zuozhe“zhangan”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin,doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《qizihaisinver,woshafengle》,jiangshuzhujiaolinshuangxutangtangxuzeshenbianfashengdejingcaigushi,zuozhewenbibusu,jingcaijuqingburongcuoguo!zhuyaojiangshudeshi:“nibietingtaxiashuo,shenmeshidoumeiyou,gangganghaihuobengluantiaodeni,tajiushiguyixiangtoulancaizhaojiekouzhuangbing!”……
第一章
kewomeixiangdaotaweilebawusuidenverpeiyangchengtongxing,linshuangjingransangxinbingkuangdaoleyidingchengdu。
tabuxuwojiannver,meitiandaizhenvershanggezhonggaoqiangdudexunlianke,haiyougezhongpaishegongzuo。
nvertangtangtoutouyongdianhuashoubiaojiwodadianhua,beiqiziyibaduoguoqu,haibeitashuaileyibazhang。
kewomeixiangdaozheishinverjiwodeqiujiudianhua,zheijingranshiwomenfunvliangzuihouyiciduihua。
linshuanghaizaihetadelaobanqingqingwowoshi,wodenveryijingmeiyouliqihewoshuowanzuihouyijuhua,
jiugulinglingdisizailewurenzhidaodejiaoluoli。
1.
wogangjingongsihuiyishizhunbeikailihui,nvertangtangjiudalailedianhua。
benlaihuiyiqijianbuyunxujiedianhua,dannveryigejieyigededaguolai,woxinliyeyouxiedanyou,yushidingzhezhuguandebaiyanhelenglianqiaoqiaochuqujielegedianhua。
“wei,tangtang,fashengshenmeshile?”
wojietongdianhua,wenroudewennver。
“baba,ni、nimangbumang?kebukeyilaijiewo?woyouxiebushufu。”
nverdaizhekuqiang,shuodeshangqibujiexiaqi。
“guai,tangtangnixianbiedong,nishentinalibushufugaosubaba,nimamazainani?”
wohuahaimeishuowan,jiutingdaoleqizilinshuangjizaodeshengyin,dianhuabeiyibaduoguoqu。
“nibietingtaxiashuo,shenmeshidoumeiyou,gangganghaihuobengluantiaodeni,tajiushiguyixiangtoulancaizhaojiekouzhuangbing!”
wogangxiangkaikou,youtingdaoyoutuituisangsangdeshengyin。
“xutangtang,nizhuangshenmezhuang?!wotiantianzaoqitanheidepeizheni,nitoulanduideqishei!biedexiaoyanyuandoukaishirenzhenpaishele,zenmejiunizheimaobingneimaobingde?ninengbunengxuexuerenjia,bierangwoweinicaozheimeduoxin。xianzaimashanghuanyifuqupaishe,fouzewoburennizheigenver!”
qizizaidianhuaneitounuma,shengyintaigaodijianruiyoucier,hedenverlimabilezuichuoqi。
wodanxinnver,gangyaokaikouquanqizi,meidengwoshuoyigezi,dianhuabei“ding”deyishengguaduan。
wozaidaguoqu,doushiwurenjietingdezhuangtai。
guolexujiu,wozaidadianhuabeizhijieanduan,danwosuiranmeiyoukandaonver,danzaidianhualitingzhenverdezhuangtaibudui,nverkendingshibushufule,wolejieta,tajueduibuhuisahuang。
woyouyicibotongdianhua,xiangleyishengjietongle,dianhuaneitouchuanlailinshuangdeshengyin。
“xuze,nishibushiguyide,younizheiyangdangdiedema?jiushiyounizheimebufuzeren,zongrongwududedie,wonvercaibeidaihuaichengzheiyang!wogaosuni,niwunengguanlewusuowei,wobuyunxuwodehaizixiangniyiyang!wofeijinxinsidepeiyangta,pianpiannizaihoumianjiwotuohoutui,nihaisuanbusuanshigenanren?nijintianzaigandayigedianhua,womenjiulihun!”
linshuangxiesidilidichaowohoujiao,suihoujiushiyigeqingcuidebazhangsheng,neibianhaishibushichuanlaitangtanghenxiaodekusheng。
“xutangtang,wojinimaidianhuashoubiao,shifangbiannilianxiyingyu,bushirangnitoulanhenineigewunengdedieyiqilaidikangwode!nizaizheiyangtoulansahuang,wojiubanidianhuashoubiaojinirengle,rangnizaiyedabuledianhua?”
