zuozhe“woaiwenliulian”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin,doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《qizi:congyoulizhongxingwu》,jiangshuzhujiaomeizhuchenzhiqiangdeaiqinggushi,zuozhewenbibusu,renwuhejuqingshedingfeichangyouxinyi,zhideyidu!wushanjianjuqingmiaoshu:fangdaichedai,gangganghaiwandeshiwohaimeiyougaosuta。“laogong,wozhongwubuhuijiachifan,niyezaidanweichiba。……
wocongjingchajuxiabanhou,zaipengyoudepengyoukaidecanting,bangmangweixiujiankongshebei。wozhishikanlekan,
xiaowentieryi,budaoshifenzhong,gaodian。zaidiaoshideshihou,
ouranfaxianyiduanshipinshangchuxianwoqizilinmeizhuheyigenianqingnanziduizuoyongcan,dangshiyemeixikan,
zhishibaneiduanshipinbudongshengsedebaoliuzaizijishoujishang,zhunbeihuijiaxikan。1kaizhechehuidaoxiaoqu,
bachetingzaizijiacheweishang,shizaishiannabuzhuneixindehaoqi,nachushoujidiankaishipin。
naizhuxingzikanwanlebangexiaoshideshipin。cantingshigaojicanting,xiaofeihengao,xiangwozheizhongmeirimeiyegongzuo,
gangganghaiwanfangdaichedaidejiatinglaishuo,xiaofeiyiciwufenzhiyidegongzimeile,shishebudede。
woshebudeqingqizi,queyourenqingle。shipinzhong,tamenmeiyouguofendezhitijiechu,yetingbuqingtamenzaishuoshenme,
danliangrendeyanshenjiaoliushuomingliangrenbushiputongdeguanxi。qizilinmeizhubujingyiliuluchudeyanshen,
wobuzhiyouduojiumeijianguole。duimiannanrenshuohuashi,tademuguangzongxiangbeicishiqianzhu,luozaitayanjieshang,
youqiaoqiaowangshangnuo,lveguotashuohuashidongdezuijiao,lianhuxidoufangqinglebanpai。yourendaduanduihua,
tadeshixianhuixianhuanghuangdipiaokai,luozaizhuojiaodebeizishang,zhijianwuyishimosuozhebeiyan。kedengtazaikaikou,
neidaomuguangyouhuiraohuilai,xiangpacuoguoshenmeside,ruanhuhuditiezaitashenshang,zangzhemeishuochukoudexisuihuanxi。
woxinyouxietong,tayiqianyeshizheiyangkanwode,buzhicongshenmeshihoukaishi,jiumanmanshiqule。
zaikanduimianneigenianqingnanren,wochengren,youdianxiaojidu。biwoshuai,xiaoqilaihenmiren,
kanwoqizideyanshenzhongmanshizhanyouyu。tadexiaorongjiarubushitianshengdehua,
neitabuzhidaojinglileduoshaonvrencailianjiuchuneiyifumisirendexiaolian。qingqingpailepaizijidelian,“huijiaba,
qizihaidengwohuijiachifanni。”damuzhianzaimensuodeshibiequ,dideyisheng,menkaile。
yinweitiqiandaguozhaohu,wandianhuijia,qizimeizhuxianzaihaizaichufangweizheweiqunzhunbeiwancan。“laopo,xinkule。
”meizhuniuguotou,yanranyixiao。“laogong,huilaile,fanmashanghao。”wancanbingbufengsheng,lianggerenliangcaiyitang。
henjiandandejiachangcai。renshao,fenliangyeshao。fanhou,woxiguanxingdezoujinshufang,
meizhuqueshuodao“wanshangwomenqukanchangdianyingba?”wogangxiangtuici,turanxiangdaoshipindeshi,
bingbujiasisuodedaying。“hao,womenyehaozhangshijianmeiqule。”meizhuxiwandedongzuotingxiale,
sishibukesiyidekanzhewo。“laogong,nitongyile?”“weishenmebuni?”dianyingyuanwai,
likaichanghaiyoushilaifenzhong,suirangangchifan,woyebuhuishashadeshenmedoubumai。yidabeibaomihua,
liangbeinaichatizaishouzhong。yibuaiqingxijupian,meizhuquanchengkaixinxiaobuting,woyeshishidexiaoshangyiliangsheng。
yichangdianyingxialai,baomihuachiwanle,liangbeinaichaqiziyirenhewanle,qijianzhudongbaxiguancoudaowozuibian,
woxiangzhengxingdeheleliangkou。huijia,xizao,wozhudongqiuhuan。shuoshihua,zaizheifangmianhaishibijiaozixinde,
conglaidoubudiyusishifenzhong。zijidelaopozijiqingchu,wanshi:zhihoutaxiangchouzoulegutouyiyang,
tanruanzaichuangshangshuizhele。jibianshiwaimiandaleitayebuhuixing。wochengrenjinwanshiguyide,
shijianshangbipingshizhangneimeyidiandian。kanzhekanzheshushuizhongdemeizhu,congchuangtoujushangnaletashouji。
shoujishangzhiyoumimajiesuo。shurutadeshengri,shibai。shuruwodeshengri,haishishibai。youwenti?
