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fujiayaode《qixijie，nanyoufatieshuowoshilaonv》zheibenshuxiedehenhao！yuyanfengfu，henshizhidekan，liuzhiyuanliuxiaoxiaoshibenshudezhujiao，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:yishenfenselianyiqundeliuxiaoxiaozhanzaimenkou02wokanzhezhuozishanglingluandelingshibaozhuang、chishengdeshupianzha，yijineihewoteyimaijiliuzhiyuan、taqueshuo“buaichi”er……

精彩章节

linjinqixijie，woxinggaocailiedezhunbeijixiangaisanniandenanpengyoumailiwuzaimougedareshejiaoruanjianshang，

shuadaoyizetongchengtiezi“zenmeban，nvpengyoushigelaonv，yaoqixijieliwu，

zenmeyouyigehelideliyoubujinvpengyouliwu”ruciyouxuetoudebiaoti，

rangwoqingbuzijindianjinqukankanpinglunququanshizaimazhanande，

gengyoushenzhehaibatadangzuoqihaojiaochengkandaoshuxidetouxiang，woyouxiechayi，

zheidaoshihewonanpengyoudewenshenchabuduoxiangdaodashujudejingzhuntuisong，woyemeifangzaixinshang，yiweishishenmeqiaohe，

zhidaoyouyigehaoshizhezaidixiachusunzhao“xiongdi，wodongni，nijiujiazhuangnishuaiduantui，zheiyangnibuzhibumailiwu，

nihainengbaipiaoyibini”wokanzherucihuangmiudejianyi，renjunbujin，shuran，

lvpaopaochuanlaiqinqinnanyoudexiaoxi“baobao，wojintianbuxiaoxinchulechehuo，xianzaituibunengdongle，

ninengbunenglaipeipeiwo……”diliugangaosuwo，zheijianshibuduijing，

zhidaowochuxianzainanyoujiali……01zuijinhenhuodejingzijiyibeitiaozhan，wonazhezheshoubiandepijiu，

yexianggenfengpaiyigekeshicaogaoxianglilailai**haojicidoubumanyizhengdasuanqushejiaoruanjianshangkankan，

youmeiyoushenmexinxiandelingganyizehenputongdetiezichuxianzaiwoyanqiankaitoujiaojijuxiyinli“jiarenmen，

wonvpengyouyizhianshiwojitasongliwu，zenmenengbujizheigelaonvni？”woxiangdoubuxiang，

yiweiyoushishenmexiaoxiannandenvdeqihaojiaochengjiekeshikanjiantouxiangshangshuxidebiao，

nvrendediliuganhaishirangworangrenrenbuzhudianlejinqupaokaineijijuxiyinlidetiezi，zuijin30fenzhongqian，

gengxindeshituwenzhaopianlidenanrenduanzhejiubeishengyinjingguoteshuchuli“diyibeijingziji，

sansuiguojiajiaweiledangtalaogong，yingchilesangeyecaituwanzi”“dierbeijingziji，

gaokaowanweilehetazaiyiqi，fangqiliuxue”“disanbeijingziji，gaokaowanbeidaduantuiyeyaohetaduyisuodazhuan，

”“disibeijingziji……”shipintuwendaocijiaranerzhi，

yigechuanzhefenseliantiqundenvshengturanchuangrujingtouneiyike，wotongkongdizhen，

suoguchuneiyimowenshenneibushiwoweihunfudexiaoqingmeima？zhendehuiyouzheimeqiaohema？

zheitiaoshipinyouzhejiqiandianzanyuanyuanmeiyoutaqianjitianfachuqudehuore，dixiabufahaoshizhedeqihongkeshi，

