chujiaqianwode，qianwomuqinde，wodouhuitaohai！”
yefanbenyiweitahuinu，raner，lingyefanyiwaideshi，nanrenqueshixiaole，meiyanzhongjingdaizhexinwei：“ng，woxiangxinni。”
yefanmeiyouyutazailiao，suijizhuanshenliqu。
raner，zaiyefanlikaizhishi，nanrenqueshituranhanchuleta：“xiaofan，nimamata，haihaoma？woxiangjianjianta。”
yefanbeiduizheta：“nijuedeni，youzigema？”
yishenglengxiao，yefanbuzaidouliu，suijiliqu。
cichu，zhiliuxiananren，daizhemanxindeaohuiyuyihan，yuanyuandewangzhe。
turan，nanrenshentizhanlezhan，yizhenjuliekesou，shenshouzaikanshi，jingyimanshoushixue。
“jiazhu，nideshenti？”yilaozhesuijixiangqian，danyouchanfu。
nanrenbailebaishou，yijiuxiaozhe：“meishier。woerhaimeihuijia，wozenhuidaoxia？”
“duile，hanlao，xiaofandeqizi，shijiaoqiumuchengba。zhunbeidiandongxi，songguoquba。jiudangwozheige“meizige”degonggong，jierxifudeyidianxinyiba。”
“haiyou，wojidezhiqianwomenchujiadeyigejianujiaolierba，tingshuorujinzaiyunzhouhundefengshengshuiqi。jitadagezhaohu，gaosuta，yunzhousheidoukeyisi，weiduwoer，bunengsi。”
shuohuazhijian，nanrenqueshizaidukanxianghanlao，neishuangmuguangruju，youzhemomingdeyiweiyunhan。
“jiazhu，ninzenmele？”
nanrenxiaolexiao：“meishier。hanlao，ruguowomeijicuo，yiqianxiaofanzaijiazushi，yizhidoushinizaizhaogutaba。”
hanlaodemeiyan，buzhehenjidebodongleyixia。
nanrenjixushuozhe：“chujiasuida，dangehuaiyixin。jiazuzhizhong，xiangrangxiaofansiderenbushao。wosuiweixiaofandefuqin，danhenduoshiqingshenbuyouji，bunengqinliqinwei。suoyihanlao，woxiangqingnibangwogemang，sixiali，duoduobangwoguanzhuzhexiexiaofan。”
“ruci，yesuanshiwodangfuqinde，mougexinan。”
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