tahuanmimale?jiehunshijiuyuedingguo,wodeshouji,wodeshengri,tadeshouji,tadeshengri。taxianzaigaile,
shizaiyanshishenmema?woxinliyouzhongbuhaodeyugan。shoujisuoeryi,lanbuzhuzhuanyedewo。
tongguoyixiliefuzadecaozuo,zhongyujinqule。weixinshanghenganjing,kanbuchupozhan。wosuibushizhuanyejingxiaobiye,
danzaijishukegongzuosannian,errumuran。yemingbaimeiyoupozhancaishizuidadepozhan。wobuji,
manmanhuifuletajinqishanchudeliaotianjilu。zaihaoyouzhonggemingwei“zhiqiangbuxi”deweixinmingfaxianlebuxunchang。
qitouxianghaoxiangshi**yiyang,jiushitabenrenzhenshitouxiang。neigezaigaojicantinglihewoqizichifandenanren。
huifuletaliangjinershitiandeliaotianjilu。2wofandaozuishangmiandeduihuakuang。zhiqiangbuxi:xiabanle?zaiganma?
meimeizhu:zuohaofanle,denglaogonghuilai。zhiqiangbuxi:kannixiawuzaichashuijianroujianbang,nilaogongmeibangninienie?
meimeizhu:tamanggongzuoni,nagudeshangzheige。zhiqiangbuxi:zaoa,meizhu,jintianmeigennilaogongyiqichumenma?
wocaitayoushiyizaojiudingzhegongzuo,meigennishuoju“lushangxiaoxin”ba?meimeizhu:meiyouya,
tachumenqianjiwozhulezhou,haitixingwodaisan,jiushizoudejiledian。
zhiqiangbuxi:zhugezhou、shuojutixingjiusuanguanxinla?meizhu,niyetaihaohongle。woyaoshinishenbianren,
kendingtiqianwennixiangchitianzhouhaishixianzhou,chumenqianhainengpeiniduoliaoliangju,nahuizhiguzheziji。
……zhiqiangbuxi:meizhu,nibieziqiqirenle,tagenbenbudongfengqing,yebuzhidaonizhenzhengxiangyaoshenme。
nixiangyaodeshiyourenpei、yourendong,erbushiyigezhihuizhuanqiande“gongjuren”。
meimeizhu:(gele30fenzhong)keshiwomenzaiyiqizheimeduonianle,
taduiwoyebusuancha……zhiqiangbuxi:chabucha,nixinlizuiqingchu。yaoshiwo,kendingbuhuirangnishouyidianweiqu。
meizhu,wogennishuojushizaide,zhiyaonigentalihun,wolimaquni。wohuibanichongchenggongzhu,
meitianpeinizuonixiangzuodeshi,buhuirangnizaiyinwei“tamang”ernanguo。meimeizhu:nibieluanshuo,
lihunbushixiaoshi,wodezaixiangxiang……zhiqiangbuxi:womeiluanshuo,woshizhenxinxihuanni。nimanmanxiang,
xiangtonglejiugaosuwo。buguanshenmeshihou,wodouzaizheierdengni,buhuixiangtaneiyang,banidiuzaiyibianbuguan。
meimeizhu:wozhidaole,xianbuliaole,woyaoquzuofanle。zhiqiangbuxi:nijiushigelaoliuming,wozhenxintenga。
……meimeizhu:wojintianhenkaixin,xiexieniqingwochifan。zhiqiangbuxi:xiaoyisi,wodexinyinibudongma?
dayingwo,tiantianqingnichi。wokanzheshoujishangtiaochudeaimeiziyan,xiangxixiaodezhen,yixiaxiazhajinyandi。
yanshenmanmanchenxiaqu,houjiegunlegun,quemeifachuyidianshengyin,zhiyoumeifengsisiningzhe,
zuilituchuchongmanhenyidejigezi“zhiqiangbuxi,nizaizhaosi。”congliaotianshangkan,suiranhaimeidaozuihouyibu,
danhenmingxian,qiziyijingdongyaole。woxiangqiwoxiangqihemeizhulianai,jiehunneibannian,shenghuoqueshitianmi。guangjie,
kandianying,yiqizuofan。danfangdaihechedaideyalikaogongziyaodaohounianmayuecainenghaiqing?
