《qingyuanzaiyu,wochaoai!》wenzhangxiedehao,qingjiebizhen,neirongganren,suhangluoqiushengdengrenwumiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao,zheiyangdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuobeisangnixiedekanchengwanmei。zhuyaojiangdeshi:xuxingzhiweiweihanshou:“chabuduomanduoxiaoyoudouzai。”dagaiyekanchulelaoshideyisi,tayouduojieshileyiju,“dajiawandehai,henduorendouhe……
suhanghaoxiao,zhizheziji:“tinghaodenanhaizinengkandeshangwo?kanshangwodaideneigeshangalama?”
“haoxiangtingshuo,neihaizixinjinbeidiaoqulexiangli,jiuzainimenkongqiaoshuxiang。”sumamaosihaitingqidai,“wotingnigumashuoguoyizui,ganjuezheihaizitingkaopu,nijiuchoushijianjianjianbei。”
xianshiqingkuang,subasumaduisuhangjiehundeshiyebeibidehenfoxi,jibenshanghenshaocuiwentadeganqingqingkuang——neishangalali,nianqingdedoushaojiandaojige,nalaideganqingyo?danzheibingbudaibiao,tamenzhendejiuyuanyikanzhemashangbensandenveryizhidanzhedaizaineishanlitougaoshiye。
suhangyehennenglijiefumudexinli,suoyitashuo:“kankanba,youshijianjiujian。”
shishishangtashijiananpaidehaitingjinde,xiaoqingzaisitianhoudezhoumo,tadejihuashi,diyitianquhexianguobangdelaochentanhetong,diertian、santianquxianlipaoxiuludeshi,wanlecanjiaxiaoqing,jianwantongxuesayiboguanggaojiuhuicunliqu。
xiangqin,dagaishimeiyoushijiande。
anpaidetinghao,xiangxiangdeyebucuo,jiushilingsuhangmeixiangdaodeshi,tadiyijianshijiubandehenbushun。
feidanbushunli,hainongchulegetiandadewulong。
yirishuixing,yinzheyaotanshengyi,suhanghaishishaoweishiduoleyixia。subasumadouyougongzuo,liangrenjiuzheimeyigenver,richangdaisuhangdouhendafang。jinguannverchangnianbuzaijia,danerlaomeihuihuanjitianxinyishade,zonghuinianzhesuhangneiyifen。
youxieyifutazaishanlichuanbushang,huilailebushikeyichuan?
suoyisuhangyijulimeichuanguodexinyiyidayida。
yaogenrentanshi,shibiyaochuandezhengshiyixie。xianxiashiwuyuemoliuyuechu,danfanbuxiayu,tianqijiuhuihenre。suhangtiaolebantian,tiaolejianchouzhidebaisevlingchenshan,datiaohongdibaihuadebanshenzhangqun,fangzaiyiqihoupaizhaofajiluoqiusheng:“zheitaozenmeyang?”
luoqiushengshifenpengchangdizanleyisheng:“feichangbang!jideshaoweihuadianzhuang,miandehuixiannipifuhei。”
suhangpifudizisuanbucuodele,suiranchangnianzaidilimanghuo,dantapifuheilewuyigedongtianhouyouhuibaihuilai。
xianxiaxiatiancaikaishi,tapifushuoheiziranshisuanbushangde,luoqiushengzhuyaodeyisi,haishiyaotadaochidehaokandian。
suhangmiaoleyanjingzilideziji,laoshichengren:“wobuhuihuazhuang。”
“qingrenhuaya!”luoqiushenghentiebuchenggang,“zheiyeyaojiao?”
