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第6章
fangshuotianheshenfeng，sumingxueshigaozhongshiqidexiaoyou。
neishihou，shenfenghesumingxuejiushixianshapangrendejuanlv，erfangshuotianbuguoshigebeishenfengbalingdewumingzhibei。
shizhijinri，sanrenshenfensuiranyousuobianhua，kezhijiandeguanxiquesihaoweibian。
fangshuotianhaishineigeyangmusumingxue，quedebudaoaiqingdefeiwu。
ershenfenghaishineigeshizhongnianyazhefangshuotiandeguigongzi。
yifanchaonongjieshu，shenfengzhaohufuwushengnalaiyipingxiangbin，wozhupingjing，dianliangyizhen，dashengdao：“woshenfengxingshijiangjiuyibaohaiyibao，nidawoyiquan，wohainiyijiuping，cihouzanmenliangbuxiangqian。”
tazheifanhuashishuojiqitarentingde。
zaichangderensheibuqingchushenfengdexiaoxinsi，sheidoubuxiangxinfangshuotiandanganduishenfengdongshou，zheiwufeishishenfengwuduantiaoqideshifeibale。
dansuoyourenhaishidaizhexinvedexintai，kandejinjinyouwei。
yourenqieshengdao：“dongfanghuazhuhuanxinlangdexiaohuayaoguoshile，yihougaijiangximenqingshoushiwudalangdegushige。”
zhongrenfachulezhenzhenqiexiao。
shengshengruer，fangshuotianjinwoshuangquan，yaguanjinyao，neixinchongmanfennuyujuewang。
tazheiyangyigewuquanwushiwucaizhiren，zhinengmomoditunxiazheixiequruyuchaoxiao。
tawufafankang，yemeiyounengliqufankang。
“嘭......”
bansuiyishengcuixiang，shenfengshouzhongdexiangbinjiupingzazailefangshuotiandenaodaishang。
bolizhalie，jiushuisijian。
fangshuotiandeetoushangliuxialeyidaoxianxue，yishiyejianjianmohule。
raner，jibiantoutongyulie，tarengranmeiyouhengyisheng。
xinzhongdefennuyijingyazhizhuleshentishangdetengtong。
shenfengjiangshouzhongdejiupingpingjingyidiu，lengxiaodao：“aiya，yibuxiaoxinzuoguotoule，nikanzheijiushuisaleyidi，gaizenmechulia。”
zaitayanzhong，fangshuotiandeshangshiwanquanmeiyounongzangdedibanlaidezhongyao。
lihuilancishizhengzaiqitoushang，suijinuhoudao：“zenmechuli？rangzheifeixujitianganjingle。”
fangshuotianyilianfennudiwangzhelihuilan，xinzhongmonian：“zheiyinianlai，wozaisujiarenlaorenyuan，meixiangdaozainimenyanzhong，lianzhigoudeburu。”
jiantabuyuantiandi，shenfengditou，jiqixinvedishuodao：“laotaijundemingling，nihaibukuaitian？burannikejiunabudaoqiange。nabudaoqian，nineibaobeimeimeijiuyaobeipoyishenhaizhaige！”
fangshuotianjingkongdikanzheshenfeng：“nizenmezhidao......nandao......”
shenfengmeiyouguoduojieshi，ershidaxiaozhezhuanshenliqu。
jiantahaishibutian，suguangmingduizhetadebeibuyijiaochuaiqu：“nainairangnitiannijiutian，zaifeihuabanishuangtuidoujinidaduanle。”
fangshuotianshuangshoufudi，wangzhemandidebolizhahejiuzi，yanjiaodilejidileishui。
tazheiyangderen，wufeijiushiquanguiwannongyigexiaochoubale。
weilehaiqingzhaiwu，tazhinengbajincundezuihouyidianzizunyeshequle。
zhijiantahuanhuandixiatou，shenchuleshetou。
“hahaha......tahaizhentian。”
“tazheizhongchougou，gujirangtaquchishi，tayehuigan。”
......
