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zuijuqianlijiazuo《qiyueshanggushenshou，tabubangwodaguai，tiantiancuiwojitashumaoweilingshi》，ganjinyuedubuyaocuoguohaowen！xiaoshuozhurengongyousuqinghuanxuanmo，yeshishilizuozhehuaguoshanyibajingxinbianxiewanchengde。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqijingcaidejuqingheshengdongderenwuxingxiang，huodeleguangdaduzhedexiaiyutuichong。woxianzaimeilingguole，womingtianquzongmenrenwutangjierenwu，zhuanlegongxiandianzaijinimaihaobuhao？”xuanmozhoulezhoumei：“neijintianchishenme？wuele。”suqinghuanxiangle……

精彩章节

diyizhangbeiqianglingcaozhuimijing，dixueqiyueshanggushenshousuqinghuanganjuezijikuaishuaichengroubingle。

tacongqingyunzonghoushandexuanyashangbeituixialaishi，

shoulihaisisizuanzhegangcaidaode“ningqicao”——zheishitazanlebangeyuezongmengongxian，

haoburongyihuanlaiderenwujiangli，nengbangtatupolianqisanceng，kegangdaoshoujiubeidashixiongzhaoleiqiangzou，

haibeitayijiaochuaixialexuanya。“yigelianlianqisancengdoutupobuledefeichai，yepeiyongningqicao？

”zhaoleidechaofengshenghaizaierbianhuidang，suqinghuandeshentiquezaijisuxiazhui，fengshengguadetaerduoshengteng，

yishijianjianmohu。zaicixinglaishi，tatangzaiyipianrouruandecaodishang，zhouweishiyuyucongcongdegumu，

kongqizhongmimanzhenongyudelingqi，biqingyunzongdelingqihaiyaochunhoushibei。tamolemoshenshang，

ningqicaozaojiumeilezongying，buguoshouwanbeihuapole，zhengdizhexue，ranhongleshenxiadeyikuaiheiseshitou。

“si——”suqinghuangangxiangzuoqilai，jiufaxianneikuaiheiseshitouturandongle！tabiaomianliekaiximidewenlu，

jinsedeguangmangcongwenlulitouchulai，hedesuqinghuanganjinwanghoutui。jinjiezhe，guangmangyuelaiyuesheng，

heiseshitouhuazuoyidaoheiying，zaikongzhongpanxuanyiquan，bianchengleyizhibandade“mao”——hunshenqiheidemao，

zhuaziheerduojianquefanzhejinbian，yishuanghuposedeyanjingxiangliulizhu，kanqilaiyoumengyouguiqi。“nishishei？

”suqinghuanjingtidiwen，tazaiqingyunzongdailesannian，congmeijianguozheimeqiguaidedongwu，

erqietashenshangdeqixihenkongbu，rangtarenbuzhufadou。heimaoshuaileshuaiweiba，manyouyoudizoudaotamianqian，

ditoutianletiantashouwanshangdexueji，shengyindaizheyisiyonglandeweiyan：“wunaishanggushenshouxuanmo，nidilexue，

bianshiwudeqiyuezhele。”“shanggushenshou？qiyuezhe？”suqinghuanmengle。tayigelianqiercengdefeichai，

juranqiyueleshanggushenshou？zheibushizuomengba？taqialezijiyiba，tengdeziyaliezui——shizhende！

kuangxishunjianyongshangxintou，suqinghuanjidongdizhuazhuxuanmodezhuazi：“xuanmodaren！ninengbangwodaguaima？

nengbangwotupoxiuweima？zhaoleineige**qianglewodeningqicao，haibawotuixialai，woyaobaochou！

”xuanmozhoulezhoumei（ruguomaoyoumeimaodehua），chouhuizhuazi，xianqiditianletian：“daguai？tupoxiuwei？

neixieduoleia。wuchenshuilesanqiannian，xianzaizhixianghaohaoxiangshoushenghuo。

”suqinghuandexiaorongjiangzailianshang：“xiangshoushenghuo？neiniqiyue**shenme？”xuanmotiaodaoyikuaishitoushang，

quanqishenzi，weibagaizaizhuazishang：“nishenshangdexueyoulingqi，nenghuanxingwu。zuoweiqiyuezhe，

nidezhaoguwudeshenghuo——biru，jiwushumao，zhunbeilingshi，haiyou，wutaoyanshenshangzhanhui，