“meiqian,gongsijibaoxiaome?”
ng,suiranmuqianguimobusuanda,dantamensange,haishizhucelegongside。
luoqiushenglijihui:“neisuanle,nihaishiheizheba,pifuheijiankang。”
苏杭:……
所以说人穷莫乱装。
huanshangyifu,suhangzhanjingziqianyichou,tajuedezijihaisuankeyiba,shanlianjing,renshiyejiandan,meitianmangwanjiushui,chidehaoshuideyehao,talianshangdeqisekanqilaifeichangzu。
pifubusuanhenbai,danshimeizhangdoumeiyouban,richangzaishanlisuibianguanle,zhayichuanqunzi,tazaibushiyingzhiyu,haishiyoudianxinqideganjue。
weilezheidianxinqi,tashaoweishangledianzhuang——ruguotugefangshaizaitudiankouhongyesuanshidehua。
chouzheshijianchabuduo,suhangchulemen。lingtayumendeshi,tazheidoukuaidaodifangle,yuanbenyuehaodelaochenturanlaidianhua,gaozhiyue:“jishi,wozanshihuibuqugongsi,gaidaowanshangba,wanshangwoqingnichifan。”
maifangshijinzhu,jinzhubabazuida,renyaogaishijian,suhanghainengzenmeban?gaibei。
jiushitahaijilaochendailebushaodongxi,zaidaihuiquyemafan,wenxunguohou,laochenrangtabadongxifangqutabangongshi。
xianguobangdebangongshizaizongbu,lisuhangjiahaiyoudianyuan,tazheikuaidaole,ziranhaishianjihuaxianbadongxisongguoqu。
songqulezaihui,suhangyigezhongwudeshijianchabuduojiurangzheiyilaiyihuijihaodiaole。
denghuitousuibianchidiandongxi,tagancuiqutushuguanchalexiezhongzhifangmiandeziliao。zheiziliaoyikanjiushibanxiawu,zhidaosumadadianhuawentawanshanghuibuhuijiachifantacaifanyingguolai:ya,chadiancuoguohejinzhubabatanshideshijian!
jijimangmangdadianhuaguoqu,laochendaotinghaoshuohua,shuolegedifangjiangyiqichifan。
haozaineidierlisuhangxianxiazaidetushuguanbingbutaiyuan,taganguoqu,laochenhaimeilai,youdenglehui,caikantadaizhegenianqingpiaoliangdexiaoguniangguolaile。
laochenjieshao:“wogongsimishu。”
mishuchuandeyangqiyouxinggan,suhangyebuguantashizhenmihaishijiami,fanzhengkeqiditongrendazhaohu。sanrenhanxuanguo,diancan,tanshi。laochenjingyingdexianguobangshitamenzheizuodezuihaodeyijiashuiguoliansuodian,zoudeshiliangfanluxian。zheitiaoxiancaoleigenlemanjiule,liangrenguanxiyegaodebucuo,dangchuxuanpinkanpinyeshilaochendairenqinziqude,zhisuoyihetongkazheimejiu,chuncuishijiagewenti。
qianmianshuole,suhangtamenneidedongxixiangyunchuqu,dexianyongxiaoshanlunsongxiashan,yidachehuozhuangman,huafeishijianduobushuo,rengongfeidoupingbaiyaoduohaoduo。
suhangyingzhetoupi,anzhaocaoleijiaodeyaozheyagenzimaican:“niyezhidaowomenburongyi,yiqingsannianjibenshikuizhegaode。”balabala。
rangtafannaodeshi,laochenneigexiaomishumeihuidouchaitai:“hai,zheiniantousheiyourongyile?womenzoudeshiliangdajiapingdeluzi,lirunbenlaijiubuda,shuiguosunhaoyouhen,erqiewomentanzipudeda,gengshijiannanli。”
zheiguniangshuohuajiaodidide,meimeishuowanhaiyaochonglaochenpaomeiyan,wenyisheng:“laobannishuoduiba?”
suhangjianzhile,yinweigaobuqingzheiguniangdaodishilaochendemishuhaishinvpengyou,youbuhaohuidui,zhihaobaochiweixiao。
henjiannandichengdaofanjukuaijieshu,neigunianglixi,tahelaochencaizhenzhenghaohaoditanleyixiahetong。
keximeitanliangju,jiuyougesanshiduojiejinsishidenvshimodituimenjinlai,jinlaixianmalelaochenyiju:“chenxianwangnitemiaodejiushigebuyaoliandechenshimei!“
ranhouduanqizhuoshangkaotazuijindeyipentang,“hua”yixialindaosuhangtoushang。
苏杭:……
xietianxiedi,tadangshixiang,xinghaofanchidechabuduo,neitangkuailengle,chulejingshenshangnankan,daoshimianletazaishoudaoyanzhongdewulishanghai。
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