tafazuowan,youyiciguaduanledianhua。
wowunaitanlekouqi,linshuangzicongshengletangtangzhihou,xinggejiubiandeguguaipianzhi。
jiehunqiantacengjingzaiyigejingjigongsigongzuo,haidaichuguojigexiaoyoumingqideyiren,gongzuonenglidequechuse。
yeyinweicengjingdechengji,tayizhiduizijihenjiaoao,jianxinzijiyidingnengpeiyangchudingliumingxing,shiyejiezuidingjianerdejingjiren。
kezicongyoulenver,tahaoxiangzhelemoyiyang,yixinyaocongnverrushou,banversongjinjingjigongsibaozhuang,peiyangchengyigexiaotongxing,taxiangrangnverchengweitazuimanyidezuopin。
nvergangmanyisui,zouluhaibulisuo,tajiukaishizhidinggezhongjihuabiponver。
tangtangdeyundongnenglihaimeifayuhao,tajiuqiangbizhetangtangxuexizoulu,zhongjianbuzhidaoshuaileduoshaogegentou,shuaidewawaku,kelinshuangbujinsihaobuxintenghaiyuelaiyueyanli,jideshenzhiyaoshangshoudatangtang。
woxintengdibaotajinwu,linshuangjidezhizhebizimawo。
zhihoutangtanggangman3sui,linshuangjiusangxinbingkuangdijitabaolegezhongwudaochanggeshenzhihaiyouertongmoteban。
zhengchanghaizigaishuijuedenianji,tangtangbeilinshuangdaizhedaochushangkehaidaochupaishe。
tangtangnianjixiao,shaoweiyoudiankunao,tajiubunaifandeshangshoudahaizi,zuihoushenzhibianchengleshanbazhang,yuelaiyueguofen。
tonglingrendouzaisajiaowannaodenianji,tangtangyijingkaishidulidepaishegongzuo。
shenzhitonglingxiaohaierzaichigezhonglingshideshihou,linshuangyeyangejinzhitangtangchiyidingdian。
jiuliantangtangshengbingfagaoshao,linshuangyeyaotangtangzhaochangshangke,haishiwotoutoubatangtangbaozouquleyiyuan。
jiuweizheizhongshi,linshuanghewochaolewushujia,tashenzhihaijuedewoshiniainverhailenver。
2.
suiranzheizhongshiqingjihutiantianfasheng,dantangtanghendongshihenjianqiang,tapalinshuangshengqi,jiusuanshentibushufuyehuiyaoyajianchi。
danshijintiantajiwodalezheigedianhua,woyuelaiyuejuedeyouxiebuduijing,pingrilitangtangshihenjianrende。
yitangtangdexingge,ruguobushizhenjianchibuzhule,tabukenengzheiyangjiwodadianhua。
woyuexiangyuehaipa,buyoudequanshenbengjin,fangfoyoushenmedongxizaiyixiayixiadiqiaodazhewodexinzang,citongganchuanbianlequanshen,chunbanyebuzijuedizhandongzhe。
tangtangzainali,woyebuzhidao,zicongwobatangtangdaichulaijicihou,linshuangjiuzaiyeburangwozhidaotahetangtangwaichudezongji,youshitadaizhetangtangpaishehuilai,doushibanyehuozhelingchenle。
woturangandaoyizhenzuanxindetong,xinliyouzhemomingbuhaodeyugan。xiayimiaoturanyigedianhuadajinlai,xianshizhetangtanglaidian,woshoudouzhejieledianhua。
“ba、baba,wo,wohaoteng,wohaoxiangni,nikuailaibaobaowohaobuhao,baba......”
tangtangshengyindaizhekuqiang,duanduanxuxudechuanlai,qixiyouxieweiruo。
“tangtang,nibiepa,nigaosubaba,nizaina?womashangqujieni!”
wolimacongchoutilinachucheyaochi,zhunbeiwangwaipao,kedianhuaneitoumeiyourenhehuiying,wojiaolehaojisheng,doumeiyoutangtangdeshengyin,dianhuayemeiyouguaduan,yizhixianshizhezhengzaitonghuazhong。
wozhinengguaduan,zhejidejilinshuangdaguoqu,zheihuiwuluntashuoshenme,woyeyidingyaoqujienver。
kewodalelinshuangdedianhua,tajingranzhijieguanjile。
kehaimeiguoduojiu,yigemoshengdedianhuajiuzhijiedalejinlai。
“ninhao,woshijintianpaishedegongzuorenyuan,ninshitangtangdefuqinba?ganggangtangtanghundaozaijiaoluolile,tamamabuzhidaoqunalile,woyelianxibushangta,120jijiugangbatajiezou,ninzhuajinquyiyuankankanqingkuang!”
wodexinzangyijin,nulibaochizhepingwendehuxiheqingxidesiluwangyiyuanganqu。
dengwogandaoshi,tangtangyijingbeituijinqiangjiushiqiangjiule。
woshenmeyezuobule,zhinengguizaiqiangjiushimenkouweiwonverqianchengdiqidao。
qiuqiulaotian,yidingyaobaoyoutangtangmeishile。
wulunruhe,yihouwoyebunengzairangtangtangshouzheizhongkule。
kewozenmeyemeixiangdao,hetangtangdeneitongdianhua,jingchenglewohetangtangdezuihouyiciduihua。
meiyouguoduojiu,shoushujieshule,yishenghehushi
chulaiyaoleyaotou,wohaimeiyoufanyingguolai,houmianjiuyouhushibatangtangtuilechulai,tadeshentishangmian,gaizheyicengbaibu。
yishunjian,wozhenggerendeshenzidouruanlexiaqu,jihushipadaoqianmianqu。
woshoudouzhelakaibaibu,shangmiantangzhedeshiwodetangtang,yanjingjinbizhe,lianseqingzi,zuichunfahei。
neiyishunjian,huangruoyidaoqingtianpili,bawozhenggerenjincundelizhizhadezhiliposui。
yishengyansudekanzhewo,yuqiyouxiebuyue:“womenyijingjinlile,zaisonglaiyiyuanzhiqian,haizideshengmingtizhengjiuyijingmeiyoule。nishihaizijiazhangma?haizishentitiaojianchachengzheiyang,nizheigedangfuqindejiumeiyoudaizhehaizilaikanguoma?haizibenlaijiuyouxinjiyan,nimenhairanghaizizheimelei!yaowoshuo,zheimehaodehaizibeinimenyangchengzheiyang,nimenjiubupeidangfumu!”