没过三分钟，

neitiaoxiyinwodetiezizaiyiciyinqiwodezhuyitiezizhuzhidinghuifu“shipinlidebushiwodenvpengyou，

shiwozixiaozhangdadehaopengyou，dajiabuyaoqutaoraota，wonvpengyoushigebuzhebukoudelaonv，

nalinenghetabi”jinjiezhe，tiezizhushaichuyizhangmoukeyabaodezhaopianpeiwen“zuihaodezhubaojizuihaodeni，

laonvyuanliwodeshijie！……”zheimeyidacha，wopaishipindexinlengdanxialaishenganhuiqi，

kanzheshoujilinanyoudexiaoxi，wohaishidiyishijiandachequlenanyoudegongyuyikaimen，

yishenfenselianyiqundeliuxiaoxiaozhanzaimenkou02wokanzhezhuozishanglingluandelingshibaozhuang、chishengdeshupianzha，

yijineihewoteyimaijiliuzhiyuan、taqueshuo“buaichi”ershouqilaidejinkouquqi，

cikezhengchangkaizhefangzailiuxiaoxiaoshoubian。

renshenshangchuanzhewomaidehellokittyweiqun——neishiwoheliuzhiyuantongjuzhounianshiwomaideqinglvkuan，

tayouyitiaolansede。taxiaodeyilian“wugu”，qiangxiankaikou：“yaoyaojie，nilaileya？

zhiyuangedoushiweilebangwobanxinjiadeyinxiangcaibuxiaoxinniudaode，zhenshiduibuqi……”tayuqiqianjiu，

yanshenquezaiwodaliangfangjianshishanguoyisibuyichajuededeyi，shentihaixiayishidiwangliuzhiyuandefangxiangkaolekao，

jihuyaotiedaotageboshang。fangjianlimimanzheyigutiannidexiangshuihelatiaohunhedeguguaiweidao。

woqiangyaxiaweilidebushi，jiazhuangmeikanjiantazheixiexiaodongzuo，jingzhizouxiangshafashangdeliuzhiyuan。“shangnazhijiaole？

yanbuyanzhong？jiwokankan。”woyuqiguanqie，shenshoujiuyaoquxiantagaizhedebotan。liuzhiyuanshunjianhuangluan，

yibaanzhutanzi，zhizhiwuwu：“mei、meishi！jiushiniuleyixia，fuleyao，yishengshuoburangluandong，

paercisunshang……”tayanshenshanshuo，genbenbugankanwo。“shima？

”womuguangsaoguotapangbianchajishangheleyibandepijiuguan，zenme，gangshuaiduantuijiunenghejiu，dangwoshigeshazima？

huaiyiyidankaishi，jiubuhuiqingyijieshuwobuxintaliuzhiyuanbuzhidaoneijianshiwodezhuanshuweiqun，

woyebuxintaliuxiaoxiaonengzheimedadan，ganzheimemingxiandetiaoxinwoganzheiyangtiaoxinwo，

shuomingbeihouyoushiwukongxinlilengxiao，mianshangqueyijiuwenrou，“neihaoba，nihaohaoxiuxi。

”suihoukeqidekanzheduimianderen，limaodiantou“mafanle！”liuxiaoxiaolikebaishou，

yuqitiandefani：“bumafanbumafan！yaoyaojienigongzuomang，zhiyuangejiujiaojiwohaole！

womendoushizheimeduoniandelaopengyoule，yinggaide！”tateyijiazhongle“laopengyou”sangezi，

lianggerenduishiyiyan，yanboliuzhuan，aimeidefenweishengtengqilai03congliuzhiyuangongyuchulai，zuojincheli，

wodeshouhaizaiweiweifadou。bushiyinweibeishang，ershiyinweifennu。

zishangneihequqi、liuxiaoxiaoneijianciyandeweiqun、liangrenzhijianruoyousiwudeqinni……haiyouneigegaisidetiezi，

suoyouhuamianzaiwonaozilifengkuangxuanzhuan。zhendezheimeqiaohe，tiezi，wenshen，haiyouzhuozishangdepijiu，

suoyouqiaoheronghezaiyiqijiuyidingbushiqiaohebuxing，wobunengjiuzheimesuanle。wobixuzhidaozhenxiang。

woshenxiyikouqi，zhongxinshanglou，yongyaochidakailemen。liuzhiyuanzhengwaizaishafashangwanshouji，liuxiaoxiaobuzai，

dagaishizoule。keshikongqilisiyouruowudexiangshuihaishirangrenrenbuzhuexin“baobao，nizenmeyouhuilaile？

