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anqiaoxiuxilehuijiubeixiatianningjiaoxingle。
“qiaoqiao，woyebuzhidaonideweikou，jiurangayisuibianzuolexie。”
didacanting，yizhuozidehaocai，zheinalishisuibiana?
qizhonghaiyouhenduoanqiaomamaaichide，tabuyoudeyidun，zheiyinggaibushiqiaohe。
nandaoshuoxiatianningzhenshizijibaba?buguozhuiqiuzheyeyoukenengzhidaozijimamaaichishenme。
liangrenzuozaicanzhuoshang，anqiaoxiayishidekaikouwendao：“shushu，womamashengqianshizuoshenmedea?”
anqiaoshiyimingheike，danshitaquecongweichadaoannuanzaiashishizuoshenmede，fangfotabucengcunzaiguoashiyiban。
huixiangqiannuan，xiatianningdunledun。
“tashiyiminggeshou，henwenrouchanggehenhaotingdegeshou。”
“talikaiashiyihou，jiushanchulezijisuoyouzhuanjixiaoshile。”
anqiaolengleleng，mamadangchuweishenmeyaolikaini?
“haole，biexiangneimeduo，kuaiduochixie。”
xiatianningwanganqiaowanlijialehenduocai，zheidunfanshidetachadianmeichengsi。
fanhou，kanzhezuozaiketingdenanrenmianseyouxiejiujie，anqiaobuyoudekaikouwendao：“shushu，nishiyoushenmeshima?”
xiatianningdunledun，youyuleyihuimozhetadetoukaikoudao：“qiaoqiao，nicaishibasui，youmeiyoukaolvyaobuyaoqushanggexue?”
jutadiaocha，anqiaozaifeizhoushimeishangguoxuede，tazhidaozheihaizicongming，dan……
anqiaoxiaolexiao。xiatianningzheimejiujieshipazijizizunxinshoudaoshanghaiba。
“haoa，shushunianpaiba!”
jiananqiaoyikoujiudayinglexiatianningbuyoudeyixiao：“hao，buguowomenbuzheji，nixianwanjitian。”
shuozhe，xiatianningcongbianshangnachuyizhangyinxingka。
“zheizhangkabuxianedu，ninazhe，mingtianrangsijidainichuqu，xiangchishenmemaishenmejinguanhua。”
jianzhuang，anqiaoyouxiekuxiaobude。
“不用了……”
“nazhe，babazhuanqianjiushiweilenihenimama，xianzainimama…………qiaoqiao，bietibabashengzhe，nvhaizijiushiyaomaimaimai。”
kanzheshouzhongdeyinxingka，anqiaoturanjuedezheidiebucuo，zhiyaoyihoubieyaotaxiaomingjiuxing。
……
santianhou，anqiaojinruleashizuihaodesiliguizuxuexiao，dudegaosan。
yidazao，tajiucongchuangshangpaqilailaile。
bieshushafashang，xiatianningbuzhidaozaihesheishuozhehua，jialilaikerenle?
xialouzhihou，anqiaozheicaifaxianlairenshineitianqujiezijidegege?tajiaoshenmelaizhe?
“qiaoqiaoxingle，zheishibabadepengyoushenmuchen，neitianyequjienilehaiyouyingxiangba?”
anqiaodianlediantou，shenmuchen，zheimingzisihuyouxieershu。
哦!
heikepaixingbangdierdec，yigedazongcaisantianliangtoujiudiaochazijideip，ngtadeshouxiabaijiang!
liangrensuiranyijingjianguomian，danxiatianningyijiujiaoaodejieshaodao：“muchen，zheishiwonveranqiao，zheisangeyuejiumafannile。”
anqiaoyanlishanguoyisiwenhao，mafanshenmuchenshenme?
“qiaoqiao，chiguozaocanmuchenhuisongniquxuexiao，fangxuehoutayehuiqujieni，zaixuexiaoyaoshiyoushenmejidediyishijiandadianhuagaosubaba。”
anqiaohelekouniunai，xiaojizhuomisidedianlediantou，guohoucaifanyingguolaishenmuchenjiesongtafangxue，haisangeyue?
chiguozaocanhou，anqiaoyouxiemengbideshangleshenmuchendeche。
takanleyannanrenjunmeilunkuo，yihuodekaikouwendao：“gege，shenshiyijingqiongdaoyaonizheigezongcailaijianzhisijilema，wobabayigeyuejiniduoshaoqiana?”
wenyan，shenmuchenzuijiaochoulechou，jianzhisiji?yaobushihexiatianningzhiqiandadushule，tatangtangzongcaiyouzenmekenenglunluodaosongzheixiaoyatoushangxuefangxue。
shenmuchenmeiyouhuidaanqiaodewenti，ershizhuanyilegehuati。
“buzhidaowomenqiaoqiaopingshiyoushenmeaihaoma?”
anqiaozhalezhayanjingkanzheshenmuchen，neiyanshenfangfozaishuoheniyouguanxima?