meitiandouyaoxiyicizao。”suqinghuan：“……”taxiangxiangzhongdeshenshoushinenghuitianmiedi、daitanixidedalao，

jieguoshigeyaotasihoude“zuzong”？“xuanmodaren，woshixiushi，yaoxiulian，yaodaguai，

meishijiantiantianjinishumaoa！”suqinghuanshitujiangdaoli。xuanmozhengkaiyanjing，

huposedetongkonglishanguoyisiweixie：“niyaoshibusihouhaowu，wujiujiechuqiyue。daoshihou，

niyigelianqiercengdefeichai，zaizheimijinglihuobuguoyitian。”suqinghuankanzhezhouweimoshengdehuanjing，

xiangqigangcaixiazhuidekongju，shunjiansongle。tatanlekouqi：“xingba，wojinishumao，jinizhunbeilingshi。

neinizhishaodebaozhengwoanquanba？”xuanmomanyidimiqiyanjing：“fangxin，youwuzai，meirennengshangni。buguo，

wubuzhudongchushou，chufeinikuaisile。”suqinghuan：“……”zheishenshou，yetailanleba！

dierzhangdaishenshouhuizongmen，beichaoxiaoshi“maonu”suqinghuanzaimijinglimosuoleliangtian，caizhaodaochuqudelu。

这两天里，

tacheditihuidaole“sihoushenshou”detongku——xuanmobujinyaochimijinglizuitiandelingguo，

haiyaoyonglingquanshuixizao，shumaobixuyongrouruandelingcaozuodeshuazi，shaoweiyoudianbushufujiunaopiqi。

haozaixuanmohaisuanyouliangxin，zaitayudaoyizhiyijieyaoshou“qinglang”shi，zhishitailetaizhuazi，

shifangchuyisiweiya，qinglangjiuhedepigunniaoliudipaole，shenglesuqinghuanbushaomafan。huidaoqingyunzongshi，

yijingshibangwan。suqinghuanbaozhexuanmo（xuanmoshuozoululei，feiyaotabao），gangzoudaozongmenmenkou，

jiuyudaolezhaoleihejigedizi。“yo，zheibushiwomendefeichaisuqinghuanma？juranhaihuozhe？

”zhaoleikandaota，likechaofengdao，“wohaiyiweinishuaisizaixuanyaxialeni，ningqicaomeile，

nizheibeizidoubiexiangtupolianqisancengle！”qitadiziyegenzhehongxiaoqilai：“jiushi，yigefeichai，

haigangendashixiongqiangdongxi，zhenshizibuliangli！”suqinghuanzuanjinlequantou，gangxiangfanbo，

huailidexuanmoturankaikoule，shengyinbuda，queqingxidichuandaomeigerenerduoli：“chaosile，

yiqunguozaodelouyi。”suoyourendoulengzhule，zhaoleizhizhesuqinghuanhuailidexuanmo：“zhei……zheimaohuishuohua？

”“shenmemao？wunaishanggushenshouxuanmo！”xuanmobumandidenglezhaoleiyiyan，shifangchuyisiweiya。

zhaoleishunjianganjuexiangbeiyizuodashanyazhe，tuiyiruanchadianguixia，liansecanbai。“shen……shenshou？

”zhaoleibuganxiangxin，suqinghuanyigefeichai，zenmehuiqiyueshenshou？suqinghuanxinlianshuang，baozhexuanmo，

yangzhetoushuo：“zhaolei，niqiangwodeningqicao，haibawotuixiaxuanya，zheibizhangwohuigennisuande！”shuowan，

tabuzailihuiliansenankandezhaolei，baozhexuanmowangzijidezhuchuzou。zhouweidedizikanzhetadebeiying，

yanshenlimanshijingyahejidu——sheiyemeixiangdao，zheigeyizhibeichaoxiaodefeichai，juranqiyueleshenshou！

huidaozijidexiaomuwu，suqinghuanbaxuanmofangzaichuangshang：“xuanmodaren，gangcaixiexienia。

”xuanmotianletianzhuazi：“buyongxie，wuzhishixiantamenchao。duile，wudelingshini？

gangcaizaimijinglichidelingguohenhaochi，nizaiqujiwuzhaojige。

”suqinghuan：“……”gangkuawanjiuyuanxingbilu。tafanlefanzijidechuwudai，

zhiyoujigeputongdemantouheyipingdijiedanyao，genbenmeiyoulingguo。tawunaidishuo：“xuanmodaren，

woxianzaimeilingguole，womingtianquzongmenrenwutangjierenwu，zhuanlegongxiandianzaijinimaihaobuhao？