”talianshangshanguoyisibuyichajuedehuangluan，xunsusuopingshouji。kandaonanyoudefanying，zheibushibaimingleyouguima？

“meishi，gangdaolouxia，woshoujimeidianle，xiawuyougehuijienishoujidiangekafei，titishen。

”wojinliangrangyuqitingqilaiziran，shenchushou。liuzhiyuanmingxianyouyuleyixia，danhaishibashoujidijilewo，

yanshenpiaohu。wojieguoshouji，jiazhuangdakaiwaimairuanjian，shouzhiquexunsuxiangyouhuadong，diankailesousuokuang，

shurule“xiaoxiao”。meiyouzuijinliaotianjilu。wobusixin，youdiankaixiangce，

sousuo“liuxiaoxiao”、“liu”、“xiao”。jieguoliaoliaowuji，zhiyoujizhangjinianqiandedaheying，

kanbuchurenheaimei。wodexinchenlexiaqu。nandaozhendeshiwoduoxinle？neigetiezizhishiqiaohe？

keshixiongqianglideguozaoxintiaogaosuwo，bushizheiyangdejiuzaizheishi，liuzhiyuandeshengyinxiangleqilai，“yaoyao，

nishizaizhaoshenmema？nishibushi……buxiangxinwo？”tatanlekouqi，

biaoqingbiandetongku“jiuyinweixiaoxiaolaizhaoguwo？woheshuoguole，xiaoxiaozhishicongxiaodaodademeimei，

wohenishuoguoduoshaoci，nizongshiyixinbingtaizhong，womenzaiyiqisannianle，lianzheidianjibendexinrendoumeiyouma？

nitairangwoshiwangle。”tachenggongdibahuatiyinxiangle“xinrenweiji”，bazijifangzaileshouhaizhedeweizhi。

haoyigemeimei，wokanzhendeshiqingmeimeibanicongburangwozainicheshangchidongxi，

niquerongrennidehaomeimeizuofujiashi，zaifujiashihuchihaisainikanbujianwozouyitianjiaohougenmochupao，

nizhinengkanjiannidehaomeimeisuikouyishuodejiaoteng，

dawanshangpaolesangebianliqumaituoxieneixiebeiwokeyiyiwangdexijiezainaohailifuxianheermengtunqu，

duobaanlengjingxialaineixiedexijie，haiyouneixiequbieduidaizheishihaomeimei？woyishiyusai，zhengjumeizhaodao，

fanerbeizhiyiwozhihaobashoujihaijita，mianqiangxiaolexiao“meiyou，wojiushiyoudianleile，xiaxiangle。duibuqi。

”“meishile，”tadadudibaibaishou，danyanshenliduolejifenshenshihejingti“nikuaihuiquxiuxiba，bietailei。

”04huidaowozijijia，cuobaiganheziwohuaiyijihujiangwoyanmei。wozhendecuolema？

keshizongganjuenalibuduijingdanhenkuai，woqiangpozijilengjingxialai。qingxushangtoubuhuijizheijianshidailaizhuanjibudui。

ruguoxinlimeigui，tadefanyingyinggaishiyihuohehaoxiao，erbushiweiquhezhize。tashandetaiganjingle，

zheibenshenjiushiwenti！jiranshimeimei，zenmekenengyidianxiaoxiyemeiyouwoxiangqitadishoujishineiyishunjiandeyouyu，

keshixianzaimeiyouzhengjuxiansuoyidingzangzaixijieliwoxiangkunshouyiyangzaifangjianliduobu，muguangsaoguoshuzhuo、huazhuangpin，

chuandaijiashang……chuandaijia……dui，zheigeyue，liuzhiyuanwuyijiantiguoyizui“baobao，nizheigemeijiazhenhaokan，

