jingcaixiaoshuo《quanyulequanderendouzaitafang,chulewo》,youwangluozuojiahuatianyizhichabianzhuercheng,shuzhongdaibiaorenwufenbieshituqianqianfengxinxin,jiangshuyiduanwenxintianmidexiandaiyanqing,gushijianjie:“nimenhaoa!”tuqianqianzuozaijiudianlideshafashang,shenshougouleyigeshuipingguolai,kanzhezhiboliderenshuyihuiduoyihuishao,yizhizaisanqiandaosiqianlifanfuhengtiao。……
pinglunquturanchenmolejimiao。
【bukenengba,nibiehewo,tabushihaizaijuzulipaixima?】
【zuoweilurenfen,wohenfuzedegaosuni,neijiushifanwenhua,***,zheigegouzaizi,neijianyifuhaishitahesusudecpfenzhanzisongde,yinweineishicpzhanhuashouzijihuadetu,shijiezhiciyifen。】
【***……】
【***……】
【loushangshangshang,woxiangwennidouzhidaozhanzicptu,haiyouzhuanshudingzhiyifu,nizhendeshilurenma?】
【loushangde,xianzaizheigeshizhongdianma?】
xiarenzhuxina,chuanzhecpfendingzhideyifu,qujianlingwaiyigenvren,dagenishibushiwanglezijijiehunbingqiehaiyouyigenver。
nidenverxiaolingdangyaoshizhidaozijidiechuguile,nixiangmeixiangguohouguo?
yishuide***,danshituqianqianbenrenmeikandaozheixie,tayonggebozhouzijiazhe***gan,congdoulitaochuyihekouxiangtang,yongzhijiakoulebantiancaikouchulaiyilifangdaozuili。
erpingmuqiankaishifengkuangliuyandefensimen,zhijuedeyanqianturanyizhendoudong,de……
kandegengqingchule,zheigezhibotaiyoudule,kanchengshishangzuishesideyimu。
shoujihuanlegejiaodu,congxiapaidaoshang。
shenzhinengkandaofanwenhuajieneigenvrendekouzi。
【zheigerenhaoxiangjiushiqiqi……wozaiqiqidesishengqunlikandao,qiqimailezhangfeijipiao,didianjiushizheili】
【he,wanqianlizhuiaini,male】
【tianna,woyuganyaoshangresoule】
【bieyuganle,nikankanzhiborenshu。】
tuqianqianjiang***ganzhongxinnahuishouli,zhengxingzhibobodeyaoshuoshenme,turan……
“zhibojianrenshuzenmezheimeduo。”chaoguowuwanle,erqiejintazheigezhibojianderenshufeisushangzhang,jiqianjiqiandezhang。
tazhiqiangudingzhibodoushisiqianzuoyou,dingtianleyejiuwuqianrenkantazhibo,jintianzenmezheimeturan。
nandaodajiaxihuankannvmingxingzhiboliuwan?
tuqianqianturancoujin,yizhangshengshimeiyanduidaopingmuqian。
liuyanfeikuai,tuqianqianjinshikanbuqing,keshipingmuqiandewangyoukejiumeizheimeyouhaole。
【nitemeshankaizhengrongchounv,laoziyaokanqingchuneijiujingshibushiqiqi,laozidenvshena,ranggoujidiaozoule。】
【nijiaqiqiyebushishenmehaodongxi,buxumawoqianjie。】
【loushangdeloushang,nirenzhendema?zheinvdebiqiqipiaoliangba。】
【zheijiemeishibushixianghongxiangfengle,juranzhiborenjianeijianshi!】
【kebushima?zhuangzuowuguyang,qishizaojiudundianhaoleba。】
【loushangdeshibushiyoudu?renjiaxiaoguniangshibizhefanwenhuaheqiqibozuilema?】
“chugui?”pingluntaikuai,tuqianqianzhouzhemeitou,zhikandaolezheilianggezi:“shenmechugui?”
