契约老公，我炸了你的神殿孑然1983-著

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youzuozhejieran1983zhuanxiedexiaoshuo《qiyuelaogong，wozhalenideshendian》，zhujiaoshiweichiyuanjiyinsexi，gushiqingjieshengdongyinrenrusheng，xijiemiaoxiedaowei。zheibenxiaoshuoshiyibubukeduodedehaoshu，rangrenyouyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong。jiangxiudinghenhendizaxiangjianyingdedalishidimian。“peng——！”yishengjuxiang。shijie，zaineiyike，shiquleshengyin。xiudingdejinshuwaiqiaosifenwulie，jingmidechilunhe……

精彩章节

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“sexihuaiyunle，sjidechunjingzhizi。”“ling，jiechubangding，rangtamingzhengyanshundijichengwodejiyinxulie。

”tabuzhidao，wozaoyikandaoleneifenjiyinbaogao——taierdejiyinyuan，99.99%laizita。

gengbuzhidao，zaitaneizuobinglengdekongzhongbaoleili，woqinshoumaixiade“fuchou”shujuyouling，zhidengyigezhiling。

tayiweiwoshitaxin**deyanpinmeimei，yigekeyisuiyidiuqidedjicancipin。tahenkuaijiuhuimingbai。ling，

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01weichiyuanjiangneifen《jiyinqiyuelinshijiechuxieyi》tuidaowomianqianshi，zhijianshenzhimeiyouyisizhandou。

“qianleta，ling。”tadeshengyin，xiangtashenhouquanjingxianchuangwaiyonghengdebaizhou，bingleng，meiyouyisirenleidewendu。

womeidong。wodemuguangyueguoxieyi，luozaitaneizhangwanmeidaohaowuxiacidelianshang。sannianlai，

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jiyinpingjiweid（defective，canci）deyanpin。

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neifen《sjitaierjiyinsuyuanbaogao》dejielun，xiangluotieyiyangtangjinwodenaozi。

【taieryuweichiyuancunzai99.99%dezhixixueyuanguanxi。】“zhishizanshide。

”weichiyuansihuchajuedaowodechenmo，fanghuanleyuqi，shitumofangchuyisitazhijisexidewenqing。

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wanzhutadeshoubei。“yuan，zenmele？meimeishibushiyourenishengqile？”takansizaiquanjie，

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fangfoneishishenmexishizhenbao。takanxiangwo，yuqihuifuleminglingdekouwen：“sexiheyaojintianhuibanguolai。

niqubanidegongzuoshiqingliyixia，gaichengyuerfang。”wodegongzuoshi。

wozaizheizuobinglengbaoleiliweiyidechuanxizhidi。“haiyou，”tabuchongdao，

“banineizhijiao‘xiuding’depotonglantiechulidiao，tashenshangdetiexiuwei，huirangsexiguomin。

”wodexinzangmengdiyisuo。xiuding，shiwoyongfuqinyiliudelingjianqinshoupinzhuangdeshengwujixiequan，tapeilewoshinian。

sexikaozaiweichiyuanhuaili，rouroudikaikou，shengyinquejingzhundichuandaowoerduoli：“shia，meimei，

neixiedishangdedongxitaizangle。yihouzheili，jiushiwoheyuan，haiyouwomenbaobaodejiale。

”taguyijiazhongle“women”lianggezi。wokanzhetamenyiweizaiyiqidehuamian，xiangyifuwanmeidehua。erwo，

jiushihuashangduoyude、jijiangbeimoqudeyibi。womeiyouzaishuohua，zhuanshenzouxiangwodegongzuoshi。

zaitamenkanbujiandejiaodu，woanleyixiaerhoudeyikeweixingzhiruti。

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xiudinganjingdipazaiwojiaobian，hongsededianziyanwenshundishanshuozhe。wusuideyaoyigerenpaolechulai，

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tiletixiudingdejinshuwaiqiao。xiudingdechengxushedingshijueduifuconghewugongjixing，tazhishiwanghousuolesuo。“wei，

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“zila——”qingweidedianliushengxiangqi，xiudingdedianziyanshunjianbianchengleciyandehongsejingbao。tamengdizhanqilai，

fachuyilianchuanyiyibumingdejixiebeiming。yaobeihedehoutuiyibu，jiaoxiabeiditanbandao，shuaizaidishang，

etoukedaolechajijiao，shenchuxuelai。talengleyimiao，ranhoubaofachujingtiandongdidekusheng。“wa——！

guaiwudawo！liuxuele！”jihushishunjian，weichiyuanhesexitongshichonglechulai。sexiyibabaoqinver，

kandaotaetoudexue，lianseshabai，jianjiaodao：“wodetian！yao！nizenmeyang！”weichiyuandemuguang，

zexiangliangbabingdao，zhizhishexiangwohewojiaobiandexiuding。“shita！shineigechoubaguaituiwo！”yaozhizhexiuding，

kudeshangqibujiexiaqi。“womeiyou！”wojimangbianjie，“shitazijishuaidaode！tahaiyongshuipoxiuding！

”“goule！”weichiyuannuhouyisheng，zhenggeketingdekongqidoufangfoninggule。tadabuliuxingdizouguolai，

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jiangxiudinghenhendizaxiangjianyingdedalishidimian。“peng——！”yishengjuxiang。shijie，zaineiyike，

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”weichiyuanjugaolinxiadikanzhewo，fangfozaikanyizhilouyi。“ling，guixia，jisexiheyaodaoqian。

