《qizinazouwomadejiumingqianjichulianmaibaoshijiehoutabengkuile》xiaoshuoyouzuozhemafanxianshengsuoxie,qingjiebolanqifu,xijiemiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao,xiaoshuodezhurengongshishenhaolinxue,jiangshule:limiansanluozheyixiezhaopian,haiyoujifengfanhuangdexin。xinfengshang,shishenhaoneilingrenzuooudeziji,xiezhe“jiwodexiaoxue”。wolengxiaozhenaqiyifeng,benyiweihuishishen……
“woyijingbaojingle,zhapianhegaolidai,jingfanghuichuli。”
wopingjingdikanzheta,yiziyijudao:“linxue,womenlihunba。”
wohuayingangluo,linxuexiangshibeichouzoulesuoyouliqi,tanzuozaidishang,suijibaofachucierdekuhao。
“bu!wobulihun!luming,woyeshishouhaizhea!wobeishenhaopianle!nizenmenengzheimeduiwo?”
tazhuazhewodekutui,yanleibitihuleyilian,nalihaiyoubanfenpingriliwenrouxianshudemoyang。
wozhijuedeyizhenfanwei,mengdishuaikaitadeshou,xiongqianglidenuhuojihuyaopenyongerchu。
“shouhaizhe?linxue,nihaiyoulianshuozijishishouhaizhe?”
wodeshengyinyinfennuerzhandou:“womatangzaineibianshengsiweibu,shisheibatadejiumingqiannuoyongjileshenhao?youshisheiyanzhengzhengkanzheshenhaoyibububanimatuijinhuokeng?”
“shisheizainimajixushoushufeideshihou,genzheshenhaochixianghela,maimingpaibao,maishechipin?niganshuonihuademeiyifenqiandouganganjingjing?”
“nikoukoushengshengshuoaiwo,aizheigejia,kenizuoguoyijianzhenzhengweilezheigejiadeshiqingma?nilian**sihuodoubugu,nipeidangwodeqizima?”
womeiyigezidouxiangshicongyafenglijichulaide,shiwanghefennujiaozhi,rangwojihuwufahuxi。
tabeiwowendeyakouwuyan,zhishiyigejingerdiyaotou,kuhanzhe:“bushide……bushineiyangde……”
lihunxieyihenkuainihao,linxuezaizuichudexiesidilihou,zanshixiaotinglejitian,banhuileniangjia。
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