wobagongzuozhiyudesuoyoushijiandouyongzailexiaoyouxidekaifashang。tizhineinenggouhefazhuanwaikuaidefangshibuduo,
kaifachanpinjiushiqizhongzhiyi。wozhisuoyirucixinku,
shiyinweiqizishuoguodenghaiwanlechedaifangdaiwomenjiushenghaizi。sannianlai,womeiyouxiuxishijian,
quanpuzaixiaoyouxidekaifashang。gongfubufuyouxinren。sanniandexinkuzhidede,chedaifangdaishanggeyuegangganghaiqing。
wochengren,dingzherucidadezijinyalihulvelefuqiganqingdepeiyang。“meizhu,womenhainenghuiquma?
”3diertian,wopotianhuangdezaoqileershifenzhong,dengqiziqichuangshi,liangwanmianyijingbaishangzhuole。“laogong,
zheimezaoma?”“ng,haojiumeizhuguozaocanle,buzhihebuhekouwei?”zaocanzhuoshang,liangrenchizhemiantiao。
“laogong,woxiangmailiangdaibuche。”“hao,youliangyouchele,zaimailiangdianchezuotongqinyongba。”“laogong,
nitongyile。”“helidesuqiu,weishenmebutongyi?”“kefangdai……”“woshinizhangfu,
qizixiangyaoliangdaibuchezhefengdangyu,zenmedouyaobangshixianba。”qizichenmo,yanshenpiaohu,buzhizaixiangshenme。
fangdaichedai,gangganghaiwandeshiwohaimeiyougaosuta。“laogong,wozhongwubuhuijiachifan,niyezaidanweichiba。
”“hao。”wobacantingjiankongdeshiyingongnengxiuhaole,ruguoyouquneijiadehua,
zaijiankongfanweineiyinggainenggouzhidaotamenshuoshenme。jishuke,mangdeshihoushizhenmang,xiandeshihouyeshizhendexian。
kanzheyoukong,qingjiaoletongkeshideyiweisishiduosuidedajie,“wangjie,nishiyaonilaogongpeinihaishichumenzhuanqian?
”“xiaochuan,nishixiangshuonazhongnanrencaishiwomenyanzhongdelixiangzhangfu?duiba。”“dui。”woduiwangjiediantou。
“tinghaole,sijuhua,laogongnengbaqiancaizhuan,chaoxixiangbanbugudan。xiyizuofanshoubulan,cishengxiangbanxinzian。
”“bushi,wangjie,nideyaoqiutaigaoleba?zhuanqian,peiban,xiyi,zuofanyaoyangyangjingtonga。”“duiya,
jiushiwomennvrenxinzhongdelixiangzhangfua?womenshuo“yaozhuanqian”,bushitanmuxurong,
shikanzhebingxiangkongle、haizixuefeiyaojiao、fumuyiyaofeikuaibugoushi,yaonadechulai。womenshuo“yaopeiban”,
yebushibudongzhuanqianxinku,shishenyeduzishoushijiawu、shengbingshimeirendabashou、kanzhebierenyijiaguanggongyuanshi,
yazaixindidegudan。nanrenjingyingjiating,conglaibushi“xuanzhuanqianhaishixuanpeiban”dedanxuanti,
ershiyimenxuyaoyongxindamode“pinghengshu”。nideliangtoujiangu。
buyongzongxiangzhe“dengwozhuangouleqianjiupeijiaren”,yebuyongjiujie“peilejiarenjiuzhuanbudaoqian”。
zaoshangchumenqianduogenqizishuoju“zhuyianquan”,wanshanghuijiahoushaoshuahuiershouji,bangzhedabashouzuojiawu。
jiabanshitiqiangenjiarenshuoshengyuanyou,bumangdeshihoujiqizifagenuanxindexiaoxi。zheixiexisuideshunjian,
bidanchundejinqiangengnengfupingshenghuodezhezhou,yebirongzhangdepeibangengnengchuozhongrenxin。shuodaodi,
womenxiangyaodecongbushi“feicijibi”dexuanze,
ershinanrenxinlizhuangzhezheigejiadexinyi——zhidaotaparizijiejudebuan,yedongtapanyourenpeibanderouruan。
bazhuanqiandeliqifenchuyidianjijiating,bapeibandeshiguangchanjinchaimiyouyanli,zheiyangderizi,
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