“buguojintianrenhaoduoa。”tuqianqianmozhexiabayibenzhengjingdesikaodao:“nandaoshinimenzhongyufaxianwotianfuyibinggugejingqibingqiehaishiqiyunzhizi,shiyuzhouzhongzuiliangdeneikexing,jiedaoshangzuijingdezi,suoyijuedingzhuanfenwole?”
zheijuhuayichu,pinglunturanchenmoleyihuier。
【wocongweijianguorucihouyan**zhiren。】
【wocongweijianguorucihouyan**zhiren。】
【wocongweijianguorucihouyan**zhiren。】
……
tuqianqian:ditielaoyeyebiaoqingbao。
“neinimenbukanqitazhibolaiwozheilizuoshenme?”qianzishengqi。
tadefensixiangyaotixingta,danshipinglunshizhongdoubeiqitachiguaqunzhonghefanwenhuaqiqidefensishualexiaqu。
终于……
【fengxiaoxiaoxiyishuihansongnin1000gecaihongfeiting:jie,niqingxingdianaaaaa,nipaidaowoaidouchuguishipinle!!!!】
???
“shei,sheiniaidou?”tuqianqianfengkuangbaishou:“womeichugui,wobushiwomeiyou!”danshengoubupeibeizheimeshuo。
【benlaiwoshihenfennudedianjinlaide,jieguoquekandaoyigemeinvjingshenbingrenzaizheiliziyanziyu,zoule,wucue。】
【ei,gaizenmeshuoni?tuqianqian,niyaobukaolvhuangezhiye,wojuedegouzitingshihenide。】
tuqianqiantuokouerchuzheijuhuahou,minruidechajuedaoyouxiebuduijing,xinlikaishiturankuangtiao,manmanzhuanguoshen,kanxianglebanyinzaiheianzhizhong,baozaiyiqihukendeliangren。
zheiliangrenchunbujinjintiezaiyiqizezedefachushuisheng。
tuqianqianjingle,yiju***tuokouerchu。
neiyishunjian,talianzijituiquanhouyaozuoshenmedouxianghaole。
*
qishibuzhishifanwenhuaheqiqidefensi,jiulianchigualurendoujuedetaiqiaole,bijingxiaoshuodouxiebuchulaizheiyangdeqingjie。
sheijiabeibaochuguibushigouzidingshidundianjigeyue,cainengdundaoxiebagua,zenmetuqianqianjiuzheimehaoyunqi。(tuqianqian:……bu,wobujuedezheishiyizhonghaoyunqi。)
tajuranyixiazijiudundaoshidichuguidanghongxiaohuadedagua,bingqiehainengyiwusuocha,quanchengzhibo,gaishuoshitaxianghongni?haishixianghongni?
扒皮鱼:
#tuqianqianshishei#zongguantuqianqiandezuopin,huazurenweizheishiyouxuyidundianbingqieshikeyipuguangdecengredudexingwei,zaizhiboshipinzhongpuguangduifangyinsi,nimenzenmekan。
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nicheng:xianghongxiangdaofafengdeqianqian。
吃瓜群众:……。
文化人:……。
达粉琪:……。
jiemeinishibushiyoudianguoyuzhenshileang?
——xiaosi,zhiqianhaiyourenwentuqianqianshibushixianghongxiangfengle,meicuo……tazhendefenglehahahahahaha。
——笑死+1。
youqishichiguaqunzhongfaxiantazuijinyitiaoweiboxianshisantianqian,fadeshi:tianna,kuaishaqingle,wanle,woyoushiyele。
dixiapinglunguoshiwan,tebiezhenshi,yishuide:
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——bao!tuqianqianzhibomeiguan!
——再探再报!
1小时后——
——bao!tarenzituopaohuaile,faxiangongxiangdanchehaizaiyuandiyoumohuiquzhaodanchelehahahaha【wulian】
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henkuai#tuqianqiannahan#zheitiaoresouyepawozai27budongle。
ertuqianqianduiciyiwusuozhi,dengzhuliguolai,lianmangganwanggongsi——ruixinyule。
“dongdongdong”qiaomenshengxiangqi。
“进。”
tuqianqianyijinhuiyishi,jiufaxianzheilizuolehaoduoren,qizhongyouhaoxierenzijidouburenshi,zhinenganjingmiantiandezhanzaineili。
songruijiantazheifuxiaoxinyiyideyangzifanlegebaiyan,shuo:“woshuonizheishishenmeyunqi?neimeduorenzenmejiunipaidaole,yuquanbaicaoku,zheiminghaozhenshimeijiniqicuo,sheizhansheisi。”
tuqianqianzuozhanzaisongruiduimian,dalazhelian,chuitousangqi,zhenggerensangdebuxing,guaiguaitingzhesongruipita。
shizezaixinlimomodekaishisuanzijijiujingzanleduoshaoqiangoubugouyanghuoziji。
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xiaoshuo《quanyulequanderendouzaitafang,chulewo》di2zhangshidujieshu。
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