”xuanmozhoulezhoumei：“neijintianchishenme？wuele。”suqinghuanxianglexiang，

congchuwudailinachuyikuai“lingshibinggan”——zheishitayongdijielingshihemianfenzuode，weidaoyiban，

shitapingshidekouliang。tadiguoqu：“zheigeniyaobuyaoshishi？”xuanmowenlewen，youyuleyixia，yaoleyikou。

chuhuyiliao，tajuranmeitu，haidianlediantou：“haixing，jiushilingqishaoledian。yihoumeitianjiwuzhunbeishikuai。

”suqinghuansonglekouqi：“hao，womingtianjiuzuo。”diertianyizao，suqinghuanjiuqulerenwutang。

renwutanglirenhenduo，daduoshilianqiqidedizi，zaitiaoxuanshihezijiderenwu。tagangzoudaorenwubanqian，

jiutingdaoyourenzaibeihouyilun：“kan，jiushita，suqinghuan，zuotiandaileyizhihuishuohuademaohuilai，

haishuoshishanggushenshouni！”“shenmeshanggushenshou，wokanjiushiyizhiputongdelingmao，taguyichuiniude！

”“jiushi，yigefeichai，zenmekenengqiyueshenshou？kendingshixiangboyanqiu！”suqinghuanjiazhuangmeitingjian，

zhuanxinkanrenwu。taxuanleyigecaiji“yueguangcao”derenwu，nandudi，gongxiandianyebushao，

shihetaxianzaidexiuwei。gangjiewanrenwu，jiukandaoyigechuanzhefenseyiqundeshaonvzouguolai，xiaozheshuo：“qinghuan，

wonenggenniyiqiquma？woyexiangcaiyueguangcao，yigerenyoudianhaipa。”shiwaimendizilinwaner，

pingshihenshaogenrenshuohua，xinggehenwenrou。suqinghuandianlediantou：“haoa，womenyiqiqu。

”liangrengangzouchurenwutang，linwanerjiuhaoqidiwen：“qinghuan，nizuotiandaihuilaideneizhimao，

zhendeshishanggushenshouma？tahaolihaia，jurannenghedaozhaolei。”suqinghuanxiaozheshuo：“shizhende，tajiaoxuanmo，

jiushiyoudianlan，buaidaguai，zhiaishumaohechilingshi。”linwanerjingyadizhengdayanjing：“haiyouzheiyangdeshenshou？

yetaikeaileba！”liangrenshuoshuoxiaoxiaodiwanghoushanzou，suqinghuanmeixiangdao，zheicirenwu，juranhuiyudaoyiwai。

disanzhangcaicaoyuyaoshou，shenshoutangyinghuzhuyueguangcaoshengzhangzaihoushandezhulinli，zhiyouwanshangcaihuifaguang，

suoyisuqinghuanhelinwanerbangwancaichufa。gangzoujinzhulin，jiuwendaoyigudandandeqingxiang，zhouweihenanjing，

zhiyoufengchuizhuyedeshengyin。“qinghuan，nikan，neiliyouyueguangcao！”linwanerzhizhebuyuanchudeyikuaishitou，

xingfendishuo。suqinghuanshunzhetazhidefangxiangkanqu，guorankandaojizhufanzheyinbaiseguangmangdecao，zhengshiyueguangcao。

liangrenkuaibuzouguoqu，gangxiangcaizhai，turantingdaoyizhen“shasha”deshengyin，

yizhitixingpangdade“zhuyeqing”congzhulinlizuanlechulai，tuzhexinzi，dingzhetamen。

“shierjieyaoshouzhuyeqing！”linwanerhedeliansecanbai，duodaosuqinghuanshenhou，“zenmeban？

womendabuguota！”suqinghuanyehenjinzhang，tazhiyoulianqierceng，linwaneryecailianqisanceng，

genbenbushierjieyaoshoudeduishou。taganjinbaxuanmoconghuailifangchulai：“xuanmodaren，kuaibangbangwomen！