chaoxiaoshengsiqi，fangshuotiandexinrutongbeibolizhacichuanleyiban，tongchewubi。
zhengdangtajiuyaotiandaodibanshi，yishengdahouchuanlai：“tanlangjiangjundao！”
suoyoukerenmeiyouxinsizaikanfangshuotiandexiaohua，fenfenchaozhejiudiandamenyongqu，quhuanyingneigelilinlinjiangshidedarenwu。
zhijianyigeshenzhexiuxianfushidenanzizaiyiqunrendeyonghuxiazouruleguanshandajiudian。
nanzishencaijianshuo，liuzheyitouganjingdecuntou，mianronggangyi，pifuyouhei，zuolianjiahaiyouyidaodaoba，yikanjiushijiujingshachangzhiren。
cirenzhengshidaxiaqidazhanjiangzhiyide‘tanlang’tanghongwei。
qidazhanjianghaolingqianjun，weizhenyifang，shidaxiadezhizunrenwu。
meiyigezhanjianggezitonglingzheyizhiqiangdadezhenguojundui。
zheiqizhijunduiyibeidouqixingzhizhongdexingsulaimingming，ergejundetonglingzehuihuodeyujunduimingyizhidefenghao。
tanghongweibianshitanlangjundetongling，fenghao“tanlang”。
tanghongweisuiranchuanzheposujiandan，dantasanfachulaideqiangdaqishihaishiyadezaichangdesuoyoumingliutaibuqitou。
suoyoushangliurenshifenlieliangdao，ditouqishengdao：“huanyingtanlangjiangjun。”
tanghongweiaoshiqianfang，lenglengdao：“gangcaiwozaiwaimianjiutingdaolimianchaonaobukan，zheijiushinimenlinjiangjiwoanpaidejiefengyanhui？”
yizhigenzaitanlangbianshangdexizhuanglaozhewanyaodaoqian：“tanlangjiangjun，wofangcaiqujienile，zhiyuchuleshenmeshi，woyebuqingchu。”
zheigexizhuanglaozheshilinjiangchengdechengzhu，zhouhuan。
zailinjiangcheng，sheidouyaojingtazhouhuansanfen，kezaitanlangjiangjunmianqian，tabeiweidejiuxiangyigezuocuoleshidehaizi。
zhouhuanzhuantouduizhejiadaohuanyingdeshenzhongshanhoudao：“shenzhongshan，gangcaifashengleshenme？wobajiefengyanhuianpaijinideguanshandajiudian，nijiujiwozhengchuzheimegechazi？”
shenzhongshanzuoyidishengdao：“chengzhu，bushishuohaojiudianbanma？zenmejiudianjiudaole。”
tanghongweinushitayiyan，“zenme？wotanlangdexingchenghaixuyaoxiangnibaobei？”
suiranyuqijiweipingdan，danshenzhongshanhaishitingchulejizhongdeshayi，ganmangxiagui。
“tanlangjiangjun，xiaodebugan，zhishigangcaiwomenshouweiyousuoshuhu，fanglezhilaoshujinlai，haimeichulihao，rangtanlangxianshengzaoxinle。”
zhouhuanyeguixia：“tanlangjiangjun，shiwogongzuodeshuhu，qingnixinu。”
zhouhuanxinliqingchu，tangruozhenrezheigedarenwushengqile，kongpahuichudashi。
daoshihou，jiusuantanlangjiangjunbazhenggelinjiangshichaile，yemeirenganyouyijuyuanyan。
tanghongweilengxiaoyisheng：“laoshu？shisheia？”
lihuilanganmangshangqianguixia，sumingxuehetanggefufuyesuizhixiagui。
lihuilanjingkongdao：“shiwosujiadezhuixu，buguomashangjiubushile，wolikebatasaodichumen。”
cishizuiyaojinde，jiushiyufangshuotianpieqingguanxi。
ruguozhendeyinweifangshuotiandeyuanyin，daozhitanlangjiangjunqiannuyusujia，kongpasujiamingrijiukenengconglinjiangshixiaoshile。
tanghongweibingweikanzheixierenyiyan，ershiyuantiao，chaoneigenaoshide‘laoshu’kanqu。
tacengshidaxiajunzhongdezuidingjianjujishou，shiliyuanchaochangren，suixianggeshushimi，dantahaishikanqingleguidizhirendexiangmao。
“主帅？”
jinghuyisheng，tanghongweibianchaozheguididefangshuotianbenqu。
qitarenmianmianxiangqu，sihaobuqingchutanlangjiangjunweihehuituranhanyisheng‘zhushuai’，zhidejingenshangqukangejiujing。
tanghongweilaidaofangshuotiandemianqian，zaiciquerenleyibian。
kanzhefangshuotianneizhanggangmengjianyidelian，tanghongweizhidao，zijimeiyoukancuo。
yanqianzheigeguidizhirenbushibieren，zhengshishizongleyinianzhijiudedaxiaqijundezhushuai，neigeyouzhe‘qixingzhanzun’fenghaodenanren。
qixingzhanzun，yirenzhixia，wanrenzhishang！
zaizhongrenchayidemuguangzhong，tanlangputongyisheng，danxiguidi，yanhanreleididahoudao：
“zhushuaidaren!mojiangtanlangbaijian！”
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