zuolejiangouba……”yigezhinan，huilejiemeijiajiangouzheigebuzuomeijiadexijiema？

chufeitazaineijitiantingguozheigemingciwobuxihuanzuomeijia，neime，tazuijinpeisheizuoguomeijia？

wodiankaileliuxiaoxiaodepengyouquanfanfanfan，zhaodaolebangeyueqiandepengyouquanneishitachuanzhejk，

zaicantingbaipaidezhaopianshouzhishangshixinzuodehellokittydemeijia，

shijianduideshangkeshiwoxianzaimeiyouzhengju，

xianzaiyiqiedoushipingkongcaiceshijieshangyiqiexingweidouhuiliuxiayinjiwobuxinzheiduigounannvnenggouzuodaotianyiwufeng！

dakairemenshejiaoruanjian，shitusousuo，yibanzuowanmeijiashiyaopaizhaopiandejidianjiadefanzhaokankanxiansuo，

yijiarishimeijiadianyinqiwodezhuyitongyangdejk，tongyangdehellokittymeijia，

shijianduideshangwodiankailemeijiadiantouxiang，neitianguobuqiran，

meijiashidewenanjiuxiangyijierguanghenhendazaiwodelianshang“yudaozhenchunaizhanshenle，

xiaogegepeizheqingmeizhumanvpengyouzuomeijia，zhendehaotian！”wozixikanleyoukan，tupianli，

neiyishanerguodeshoubiaoheyishanerguodexiezinazhewojinimaidebiao，maidexie，qupaoniu，

haohaohaobeibeipandefennuhenhenzhuoshaozhewodexinwodaledianhua，jiazhuangmeijiakailie，

dedaoledangchugukeliuxiadedianhuaguobuqiran，yanzhengjiushiliuxiaoxiao！keshiwoxuyaoyigetiezheng，

xianzaitamenrengranyoujiaobiandejihuidianguanghuoshijian，

woxiangqiyixijiedianzhugangshuoshiliuxiaoxiaonanyoufudeqiankeshiwobingmeiyouzailiuzhiyuandexiaofeijilulichadaoneime，

tahenyoukenengbushiyongdezheibushoujifudeqian05yigejuemiaodexiangfashandianbanjizhonglewo——mayisenlin！

liuxiaoxiaoxihuanzaizhifubaoyangxiaojihemayisenlintounengliangruguoneipiantiezimeicuo，

yigeweiaichongfengde“chunaizhanshen”liuzhiyuankendingyehuiyangxiaojihezannengliangwolikedakaizhifubao，

diankaimayisenlin，zhaodaotadenengliangqiu，shouzhiweiweizhandoudichakanxiangxijilu。

【jintianshangwu7:35buxingnengliang152g】yige“shengchengtuiduanledongdanbude”deren，

zenmekenengchansheng“buxing”nengliang？erqiehaizhenghaoshimeitiangudingshounengliangdeshijian？

zheizhinengshuoming：tadetuigenbenmeiduan！tabujinxingdongziru，haimeiwangjizhunshishounengliang。

wolikequcheqianwangxiaoquwuye。daolewuyezhongxin，wolianshangguamandanyou，duigongzuorenyuanshuo：“ninhao，

woshixdongxxdanyuanliuzhiyuandeweihunqi。tajintianxiawushuozaichekushuaishangle，shangdetingzhongde，

danwomenbutaiqingchujutizenmefashengde，nengbunengmafanninbangwomendiaoyixiajiankongkankan？

womenyehaoxinliyougeshu，xiexieninle！”gongzuorenyuankanwojiaojiyoulimao，

henkuaipeihedidiaoqulexiawuchekuhediantidejiankong。

huamianqingxixianshi：xiawu3dian15fen：liuzhiyuanheliuxiaoxiaoyiqicongdiantichulai，

liuzhiyuanshoushangtizheyigekanqilaihenzhongdeyinxiang，danbulvqingsong，shenzhihainengxiaopaoliangbu，