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kanzhetashenhou，sexibaozhehaizi，zuijiaogouqiyimoshenglide、edudeweixiao。wodeshijie，zaiyishunjian，

bengtale。xuexingweiconghoulongliyongshanglai。womeiyouku，fanerxiaole。“daoqian？”woqingshengwen，

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fuchudaijia。”“wobaozheng。”tayanshenyilin，zhengyaofazuo。turan，

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yitiaojiamixinxitiaolechulai，

biaotishixuehongsede：【jinji：yuzhanglaohuide‘xingchenjihua’mimixieyiyixielu！】weichiyuandelian，

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【jinggao：jiancedaoweizhi“liequan”chengxuruqin！zhengzaizhuizong“youling”xinhaoyuan！】“liequan”，

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weichiyuanchongjinyuerfang，kandaodaodidesexihetashenbiansanluodehuafen，likebaonu。“ling！

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”tayiziyidun，nuhoudao，“chuleni，haiyousheihuiyongzheizhongxiasanlandeshouduan！”jiuzaizheishi，

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yongjutongqiangpozijibaochiqingxing，shuangshouzaixunijianpanshanghuazuocanying。“jiwo……tunxiaqu！

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geshangleyicengkanbujiandebingqiang。tamenyiranhuiyiqiyongcan，yiqisanbu，zaixiarenmianqianbanyanzheenaifuqi。

danduchushi，queshisiyibandechenmo。wode“youling”chenglezheizuohualilaolonglizhenzhengdezhuren。tahuizaishenye，

dangweichiyuanduzizaishufangshi，congyinxianglifachuyishengjiqiqingweide、xiudingbeizasuishidejinshubeiming。

shengyinxiaodaorangtayiweishihuanting，quezuyigouqitaneixinshenchudebuan。tahuizaisexizuotaijiaoshi，

jiangqiangshangdeguangyingbihua，shunjianbianchengyizhangjudade、wofuqinchutianxingdeheibaizhaopian，

ranhouyouzaixiayimiaohuifuzhengchang。sexibeihedejianjiao，dandangweichiyuanganlaishi，queshenmeyichangdoumeiyou。

yiciyouyici。weichiyuanqinglailetianqiongchengzuidingjiandexitongzhuanjia，dui“shendian”jinxingleditanshidepaicha。

jieguoshi：yiqiezhengchang。zhuanjiamenzouhou，weichiyuanyigerenzuozaikongkuangdeketingli。

wotongguoyinzangdeshexiangtoukandao，taxiayishiditaiqishouwan，diankaizijidejiyinwendingxingjianceyi。

pingmushang99.99%dewendingdu，cengshitazuidadejiaoao，cikequexiangyigesuishihuitiaobiandesiwangdaojishi。

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caishizuikongjubeishenpaoqidexintu。ersexi，zaijieerliansandejinghexia，jingshenjijinbengkui。

takaishixiesidilididuiweichiyuankuhan，shuozheigefangziliyougui，shiwodeyuanhunzaizuosui。“yuan！

nibataganzou！baneige**ganchutianqiongcheng！yongyuan！”weichiyuankanzhetayinweikongjuhejiduerniuqudelian，

yanshenyuelaiyueleng。tacengjingmiliande，shineigexiangyunyiyangchunjie、rouruo、wanmeidesexi。

erbushiyanqianzheigexiesidilidefengnvren。“goule。”tadaduanta，“nizuijintaileile，haohaoxiuxi。

”shuowan，tazhuanshenjiuzou，meiyouyijuanwei。sexizaitashenhou，fachulejuewangdekuqisheng。wozhidao，

shijichabuduole。neitianwanshang，wo“ouyu”lezaihuayuanliduziyinjiudeweichiyuan。“nixiangyaoshenme？

”takanzhewo，kaimenjianshan。“huijia。”woqingshengshuo。“huixiushiqu？”talengxiaoyisheng，

“niyiweiwohuixin？”“xinbuxinyouni。”wopingjingdikanzheta，“zheizuoshendian，tailengle。

wozhishigedji，bupeizhuzaizheili。”wobiaoxiandexiangyizhibeidoubailede、zhixiangtaolidesangjiazhiquan。

tachenmodikanzhewo，sihuzaipingguwohualidezhenjia。jiuzaizheishi，tadezhongduanyouxiangle。

yiranshiyifengnimingyoujian。taxiayishidikanlewoyiyan，caidiankai。youjianlimeiyoushipin，zhiyouyijuhua。

“nixinxinnianniandesjichunjingzhizi，zhendeneimechunjingma？

”“quchachasexibeifengcunde‘yuanshijiyindangan’ba，huoxuyoujingxi。”weichiyuandehuxi，shunjiantingzhile。

tamengditaitoukanwo，yanshenruilirudao。wozhishiweiweipiantou，bikaitadeshixian，

yongshouqingqingfumozheyanjingshangdeshabu，luchuyisiqiadaohaochudecuiruo。

“wodeyanjing……haoxiangbeishenmedongxizhuoshangle，henteng。”tadeyanshen，congruilibianchenglekunhuo，

zuihouhuaweiyisitazijidouweicengchajuededongyao。tabuzhidao，zheifengyoujian，

shiwoyongbei“liequan”fanxianggongjishibuhuode、shuyutazijidejiamixindaofachuqude。zaitayanli，

zheifengyoujian，laiziyigebi“liequan”gengshenbukecede、zhixiaoyiqiedeshenmicunzai。yige，

tajueduiwufakanghengdecunzai。huaiyidezhongzi，yidanzhongxia，jiuhuishenggenfaya，zhangchengcantiandashu。erwo，

zhixuyaojingjingdengdai，neikeshu，yakuatadeyiqie。05“yuanshijiyindangan”，