“wozheirenpingshijiuaiguanzhuyixiedashenheikededongxiang，jiuneipaixingbangdiyiq，jushuoshigexiaoguniang，zuotianhaiyourenchadaotadeipzaiashini!”
安乔：“……”
“buganxingqu，shenmeqa，nanting，heike?jingchabuguantamenma?”
沈慕沉：“……”
tadecaixiangshibushicuole。
chezididaxuexiao，shenmuchenganggangxiachedasuantianqiaodakaichemen，shenhoujiuchuanlaileyigejingxideshengyin。
“慕沉哥哥!”
shenmuchenhuiguotouqu，mianseyirujiwangdeqingleng，zhijianshenhoudenvhaishenchuanzhexiaofu，beizheakgzuixinkuandeshubao，zhangxiangqingxiumingyan。
“muchengege，nizenmelaixuexiaole，nichizaocanlema?yaoyiqiquchigezaocanma?”
lengxinrouxiaozhekaikou，huayinganggangluoxia，zhijianshenmuchendechezifujiashizouchuyimingnvren，tazhenggerenmianseyijiang：“muchengege，tasheia?”
zheibuzhidaocongnalaidediyishideanqiaoqixiaole：“muchengege，xiexienisongwolaishangxue，baibai～”
谁不会呢!
shenmuchensongzheinvrenlaishangxue?
“muchengege，tadaodisheia?”
他们两人什么关系?
shenmuchenkanleyananqiaodebeiying：“yigemeimei，wozoule，shangkequba。”
hualuo，tazhijiedakaichemenlikaile。
lengxinrouliansetieqing，zaihuixianganqiaoyizhangjuemeidelianpanggengshijidule。
……
anqiaozaixuexiaopaoleyiquancaizhaodaojiaodaochu，tameiyourangxiatianninggongkaishenfen，ershiyizhuxueshengdemingyijinruxuexiao。
banhaoruxueshouxu，anqiaogenzhelaoshilaidaolebanji。
lengxinrouyiyanjiurenchulailezheibushizaoshangcongshenmuchenchezilizouchulaidenvrenma?
jingranshixinlaide，haifendaolezijibanji。
tongzhuokanchulelengxinrouyanshenbuduijing，yincikaikoudao：“xinroujie，niheanqiaoyouguojiema?”
“tazaoshangcongmuchengegedechelixialaide。”
zuoweiguimi，lishanshanziranzhidaolengxinrouxihuanshenmuchenduonianle。
“buhuiba，zuotianjiutingshuoyouxinlaide，danjushuoshigepinkunsheng，xiangxiazhangdade，kaozhuxuejincaijinlaideni!”
lishanshanpieleyananqiaodelianpang：“gujishikaolianba!hulijingyige，zheizhongzhuxueshengbeihoubuzhidaoyouduoangzangni!”
lengxinrouyitingdunshixiaole，pinkunsheng，tahaiyiweiduodalaitouni!
anqiaozuozaiweizhishangjiuchajuedaoleneieyideyanshen，zheiyikanguoqucaifaxianshilengxinrou。
kanlaitarizibiexianganningle。
xialediyijieke，pazaizhuozishangdeanqiaojiutingjianqianpaiderenyinyangguaiqidekaikou：“zheiniantouashenmerendouyou，pinkunshenghaichuanzhejiaxiebeizhejiabao，kezhenshixurong。”
“shiashia，zhangdegengehulijingyiyang，yebuzhidaoshibushizhendepinkunshengni!”
假鞋假包?
anqiaofengcidexiaolexiao，congzhuozishangpaqilaiqulexishoujian。
dakaimenjiufaxianlengxinrouzhanzaixishouchidejingziqian，tazhengbuzhekouhong，lianshangdezhuangrongchengshudebuxianggexuesheng。
anqiaodanrandexilegeshouzhengdasuanlikai，quebeitalanzhule。
“niyigepinkunsheng，zhuangshenmeqinggaoni?anqiao，youmeiyourengennishuoguo，zheixuexiaodezuisheiyebunengdezuiwo。”
anqiaopieleyanlengxinrou，xiangshizaikanshaziyiban，youshisheijiachonghuailedeqianjindaxiaojie?zezeze。
“woyebuxiangweinanni，guaiguaigaosuwoniheshenmuchenshenmeguanxi?”
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