wanquanmeiyoushoushangdejixiang。xiawu3dian40fen：liangrenkongshoufanhui，liuzhiyuanbengtiaozhequandiantianniu，

liuxiaoxiaojiaoxiaozhechuiletayixia。xiawu4dian10fen，

woshoudaota“chuchehuo”xiaoxiqianbanxiaoshiliuxiaoxiaoduziyirenxialou，zaichekujiaoluodalegedianhua，biaoqingshengdong，

daizheyizhongjimoudechengdeqiexi。xiawu4dian40fenjiankongpaidaoliuzhiyuan“quezhetui”jiannandizoujindianti，

biaoqingtongku，danzaiwokanbudaodejiaoluo，taxunsudiaozhengleyixiazishi，chadianmeirenzhuxiao。tiezhengrushan。

woqiangrenzhenuhuo，yongshoujijiangzheijiduanguanjianjiankongquanbulupingbaocun。suoyouxiansuoshunjianchuanlianqilai，

zhixiangyigebinglengdezhenxiang：tazaiyanxi，erliuxiaoxiaoshitadetongmou。tamenweishenmeni？

danchunshiweileburangwonadaoqixiliwujincieryi？jiuweilezheimeyidiandianqian？shuowoshilaonv？

haoyigelangxingoufeidedongxikeshizuozaishuzhuangjingqian，kanzhejingzilijiaohaoderongyanwohaishixiangbumingbaiweishenme？

xianglexiang，wozhongxinzhuceleyigexiaohao，

huanshangwangluoxiaoxiannandekebanyinxiangtouxiangjiashangleneigeyinqiwozhuyidexiaohao，fabiaopinglun【ei，xiongdi，

tongbingxianglian，woshibeiwojiahuanglianpoyaocaili，zhenshishizidakaikou】【yaobushiwo，sheihaiyaozheigehuanglianpo，

shibawanba，woquyigebitanianqingdechuochuoyouyu】buchuwufenzhong，wobeimalejiejinwubaiduotiao，

shoujidingdingdingxianggemeiwanguoran，zheitiaopinglunhenkuaiyinqiduimiandezhuyitazaiwopinglunxiahuifu【sheibushi，

wonvpengyouqixiqianjizhoujiuminglianlianshiwojitamailiwu，zheiyangdehuanglianposheiaiyaosheiyao，

yuanbenwodouyaojitamaile，zhenghaowopengyoushuotaxiangyaoxinxianglian，

jineigehuanglianpohaiburujiwopengyou】kandaozheiduanhua，woxinruzhuibingkumingmingyijingzhidaotashigezhanan，

keshixianzaikandaoxiangaisanniannanyoudehaobuyouyudedihuixinzangchuhaishichuankaimentonganshi，

shizhiwozuolebangeyuegonglvedinghaodecanting？shiwozaozaiyizhouqianjiukaishikusimingxiangdedapeifengge，

xiangyaogenghaodezhanxianzijima？chuangwaidenihongdengmohuchengyipianbinglengdeguangyun。neixiebeizhengshidehuangyan，

xiangyibabinglengdeyaochi，mengdidakailejiyidezhamen。yixiecengbei“aiqing”mengbidexijie，

cikeqingxidicitongzhewo。woxiangqigangbiyeneinian，wonadaodiyibixiangmujiangjin，

xinggaocailiedishuoyaoqingtachidacan。taquezhouzhemeishuo：“waimiandecantingyouguiyoubuganjing，baobao，

womenshengzhedian，yihouqianyaohuazaidaorenshang。”zuihou，womenzaijiazhulemiantiao。keyizhouhou，

wojiuzailiuxiaoxiaodepengyouquanli，kandaoletasongde、baozhuangjingzhidewanghongcantingtianpinta。

peiwenshi：“xiexiezhiyuange~zongshizhidaowozuiaishenme~”woxiangqiyouyiciwofashaodao38.5du，

jitadadianhua，tashuozaijiabanzoubukai，rangwoduohereshuichidianyaowoxintengtaxinku，zijizhengzhazheqilaiaozhou。