”xuanmodalegehaqian，manyouyoudizoudaozhuyeqingmianqian，yangzhetoukanta：“nidangzhewudeqiyuezhecaicaole，

ganjinzou。”zhuyeqingxianranmeibazheizhi“xiaomao”fangzaiyanli，nuhouyisheng，jiuchaoxuanmopuleguoqu。

suqinghuanhedebishangleyanjing，yiweixuanmoyaochushi，jieguoxiayimiao，jiutingdaozhuyeqingdecanjiaosheng。

tazhengkaiyanjing，kandaozhuyeqingtangzaidishang，hunshenfadou，bugandongdan，erxuanmozhishizhanzaitamianqian，

weibaqingqinghuangzhe，lianzhuazidoumeitai。“ni……nijuranganduiwudongshou？”xuanmodeshengyinlenglexialai，

shifangchuyiguqiangdadeweiya，“wumeishani，yijingshishouxialiuqingle，zaibuzou，wujiubanidunchengtang。

”zhuyeqinghedehunfeiposan，liangundaipadipaole，henkuaijiuxiaoshizaizhulinli。suqinghuanhelinwanerdoukandaile，

linwanerjidongdishuo：“xuanmodarenyetailihaileba！juranbuyongdongshoujiunenghepaoerjieyaoshou！

”xuanmodeyidiangqitou，zoudaosuqinghuanmianqian：“haole，ganjincaicao，caiwanhuiqujiwushumao，

gangcaibeineizhichousheheleyitiao，maodouluanle。”suqinghuan：“……”gangcaimingmingshinihepaoleshe，

zenmehaichenglenibeihedaole？buguotayebuganfanbo，ganjinhelinwanercaizhaiyueguangcao。henkuai，

tamenjiucailezugoudeyueguangcao，zhunbeihuiqu。lushang，linwanerhaoqidiwen：“xuanmodaren，nizheimelihai，

weishenmebubangqinghuandaguaishengjia？neiyangqinghuanjiunengkuaidiantupole。

”xuanmopielesuqinghuanyiyan：“wudeqiyuezhe，zijideluyaozijizou，

wuzhishizaitakuaisideshihoubangtayiba。erqie，daguaiduoleia，burushumaoshufu。”suqinghuantanlekouqi，

tasuanshikanmingbaile，xiangkaoxuanmodaguaishengji，genbenbukeneng。huidaozongmenhou，

suqinghuanbayueguangcaojiaojirenwutang，huanlewushidiangongxiandian。taxianquzongmendezahuodian，

maileyixielingcaohemianfen，zhunbeijixuanmozuolingshibinggan，youmaileyibarouruandemushu，yonglaijixuanmoshumao。

huidaoxiaomuwu，suqinghuangangbalingshibingganzuohao，xuanmojiucouleguolai，diaoqiyikuaichileqilai。

suqinghuannaqimushu，xiaoxinyiyidijixuanmoshumao，heisedemaofahenrouruan，shuqilaihenshufu。“zuobianyidian，

neiliyoudianyang。”“qingyidian，ninongtengwule。”“shuwanjiwunakuaibinggan，wuele。

”xuanmoyibianchibinggan，yibianzhihuisuqinghuanshumao，xianggejiaoqidedashaoye。suqinghuansuiranyoudianwunai，

dankanzhexuanmoshufudeyangzi，xinliyejuedenuannuande——youzheimeyigeaojiaoyouqiangdadeshenshoupeizhe，

haoxiangyebucuo。jiuzaizheishi，menwaichuanlaiqiaomensheng，suqinghuanfangxiashuzi，zouguoqukaimen，

kandaozhaoleizhanzaimenkou，liansehennankan。“suqinghuan，nigenwolaiyitang，zhanglaozhaoni。”zhaoleilenglengdishuo。

suqinghuanxinligedengyixia，zhanglaozhaotaganshenme？nandaoshizhaoleigaoletadezhuang？disizhangzhanglaowenze，

shenshoubaqihuduansuqinghuangenzhezhaoleilaidaozhanglaodian，dianlizuozhesangezhanglao，weishoudeshiwaimenzhanglaozhangzhanglao，

pingshizuikanzhongguiju，duidizihenyanli。“suqinghuan，nikezhizui？”zhangzhanglaokaikou，shengyinyansu。

suqinghuanxinlinamen，tameifanshenmecuoa？tayihuodiwen：“zhanglao，dizibuzhi，dizihezuizhiyou？

”“nihaiganjiaobian！”zhaoleilikekaikou，zhizhesuqinghuan，“nizuotianzaizongmenmenkou，yongyaoshoukonghewo，

haihuangchengzijiqiyueleshanggushenshou，qipiantongmen，raoluanzongmenzhixu，zheibushizuima？”suqinghuanhuangrandawu，