wodeyanshenkongdongwuguang,shileshenyibandezhenglengzaiyuandi。
wogenbenbuganxiangxinwodebaobeinverjifenzhongqianhaizaijiwodadianhua,xianzaijiubishangleyanjing,zaiyebunengzhengkaile,tachechedididelikailewo。
yuanlairenzainanguodaojizhideshihou,yanleidouliubuchulai。
wohenhenzijishanleyibazhang,shiwodecuo,yaoshiwonengzaodianfaxian,yaoshiwoyizaojiuqujietangtang,jiubuhuichuxianzheizhongqingkuang。
tangtang,shibabadecuo!qiuqiuniyuanliangbaba,haobuhao?qiuqiunizaijibabayigejihui,babayidinghuijishigandaonishenbian。
wohuanghudekanzhetangtang,zhengzhengjigexiaoshi,zhidaoyiyuancuiculewocaixingguoshenlai。
zhidaoxianzai,linshuangdoumeiyoujiwodaguoyigedianhua,tahaibuzhidaotangtangdesixun,haishitagenbenbuzaiyi,weiletademengxiang,jiukeyixishengwonverdeyiqie,shenzhishishengming。
linshuang,shilinshuang!shitahaisilewodenver。
wozuanjinlequantou,yaobushizheigedufu,wodenveryebuhuilikaiwo。
3.
woyouyicibotonglinshuangdedianhua,xianglexujiudoumeiyourenhuida。
zhengdangwonuhuoshangcuandeshihou,dianhuaturanjietongle。
wogangyaokaikou,jiutingdaolinshuangzaineitoudejiaoshengxiaoyu。
tasihubingbushizaiduiwoshuohua,yebuzhidaodianhuajietongle。
“aiyao,lizong,wodegongzuohaibushiquanyangzhangnima,yaoshimeiyouni,wonveryebukenengyouneimeduojihui,nifangxin,zanmenhezuoyidinghuiminglishuangshou。zhiyaoninjiwobatangtangdegongzuopaiman,wobaozhengmeiyicigongzuoxiaoguodourangninmanyi,rangzanmengongsideliyizuidahua。”
linshuangyuqichanmeihaidaizhexiejiaochen。
tingdaozheihuawohenbudezuanjinshoujili,yiquanzazaitalianshang。
suijichuanlaiyigenanrendexiaosheng:“yejiushinikaikou,wocainengbazheimeduopaishejihuijinijiadexiaoyatou,bierenjiatiaojianhaodexiaonvhaiduodeshi,yingsaidaogongsililaiwodoumeiyao,nikedehaohaobaodawoya。”
“neidangranle,woshenmedoushinide,zheihaibushihaohaobaodaniya?”
linshuangzaidianhuaneitougegedexiao。
wozuanjinlequantou,yuanlaizheiliangtianzaojiubeizhewogaodaoyiqile,haiyiqihaiwodenver。
“duile,nizhangfumeifaxianzanliangdeshiba?”
“aiya,tanengfaxianshenmeya,faxianleyouzenmeyang,wobabudehetalihunni,tawonangyouwuneng,tiantianzhixiangzhezenmetuowodehoutui,baxutangtangguandeyidiankudouchibule!zheiyangzenmenengchengqihou!”
linshuanglenghengyisheng,yuqizhongdoushiduiwodeyane。
“hahahahaha,nigenzhewojiuduile,genzheneigewonangfei,ninengguoshangshenmehaorizi,genzhewo,rangnimenniangliangchixianghelade,niguinvzhenshiwomengongsideyaoqianshua,woyijingbatawanshangdexingchengdouanpaimanle!neibianerhaidianmingyaotapaisheni!”
yipangdenanrenhahadaxiao,suijiyouchuanlailiangrenqingqingwowodeshengyin。
yishunjianwonuhuozhongshou,zhijieguaduanledianhua,yuanlaishizheiyang,shilinshuanghezheigenanrenhaisilewodenver。
wodagaizhidao,dianhuaneitoudenanren,shilinshuangyuanlaigongzuodejingjigongsidelaoban,meixiangdaoliangrenbeizhewogaodaoleyiqi,haibawodenverdangchengleyaoqianshu,shitamenrangwodetangtanglikailewo。
woxindiduilinshuangdezuihoudeyisisiganqingbeimomie,nvermeile,woshenmeyebupale,woyaozheiduijianfu**weiwodetangtangfuchudaijia!
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